UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN AURORA TODAY THE COLLEGE THEATRE Lillian Walker and Earl Williams Vitagraph's 2 part Drama "The Lily of the Valley" Hurst-Selig Pictorial, Containing the Latest War Views. Vitagraph Comedy "A Study in Feet" Sunday Menu Ice Creams Vanilla, Strawberry, Caramel Nut, Chocolate. Brown Bread. Raspberry Special. Phone us your Sunday order. We are glad to deliver when you desire. Ices Pineapple Ice ___ Reynold Bros. Bell 645 Home 358 THE FLOWER SHOP All seasonable cut flowers. Chiffons and ribbons to match. A new lot of Baskets, Vases and Jardiners. 825 1-2 Massachusetts St. Phone 621 Just the thing for picking up dust —Wool Floor and Wall Brushes; for hardwood floor—it has no equal, at Barber & Son's Drug Store. -A2v. PHOTO POST CARDS of K. U.-Wm. Jewell Game ON SALE AT McCulloch's Drug Store Merchants National Bank Swede Wilson's For Billiards Phones 540 1. The Life and Teaching of Jesus. A Good Place to Eat at Anderson's Old Stand Johnson & Tuttle Proprietors 715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET 2. Old Testament Characters. The Christian Bible Chair MYERS HALL Arthur Braden, Ph. D., Dean The following courses are offered free to all University students: 3. The Ethics of Jesus. 4. The History of Missions. 6. Elementary Hebrew. 5. The Church and Social Problems. Enroll immediately so that you may get full benefit of the classes. Mr. Braden may be seen at Myers Hall for personal consultation. Nation's Band to Open Concert Course. The United States Marine Band, under the direction of Lieutenant William H. Santelman, is one of the world's greatest musical organizations. It is the one artistic institution which the Government has undertaken to foster with any degree of success. This band is an establishment whose origin is almost lost in the traditions which surround the earliest epochs of the country's history. One romantic story has it that an old sea captain, cruising in the Mediterranean, was so charmed with the performance of some Sicilians that he persuaded them to come on board his frigate, and then unceremoniously took them to his own home in America. Here they founded an orchestra or band as proleges of the young American government, and he ensured their ability until it became the organization now so widely admired. Unfortunately exact corroboration of this story is difficult. Some of the world's most distinguished musicians have linked their names with the Marine Band, and at no time has it been the subject of greater popular affection and pride than under a brilliant directorial direction. Liebman W. H., Santelmann. So thorough a musician is that his Santelmann that his education included not only the mastery of the violin's difficult technique at a very early age, but a practical acquaintance with all the instruments employed in band or orchestra of competence exacted for the leadership of this Band is also required for its personnel. At present it is remarkably rich in solo, material. It includes Arthur Wittcob, cornetist, formerly of the Cold Stream Guards Band of Great Britain; Robert M. Seel, flutist, and George Frey. Euphonium. While its nativity a century or so ago may have been Italian, its present popularity and pernicious thoroughness against him. The entire band will give a concert at Robinson Gymnasium on Thursday, October 22, at 2:30 p. m.—Adv. Tales Out o' School Our chocolate crisps are different from the others. Try them. At Wiedemann's.-Adv. Private telephone booth at Grigg's. Both Phones...Adv. Reynolds Bros., want to see you drink that next coke—Adv. Can't Throw Stones at Us. Going Sunday? It is Methologist "Rally Day". Souvenirs.—Adv. Can't Throw Stones at Us. William S. Cady, junior College, late of pedometer fame, called the editor of this column a yellow journalist. We want to say right here that we are going to fire an onboard fire on Blue Mound and call it a volcano most certainly lives in a glass house. Not He. Evidently "In teaching," remarked Prof. Carl Becker of the department of history, "the routine of going over the same course again and again is apt to get a man into a rut, where he may become narrow and one-sided. In fact there are many students on the Hill now who think that some of the professors ought to be kept in the museum with the rest of the fossils." Someone's Out. Last Thursday night at a cabinet meeting of the Y. M. C. A. the ruling was made that the men could make dates with women on Y. W. C. A. committees for all joint cabinet meetings. This plan would work nicely but there are not as many women on these committees as there are men. A dog sat on the railway track, A smile upon his visage; Toot! toot! he didn't scoot, He's now Bologna sissage. A. Sad Tale Crummy's Music is Neglected Crummy's Music is Neglected Edna Davis, a freshman in the College, plays the flute. One evening last week she was entertaining the boarding club at 1245 Louisiana with the "Sexet" from Lucia. Crummy Williamson sat spellbound and sighed sentimentally when it was over. "My, am I these new musical comedies got swen music?" he murmured. Beauty Hints Virginia: "For goodness sake Jake when it does take you such a long time to understand." Judy: "Well, honey. I have to run out the first suds and run in the rinsing water. I suppose it does take some time." Virginia, in disgust: "Say, by all in the water and stach yourself." It was on enrollment day. The advisor asked the freshman what she wanted to take. She said: "I don't know exactly, but I would like to take studies that would lead up to Phi Beta Kappa." She'll Get Candy for That At the football game: Saturday: He said: "Now I'll bet K. U. holds that line, and you bet they won't, or if you wish we will turn it around." She said: "I want to bet on the same team, but how so much more about such things." Shocking! Freshmen who have too much dignity to march in a night shirt parade shouldn't wear their caps down town. Such a one was the object of a concerted attack, actually diverted him of his coat, pulled out his shirt, and put him into the parade, where he belonged. He will know better next time. About the time the senior laws began to sport canes, a College man who uses a cane all the year around, called on a girl at a house where there is a boarding club. When he meets a student, "Naw," spoke up a College freshman. "He's crippled in the foot, not in the head." Cake recipe from the cook book of a senior law: Two cups flour, two cups sugar, one cup hot water, one cup cold water, butter the size of two eggs, boil and heat until smooth. Department of home and health sciences please copy. Prove the Pudding We are going to the Methodist "Rally Day." Yes, we want that souvenir—Adv. We are showing Spaldings fine sweaters just now—Carroll's—Adv. Cherry ice. The taste tells. At Wiedemann's—Adv. Sorority to Entertain The Kappa Alpha Theta sorority will entertain with a dancing party this evening for their new pledges. The dance given at the chapter house, will be informal. Miss Oreta Moore, of Lawrence, will be an alumni guest. A "K. U." affair—the D. A. R. Ball at F. A. A. Hall Oct. 30, $1.50 per couple..Adv. Sorority to Entertain "Rally day" Methodist church Sunday—Adv. All Methodist students for "Rally Day," Sunday. Both church and Bible school. "Rally" Souvenirs.— Adv. Coach Hamilton to Speak Coach W. O. Hamilton will speak on "Opportunity" at the regular men's meeting in Myers Hall, Sunday, October 11, at 4:30. Special music is being prepared and a good program has been arranged. Water wings, water wings, water wings help you learn to swim. Just received a shipment at Carroll's.—Adv. Call off Mixer The senior women's mixer which was to have been held last evening on the golf links was indefinitely postponed. Chocolate chips, Fresh and crisp. Try them at Wiedemann's...Adv. Seniors to be Remembered Raising of money for the senior memorial will begin next week when president of the class, Don Joseph, will appoint the committee to take charge of the work. Ho students! Methodist church rally Sunday. Chorus of 57 voices.—Adv. K. U. pillow tops, the best make, at Carroll's."—Adv. TODAY Only TODAY Only VARSITY F. H. Sothern's 4-Act "LORD CHUMLEY" Klaw & Erlanger Theatre Attraction. Made in the Biograph Studio. Also Pathe's This Week News Film News from the Four Corners of the Globe MONDAY Upton Sinclair's Book and "Blow to the Beef Barons" THE JUNGLE COMPLETE IN FIVE PARTS MONDAY A list of choice fruits at the California Fruit Stand—Adv. Have you seen the swell smoking room at Grigg's? Its yours to use. —Adv. Cherry ice is made from the juice of the fruit. The taste tells. At Wiedemann's."-Adv. "NORMAN" The NEWEST ARROW COLAR Cluert, Peebody & Co., Inc. Makers STATIONERY Let Us Show You Robidoux linen, an extra fine quality, for 25c the lb. box Lot L. Shoe Raymond's Drug Store 819 Massachusetts St. How Inspire Trust? 10:30—Adv. He is Beside Himself, 7:45, Presbyterian Church.-Adv. The event of the season—the Halloween Ball of the D. A. R. at F. A. A. A. Hall Oct. 30—$1.50 per couple.—Adv. We Like to do Little Jobs of Repairing We Know How Gustafson The College Jeweler We duplicate your broken lenses from the pieces and SAVE YOU MONEY. Student Course Tickets $3 and $2 SEVEN CONCERTS The University Concert Course and Music Festival Single Admission $1.50 to 75c Saved by Course Ticket $4.50 to $3.50 On Sale at REGISTRAR'S OFFICE or by FINE ARTS STUDENST Hear Gadzki, The United States Marine Band, the Russian Symphony Orchestra, and other Artists No Single Seats Sold until October 21 GET A COURSE TICKET NOW Foot Ball---Kansas vs. Emporia College Saturday, October 10 McCook Field, 2:45 p.m.