UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University INTORIAL 87 **DIRECTORIAL** **JOB GIANTS** 10BK G. Izzard | Management Editor 10BK M. Hewayt | Managing Editor 10BK R. Howell | Management Editor BUSINESS STA W. Dyckman Business Manager C. Hoyle Chief Marketing Officer G. B. Suntzer Advertising Manager J. A. Smith Creative Director HORN HARBEN PRANK B. HENDERSON GLEEBRY CLAYTON GLEEBRY CLAYTON GRANDIN CLAPPER GRANDIN CLAPPER CHARLIS SWETT WM. S. CADY ARNEH ARNEST CARLYLE ARNEST RODNEY AVERON RODNEY AVERON Entered as second-class mail master Sep- ter 2013. In response to the death of Kansas, under the act of March 3 Subscription phone per year in ad- ccess, once $1.50. Phone, Bell K. U. 25 Address all communications to UNIVERSITY OF CALGARY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Subscription price $2.50 per year in ad once; one term, $1.50. Published in the afternoon five times a week. From Kansas, from the press of the depar- ment The Daily Karen's atom is picture the teacher. Her goal is to go further than merely prying the Kanas; WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1914 THE REAL ISSUE The students are heartily in favor of law and order. They showed it in chapel yesterday morning. They are behind the Student Council in its stand on the unauthorized rally of Friday. The pushing of the matter to its conclusion rests with the faculty, and if the faculty does not care to take the matter up, certainly it cannot find room for complaint. It is impossible for the Council to collect evidence, but instructors know what students broke up their classes. There are some, however, who are losing sight of the real issue. It is not an attempt to curtail honest healthful pep, not an attempt to find fault with good K. U. spirit. Rather the question devives its itself to this: Is the Student Council able to punish students who deserve punishment for gross rowdyism and conduct unbeefitting a gentleman and a good student of the University? If the answer is negative, student government is a failure, and merits abolition. The Student Council had to act. It was not a pleasant task—it was duty, unpleasant and disagreeable, but imperative. There must be rule and regulation, effectively administered. Imagine, if you can, 2500 students without a single bit of government. There are certain fundamental principles to the enforcement of which none can object. When these are violated there must be action. There are, to be sure, always those who are "agin the goverment," in every community—the University is a community. These will meet with little favor in agitating opposition to the Council, whose course every well-thinking student concedes to be commendable. LATE DANCES Last year the noble cause of early hours was advanced by ending all University parties at midnight. This year that little trifle seems to have been overlooked, and, owing to that and to the admirable system of street lighting employed by the city, people who go to dances to have wander home by the light of the moon, when there happens to be a moon. The matter of keeping the lights on longer has begun to be agitated, and if it is put through, the situation will be somewhat relieved. Even then, however, the question of late hours will still remain. For no particular reason, it is customary to begin parties rather late and so, of course, they must continue late. Hitherto the men have been accustomed to blame it on the girls, contending that it takes a girl from two to six hours to get ready. Like many other theories, this is interesting if true. Inquiry among the young women reveals the fact that most of them can and do get ready for a dance in an hour, and would be glad and willing to go to parties much earlier than they now do. No girl is made of iron though it is generally agreed that women have greater powers of endurance than men, and many of them complain of the unduly late hours they must keep if they go to dances. Now let the men come forward and tell why they cannot begin the parties an hour earlier and let the girls get the proper amount of beauty sleep. CLASS PRESIDENTS Lawrence Miller, president of the sophomore class, is taking definite steps to cooperate with the Student Council in securing members to the Student Union. The senior and freshmen classes are formulating plans. Come on, juniors! When class presidents take it upon themselves to actively participate in University affairs through their executive organizations they will make the presidencies amount to something. An executive's work does not stop with the appointment of committees, however. It is his place to see that the committees do their work. READY FOR REAL WORK It is cheering news that the big majority of the county clubs are organized and are ready for action in the campaign for the mill tax. The next step, that of forming a central organization, will be taken next week, and the student body will be organized thoroughly. Then the real work will begin. The Student Council deserves credit for having put through a difficult task. ARE PROFS ALIKE? Editor Kansan: In yesterday's Kansan the essay on College Professors omits the women professors on the ground that "they are all more or less alike." Has the author never heard of the song about women which tells us that "You never see two alike at any one time; you never see one alike twice," or does he disagree with this popular belief? - College Professor. Chasing the Glooms He—What is the 'best way to tell' a bad eve? She—If you have anything to tell it bad egg, there's only one way—break it gently,—Princeton Tiger. Heck—Do you believe in dreams? Peek—No. I married one.-Cali formia Pelican. "Before I married, I could listen to my wife's voice for hours." "Now I have to."—California Pelican. She—Are they happy together? He—He stays in every evening. She—Then they must be. He—What she goes out—Havarti Lamoon. Freshman answer: "Addison's com- dies were so good that Macaulay called them the 'Divine Comedy.'" Question in Prof. S. L. Whitcomb's freshman literature quiz: "What was the 'Divine Comedy' and who wrote it?" She-I hear that an Luther Burbank has evolved an odorless onion. He if only the genius will turn him into a character for attentions. -Dartmouth Jack-o-Lantern. -Dartmouth Jack o-Lantern. Favorite Yarns of Kansas Professors Prof. George E. Putnam told this story to his 9 o'clock economic class: “Riding on a street car was a woman with a baby at which an old man was staring with all his might. At last the woman became tired of his continual gaze and turned to him and said, ‘Rubber.’ He replied with a relieved look: ‘Good Lord madam. I thought it human,’” This year's summer school at the University of Kansas was the largest in the history of the institution; 562 were engolled. Angel Sevillah is farther away from home than any other student registered at the University of Kansas, Dull, Honnas, Central America. Send the Daily Kansan home. K. U. Graduate Writes From Oxford, England So much for that. Athletics here are at a standstill. There are to be no inter-University sports between Oxford and Cambridge, and most likely no inter-collegiate game the two universities. At the athletes have volunteered to be fighting Most of our students belong under O. T. C." (Offers' Training Corp) and are likely to be called out at any time. Every morning recruits march by Wadham, headed by two officers dressed in the military khaki, and each carrying a little rilleous, bamboo walking stick. Seem to be plenty of men for the 100,000 who need to make up the new man, but there is a lack of uniforms and equipment. For this reason members of the O. T. C. do not expect to be called out before the first of December. 10. The Kansas, glad that the Kansans have been coming regularly twice a week, two or three at a time, just as the boats bring them. Boats carry mail from England twice a week, Wednesday and Fridays, and very likely do the same from the American side. An officer of the American Line, on whose the St. Paul, we crossed, told us that his line carries mail to England, and that the Star Line carries it from England. BY C. A. CASTLE, K. U. '14 I have been interrupted here to go and matriculate. All of the Freshmen marched behind the Senior tutor, dressed in their eapts and a white tie, and dark colored suits and shoes—the Academy Dress" worn to all examinations and when appearing different officers of the University—down across front Street to Bodleian Library where we were called up, one by one, to write our names in the "Book," receive a copy of the "Statuta et Decreta Universitatis Oxoniens." a large book written in Latin and English, spasmodically, just as the authors felt inclined. For this reason we were grateful to the authorities for providing us with "Memorandum" written in To the Kansan: Tinny-nie Rhodes Scholars came on the St. Paul, two of them old men, the others all new ones. Since there were but two hundred passengers in all, including the ninety in the steerage, we formed a very considerable group. However, we became acquainted with the other passengers before the six days of the trip over. During this time, learned that the three wealthy wine-drinking men were Frenchmen from Mexico returning to their country to enlist; a olive-complexioned, heavy-set short man was the representative of several firms in New York for South America, and that, because of the war, he was taking a vacation from work to visit his parents in Madrid; that the happy family, consisting of the pretty young wife, little girl with a grown-up air, and tall husband, was going to England in order the last might join his argument, for, though his home was in America, he had never been naturalized, even after he had married his American wife—a书画 artist would have drawn a picture of the family embarking happily in New York, taking a boisterous interest in all the lively games on deck in the day time, and playing cards in the "Lounge" in the evenings, but gradually spending more and more time sitting silently in their deck chairs, gazing at the horizon, as the boat neared England, and as the husband and wife ought how soon the one would join the English army under the motto "Nil Desperandum," and the other would begin to secure the official reports reading names under columns headed "Missing," "Missing," and even Dead." 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