UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
MIRROR SCREEN THE AURORA
The College Theatre
TODAY Feature Extraordinary—Geo. Kleine Presents
TODAY
JULIUS CAESAR
A Magnificent Photo-Spectacle in Six Acts. The Costliest Film Ever Made; Two Thousand People
Sincere Photo-Spectacle in Six Acts. The Costliest Film Ever Made; Two Thousand People
Matinee 2;15,'4:00 SPECIAL MUSIC ADMISSION 25 CENTS Night 7:10-8:45
Lowney's, Liggit's and Morse's bets
best selections of chocolates.
A Good Place To Eat At
McColloch's Drug Store.
Anderson's Old Stand
Johnson & Tuttle, Proprietors
715 Massachusetts Street
Business College
Lawrence, Kansas 0
Large, and best equipped business college in Kansas.
Institute of Bank building. We teach STENO TYPE I study of Stenotype notation a catalog.
WATKINS'
NATIONAL BANK
Capital $100,000
Surplus and Profits $100,000
The Student Depository.
SHUBERT Mat, Wed.
Saturday
Wednesday Mattine, best seats $1.00
George Bertolini, comedy
Fanny's First Play
With original London compil-
NEXT: McIntyre & Heath, "The Ham Tree"
FRANK KOCH "THE TAILOR" Full Line of Fall Suitings. STUDENT HEADQUARTERS
C. W. STEEPER
Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women 10 years K. U.-Satisfactory results.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Wilhelmsee, K. J. Wilhelmsee
Bell 1434
Nr. 92 La.
A. G. ALRICH PRINTING
Binding, Copper Plate Printing.
Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel
Die Embossing, Seals, Badges.
744 Mass. Street.
THE STUDENTS' TAILOR.
R. E. PROTSCH
Dear Jim:
I ain't sendin' out no Xmas presents this year acc't the war, but if you feel like buying a Xmas gift for yelf why take a tip from me an' go to
Wolf's Book Store
Back to Michigan for 10c. Kress'
Adv
Xmas Suggestions
A BOX OF STATIONERY
A FOUNTAIN PEN
A KODAK
PARISIAN IVORY
Raymonds'
Drug Store
819 Mass. St.
Do Your Christmas Shopping Early
THE TAILOR
913 Mass. Street Lawrence, Kan.
For Young Men and Men Who Stay Young Schulz
DANCING - Let Eccentric George Do It.
George L. McQuerry Coenstein *Multimedia*
union Orchates featuring all the latter's
works.
Jingle, Restitution, Goal Wall, One Step,
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s. Our motto: It Costs Little to Have the Best
THE ORCHIESTRA WITH A LOT OF PEP
Do Your Christmas Shopping Early Do Your Christmas Shopping Early
Tobacco, Cigars, Pipes
Also Manufacturers Of
Pierson's Success, Hand Made
Robert Hudson Cigars.
Aug. J. Pierson 902 Mass
ARROW SHIRTS
for every occasion.
Color fast—guaranteed satisfactory.
"insist on Arrow."
$1.50 up
ARROW COLLARS AND SHIRTS for sale by Johnson & Carl
Makers
For Christmas suggestions—stationery, pens, postals, etc.—Hoadley's.-Adv.
Kress' can supply your candle; needs from a pound to a ton.-Adj.
By the Beautiful Sea, for 10c Kress' Music Department—Adv.
Do Your Christmas Shopping Early
He Will Soon Be Home
"CUB" AND "KITTY" WRITE A STORY FOR THE KANSAN
THE MAN
"I do pretty fair work," he said assuringly, "so my rhyme teacher asks me. I'd like to get on the Kansan Bound time-in if my work warrants it."
"Write us up a story on the men's swimming contests in the gym," directed by managing editor, with a glance of unused interest at the future scribe.
So he wrote a nice little story—an imaginary plot, some local color, a dab of character-sketching, and a climax. He dropped it into the basement on desk, bemoaning the fact that there was no one there at the time to praise it.
That evening he ran his eyes down the first page of the Kansan. No familiar words greeted his eye. The second, third, and last pages, too, had any thing good, in his opinion. "Pretty," he said, paper" he exclaimed. "They need individuality and originality. Reckon my story will go in tomorrow."
At the desk he asked sternly of the manager why they didn't print his stuff, instead of the uninteresting facts they had been running. "We'll make that paper worth while." he concluded, swelling with pride.
Tomorrow too, the paper was a failure. "That's sort of funny," he mused. "I'll go up and see what's the matter."
The Cercle Francais met yesterday afternoon in the French offices in Fraser. The principle subject for discussion was the life of Count Albert, a member of the French Academy, who has just died. He was one of the forty Immortals, the members of the French Academy being so called.
Water
The managing editor said not a word. He reached for a book, opened it at a well-worn place, and handed it to the young "hopeful." The title was not, "How to Become a Great Editor," but "The Fundamentals of a News-Story, and How to Write One."
Talks of DeMun
Engineers to Dance
Organ recital, Miss Emley. At the Methodist church, Sunday 3:45 o'clock. All welcome—Adv.
Engineers to Dance
The Engineers will give their annual dance Saturday evening at 8 p.m. in Robinson Gymnasium.
This is their regular Christmas party.
Order distilled water from McNish Phones 108.—Adv.
THE WOMAN
She sided timidly into the noisy, busy office, hesitated at various desks, and finally approached the managing-editor's.
"I'd like to do newspaper work," she replied to his question.
"Write us a story on the old walking-club they had here," he commanded sternly. "See Dean Templin about it."
"I don't see how," she ventured timidly, "there is any opportunity for a plot in that subject. Let me choose my own, won't you?"
"A story," explained the chief, unnotting his dark brows, "is any article, report, information, or such like, which goes into a paper."
"Oh," she cried, as light began to dawn, "I see what you mean."
An hour later she turned in two pages of closely-written lines. She wished the pencil cross and re-cross, underline, and overline the precious article.
"Begin here," he said kindly, "writa this direct quotation. And leave out all this, and this, and—this. About a hundred and fifty words you need in all. You have at least five times that many."
She sighed deeply, and re-worked the story carefully. She counted the wounds. There were 150. She crossed out four objectives, and took it up to the judge.
"That will do," he said. "It will go in tonight's edition."
Down in one corner of the last page that evening she found three inches, labeled "Fresh Air Hikes in Country." With much effort she was able to discover a few words of her re-written story.
Women Entertain Landlady
Women Entertain Landlady
Women at the Soxman Club, 1346
New Hampshire street, gave a six
o'clock dinner Wednesday night in
honor of the fortifth birthday of
Mrs. E. W. Soxman.
Kress' College Chocolates one pound absolutely pure and fresh, the best!
Sterilized
McNish puts up aerated distilled water in sterilized bottles. McNish. Phones 198; -Adv.
Plans Bible Courses
Bible Courses
Dr. Arthur Braden, University pastor of the Christian church, plans several Bible study courses and a second semester. The schedule of the courses has not yet been arranged.
Meet me at Kress'.—Adv.
RUN SCHOOL ON EXPENSE OF KILLING 2 1-2 HUMANS
Medic Bulletin Compares -Cost of Keeping Health and Causing
Death
On the back page of a bulletin just issued by the School of Medicine on the work of the past year is a unique appeal for appropriations for the support of that school.
The article is headed, "A Suggestion" and begins by stating that it is costing the warring nations in Europe $30,000 to destroy a single human life in battle. It then asks if it would be too great a contribution for the wealth and civilization of Kanzu to appropriate the amount that it takes to kill two and one-half men in the EU against an for the annual maintenance of an institution that has for its purpose the training of young men and women to skilful care for the sick and injured of our own country and to enable them to successfully combat and prevent disease.
A plea is then made for an appropriation equal to the amount that is necessary to kill five men, in battle each of the two succeeding years that complete four grounds, buildings and equipment can be sent to carry on this work of education and mercy satisfactorily and efficiently.
Organ recital, Miss Emley. At the Methodist church, Sunday 3:45 o'clock. Evening service, Christmas music by Professor Downing's big choir. Morning sermon subject, "Christianity and War".-Adv.
The Little Schoolmaster Says:—
Prof. Hill and the Debaters!
If K. $^{f}$ U. doese't carry off the honors this year it won't be due to scarcity of material. More than a score of embryo spellbinders are now working on the gentle art of overcoming "stage fright" and by next Tuesday we'll know "who's who." The "Little School-master" suggests that you debaters leave your measure with Sam. G. Clarke, 707 Mass, St., for an Ed. V. Price & Co. tailored-to-order suit. It is the greatest instiller of self-confidence we know of. And the price is easily within your allowance.
Kress!' Music Department Slogan-
"From the Press to Kress." - Adv.
Give a Gustafson Gift and Experience the Real Pleasure of Giving.
Bring in your list and we will help you select the right article. Dandy gifts from fifty cents up.
Make This Store Your Headquarters
Come and go and do as you please; leave your bundles, etc. Tickled to death to show what a grand line of quality goods we have.
We Cater to Those Who Appreciate Quality.
The Flower Shop
For the Very Best Flowers it is Possible to Produce.
Your Trade is Always Appreciated.
825 1-2 Mass.. Phones 621
FOR TAXI CALL 100
The Peerless Garage We Never Miss a Train
Just Received New Shipment of
ALLEGRETTI Famous Chocolate Creams
We have the:
Creams and Bon Bons Milk Chocolates Hard Center Chocolates Chocolate Creams El Fontana Chocolates
65c to $1 the pound
You know our lady friends like the best
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