UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ALL STAR FEATURE TODAY ONLY THEATRE VARSITY LINE PARTIES RESERVED TELEPHONE NUMBER THREE 4-Reel Perfect Comedy Tuesday, One Day Only "A Perfect 36" Montague Glass shows the comedy of department store life; author of "Potash & Perlmutter", featuring Glass' famous comedy characters. Piano, pipe organ, drums and effects. Potter Lake Which Furnishes the University Its Sole Fire Protection YANKS FEATHER FROM WOMAN'S HAT It Tickled Him Nearly • Death C. O. Doub, a junior in the College, was intently watching the pictures at the Aurora Friday night, when he tickle behind his ear annoyed him. He brushed at it, and returned to the pictures. Everything went smoothly for a minute, then came that teasing tickle on his ear again. He lifted his hand, but it seemed to be gone as suddenly_ as it had come. Then he struck on the inference that a rabid grabbing it suddenly before it could get away. With this idea in mind, he once more settled himself to enjoy the show. The hero was just bestowing an impassioned kiss on the lips of the heroine when—horrors! that tickle, fly or spider or whatever it might be, started into his ear! He made a frantic grab and jerk—and fell back into his seat with a gasp. He had plucked a feather off the hat the lady behind him was holding on her lap. Gospel Team Committee Meets The Guild team committee meets The Guild team committee of the Y. M. C. A. spoke on this afternoon in Myers Hall. H. H. Grafton, state secretary of the college Y. M. C. A. spoke. K. U.'s gospel team has received three calls recently, two from Marshall county, and one from Washington county. Send the Daily Kansan home. Announcements Debate tryouts Room 3, Green Hall, Tuesday, December 8 at 3:30 o'clock. All candidates should file names with Prof. J. T. Hill this week. Prof. R. A. Schwager will talk on 'The Problems of Psychopathology before the Graduate Club Wednesday evening at 7:30 o'clock in Myers Hall. ity are ready for distribution at the Registrar's office to faculty and students. No charge are made for these bulletins. The swimming try-outs for women have been postponed indefinitely because of the lack of water in the Gymnasium. When the tryouts may be held will be announced later in the Daily Kansan. The essays on Applied Christian- Y. W. C, A. regular meeting Tuesday at 4:30 'clock in Myers Hall. Men's Student Council meets at the Student Union Tuesday at 7:15 o'clock. Entomological Club meets Tuesday at 2:30 o'clock in Room 202, Museum. Gospel Team meets at Myers Hall Tuesday at 4:30 o'clock. Colored Students' Bible Class meets in Myers Hall Tuesday at 8 o'clock. The Darby— The Dutel— The Boomer— Three new Spring hat styles- You'll 'sure like 'em. $3 Johnson & Carl Men' Glee Club meets Tuesday at 7 o'clock in Frasher Hall. Student Volunteers meet Wednes day at 7 o'clock in Myers Hall. Chemical Engineers meet Wednesday at 7 o'clock in the Chemistry Building. Black Helmet Society will meet at the Phi Gamma Delta house Thursday night at 8:30 o'clock. Zoology Club meets Tuesday at 8 o'clock in Snow Hall. French club meets Wednesday at 4:30 o'clock in Room 306 Fraser. Band practice in Fraser Wednes day at 7:30 o'clock Social and Boys' Work committees of the Y. M. meet Wednesday at 4:30 o'clock in Myers Hall. Girl's Gife Club meets Wednesday at 5 o'clock at North College. Mandolin Club practice Wednesday at 7:30 o'clock in Fraser Hall. Geology Club meets Wednesday at 3:00 o'clock in Haworth Hall. No orchestra practice tonight on account of conflicting dates. Next meeting next Monday night at 7:30 o'clock in Fraser Hall. Foster Ill Uma Meredith, 14, has accepted a position as teacher of Latin and German in the Enid, Oklahoma, high school. Register George O. Foster is confined to his home at a fin-stud house in the griffith district. Take Annette's Advice Annette Kellerman, the queen of swimmers says, "if you can't swim, you ought to walk." Taking this as their motto, the Beau-Knot boarding club, 1245 Louisiana will hike to Cameron's bluff Saturday, with well-filled baskets on their arms provided by the matron. Subscribe now for the Daily Kansan Another Champion Makes a World's Record ON THE UNDERWOOD Emil A. Trefzger, writing at 129 net words per minute, at the New York Business Show, New York City, October 26, 1914, becomes World's Champion Typist, making the sixteenth operator in all International classes to establish a record on the UNDERWOOD 912 Grand Avenue "The Machine You Will Eventually Buy" Kansas City