UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Associate Editor EDITOR John Glennsner John M. Henry Helen Hayes **BUSINESS STATES** Ch. S. Sturlevin Advertising Mgr Subcription price $2.50 per year if advance; one term, $1.50. Leon Harsh Gilbert Clayton Guy Scrivner Charles Sweet Elmer Arndt Rex Miller Entered as second-class mail mat- ter September 17, 1216, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of Journalism. The Daily Kanan aims to picture the daily life of a schoolmate to go further than merely printing the new text. She hopes that students will play no facets; to be clean; to be cheerful to chantrals; to be cooperative and to solve problems to help users in all, so to serve the ability the audience of the University. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13, 1915 K. U. FOR K. U. While American industry is making the appeal "America for America" it is not at all inappropriate to carry the idea further and to introduce it into the University. The University abounds with student musicians, yet the managers of fraternity, sorority and other organization parties are getting the habit of going outside for their music. It is a growing habit. Student musicians, who last year and this fall were able to keep themselves in school because of this source of revenue, are winding up their affairs with the expectation of leaving at the end of this semester. One student has already quit school solely because of the importation of musicians who were not a bit better but had the inside track because they were imported. How about writing along beside "America for America" the phrase "K. U. for K. U."? PROF. AND STUDENT In view of the recent agitation in favor of a closer relationship between students and faculty at the University, it is interesting to quote the words of the dean of men at the University of Illinois, whose position and long service lends weight to the remarks. "A more profitable relationship between the American undergraduate and college professor, will not come, it seems to me, until we choose college professors in a different way or for different reasons. In most colleges the members of the faculty are collected now too largely because they are scholars, and not because they love to teach, or that they are likely to be interested in the people whom they teach. They are men interested too frequently in their subjects, and in publication, and not in the process of teaching or the taught." Fortunately, Kansas has not many of the kind alluded to. There are some, of course, but that is unavoidable. One faculty member refused flatfootedly to talk to a student about his work, saying that he did not care to waste his time. Occasion incidents like this hurt the entire faculty. A HOME ECONOMICS TEST Did you ever stop to think just what a home economics contest would mean? Here are a few of the trifing things you would be required to do if you expected to carry off any of the prizes, and what a Massachusetts Agricultural College girl really did do in a statewide contest held in Massachusetts. Under cookery you would have to know how to make soup, bread, cook meats and vegetables, prepare desserts, and make pies, cake, cookies and doughnuts. You would have to be able to get breakfast and supper and know how to put up fruits both canned and preserved. Under household management you would have to have fourteen accomplishments, among them being table setting and serving, washing dishes, sweeping and dusting, cleaning floors, blackening stoves, helping with washwindows and lamps, building fire and ing and ironing, and assisting in the care of children. Under handwork was included sewing, darning and mending, basketwork, crocheting, knitting and weaving. Each member was required to bake at least twenty-five loaves of bread or put up at least fifty cans of fruit and vegetables. Out of five hundred hours of work outlined each contestant was required to select 150 hours, seventy五of which had to be in the cookery department. Chasing the Glooms "My young man is a real gent," says Sadie, the saleslady. "He never blows his soup like 'common folks' for his hair and his hat.'" Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. "So you're engaged?" Well, fine, old man. Is she pretty?" "Well, I should say so. If my girl ran for President of the United States, she wouldn't have a woman in her husband's house to vote for her." —Ohio State Sun Dial She—Is there any alcohol in cider? Boob—Inside who?—California Pelican. "Jack got fleeced today." "How is that?" "Bought an all-wool suit."—Corne Widow. "Pray, let me kiss your hand," said he With looks of burning love. "I can remove my veil," said she "Much easier than my glove." -Cornell Widow. With books of knowing joy, I can remove my vell," said she "Much easier than my glove." Announceer—The bar in the pole vault now stands at ten feet. Paraway Voice—I'm glad they all stand that high—Ya! Record. 18 - Poker is Jones' Prince Albert 17 - His what? 18- His long suit.—Michigan Garo oyle. My legs are bowed, I'm pigeon-toe, To walk I am not able. This may seem queer, But have no fear, Forsooth I am a table. —Michigan Gargoy STORIES OF COLLEGE LIFE From the Harvard Lampoon. Anybody can write a story about college life. If he has not attended a college, so much the better. His imagination is less trampled. A few simple rules must be observed, however. 1. All heroes are named Jack Stanley; or Dick. 2. All college men wear sweaters always, and smoke short, fat-bowed pants. 3. There is always a "Fatty," who is a funny fellow. 4. Any four college men make up this team. They are we- ro-hull alumni, at any time. 5. All college men are wooing a girl named Dorothy or Betty, who is "in love" with a man named Bob. 6. All college men address each other as "old boss." 7. College, men never study, but spend their time in tossing repartee books. 8. All college rooms are adorned with pennants. 9. All college men call their fathers "Pater" and speak of the "honor of the dear old school" in a husky voice. Johnny rushed into the dining room, his voice lifted to a long, quarring wall. He was giving a star attraction ball. "What's it from tears and thrills. 'What's the matter?' asked mother. Johnny removed both fists from his eyes and explained mournfully: "Papa was out on the back porch nailing down a plank, and he has fallen in, near the nail and hit him." "Then what are you crying about?" asked mother. "Why didn't you laugh?" "I did," sobbed Johnson A Joke on Pa Tommy came home from school cooking so depressed that mother was worried. Inquiry resulted in the presentation of a little note from teacher. Tommy had been very naughty that day and needed a serious reprimer. "Nothing," was the wailing answer. "She asked a question and I was the only one who could answer it." "But what was the question? came mother's puzzled but natural question?" did you do?” questioned mother. "Who put the dead mouse in the drawer of her desk?" sobbed Tommy in reply. CRAMMING WILL NOT INJURE STUDENTS "No, I don't think students at the University of Kansas will ever injure their health with cramming," says they did the proper amount of studying all along as they should, it would save a lot of anxiety and worry, but few students in the University themselves into pervasive exhaustion. So Says Dr. Alice Goetz "There are some girls of course who work themselves into a bad nervous condition, but it would be the same with anything that they did". FIRST GRAD SAYS "WENT TO SCHOOL FOR BUSINESS" Mr. John P. Cone, who lives at 1206 Tennessee street, was a member of the first class that ever attended the University. This class began its studies in 1866, and was graduated in 1904. There were two years of preparatory work. There were only two or three graduates in the first class, and only about sixty-five students. Of these, sixteen of the men were veterans of the Civil war. All classes were then held during their training, wife of the Fine Arts students. Mr. Cone entered the Union army at the age of 16. He celebrated his 69th birthday Saturday, and is hair and hearty, without a grey hair on his head. He likes the company of students around the Student Union, which is next-door to his home, enjoying a game of cribbage. Mr. Cone says that in those days students went to school "for business," and were prepared when they went to class. If they were not, the instructor soon learned of the fact and made them believe older than those of the present day, and were more earnest in their pursuit of an education. John P. Cone, '73, Avers Students of His Time Went to Class Prepared 3. K. U. Dames meet Wednesday # 8 4. K. U. Dames meet F. Happaille, # 1702 Massachusetts. Sachens meet Wednesday night at 9 o'clock at the Student Union. Announcements The Oklahoma Club will meet at Squire's Studio Saturday morning, January 16,1915, at 9 o'clock, to have its picture taken for the Annual. Parties having rooms to rent to merchants Feb. 1, 2, 3 and 4, telephone K. U. 101, University Extension Division. Good Government Club meets Thursday at 12:45 o'clock at studio to have pictures for Annual taken. Student Volunteers meet Wednesday at 7 o'clock in Myers Hall. Chemical Engineers most Wednes- day's o'clock in the Chemistry Building. French club meets Wednesday a 4:30 o'clock in Room 306 Fraser. Warrensburg Normals vs. Kansas in Robinson Gymnasium Wednesday night. Social and Boys' Work Committees of the Y. M. meet Wednesday at 4:30 o'clock in Myers Hall. Geology Club meets Wednesday at 11 a.m. of clock in Room 203 Harworth Hall. Girls' Glee Club meets Wednesday at 5 o'clock at North College. Y. W. cabin meets Thursday at 5:30 o'clock at 1338 Ohio. W. S. G. A. meets Thursday a 4:30 o'clock in Fraser. University Debating Society meets Thursday at 7:30 o'clock in Room 110 Fraser. Y. W. cabinet meets Thursday at 7:15 o'clock at 1290 Oread. Al Eteno meets Thursday at 4:30 o'clock in Room 314 Fraser. Miss Gerturde Donelson of Kana- city City visited the Chi Omega house launches. Chemical Club meets Thursday at 4 o'clock in the Chemistry Building. Where They Meet Men's Glee Club meets Thursday at 7 o'clock in Fraser. Please report any errors in this list (WhatsApp Handed - On call) Cercle Francais—Wednesdays, 4:30 p.m. room 306, Fraser. 7:390. Frister: Third Wednesday and third Wednesdays of each month, 7:390. p. m.; Band—Every Wednesday evening. 7:30; Fraser Hall. THE STUDENT UNION in Fraser Hall. Prepared to Contribute to the Fund to Chancellor's open office hours—For tuesdays, Frienss, 3 to 4 p. m. on Tuesday, 4 to 5 p. m. SAVE THE UNION Chemical Club—Second and fourth quarters of school year. Chemistry Building; J. E. Whelan, B. A. Dodd. Chancellor and Mrs. Strong—At home and fourth Thursdays of each and fourth Thursdays of each Be at the Mass Meeting Tomorrow Evening at 4:20 Chemical Engineering Society -Alternative Wednesdays, 7:39 p.m. m.; Chemical Wednesdays, 8:00 p.m. College Faculty—Third Thursday of each month at 30 p. m.; lecture on Monday College Administrative Committee—First Monday of each month, 4:30 p. Deutsche Verein—Mondays, 4:30 p. m., Fraser 313. El ATene~Second and fourth Thursdays of each month, 4130 p.m.; M: Fri English Journal Club—Once a month, on can be afternoon or evening. Join us on Saturday, July 31 at 7:00 p.m. -engineering School Faculty -Last month of each month, 430 p.m., Marshall Hall on call, afternoons or evenings. Entertainment Club - Every room daily. Dinner at 10:30 pm. afternoon, at 3:30 p. m.; room 292. Museum Building. Geology Club=Second and fourth Wednesdays, see month, at 1:30 p. M. Glee Club- Tuesday and Thursday Glee Club- Monday and Wednesday Girls' Club- Mondays and Wed. Good Government Club-Thursday, 8 p.m.; a fraternity chosen by host. Graduate Club—Once a month. Graduate School Faculty—Second Greek symposium—First Thursday in each month, 7:30 p. m.; at the homes Home Economics Club—Last Wednesday of each month, 4:30 p.m.; m. room Jurisprudence Club—Every third Wednesday evening, at 8. Chemical Society>Once a month, on Kansas City>and Lawrence. The Baylor College of Law> i. B. Brantley, the Americana, ii. B. Electric, the other other. Monday, night, at 7:30. Every house is filled. K. U. Branch of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers—Every p. m. Fraser, 113. Mandolin Club—Wednesdays, 7:30 p Thursday, 7 p. m. U. Debating Society—Thursdays, $ Mathematical Club—Second and Third Floor, room 103, Administration p. m.; room 104, Administration Men's Student Council—Every Tuesday, 7:15 p. m.; Student Union. Wednesdays, each month. 4:39 p. m. room 203, Haworth Hall. (316) 781-4500. room 205, Hawthorn Hall. Oscar Hall, 7:30 p. m.; Fraser T hall. *pharmaceutical Society*—Once a week in lecture room, Chemistry University Senate—First Tuesday of each month 4390 p. m.; room 116. Bull Hall. Quill Club—Every other Monday afternoon, 4:30 p. m.; Fraser, 205. Women's Student Government Association-Thursday. 430 p. m.; Fri.-Sat. fourth Tuesdays, each month. 8 p. Student Volunteer Week—Wednes- day of the last week University Post Office--Every day except Sunday, a m. to 5 p. m. university of Kannan Architectural third Thursdays of each month, thirty-four hours. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet-Thursdays, 5:30 n. w. rv. 331 Ohio. Y. M. C. A. Board of Directors--Second and Thursday, each month, 7:30 p.m. Christmas Recess - Saturday, December 13. Recess on Friday, January 1, 18th. inclusive. Y. W. C. A. "At Home" - Second, third and fourth Saturdays, 4 to 6 p. m.; University Debuting Society—Mon- yay, 7:32 p. m.; room 101, Fraser Square, 7:32 p. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet—Thursday, 7:15 p. m. 1290 Oread. W. C. Giordano, associate pro- tective officer, meeting, tuesdays, 4:30 p. m.; M. Haller, forall. M. Haller Y. M. C. A.-Regular meeting, Sun- all men, p. m.; Merya Hall, F. all men. p. 'm'. 12w orad. W. *y.* C. A. Second Cabinet—Tuesdays. YOU, the men students. of the University of Kansas come to its aid. Y. W. C. A. Advisory Board-Second W. W. C. A. Advisory Board-Second month, March 30, p. m.; 1224 Louisiana. UNLESS Ender Heces—Friday and Monday. Level 1, 2 and 5, 1915 This building will be closed Friday night never to be reopened XII, 1980, 1983 Next Conservation—Wednesday Next Summer Session -Opens Thursday. June 10, 1915. Send the Daily Kansan home. Box Stationery All Grades-All Prices McCulloch's DrugStore R. E. PROTSCH THE STUDENTS' TAILOR. A. G. ALRICH PRINTING Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing, Seals, Badges. 744 Mass. Street. Johnson & Tuttle, Proprietors Anderson's Old Stand A Good Place To Eat At 115 Massachusetts Street. 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