NIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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QALVIN LAMBERT
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The Daily Karen aims to picture the lives of students who go further than mere printing the news by standing up for their rights. To be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be patient; to be problem solver; to be water bearer; in all, to serve to ability the students of the University.
THURSDAY, NOV. 12, 1914.
BUY A TICKET
Last year a student of the University of Missouri got both legs cut off while bumming his way to a football game.
There are always a few students, who not because they haven't the money, but more for the experience and the chance to talk about it afterwards, bum their way to the Missouri and Nebraska games. They don't always realize that they have the University at stake and above all the great danger they must encounter. It will be a happy family that boards the special tomorrow night if everyone buys his ticket and can spend his time in ways other than dodging the conductors.
"Thus far we have sold only fifteen tickets to Lincoln," said Manager W. O. Hamilton this morning, "but of course that number will jump up today and tomorrow. Those who intend to go should get their tickets today that we may know how many coaches to order for the special."
A GLORIOUS STRUGGLE
The biggest football game in the Missouri Valley will be played at Lincoln Saturday. The Missouri Valley Championship is at stake.
Kansas, undefeated, will strive to keep her record clean, and to atone for past defeats. It will be a glorious battle.
It will be a historic contest, one worth going much farther than Lincoln to see.
Every man on the football team is going to fight harder, harder than ever before. It's a grim clinched-teeth sort of a determination that the men have. There is lots of pep, but no over-confidence.
COME ON, POETS
In a little more than a week the Missouri Tigers will infest Lawrence, howling their battle cries, and we will meet them with our Rock Chalk and "Oh me, Oh My." These are our good old siege guns, but we are weak otherwise. We need a battery of fast, snapping machine gun yells.
Leader Jo Berwick has asked for new yells, and has gotten a few when he should have received two or three hundred. But it is not too late to send them in, and it is not too late to become masters of them.
AN M. D. AT M'GILL
University of Kansas Medics ought to be glad that fate directed their footsteps here instead of to M'Gill University in Montreal, for according to the M'Gill Daily all last year "Medicos" are being given a gentle boost in a "war-ly" direction by the offer of the faculty to the effect that every man who quits now and goes to the front will be "given" his degree on his return.
But the difficulty is that return trip tickets from the battlefields of Europe are not being sold with a guarantee that the purchaser can ever use them.
Campus Opinion
Last summer the following notice was sent to all members of the Oread Golf Club. It was the basis of the widely circulated story that University professors had been forbidden to play Sunday golf on the
THE PLAIN FACTS
Lawrence, Kans.
To the Members of the Oread
O. M. Slik
The following communication has been received:
"I am directed by the Board of Administration to call your attention to a long standing rule forbidding the use of grounds controlled by the University for athletic games and sports on campus," he said. "Enforce this rule in connection with the Oread Golf Club."
"Yours truly, Frank Strong,
Chancellor."
The Executive Committee desire that this rule be strictly observed in the future.
Executive Committee of
the Oread Golf Club
Long before and at the time of the publication of this notice the membership of the Oread Golf Club consisted of University professors, University students, and citizens of Lawrence other than professors. The University plays a central class of members that regularly and consistently refrained from Sunday play on the links on the campus. Sunday golf playing by some citizens of the town and by some students, and Sunday tennis playing on the University courts by scores of playoff matches, has out out the Chancellor's demand that the long standing rule of the administration be observed.
M. W. Sterling.
Suggestions for a football song:
Tunes: "Nellie, Gray."
Lowe. Nate Gray.
There's a flat place in a valley,
Old McCook they say it's called,
Where the Jayhawk and the Tiger
fondly play,
If the Tiger tries to scratch,
Then we know our football match,
Is a goin' to be a fast and furious
fray
Chorus;
(First two lines very low and solemn; strong on the bass.)
Go on Jayhawk use your claws,
Use your wings, your beak, your
maws,
Whisk him with your tail,
Or pick him till he's sore,
For there's one thing we desire,
Make that old cat yell "Maria.",
While we watch our Javhawk bird
swell the score.
Chasing the Glooms
Small boy, to postmaster—Can end this dog by parcel post?
Boy--Why not, its male.—William's Purple Cow.
Diner—I left a silk hat here and here you give me this noisy lid.
Boy—Well, you said you wanted your hat checked.—Yale Record.
"Will you hold this fountain per for me?"
"Because it is liable to run."—Cornell Widow.
"Are you drinking any more?" "No. just about the same."—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
Freshie—Some of the meat, please.
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
Mother—No. Sometimes they start with "Dearest, I had to sit up with a sick friend last night."—Exchange.
Waiter—What part of the chick en do you wish?
Tommy—Mother, do fairy tales al start with "Once Upon a Time?"
"Well, he ought to. He is a pic colo player." - Harvard Lampoon.
"How gracefully that man seems to eat corn on the cob."
"Next year I am going to get a Packard with a rumble."
"Why don't you get a Ford with a rattle?" - Harvard Lampoon.
Poetess (in versification class)— "The village streets, they hung in pleats—"
The Men's Student Council pledged itself, according to the constitution, to further plans for the ultimate formation of a permanent Student Union. The Council has made a good beginning by forming the present Union. The men of the University should now do their part by supporting the Union when asked to pay their dues for the present year.
Postees: "But they speak of a city's outskirts, don't they?"
A phase of the great war that is of peculiar interest to us of the United States, the expeditionary force which Canada is sending to the battle fields of Europe, is discussed in a most interesting fashion by Newton MacTavish in the Canadian Magazine for November.
Mr. MacTavish, in "The Cynic At Valentaier," shows a genius for setting forth a long string of facts in a way that makes most agreeable reading and yet leaves one with a definite clear-cut idea of the essential things which he wishes to drive home.
The vivid description, supplemented by a dozen or so good photographs, gives one a picture of the 32,000 Canadians who are preparing to fight for the King in far lands. One can not but understand the attitude of Canada better after reading this article.
GIRL'S VERSION OF FOOTBALL
My, all this yelling and such piles of familiar faces sure make it exciting. I just love football games, don't you? Oh, look! Is that man the captain down there leading the rooting? He isn't? Oh, I see! The cheerleader. Well, I don't know everything about the game, so you'll have to post me. Oh, thank you. I love Morse's chocolates.
Pandora's Box
Browsing Around Spooner
Oh, goody, there's our team.
Don't they look awfully dirty? I wish boys could learn to play a little friendly game without getting their clothes so sloppy looking. The football nine sure is interesting. Do you meet what's the matter? Oh, eleven men you say? Well, I got it right all but two.
Say, isn't that just too nice for anything to see those men shaking hands with each other? They must be good friends, and now they have to fight against each other? I think you are horrid. What if it is a custom for captains to shake hands? Are they going to march? Are they going to march? Why don't the others get that way, too? So we get the kick-off.
Look, isn't that ball just sailing? That's such a good kick it ought to count for us. What's the man running along the sides for? Is he waving the flag to encourage the players, and say, which side is he on? Oh, pshaw, you aren't paying a bit of attention to me, and I want to learn this game. Ah, they're eel, because that little fellow is running away from those big, husky ones. Look, is he trying to make a home run? Dear, I'll never get this game straight.
Look how clean that man looks?
Why can't they all stay that way?
Oh look! Is that a backward pass?
I've heard of those things before!
There's that little fellow again. Oh,
how can I help? We have two
these two posts! We must have
made something! Everybody's yelling.
The Canadian Magazine is in pigeon hole 461 in the library.
The game's over already? Oh,
h hasn't it been great. I really
know I know something about it
after all. But I can't see yet why
they call it a diamond. Well you can
laugh all you want too. If you were
a girl I'll bet you wouldn't know as
much as I do.
American History: 1. Write one line after the following to indicate their importance in history; Nathaniel Bacon, Wilmot Proviso, Tenure Act, What Happened to two leading issues of the Presidential election of 1844?
Say, that boy is silly to get so far away from his team! Don't he know they'nill him him? Oh, hurry! He's got the ball, hasn't he? Did he do something? Please answer my questions. I'll never learn a thing if you don't help me. I think this is getting monotonous, anyway. All they do is scrap over the ball, and try to hurt each other. Why can't they be gentlemanly? See that big fellow knock him down!
English: Write not more than 100 words on "Clive at Plassey". 2. Write 400 words on "The New York Times". 3. Write 500 words on "Johnson as a Conversationalist".
If you are an upper classman try these on your memory; if a lower classman, on your knowledge; and if a professor do not read them, they are often from the freshman entrance to Princeton University.
English History: What were the causes and results of the divorce of Henry VIII from Katherine of Arragon?
WHAT EVERY FRESHIE SHOULD KNOW
KNOW
Ancient History: Sketch the career of the Emperor Nero. 2. How did Pyrrhus happen to come to Italy? What were the two chief battles which he fought there, and what was the result of each?
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