UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Wednesday The Aurora Thursday Paramount Picture Cor. Presents Schiller's Immortal Drama "William Tell" Appropriate Music IN 6 CHAPTERS NOTE: ALWAYS A GOOD PROGRAM OF LICENSED PICTURES AT THE GRAND Mirror Screen Merchants National Bank Swede Wilson's For Billiards Phones 540 A Good Place to Eat at A Good Place to Lay at Anderson's Old Stand Johnson & Tuttle Proprietors 715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET Go to the HOME BAKERY C. M. Williamson 933 Mass. St A. G. ALRICH PRINTING PRINTING Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Die Embossing, Keeps Badges 744 MASS. STREET "NORMAN" The NEWEST ARROW COLLAR Clinett, Peabody & Co., Inc. Makers ARROW COLLARS for sale by Johnson & Carl MEALS and SHORT ORDERS Sunday Dinners a Specialty MORGAN'S 1345 Mass. St. Bell 262 Sunday Dinner's a Specialty Ice Cream TIMES OF THE MONTH coroner CARNAL MEAL TICKETS —WE DO- Lawrence Business College Pennans In fact, a complete commercial train can be had at Shorthand and Typewriting Bookkeeping and Banking Developing and Printing BRING IN YOUR KODAK FILMS McCulloch's Drug Store Frank Koch "The Tailor" Full Line of Fall Suiting Full Line of Fall Suitings BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP F. Harmouth 836 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass. 13 Years Custom Work SHUBERT TONIGHT ALL WEEK Nights and Saturday Matinee -- $20 to $34 Wednesday Matinee -- 75s, $1.00 to $1.39 Cook's Bank's Easter Bowl 7 Keys to Baldpate WITH CYBIR SCOTT AND ORIGINAL CHICAGO AND N. Y. CAST NEXT--Sunday, Wednesday, Raymond Hitchcock; Thursday-Saturday., "Hanky Panky" C. W. Steeper Cleaning. Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date materials, come to: 100 Chelsea Street, Washington, D.C. 20003 Extra copies this week's Collier's containing Julian Street's writeup of Lawrence and K. U., on sale today at Griggs News Stand. Price 5cts.. Adv. Satisfaction Guaranteed ArT H. Frost and Karl J. Wilhelmshus, Arts, Museum of Art K. U. Barber Shop and Bath Rooms The Only Electric Mass sage Machine in the City Manhattan Street Razors Honed. Ground and Exchanged W. F. Weise, Prop. Francisco & Co. Livery, Hacks and Garage 812 VERMONT STREET Phone 139 Student Headquarters for student names, and cigars 900 Miss.. Windmill'Grocery ; Both Phones 41 Orley M. Smith COAL! WOOD! BOTH PHONES 435—746 VERMONT Tales Out o'School Joe Howard Stuck-in-the-Mud Joe Howard, who was in school last year, writes to William B. Brown, of the department of journalism press "Hung up in mud on auto trip. Our friend Champ is not in town." Joe is a Democrat and thinks Champ is about right. Not a Typical Answer. However Not a Typical Answer. However Professor Sisson of the department of English, asked the class to discuss Milton as a writer in a quiz. One freshman said: "He was a typical man of his type." He's Going From Bad to Good A Sigma Nu freshman intending to enroll in the College followed the college's Law and enrolled. When he get back they told him of his mistake. He said, "Oh h—let it go." "Juice and Pull" P. L. Dyer, junior, electrical engineering, has invented a new name for his text book on "Electricity and Electrical Dyneism" that it the book of "Juce and Pull." Complementary Professor Ogden, in psychology class: "Now if I look at this young lady's red sweater and then look over here (pointing in the direction of another young lady) I will see something green." He continues: "Of course I mean would see the complementary colo for us." Prof. W. C. Stevens, of the department of botany, went to St. Louis Saturday. Yesterday morning he asked his 8'clock class if anyone was from St. Louis. No one claimed the distinction. Doesn't Like St. Louis "Then, I want to say that Kansas City has Laun. loubeaten a mile." German professor of algebra, speaking to his class regarding a quiz: Harry Must be a Hulster Hilton is still taking sophomore gym "I don't want to give this quiz any more than you, want me to but the faculty says I must. And these quiz books, I don't like them either, but since we have to use them, and since I am required to turn them in to the faculty, put something in them." Harry Must be a Hustler. He's a Good Sport Willard Wattles, instructor in English, has been embracing the muse. More Faculty Scandal Rooming House Comedy Six girls in the rooming house of Mrs. E. W. Soxman, 1346 New Hampshire street, gave an original musical that Ends Well" Saturday evening. Those who composed and acted the comedy were Blanch and Marguerite Lorimer, Bettie and Amy Kincad, Neva Watson and Aleta Brownlee. The other members of the household formed the audience. Russel Charles' Mother Here Mrs. J. C. Charles, of Burlington, spent the week-end with her son Rus- sel, a freshman in him that it sure cheers a homesick freshman to have his mother visit him. The list of office hours of the faculty follows. Through a hitch in delivery some of the faculty members did not get the hour cards until after others. As soon as the hour cards are filled, the hours will be added to the list. Except when otherwise designated "daily" means the five school days Times When You Can Catch the Prof Alone Allen, B. M., Snow Hall, 206, Wednesdoy, 9-10. and 25,500; 300 diffy. Anderson, Agnes, Chemistry, 308, 111. Allen, H. C., Chemistry, 219, 9-10 and 2;1;0;3;0 daily. Becker, Carl, Ad. 211, 3:20-4 daily. Boynton, W., and W. Boynton, Tuesday, 9:19-12:18. hrown, Mrs. Eustace, Fraser 114, 9:20-11:30, 2:40-3:00 Baumgartner, W. J., Snow 206 A. T. and T. 10-11. Buckner, Chester A., Fraser 120, 10-11 daily. Brown, Hearty, Fraser 201, 10-11 M. W, and F. Burdick, W. L., Green 206, 11-12. daily. M. W. and F. 3:30 M.W. and F. 3:30, M., W. and F. Burgess, E. W., Ad. 204, T. and T. 8:50 and 2:20. Cady, H. P., Chemistry 115, 9-10, and 11-12 daily. Carter, Ralph E., Fraser 108, 10.1 M., W. and Fr. Cnwell, Ad. 111, T. and W. 2:30-3:30. Charles, Grace M, Snow, 101 and 312, 2:30 M, W, and F, 11 T. t and T. Crawford, C. C., Ad. 209, daily, 11 to 13. Ogissant, D. C., Fraser 209, 2:30- 11 daily Sachems meet tonight at 9 o'clock at the Student Union. Dains, F. B., Chemistry 102, 10 11 daily. 11 daily. Dockery, F. C., Ad., 5, 3:30 T 12 daily. Douthit, Herman, Snow 306, T and T. 2:30. Faragher, Paul V., Chemistry 17. 10-5. daily. Flint, L. N., Fraser 112, daily, 8 to 9 and 2 to 6. Havenhill, L. D., Chemistry 109 10-11 daily. 10-11 daily: Hellebier, V. E., Ad. 204, daily **209** Griffith, W. A., Ad. 301, M., W., and A. 10. Hoffman, Conrad, Myers Hall, F. 9-12 and I:30-3:30 daily Hill, H. T., Green, 9-11, M.; T, W., and T, 2: 2-30; T, and T. Humble, W. H., Green 203, 2-4 daily. Johnson, W. S., Fraser 203, 10:50- 11:15 T. and T. Hoopes, Helen Rhoda, Fraser 201, 10.11, M., and F. t. Hungerford, H. B., Snow 102, 9-11, T. and T. Kruse, H. O., Fraser 301, M., W. and Kruse, F-9, 10. Mittchell, U. G., Ad. 113, M. 4:30- 5:30; 113, V. 9-10; Ad. 111, 112, 4:30-5:00. and F. 9a. Long, Walter A., Chemistry 308 p. 12. Announcements Millis, H. A., Ad. 204, M. W, and F. 10:40 to 11; T, and T. 9:20. Kester, F. E., Blake 204, M., T. T. and F. 11-12. T. and I. Hyde, I. H., Medic 2:30 dally. Hutton, S. J. Snow 102 10-12. W, and F. 10-11. MacDonald, P. W., Ad. 209 on T daily Lynn, Margaret, Fraser 201, M, W, F, 10-11. Morgan, Rose, Fraser 201, 9-10 T. and $ \mathrm{T}_{s} $ O'Leary, R. D, Fraser 203, M., 9-10, T. and T. 10-11, F. 9-10. Student Volunteers meet this evening at 7:00 in Snow Hall. Chemical Engineers meet this evening at 7:00 in the Chemistry Building. daily. Order, R. M., Ad. 5. Monday 10: and T. at 11 and in Green 5 a. B. and T. at 11 and in Green 6 b. M. and W. 9, 10. I. and T. 11-12. Olin, Arvin, Fraser 119, 10-12 daily Putnam, Goe, E. Ad, 204, M, W. Gustave, Brunet, Fraser 119 Nutt, H. W., Myers G. 1:30-3:30 daily. French club meets this afternoon: at 4:30 in Room 306, Fraser. Naismith, James, Robinson Gymnasium, daily 10-12 and 2:30-4:30. Sayre, L. E., Chemistry 215, 10-12 and 2-5 daily. Robertson, R. B., Snow 206, daily 4 p.m. Shull, C. A., Snow Hall 312, 10-11 M. W., and F. Botany Club meets this evening at 7:30 in Snow Hall. Band practice this evening at 7:30 in Fraser. Basketball practice tonight at 8:00 in Robinson Gymnasium. Oklahoma students will meet in Myers Hall tonight at 8 to organize a club. Y. W. C. A. cabinet meeting Thurs day evening at 7:15 at 1295 Oread. Y. M. C. A. cabinet meeting at 5:30 Thursday evening at 1338 Ohio. K. U. Debating Society meets hoursy evening at 7:30 in Room 13 Fraser. W. S. G. A. meets Thursday after- oon at 4:30 in Fraser. Mechanical Engineers meet Thursday evening at 7:30 to 1301 Ohio. Mandolin Club tryout tonight in Fraser Hall at 7:00. Mining Journal will meet today at 1:35, in Room 203, Haworth W. W. E. Rohren will talk on "Goal mining in Hentzburg, Oklahoma." Chemical Club meets Thursday afternoon at 4:00 in the Chemistry Building. Owls meet tonight at 7:00 at the Student Union. Hawk Club meets tonight at 8:00 in Room 110. Fraser. Officers for the year will be elected. Al Elenace meet Tuesday at 4:30 in Fraser. No meeting this week. Jayhawk Board will meet tomorrow at 12:00 in Room 110 Fraser. Collection of senior notes will be taken. Will Exchange Profs. The Universities of Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina and Vanderbilt have established a system of exchange professions in the University lectures for one week at each of the other three schools in annual rotation. MR. STUDENT, ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE— FLOYD B. LEE, assistant instructor in the School of Education, is a Kansan. He was born in Miami county, graduated from the State Normal in 1904, and in the same year accepted a position at Louisburg as principal of the high school. In 1907 he became superintendent of schools at Osawatomi High School, he remained unattended to K. U. Mr. Lee has attended eight summer schools here, and this year received the degree of B. S. in education. --- Student voters, register today. Smith, T. T., Blake 5. After classes Staufee, B. E., Adil 11., T, and T 60, 80, m., W. clark, Sterling C. Chas. M., Chemistry 209 9-10.daily. M, W. and F, 11-12 T. and T. Stimpson, E. F, Blake 20, 10-12 de Stratton, Geo. W., Chemistry 214. 9-10 daily. Wednesday Sundwall, John, Museum 7. 9-10 daily. daily. Templein, Olm. Fraser 104, 9-12 and 9-5 daily. Valgren, V. N, Ad. 204. M. W., and Tues., 11-11/15; Tues., and F. 3:00- 4:00. Watson, Carrie M., Spooner Library 10.12 daily. Van der Vries, J. N., Ad. 112 M. 30-31; 30-30; T, and T, 10-11; 30-30; 30-30 Thorpe, Merle, Medic basement, M., T. W, T. B; 2:30-3:30, S. 9-10. Only "The Barefoot Boy" Marguerite Courtot and Tom Moore Delightful three-part drama featuring Tom Moore THEATRE VARSITY Winston, Alice, Fraser 201, M., W. and E. 9-10 Wednesday Only Wilcox, A. M., Fraser 204, T. and T. 10-11. White, C. W., Fowler Shops, Tuesday 8:00. "Meet me at Griggs.—Adv. Winter, C. J., Marvin 103. 2:30: 3:30 daily. SANITARY CAFE A Nice Place to Eat Whitaker, W. A., Chemistry 19, 3:30-5 daily. Friday—Tom Wise in "The Gentleman from Mississippi." Student Headquarters If you iki brown pbaa tella treats tella taste tella. At Wiedemann's — Adv. Student Headquarters SANITARY CAFE LUNCHES - SICK OF EATING Across from Kress Store 916 Mass. A Nice Clean Place to Eat LUNCHES - SHORT ORDER and F. 9-10. Young, C. C., Snow 4, 10-5 daily. Private telephone booth at Grigg's. Both Phone.. Adv. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence Kansas Professor. send in your hours. Have you seen the swell smoking room at Grigg's? It's yours to use. —Adv. Largest and best equipped business college in Kansas, school occupies 2 floors Lawton, OK. TEXT or shortlink by machine. Write for sample of Stenotype notes and a catalog. COLLEGE DANCE FOR ALL K. U. F. A. A. Hall, Friday, Oct.23 75 Cents "Swede" Wilson and Owen will play SCENE FROM At the Bowersock, Wednesday, October 28 "Seven Keys to Baldpate" BOWERSOCK Wednesday, October 28 Curtain 8:15 Mail Orders Received Seats now on Sale, Round Corner Drug Co. Prices 50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50 and $2.00 Messrs. Cohan and Harris Present the Biggest of all Geo.M.Cohan Plays SEVEN and Laughs MYSTE and Laughs Melodrama and Laughs BALDPATE With the ORIGINAL Chicago and N. Y. Cast Headed by Cyril Scott "Wildest Fun that Has Run Riot in Years" LAUGHS AND LAUGHS