UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Karega EDITORIAL STAFF Joel Gleisnerer Editor-in-Chief John M. Hessy Managing Editor John M. Hessy Managing Editor J. W DYCHEW Business Manager J. W DYCHEW Business Manager S. STURBART Advertising Manager S. STURBART Advertising Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF AMES ROGERS LIBERN HARRH GLORIEN CLAYTON BRIAN H. BENDERSON GLENDON ALLIINE BRIAN H. BENDERSON CHARLES SWEET WAL S. CADDY ELMER ARNDET ELMER PATTERSON Entered as second-class mail master. Separated from the first-class mailmaster. Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1965. Published in the afternoon. Five times as much. Published in the afternoon. Five times as much. Ranams, from the press of the department Subscription price $2.50 per year in no args, acc form, $1.50. Phone, Bell K. U. 25 Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kans. The Daily Kannon wants to picture the teacher to go to more than merely print the news by being able to noyice the beaten; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be clea FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1914. ARTISTS. WELL RATHER! Julian Street says he allows as how Kansas is considerable short on art. Well, maybe so. And again, maybe not. To be sure, a people that has been exceedingly busy for sixty years in fighting drouth and plague, in turning a wild prairie into the biggest little old wheat field on the earth, in making a name for itself among the protagonists of progress and reform, has been forced to make the development of the fine arts a side issue, pending a breathing spell in the rush of events. Barring a few big league ball players, Kansas has produced no artists of the first rank. Nevertheless and notwithstanding, the careful student of the course of events may, on placing his ear to the ground, catch the rumble of an ever advancing army of literati that compares favorably with that glorious company of Hoosiers who make the Middle West famous. Not a far distant rumble, either, for the vanguard has unquestionably arrived. If any supercilious easterner cares to display his ignorance by taking exception to this statement, we refer him to the pages of the leading magazines of the day. He will find not only the work of several literary Kansens, but also some mighty friendly and admiring criticisms. Everybody who reads at all knows Harry Kemp and Willard Wattles, the best of our young poets. And as for Miss Margaret Lynn—well, the great and only, wonderful Atlantic Monthly has put the stamp of its approval upon her work. What more would anybody want? Perhaps we haven't our share of painters, sculptors, and musicians, but at least we are in the front rank as regards literature. Then we have one genial poet who does not aspire to the highest plane, but whose writings are unique and inimitable. No other state has anything like him, and they all unite in praising him. We refer, of course, to Walt Mason. May his shadow never grow less! Collier's Weekly please copy. Julian Street says Kansas has no art. How did he happen to miss Hank Maloy? THEY FOOLED US The Student Council perpetrated a huge joke on the students last year. Investigations reveal the fact that the pantatoriums were not bonded, in spite of the fact that the Council permitted the impression to go out that they were. Another fact revealed is that one of the pantatorium operators still has a bill of $3.50 against one of the committee that was supposed to bond the pantatoriums. There is no doubt that the panta- toriums should be bonded. The more reputable the firm, the more it should desire a bond. It affords protection against illegitimate competition. It is a good thing. Businessmen with a patronage largely composed of students should help the students get the things they want and reed, and they usually do. If properly approached by the Council, some of the pantatorium owners would probably come in of their own volition. With a few under bond the others would find it to their advantage to do likewise. The fact that no firm can be found that will bond pantatoriums makes the problem a hard one. If the Council succeeds in surmounting the obstacle, the more credit is theirs. SLOW WORK Little has been done so far toward the formation of a Federation of County Clubs, in spite of the fact that almost two weeks have elapsed since the Student Council undertook the task. If anything is to be done, it must be done at once. The legislature meets in January. At the present rate of organization the federation would just about be coming into existence at the time the legislature adjourned. To create a sentiment favorable to the mill tax is not the work of a few lays. It's a long, hard job, and seeds time. START NOW The junior memorial committee will start work at once. The other classes will do well to follow its example. Committees have been appointed in all the classes. To make a success of a thing like a memorial a spirited campaign, with plenty of publicity, must be started with lots of pep and kept going until it succeeds. Dragging it out means its death. How Toronto Views War The University reopens amid the gloom of a world-wide calamity. As British citizens we of Canada have an interest in the armies rocking backward and forward across the face of Europe; as citizens of the world we feel the effects of the colossal struggle. Never, we believe, have British forces crossed the sea in so just a cause, and surely never have Britons stood so united in support of any government. Yet brooding over the causes and awful consequences of this banking with phenomena so suspicious that in his mispleasiness he can not retire to the frame of mind of Othello, as he cries: "But yet the pity of it Iago. O largo the pity of it Iago." Numbers in the University have friends and relatives at the front, or on the way to the front. Some have gone from our midst. We honor them because their charity will give every valuable scrap of information concerning them. Further, numbers in the University of Toronto are willing to do their share in their turn. Should the resources of the British Empire suffer a more severe test, and need arise for a second Canadian contingent, there will be few who will not cheerfully accept their country's candidates; we are assured that the students will receive adequate military training. The public expects some definite and comprehensive action on the part of the premier University of Canada, and the students desire it no less. Meanwhile there is no reason for the cessation of any student activity, except that of the more frivolity. Though the present make date is not right for the University for Canada and for the Empire —University of Toronto "Varsity". The court room, lined with ponderous school-books, a mirror, and numerous easy chairs, was in an uproar. The judge, clothed in a flowing pink-flowered robe, was seated on a bench. A judge of the jury cloned on the floor. The attorney for the defense was swinging her honorable heels to retain her balance on the footboard of the bed, while the bed itself was filled with the Gentlemen of the Jury, some of whom were munching apples, one man who had been naughty mallets, still another brushing her copper curls. Pandora's Box "I think he's' awful vain, Carrie; don't you?" inquired the prosecuting attorney, looking anxiously at the judge. BEFORE THE BAR OF JUSTICE "Honestly, I don't know him well enough to say," said this fair minded individual. "I have merely notice the general thinness of his chapel, and there I liked his looks." "Good for you," ejaculated Joe. "I The Gentlemen of the Jury nodded significantly at each other. Kate and Marg even forgot to finish their fudge. "I like to hear Joe stick up for her ideas, even if she is just a freshman," whispered Lu. am simply crazy about him. Bobby, nothing you can say will change me! "But," persisted Bobby, "I can't see why you like a man who always wears kid gloves even in summer, and say," she lowered her voice impressively, "once I'm sure he had perfume on his hair." "Un huh," triumphed Joe, "you must have been pretty near his august person to find that out. And any way, he's surely gentlemanly. Why, he said. He's not our host how preoccupied he is, and I doubt if he knows who I am." rity if he doesn't," mumbled Kate, "she sits right up under his nose every day, and pretends to drink in every word he says while inwardly he's wondering how she'll make her spring party dress." "I love to hear him talk," cried Joe, enthusiastically. "He has the sweet-estevote for a man I ever heard, and without being at all unmany." "Pooh," sniffed Marg. "I can't do much for a man who seems afraid to show which side he's on. He's always afraid he'll offend some of us." At this critical moment the lunch bell rang, and the court unceremoniously adjourned, not one of them asked what her opinion was not the best." "I went into a restaurant in Mexico once, and wished to order mushrooms and beef for my dinner. At that time I was not able to make myself understood in Spanish, so I drew a picture of a steer and a mushroom. I showed my work of the art to the waiter. He looked at it for a moment, bowed, smiled and disappeared. In a short time he returned with a couple of tickets to the bull-fight and an umbrella." IS HE AN ARTIST? Prof. Mark Skidmore, of the department of Romance Languages did a hard and rigorous boredom of their lesson the other morning by applying the following story to himself: Favorite Yarns of Kansas Professors Verse Choicely Good (Suggested by Prof. H. O. Kruse) DIE WORTE DES GLAUBENS. Drei Worte nenn' ich euch, inhalts schwer. Sie gehen von Munde zu Munde, Doch, stammen sie, nicht aus. Doch stammen sie nicht von ausser her; IS HE AN ARTIST? Jas Herz nur gibt davon Kunde. Denmsen erkennt aller Wert ger ab. wert Wenn er nicht mehr an die drei Worte glaubt. Der Mensch ist frei geschaffen, ist frei. Und wund' er in Ketten geboren, Lassi euch nicht irren des Poebels nach ihrem Namen. Nicht den Missbrauch rasender Toren! Von dem Sklaven, wenn er die Kette bricht. Vor dem freien Menschen erzittert nicht! Der Mensch kann sie ueben in Leben, Und die Tugend, sie ist kein leerer Schall. Das uebet in Einfalt ein kindlich Gemuet. Und solt' er auch straucheln ueber- all Und ein Gott ist, ein heiliger Willie lebt. Er kann nach der goettlichen streben. Und was kein Verstand der Verstaen- digen sieht. Die drei Worte bewahret euch, in halttschwer Die pfazlenz von Munde zu Munde, Und stammen sie gleich nicht von. Einen Sturm schreiten. Lebendig der hoezen Gelegen Und of alles im ewigen Wechsel 1608, Wie auch der menschliche wanke; Wert: 19.200. Es beharret im Wechsel e ruhiger Geist. Hoch über der Zeit und dem Raum webt Wie auch der menschliche wanke; Hoch ueber der Zeit und dem Raume geraubt, So lang er noch an die drei Worte So lang er noch an die drei Worte glaubt. Thirty wagon scales were tested throughout Kansas during the past year by inspectors from the University. A third of those were found to be inaccurate, and were condemned for repairs. glaubt. —Schiller. Euer Inneres gibt davon Kunde. Dem Mensch ist nimmer sein' Wert Dem Menschen ist nimmer sein' Wert geraubt, aussen her, Euer Innres gibt davon Kunde. Professor, send in your hours. of complete Clothes-Satisfaction, at a price that withstands any rush or tackle on your purse, if you'll have us Send the Daily Kansan home. You'll Reach the Goal according to the style you specify, and from the woolens of your own choosing. Call on our exclusive local dealer. Tailor Your Clothes To Individual Order S. G. CLARKE ELDRIDGE HOTEL BLDG. 707 MASS. ST. and get on the Correct-Tailoring Line- Up--Today. We're counting upon you! Largest tailors in the world of GOOD made-to-order clothes Price Building Want Ads Chicago, U. S. A. WANTED - A girl wants room-mate. 1317. Ohio, Phone Bell 2025 FOR RENT—Ground floor and front room, for $10. Two students, 1220 Tennessee. 21-3* LOST—Silver mesh bag containing student ticket No. 760 and small amount of change Saturday afternoon before the game, possibly on 13th street or on the golf links. Finder please call Bell phone 1378W and ask for Maude Coverdale. Reward. FOR SALE—A Harwood mandolin good condition, 1732 La. 21-3° LOST-Self-fitting fountain pen, between Gymnasium and Library. Return to Charlotte Jaggar, 1140 Mississippi LOST-Gold scarf pin, engraved with LOST initial "C," on campus Thursday. Finder please leave at Kansan office or call H. Cronemeter, K. U 1501, H. I 1360. Rent a No. 5 Oliver in perfect condition three months for $4.00. The Oliver Typewriter Company, Kansas City, Mo. e-o FOUND-Lady's watch fob; owner can have same by calling Phone 2532, 921 Miss. 24-3° LOST—a garbederine in Fraser Hall Rooms for Rent LOST- A gaberdine in Fraser Hall. 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