UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Oxford student paper of the University of Oxford
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JOHN GLEISSNER ... Editor-in-Chief
HELEN HATER ... Associate Editor
JOHN M HENY ... Managing Editor
OLAVIN LAMBERT ... Sport Editor
LEON HARRH
GILBERT CLAYTON
CHARLES SWEET
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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4,1914
A FOOTBALL SCOREBOARD!
"Did he kick it?" "What is the score now?" "How many points does that count?" are expressions common on the K. U. football bleachers Not all spectators know the rules of the game, or have they the keen eye sight necessary to enable them to see whether the ball has passed between the goal posts or to the side of them Few indeed who sit at the center o the field can detect from the sign of the referee, the result of the try.
Doubt as to results in a close game is hard to bear.
By expending a little money for a scoreboard and keeping a man there to post the proper score as soon as it is made, the athletic management could make it pleasanter for the average spectator at the games. A board, large enough so that every person on the field could read the figures on it, should be erected before the Missouri game, which brings many visitors who come for the spectacle rather than from interest in the fine points of the game, and who could follow the game better with the aid of a scoreboard.
Rear of European guns, thundering of horses' hoofs and the crash of bursting bombs may drown the screams of the dying, but cannot kill sympathy for the suffering or quiet the insistent prayer for peace. In the midst of all the disaster the only part America is able to play is to give financial assistance to the maimed and starving and add her voice to the prayer for world peace. The latest appeal comes in the form of envelope stickers: America's appeal! In the name of one God and universal humanity let this war end war!
AN ENVELOPE LABEL
EVERYBODY IN!
It is a physical impossibility for every student to have his likeness appear in a Jayhawker snap shot and for that reason group pictures of the classes have been planned.
If you are a freshman get busy and buy a ticket which entitles you to one pose. It costs only a quarter and ten years from now you wouldn't take ten dollars for that freshman likeness. If you are of another class get after your class officers. It is up to them whether or not you get themselves?
Chancellor Strong desires to see the time when every student appears in the annual. The Jayhawker Board wants every student in, and the only question is do the students want in themselves.
CLASS POST MORTEMS
Kansas students appreciate the feeling that prompted this editorial from the Daily Texan:
"There's one thing that gives us a forty-grain dose of fidgets. It's these instructors who insist in holding a postmortem over the recitation after the bell has hung. It does look
like their jaws would get enough exercise in the fifty-five minute periods given them by the regulation without filching five minutes which he is allowed for getting to the next class.
Missed by the Oread Board of Censorship L.H. G
"Faithful to their charge her soldiers lie," chants a British poet, and so do her press agents.
We suggest that the Kaiser put his Zeppelins in the junk heap and hire one Geyer, of Oklahoma, to toss his bombs into London.
10 THE CHAPEL COMMITTEE large crowds are attending the meetings. Brother Forman is a grand preacher. I sure wish every one could hear the sermons that he preaches.-Lebo Star.
The Eldridge House is conducted on the European plan. Perhaps that is why it did not make a hit with peaceable Julian Street.
SPEAKING OF TIMBER "Mrs. Wood, 1934 San Antonio, one BLOCK from campus, room and BOARD" -Daily Texan.
"Bill Allen White" coming, announces a headline in the Independence Star. That's nothing. Here in the gym we have heard talks by Bill Howard Taft and Bill Jennings Bryan.
Vincent Fees is the name of a student at Ames and he has our heart felt sympathy. How horrible to be in life, with the word "fees" through life.
COMMON TO K. U.
"Arms and the Man" is appearing in eastern theatres along with "Behind the Scenes" and a "Fool There Was."
"The war has taken the V out of Sarbia." News note. And also a number of Vs' out of American pockets.
A tooth paste advertisement carries a long string of causes of "acid mouths" but there were more such conditions created. Saturday when the dentist tired the ooze list that advertised string would cause in ten years.
You've got to hand it to Belgium for outting up some interference.
"Small Change in West"-Columbia State headline. Right as far as this section is concerned. Derned small!
If this weather keeps up we move Potter lake be opened for swimming purposes.
"Marriedgladioff" is the name of a club in Eldorado. Considering the number of students who are married, club might well be organized here.
BY WAY OF VARIATION
The Senior Class Corn Roast will be held at Mimico on Wednesday.—
The Varsity, Toronto.
Demand has been made for the
rurrender of Tsing Tau. Latest
reports indicate that Alpha and Theta
are still holding out.
Here, for strategic and human reasons, our contributions cease.
Favorite Yarns of Kansas Professors
Dean Olin Templin relates this one:
"Secretary Bayard remarked dryly that it must be remembered that in the early days money went farther than at present. Lord Coleridge stood in silence measuring the distance carefully with his eye. 'Quite a feat, quite a feat!' he said aloud. Then gazing blindedly, he added: "But as I remember my history, General Washington performed a much greater feat than that. He threw an English sovereign across the sea."
"No, it made me cross—Harvard Lampon.
"When your father told you to less for the next steam-cooking day, did make you happy."
III. AGRICULTURE
In a great agricultural country like this, there are countless opportunities for women to have a way of experiencing this. This is especially true since the necessity for intensive agriculture has begun to be realized. A member of the scientific staff of the Federal Bureau of Soils says:
Vocations for Women
Any woman of ordinary brains and common sense, who is willing to apply both mind and muscle to her work, can make a success of raising poultry or keeping bees, raising fruit or flowers, feeding stock, or running a dairy farm. With a small capital to invest, a woman can make a good profit at market gardening or truck farming. There is always a demand for lettuce, mushrooms, spring vegetables out of season, small fruits and flowers. A clever girl might find additional profit in any of these opportunities by investing in special problems in writing for the farm. A woman with a practical knowledge of farming and some special training can become a rural librarian and so help to lead the intellectual life of a rural community.
With a more technical education a woman can do such work as plant breeding, entomological work, or landscape gardening. The last named profession requires more than ordinary physical powers, and should not be undertaken for a steady and increasing income, as it is almost entirely a profession of luxury, dependent on the prosperity of the country.
"It is an interesting fact that we have no definite idea as to the limit of productivity of which soils are capable of growing in such conditions, yields can be obtained enormously higher than are actually gotten in the fields." It is just this greenhouse and laboratory work for which women are fitted. This does not mean that women cannot succeed as plain farmers. For many women who lack experience, it emphasizes the constantly increasing need for specialists in agriculture.
Agricultural pursuits are particularly desirable because they are carried on under pleasant and healthful conditions, and do not necessitate one's going to the city, where everything is overcrowded. These special facilities must be maintained for your come, since people do not yet realize what is to be done in them, and specialization has only just be gun.
A DANGEROUS CONDITION
A DANGEROUS thing, 'either when described by a preacher or when it is a reality. But for all of it, the devotees of the same death and flirt with injury every time they visit the court, which is in the southeast corner of the second floor of the gym. The windows are protected from the flying ball by heavy screens, which are held in place by two small catches, that have long since lost their efficiency. The result is that in the midst of a game some carefree person suddenly finds he has a great load upon his mind, or still another finds that with a surprising quickness he has lost large portion of cuticle from an arm or leg or both.
Fair Visitor—Oh, don't trouble to see me to the door.
Last spring frequent complaints regarding this danger were made but still nothing has been done. The cost of this impairment is not to wait until the appropriation bill has passed, so why not fix it at once?
Chasing the Glooms
"Are you doing anything to help along this reform in spelling?"
"Smith is working his way through college by cleaning yards."
Ham—His was a dark, dark fate. And—What happened?
"Sure. I discharged my blond stenographer." —Exchange
E. J.
"Gets the rake-off, eh? "—Harvard Lamoon.
Ham—He was swallowed up in the night.—Stanford Chaparral.
Hostess—No trouble at all, dear.
It's a pleasure—Harvard Lampoon.
Modernism
"I say, Captain, let's call off the battle and have a double header to morrow?"—Ex.
K. U. Cars Run every 12 Minutes
EIGHTH and MASSACHUSETTS:
Cars run six minutes past the even hour,
then every 12 minutes.
FROM ROBINSON GYMNASIUM:
Cars run four minutes past the even hour,
then every 12 minutes.
The Lawrence Railway & Light Co.
NO NEED OF WALKING; CATCH A CAR
ARROW SHIRTS
KANSAN
are fast in color and steadfast in service.
WANT ADS
$1.50 up.
BRING RESULTS
LOST—At game Saturday, a Gaber-
dine raincoat with tan gloves in
pocket. Call Bell 1834. Geo. Fair.
Reward $5.00. 36-3*
ARROW COLLARS AND SHIRTS for sale by Johnson & Carl
Want Ads
Cinett, Peabody & Co., Inc. Make
FOR SALE—Harwood mandolin in good condition. See Shane at Carroll's or phone Home 1742. 38-3*
A young woman student wants two or three hours work every day during meal hours at 1bc an hour, Department, University Daily Kansan.
The Oread Mandolin Club is open for dates. Will play any place—any time. Call W. K. Shane at Carroll" or phone Home 1742—Adv.
FOR RENT—Several fine rooms heated and lighted; with bath. These rooms are airy with south exposures, fierce fraternity or burlesque. J M Neville, Burlesque Bld., opposite the Court House. Phone Bell 314.
FOR RENT-5 room modern cottage with reception hall, bath, pantry, and closets; all in first class condition. Inquire at 933 Tenn. St. 38.*
Student Help
kooms for Rent
FOR RENT?-Two rooms with porch in modern house; light housekeeping suite or single rooms. 940 Ind. Bell 1823.
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470 Either Phone
THE FLOWER SHOP
All seasonable cut flowers. We have a nice lot of blooming cyclamen.
They will cheer up your room for the winter.
5222 MASSAGE 621
KAW VALLEY ICE CREAM CO.
170 Ether Phone 10 W.9th
Are Now on Sale at
We specialize on clubs and fraternity orders. Let us handle that next order. ICE • CREAM AND OYSTERS
McColloch's Drug Store
CONKLIN SELF-FILLING FOUNTAIN PENS
Professional Cards
J. F. BROCK, Optometrist and Specialist
1500 Alcove Drive, Office 602 Mass
Stellar Bell phone 695-748-3450
HARRY REDING, M. D. D ear, eye nose
BARNES, B. C. ear, nose A-1301,
Phones, 811, 513, Home 512
G. A. HAMMAN M. D. E. eye, car and
HAMMAN. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Bild.
DR. H. W, HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Ka
J. W. O'BRYON. Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507.
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. D. O. S33 Mass
Street. Both phones, office and residence.
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Discusses in
suit, B.A. Bach. Residence, 1201
Suite 7, Buffalo, NY.
DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12. F. 14. A. A. Bldg.
Residence 1130 Room. Phones 121.
S. T. GILLISPIE, M. D. B. Office corner
T. R. GILLISPIE st. Reserve 278
Phone: 506.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Soulie's Studio. Both phones.
RALPH K. BARNES, M. D., phone 83,
20-7 Perkins Building.
A. J. ANDERSON, M. D., Office 715 Vt.
St. Phones 124.
Classified
Ladies Tailor.
MRS. LELISON, Dressmaking and Ladies' Trainer
1032 Vermont. Phone Bell 4141 West.
Mrs. M. Brocklesby-Wilson, Kierster College
909 Mass. St., Bed 2190
Mrs. **Linda** Brown-
Brown, Adma Tailoring.
Suite Tailoring.
Phone, Bell 104, 113,
Phone, Bell 104, 113
deceased to Anderson's.
Brown
HOME BAKERY
GO TO THE
C. M. Williamson 933 Mass.
For Good Things To Eat
Meat Market
DRESSMAKING, Tailored skirts. Ethol A DRESS. 1204 R I.
WEST END MEAT MARKET. Both Photos 321
CORA REFLEXMDS will receive special pri-
mials for 7, North College
phone K. U104 = 242-635-6699
Jewelers
ED. W. PARSONS    Engraver, Watchman,
W. PARSONS    Engraver, Jewelry and
Beware!    717, 717 Mass.
Music Studios
OLSON BROS. Plumbers. Electric and Gas Goods.
PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO.
for gas, oil & Maida lamps 937 Mass.
Rhodes
Barber Shops
Go where they all go
J. C. HOUCK,
913 Mass.
GO WHERE you get the Best. Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 838 Mass. St.
Cafes
For a good clean place to eat, where you can sit and relax at the KAKEK CAFE. Room 1. Perkins Building.
Millinery
WANTED—Ladies to call at Mrs. McCorrone's home in Burlington, Miss. He shares our new line of baths. Mkt. 834-726-5010.
Shoe Shop
FORNEY SHOE-SHOP, 1017 Mass St.
Don't make a mistake. All work guaranteed.
Insurance
FIRE INSURANCE, LOANS and abstracts;
"People's Bank Building. Boll
Home 2002."
FRANK E. BANKS, Ins., and abstracts of
Title. Room 3, F. A. A. Building.
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