UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF JOHN GLENNESSON Editor-in-Chief JOHN HAYTER Associate Editor MARIA MATTES Editorial Director CHAR. S. STURRVANT Advertising Manager PAPA PAULA B. HENDERSON GLENDON ALVINE GLENDON ALVINE W.M. S.CADY CHRISTINA PAYTERBROU CHRISTINA PAYTERBROU Subscription price $2.50 per year in ad- ance; one term, $1.50. LEON HARBE GILBERT CLAYTON GUY SCHYNNER CHARLER 8 SWEET ELMER ABNTB REX MILLER Published in the afternoon five times a week, and published in the morning four times a week. From the press of the department Entered as second-class mail matter September 1, 2016. Kansas, under the order of March 3, 2016. Phone, Bell K. U. 25 Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kans. TUESDAY NOVEMBER 24, 101 LET'S BE GLAD Day after tomorrow is Thanksgiving. My, aren't we glad? Won't it be a fine time to approach Dad for money right after that good turkey? So let us be duly thankful for that which we hope we are about to receive—and also spend. We are not the only ones who are welcoming the approaching holiday. For two days at least can our well-worked professors forget that mask of intense interest they feel they must assume while teaching their bread-and-butter bringing work. They can tell the home folks to hush up when they insist upon talking "shop." They can even appear, with perfect propriety, to like some line of work different from their own, and not have people lift up their eyebrows. For this brief cessation let our kind instructors be thankful. And this is the last Kansan to appear before Thanksgiving. Hard working cubs will have time to let their finger nails, broken from much pounding on the typewriterists, grow out again. The blue pencil can have a rest from marking much bad-spelled, poorly paragraphed "copy". The Board can cease laying-up poor stuff against the day when they need some space fillers. Day after tomorrow is Thanksgiving. THE CLASS ROOM PEST Nothing is more ammying to students and faculty that the presence in a class of a student who continually asks questions, insists on expressing his own views, no matter how irrelevant they are, and monopolizes all the time the instructor will allow. Sometimes it seems as if the pest were asking questions merely to create the impression that he is interested in the course. And when he answers, how pedantic his expressions. But his type is familiar, so there is no use in describing him further. The utter selfishness of the pest is obvious. He wastes time for the whole class, and takes all the pleasure out of a course. The instructor is in a difficult position—just how to get at the pest is a delicate problem, requiring diplomacy. Some faculty members call aside the obnoxious member, and deliver an ultimatum to him. Sometimes the students "hurrah" him until a realization of his position comes to him—but usually even that is useless. A GOOD SEASON Kansas has not the least reason to feel downcast over the football season. Five games were won, one tied and two lost. It is a good percentage. The Nebraska loss leaves a little sting. The Cornhuskers have a phenomenal team, and the Jayhawkers, even playing at the limit of their ability, stood no chance. Fans recognize this. The Tiger game hurts a little more —but the Tigers will have to, win a whole lot more before the scales are balanced. The score was narrow—that in itself shows how close was the battle, and by what a little bit the invaders were better. The K. U. team was better than last year. There was a better spirit than any for many years. Support was universal. Whenton has won a place in the hearts of all K. U. And next year the team will be better still. MAKING PLANS Last June the W. S. G. A. and Mrs Eustace Brown evolved elaborate plans for securing a women's dormitory and a union this year. Nothing has been said. Making plans seems to be one of the best little things done by various organizations around Mount Oread. Which leads to the thought that the Men's Union project seems to be losing its prominence right at the time when it should be most in the public eye, and also the temporary Union has too few members, and a host of subscriptions unpaid. MAYBE ITS JUST TALK Kansas is little different from her sister schools in the matter of lamination "lost pop." An examination of 50 college papers reveal the fact that in a dozen schools there are wallings about the spirit of the students. All of which would lead to the belief that the talk at K. U has perhaps been more or less pish and pifflé, and that the spirit is just as good as in the "good old days." On Other Campi Sweet Fresh Girl—I want a book on the fiction list in English I ⠲ is not in my bag. Ted—No, but here is "The Last Day of Pompeii." Have you read that? S, F. G.—No, I haven't. What did he die with? Ted, (hurriedly)—Some kind of an eruption, I believe. Oklahoma. "Don't kiss a girl unless you know her very well," said Dr. B. M. Hartzell in his address recently before the University of Pennsylvania. "And even after you, know heen beers, don't take too big a chance," "I was entirely at sea," said an Illinois school teacher in testifying at a Government investigation of land fraud in the Florida Everglades when she had been asked how she felt when she attempted to go to her farm. Daily Texan: The editor eats at the University Cafeteria. After pausing until the laughter dies with this pronouncement, Listen: "Yes, I say to her, I always did like blondes." "Eight cents, what's youa?"" "Already got three cuts in the blame stuff, now," "You might right, she's a plumier than you tell you, the Kaiser started the whole rucus." "Just look at this fork, will you? No two times sticking out in the same direction," "Over at the Theta Cabbage House," "Hello, Hardware!" "But you ought to have eaten in old B I M E O N . . . You nintt isn't any hole in 'em now." "He said that n was equal to pities the n was equal to i of over e." Really, the conversation is alone worth the price of admission. And we are perfectly honest in that. The human nature and fellowship there displayed has its counterpart nowhere else in the city. And hustle and bustle fell together to make a branch of sociological science which never will be covered by books. And herein lies the charm of the Cafeteria. Nebraska has been challenged by Texas for a football game next season either in Austin or at San Antonio. The K. U, students kept informed is to the Nebraska game by a direct Too bad the bulletins could just have the same encouragement. Wesleyan Advance. The latest thing at Earlham is an organization among students who wear mustaches. Students at Drake are to be given an opportunity to vote on the honor system. Women from the University of Jersey to the College of Emporia will meet 1 must lecture. Women at the universities of Indiana and Illinois are waging spirited campaigns for dormitories for women talked about it last year.) T. N. E., supposed to have been dead at the University of Illinois some eight years, subscribed $5.00 to Belgian Relief Fund the other day. Colorado women gave up their Sunday chicken `dinner to help the Belgian Relief Fund. Fairmount has been closed temporarily on account of smallpox. To the Scrubs so swelling cheer resounds for him. Those have been loved by his heart. The scrub who risked his neck and limb f. teach the stronger warriors how They might unlock Fame's gold en gate, en gate, Using his frame to demonstrate And hear the frenzied shouting grow, While others form the battle line, And feel the glance of eyes that shine. He holds their sweaters, crouching low, Unnoticed mid the battle's din He's made it possible to win. WILL ROPE STUDENTS IN TO MORNING PRAYERS New York World. Bowersock, Tuesday Evening, Dec. University Marshall E. M. Briggs will place ropes across the nails in Fraser Hall back of the side entrances within the next few days. This will be done that those attending morning prayers can not crowd the back of the room and leave the speaker alone in the front of the ball. The committee wishes to have people take seats in the middle of the aisle as much as possible so those coming in early will not have to move for latecomers. Bulletin boards will be placed to the side entrances. The present boards in the front of the room will be removed. PROF KRUSE DISCUSSES LATER GERMAN WRITERS Prof. Heinrich Kruse spoke on "Some of the Better Writers Since the Time of Schiller and Goethe," at the regular meeting of the Deutsche junge tischteid afternoon. A large part of his work is about the life of the life of Otto Ludwig. The Verein will not hold the regu- lar meeting on November 30. Election of officers will take place on December 7. The Y, M. C, A and W. Y, C. A Cabinets will be the guests of Sec- retary and Mrs. Conrad Hoffman n the Thursday evening, December 3. MOWE SHOWS FEARLESS HORSEMANSHIP OF FOREIGN CAVALRY They certainly do their part. Jo is so popular because he delivers the goods—all the time, and whenever you see a chap who does this, you can rest assured that he has a host of friends. Wherever you see an Ed. E. Price & Co. tailored-to-order suit or overcoat, you may rest assured that its makers "delivered the goods." As "official tailor" for K. U., Sam G. Clarke, 707 Mass. St. is coaching the E. V. P. line-up for the biggest Winter season ever held in Lawrence. Every evening after classes, there is a special rally of particular clothes-buyers at this "dothes-campus." Better take time this evening to see the new styles and woolens which have just arrived from Chicago. "Leave it to Jo Berwick to Stir up the Thundering Thousands' and the Screaming Sisters'" The Little Schoolmaster Says The Sublime Achievement of the Moving Picture Art THE STUDENTS' TAILOR. R. E. PROTSCH Neptune's Daughter A Place to Eat of Peculiar Excellence 123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 Annette Kellerman THE PERFECT WOMAN Admission 25c PRESENTS In a Thrilling Fantasy of the Mysterious Deep CITY CAFE MEALS AND SHORT ORDERS We Want to See the Students 906 MASS. ST. Our Meals Are the "Best Ever" One Matinee 2:30 Night 7:00 and 9:45 TODAY THE THEATRE VARSITY THE TAILOR 913 Mass. Street Lawrence, Kan. C. W. STEEPER MERCHANTS' SHUBERT MAT. WED THUR., SAT Special Mating, Thanksgiving The Sacred, Dynamic, Spirit NATIONAL BANK WATKINS' NATIONAL BANK FOOTBALL and ATHLETIC GOODS The Yellow Ticket Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Chut and Kitchen Appliances on 10 years. K. Chut and sons. Schulz Prices to be 10, 30, Wednesday Mat. 25th to NEXT HIJEN WAEN "In the REMOLT" NEXT HIJEN WAEN "In the REMOLT" A Good Place To Eat At Kennedy & Ernst 826 Mass. St. Phones 341 A, H. Frost, K. J. Wilhelmsen, Agts. Bell 1434 924 La. Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository. 744 Mass. Street. A. G. ALRICH PRINTING Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing, Seals, Badges. 744-Morgan Street. Anderson's Old Stand Johnson & Tuttle, Proprietors 715 Massachusetts Street. Wolf's Book Store each at For Young Men and Men Who Stay Young Get a good book to take home. One thousand popular copyrights for 50 cents each. Thanksgiving Vacation Time GO TO THE HOME BAKERY For Good Things To Eat C. M. Williamson 933 Mass Want Ads LOST—A "Mercantiiie" self-filling faintenet pen. Finder please call Bell phone 1841W, or 1320 Kentucky. Adv. LOST- Small moleskin fur collar. Finder return to Miss Watson, Spooner Library. 52-3 Mail your want ad with 25 cents enclosed to the Daily Kansan-want ads are payable in advance. FOR RENT—To young men two (2.0) single rooms, $5.00 and $7.00 per month. One double room at $10.00. Board if desired. A room mate to work in L. R. St. 1962W. Modern house, piano, parlor and tennis court. LOST-Through exchange, a black Stetson hat, south balcony Method dist church Sunday night. Please call at 1339 Kel. 52*3 Rooms for Rent FOR RENT—Several fine rooms heated and lighted; with bath. These rooms are airy with south exposures, fine fraternity or club rooms. J. M. Neville, Stubbs Bldg., the Court House. Phone: Bell 314. WANTED—Student to wash dishes in payment for dinner. Colored student preferred. Call 1496. 52-3 FOR RENT—Modern single room for boys at 1206 Tennessee. Mrs. Cone. 52-3 Student Help There will be no paper tomorrow Professional Cards J. F. BROK¹, Op术师 and Specialist BROK², Office of *Officer2602 Mass Cell* bell 905. The Oread Mandolin Club is open for dates. Will play any place—any time. Call W. K. Shane at Carroll' or phone home 1742—Adv. G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. M., Rye, ear and G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. M., Rye, ear and specialist, Glassfloor, Sat- tle Blk Bld. J. W. O'BRIAN, Denton Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 407 Drug Store. Bell Plane 207. Over Wilson's DRUG STORE. M.D. D.G. 873 WY. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. D. O. 833 Mass J. R. Street. Both phones, office and residence. L. H. FRINK Dentist, over Peoples State Bank Bldg. Belfleigh Phone 571. HARRY REDING. M. D. Rye, ear, nose Bird. Phone 103-547-6838. F. A. A. Bldg. Phones 103-547-6838. DR. H. J. TONES, Room 12. F. A. A. Bldg. Residence 1130 Tenn. Phonies, 214 G. W. JOONS, A. M. M. D. Dismason of Westchester, N.Y., Residence, 1201 St. Both. St. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones. RALPH E. BARNES, M. D., phone 83 206-7 Perkins Building. A. J. ANDERSON, M. D., Office 715 Vt. Phone 124, Phones 124. Classified Ladies Tailor. DRESSMAKING. Tailored skirts. Ethel A truitt. 1904 R I Jewelers ED. W. PARSONS Engraver, Watch- chief and Jewelry and Ballet. Bell Phone, 711-717, 717 MTS. Music Studios CORE REXNOLS will receive special presup- cells to room 7, North College Phone. K U. 104-362-8000 Plumbers PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO. & Manda lights. 937 Mass Phones. 655 Barber Shops Go where they all go J. C. HOUCK, 913 Mass Cafes for a good clean place .. eat, where you can JAFE. Room 14. Parking blues. JAFE. Room 14. Parking blues. Millinery WANTED - Ladies to call at Mrs. McCormick up to date millimeter observations to inspect Shoe Shop FORNEY SHOE SHOP. 1017 Mass St. 8-8 make a mistake. All work guaranteed. Insurance FIRE INSURANCE LOANS and abstraction. 155 Home 2902 Bank Building, Belt 165 Home 2902 FRANK R. B. BANKS, Ins., and abstracts of Tower. Room 3, F. A. A. Building.