UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Wednesday The Aurora Thursday "William Tell" Paramount Picture Cor. Presents Schiller's Immortal Drama Appropriate Music IN 6 CHAPTERS NOTE: ALWAYS A GOOD PROGRAM OF LICENSED PICTURES AT THE GRAND Mirror Screen Merchants National Bank Swede Wilson's For Billiards Phones 540 Anderson's Old Stand A Good Place to Eat at Anderson's Old Stand Anderson & Tuttle Johnson & Tuttle Proprietors 715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET Go to the HOME BAKERY For Good Things to Eat For Good Timing C. M. Williamson 933 Mass. St A. G. ALRICH Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing, Galilea, Badges 744 MASS STREET 744 MASS. STREET MORGAN'S MEALS and SHORT ORDERS by Dishes a Specialty Sunday Dinners a Speciality Ice Cream Soda Confectionery SPECIAL MEAL TICKETS 1345 Mass. St. Bell 262 Shorthand and Typewriting Bookkeeping Spelling and Spelling Penmanship and Speak In fact, a commercial train can be had at WE DO Lawrence Business College Developing and Printing BRING IN YOUR KODAK FILMS McCulloch's Drug Store BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP Frank Koch "The Tailor" Carrie Life of Fall Suiting F. Harmouth 836 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. 13 Years Custom Work SHUBERT TONGHT ALL WEEK Nights and Saturday Matience ~50e to $2.00 Wednesday Matie: 25c, 50s $7.10, $10.00 7 Kevs to Baldpate WITH CHICAGO AND N.Y. CAST NEXT-Sunday Wednesdays 10am-4pm Tuesday through Sunday 10am-5pm theater C. W. Steeper Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women For up-to-date men and women 10 year results Satisfaction Guaranteed F. Shridhi Art H, Frohlinger Karl J Wimmelman, Agita BELL 1434 - 924 LA KAISER UPHOLDS WRONG KAIRSER UPDAULS SAYS DAVID STARR JORDAN The German Emperor is fostering three great mistaken policies according to David Starr Jordan, Chancellor of Leland Sander University, versity, who has returned from Europe and the European conflict. The neutrality rights of nations have been broken, International rules and laws have been violated and property and private citizens have been out ragged by the Kaiser, says Doctor In his opinion each of the great nations involved in the struggle is spending ten million dollars a day to maintain the very struggle for existence. Doctor Jordan also stated that the immediate cause of the war was that it seemed to be the only honorable way of avoiding dishonor. We have some high grade canned peas—the labels have been damaged by water—sold at half price while they last. Dummeir's-Adv. K. U. Barber Shop and Bath Rooms The Only Electric Mass message Machine in the City 727 Massachusetts Street Razors Honed. Ground and Exchanged ] W. F. Weise, Prop. Francisco & Co. Livery, Hacksland Garage 812 VERMONT STREET Phone 139 Student Headquarters for fruits, candies, and cigars 900 Miss. : Windmill, Grocery : Both Phones 413 Tales Out o'School Oklahomans, Defend Your State! The high school humorist has mad his appearance over in the Ad Building. A notice on the bulletin boards announcing a meeting of all Oklahoma students has been labeled "The Call of the Wild." "Six of One—" Freshman in Economics class--The bank commissioner make visits twice a year; no, every six months. He Ought to Be a Weather Man Cecil Sunshine DeRain, of White Cloud, is a student at the University. Is That What a Settee Does? "When I came to the University I was sole professor of history, economics, and sociology," said Dean F W. Blackmar, of the Graduate School the other day. "In those days we did not call it a chair of history, bu a settee, because it embraced s much." Father Visits Misses Wedd A. E. Wedd of Lenexa, visited his daughters Grace and Helen at the Sigma Kappa house, Friday. Genevieve Huffman Visits Oread Genevieve Huffman '14 stopped in Lawrence yesterday on her way Sedan, what a day! The Celeste Edwards, '14 to Mr. Carl Fowler of Oklahoma City or Thursday of this week. He's Proud of It Did you notice that freshman wear- ment uniform to Saturday aftern- oon that day? French as She is Spoke Madeline Nachtmann, translating Prench, "She lies twice, twice, once, deputy position." A Lost Chinaman Did you ever, at the first of the year, catch a gimpise of Miss Anne Gittin, secretary of the Y. W. C. A. wandering vaguely about the campus like a lamb lost from the fold? "That what she says she did," "For the first few days," she said. "So much like the Chinaman who, after vainly trying to way about her, carefully approached a man on the street corner and asked to be directed to the station. 'What's the matter?' asked the man, 'Are you lost?' 'No,' answered the Chinman. 'Me here. Station lost.'" The Nations' Dead Professor Develops One professor used to smoke in the campus, nearly all the time. But since the Student Council has been jerking students on the carpet, this professor had two cigars on his desk and he refuses to smoke them within three blocks of the campus. Put Them Back in Prep School Simplified spelling from two fac- ulty men: "physiology"; "discrec- sion." If you like brown bread ice cream try ours. The taste tells. At Wiedemann's—Adv. Among the stiffs kept in the base ment of the Museum are a Mexican Japanese, German, and a Frenchman Professor Develons Will-Power The list of office hours of the faculty follows. Through a hitch in delivery some of the faculty cards did not get the hour cards unlater others. As soon as the hours will be added to the list. Times When You Can Catch the Prof Alone Alen, H. C., Chemistry, 219, 9-10 and 2:30:30 daily. Except when otherwise designated "daily" means the five school days of the week. Allen, B. M., Snow Hall, 206, Wednesday, 9-10. Bocker, Carl, Ad. 211, 3:20·daily. Billings, F., H. Snow, 2019, 9:10·mil Brown, Mrs. Eustace, Fraser 114, 9:30-11:00 and 2:04-1:30 daily Brown, F. L., Marvin 2012, 11-12 to 30: M. T. W, T. W and Thursday Burdick, W. L., Green 206, 11-12. daily. Anderson, Agnes, Chemistry, 308, 11 daily. Baumgartner, W. J., Snow 206 A. T. and T. 10-11. daily. Jayton, A. J., Ada, 204, M., W, and W. 11:11:15, T. and T. 12:12:15. Brown, Hearty, Fraser 201, 10-11, M. W. and F. Burgess, E. W., Ad. 204, T. and T., 8:50 and 2:20. . 33, M., M. Bachelor, Chester A., Fraser 120, 10, L.daily. Cady, H. P., Chemistry 115, 9-10, and 11-12 daily. and 11-12 daily. Carter, Ralph E., Fraser 108, 10- 11-11 and F. Carus, E. H., Ad. 111, 10-11, M. and W. Conwell, Ad. 111, T. and W. 3:00,3:30. Charles, Grace M. Snow, 101 off 312; 2.10 M. W, and F, 11 T. and T. Crawford, C. C., Ad. 209, daily, 11 to 12. Croissant, D. C., Fraser 209, 2:30 11.daily. Dains, F. B., Chemistry 102, 101 11 daily. 11 only: Dockery, F. C., Ad., 5, 3:30 T and Douthtt, Herman, Snow 306, T and T, 2:30 Flint, L. N., Fraser 112, daily, 8 to 9 and 2 to 6. Faragher, Paul V., Chemistry 17 10-5 daily. Griffith, W. A., Ad. 301, M., W., and F., 10. Gardner, May, Marvin 103, 11-12 daily. Helleberg, V. E., Ad. 204, daily, 3:20. Hood, George J., Marvin 112, 10:56 to 12 daily. Havenhill, L. D., Chemistry 109, 10-11 daily. Hoffman, Conrad, Myers Hall, F. 9-18 and 1.20-3.20 daily 3:20 Hill, H. T., Green, 9-11, M., T. W., 9-20, T. T. and M. Johnson, W. S., Fraser 203, 10:50- 11:15 T. t and T... daily. Hungerford, H. B., Snow 102, 9-11, 8-25. Hoops, Helen Rhoda, Fraser 201, 10.11, M. W., and F. Loue, Walter A., Chemistry 308 daily, 11 to 12. Kruse, H. O., Fraser 301, M, W, Lefschetz, S., Marin 108, 11 daily Humble, W. H., Green 203, 2-4 daily. Lynn, Margaret, Fraser 201, M. W., and F. 10-11. Kester, F. E., Blake 204, M. T. T., T. and F. 11-12. T. and T. Hyde, I. H., Medic 2:30 dally. Announcements Millis, H. A., Ad. 204, M. W, and F. 10:40 to 11; T. and T. 9:9-20. Y. W. C. A. cabin meeting tonight at 7:15 at 1209 Oread. Naismith, James, Robinson Gymnasium, daily 10-12 and 2:30:40. F. 10:40 to H. 11:20 Mitchell, U. G., Ad. 111, M. 4:30- 5:30; Ad. 112, W. 9:10; Ad. 111, Thursday 4:30-5:30. W, and r.*** MacDonald, P. W. Ad. 209 on T. Macdonald, P. in Green 5 at 9. M. Nutt, H. W., Myers G. 1:30-3;3 daily. MacMurray, A., Green 8. M. and W. 9-10. T. and T. 11-12. Morgan, Rose, Fraser 201, 9-10 T. and T. Ogden, R. M., Ad. 5, Monday 10 11:30. McNown, M., C. Marvin, 118, M. W., md F. 10-12 9-10 T, and T. O'Leary, R. D, Fraser 203, M., 9-10, T. and T. 10-11, F. 9-10. Y. M. C. A. cabin meeting this afternoon at 5:30 at 1333 Ohio. Olin, Arvin, Fraser 119, 10-12 daily Putnam, Geo. E., Ad. 204, M., W. W. S, G. A. meets this afternoon at 4:30 in Fraser. K. U. Debating Society meets tonight at 7:30 in Room 313 Fraser. Mechanical Engineers meet tonight at 7:30 at 1391 Ohio. Chemical Club meets this afternoon at 4:00 in the Chemistry Building. El Alteno meets Tuesday at 4:30 in Fraser. No meeting this week. Y. M. C. A. regular meeting Sunday at 4:30 in Myers Hall. Quill Club meets Monday at 4:30 in Fraser. Orchestra practice Monday at 7:30 in Fraser. Mathematics Club meets Monday at 4:30 in Room 103 Administration. Plays the Bowersock Theatre Offers Oct. 24- Peek's Bad Boy Oct. 26- Annette Kellerman pm. Oct. 28—Seven Keys to Baldpate Nov. 4—Ruth St. Dens Nov. 6—Potash & Perlmutter Nov. 9—Hanky Panky Okay Palphine Nov. 18—On October 12, Nov. 30—Call of the Cumberlands Dec. Jan. 5—45 Minutes From Broad- way Dec. 1—Howe's Pictures Dec. 1—Howe's Picture Dec. 10—Today Dec. 10—Today Dec. 19—Spendthrift Jan. 3—When Drinks Come True Jan. 12—Blue Bird Jan. 15—Lady of the Slipper Jan. 22—Bringing Up Father Jan. 25—Pair of Sixes Jan. 29—Hi! Fe 20—Tried Fi 21 Feb. 22—Matures Mcb 23—Best Girl Ar 12—New York Grand Opera Miss Hochdorfer Tells of War Miss Margarethe Hochdorfer gave a very thrilling account of her experiences in Germany during the outbreak of the war at the German club recently. A large number of the members were present and entered heartily into the singing of German patriotic songs. and F. 10-10:20; F. 10-11. Ruyound, F. N., Marvin 107, 24- daily. Rice, H. A., Marvin 202, 9-10 M. W., and F. Robertson, R. B., Snow 206, daily 4 p.m. Sayre, L. E., Chemistry 215, 10-12 and 2-5 daily. 4:30, M. T, W. T, W. 8:30 to 12 W. Sheen, John, Repair Shops 2011, 7:30 Shull, C. A., Snow Hall 312, 10-11. M. W., and F. Sibley, F. H., Marvin 211, 9-4:30 daily. Smith, T. T., Blake 5. After classes Stauffer, E., Bd. 113, t. T and T 8-6; M. 105, M., W., and Sterling, Chas. M. Chemistry 200, 203. 9-10 daily, Sterling, M. W., Fraser 24, 10-11 Brown, F. I., 11-12, and T. M. W., and F. R. Simpson, E. F., Blake 202, 10-12 delft Stratton, Geo. W., Chemistry 214. 9 to daly. Sundwall, John, Museum 7. 9-10 daily. Templin, Olin. Fraser 104, 9-12 and 2-5 daily. Thorpe, Merle, Medic basement, M,L, T, W, T, F, 2:39-3:0, S, 9-10. Valgren, V. N, Ad. 204, M. W, and Tues., 11-11; Tues., and F. 3-30; Oakland, F. 3-30. Van der Vries, J. N., Ad. 112. M, and W. 2:30:30; T. and T. 10-14 Watson, Carrie M., Spencer Library. 10-12 daily By appointment any afternoon: Whitaker, W. A., Chemistry 19. Eckert, R. H., Biochemistry 20. White, C. W., Fowler Shops, Tuesday 8:00 Winter, C. J., Marvin 103. 2:30 :30 daily. Wilcox, A. M. Fraser 204, T. and T. 10-11. FRIDAY 3:30 daily. Young, C. C., Snow 4, 10-5 daily. For your Halloween parties get in at the California your pumpkin pies at the California Fruit Stand. They're home made.— Adv. FRIDAY THEATRE VARSITY Wm. A. Brady presents Thomas A. Wise in his own production A Gentleman from Mississippi "Meet me at Griggs.—Adv. Showing the Southern Senator mixing in Washington Society. Also Pathe's Latest Release. Shows 7:15, 8:30 and 9:45. Scene from "Seven Keys to Baldpate" Bowersock Theater, Wednesday, October 28. President Hughes, of Miami University Believes Learning Makes the Mare go. "STUDENTS SHOULD STUDY" The amount of annual income on 187 men twenty years out of college was $4,320, while the common school graduate gets $780, the technical school graduate receives $1,664 and the university man draws $1,924. That education involves the training of judgment and that it bears a direct relation to the earning capacity of the individual, is the opinion of President Hughes, of Miami University. He believes that the knowledge of the person has increased with the increase of his knowledge. Hallowe'en Novelties New Stock Favors, Place Cards, Greetings, Post Cards, Masks At Boyles, 725 Mass. St. Kodak, Memory and K. Books, all in loose leaf, for 50c to 45. Lawrence, Kansas. Wolf's Book Store LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas Have you seen the swell smoking room at Grigg?' It yours to use. Largest and best equipped business college in Kansas. School occupies 2 halls Law, Engineering, or Computer TYPE or shorten by machine. Write for sample of Statennote notes and a catalog. "Meet me at Griggs."—Adv. BOWERSOCK Wednesday, October 28 Curtain 8:15 Mail Orders Received c, $1.00, $1.50 and $2.00 Messrs. Cohan and Harris Present the Biggest of all Geo. M. Cohan Plays SEVEN KEYS TO BALDPATE THRILLS and Laughs MYSTEP and I Melodrama and Laughs With the ORIGINAL Chicago and N. Y. Cast Headed by Cyril Scott "Wildest Fun that Has Run Riot in Years" LAUGHS AND LAUGHS