UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF GREEN GUYERSON Editor-in-Chief JOHN H. HENRY Managing Editor JOHN M. HAWKY RUSINESS STAFF J. W. Dyer ... Business Manager S. R. Hancock ... Business Manager Q. S. Bentley ... Advertising Manager HORN HARBERS GILBERT CLAYTON GLENE HARNES CHARLES SWETT CHARLES SWETT RATMOND CLAPPER ELMERT ANDER CHRISTEN PATTerson FRANK B. HENDERSON GLENE HARNES CHARLES SWETT RATMOND CLAPPER ELMERT ANDER CHRISTEN Patterson CRESTER PATTERSON AMES ROGERS Entered as second-class mail master after receipt of notice in the mail. Kansas, under the act of Michele 3, in February 1925. Phone, Bell K. U., 25 Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kans. Subscription price $2.50 per year in ad app, opp, form, $1.50. The Daily Kansaan attires to picture the maze of life. The man who trains the Kansaans to go further than merely printing the notes by hand will play no flippers; he will play no fourieers; he will be chiceret; he will be charisant; he will be clever; he will solve problems to water heads in all, to serve to the best of his ability the students of the Kansaan. Published in the afternoon five times a week. The author is also a member of the department of Kazan from the press of the department. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1914. WANTED, SOME PEP. "No definite arrangements for women's dormitories are being made at present"—from last night's Daily Kansan. Why not? Probably no definite arrangements are being made for the Women's Union either. Do you remember what glorious plans the W. S. G. A. adopted last year, and what a spirited campaign they were going to start at the beginning of this year? Why wait? The time to start is now. BUY A TICKET. Those who were fortunate enough to hear the United States Marine Band two years ago do not need to be told that it is the best thing of the kind in the country and is worth going miles to hear. As to those who have never had that good care—well, anyone who doesn't care for a good band concert is fit for treason, stratagems and spoils. We hope and believe that there are none such among the student body. Do it now! The addition of this concert to the regular series without a raise in price, makes a course ticket too big a bargain to be passed up. Such a number of high class attractions at such a low price seems almost too good to be true, and probably never will be true again, here or anywhere else. Everybody will want to hear the band and Madame Gadzi, and for the price of hearing them separately, one can buy a season ticket, thus practically getting the other five concerts for nothing. EVIDENCE OF TRUST. The University Senate has confer red full disciplinary powers upon the Men's Student Council. The Senate is pleased with the actions of the Council this year, and the giving of disciplinary powers is evidence of trust. And the trust is not only in the Council, but in you, and in every other student, for without student backing the Council is powerless. Students must not betray that trust, and must stand for law and order. K. U. HELPS THE TOWNS. The line of state work which has been latest undertaken by the University of Kansas is the direct aiding of small town governments through a Bureau of Municipal Reference. This bureau was established as a part of the Extension Division for the sole purpose of raising the standards of laws and living in rural Kansas towns, and so far it has been quite successful. Its membership is growing and the number of inquiries it receives is constantly increasing. The good the bureau has done, can, of course, be only estimated. It is safe to say, however, 'that the money expended by the state has been repaid twice over in the benefits derived by the towns that have turned to the University for expert advice on things about which the layman knows little. The bureau has not been content to act merely as a giver of information. It has been systematically working on various campaigns for the betterment of the general welfare of Kansas. Its fight for pure and bountiful supplies of water has been no less successful because it was carried on quietly through teaching the people the value and opportunities of municipal owned plants, rather than by large publicity campaigns by speakers and newspapers. At present the bureau is quietly scattering information on the value of municipal owned ice plants, and judging from the inquiries it receives on the subject, there is small doubt but that the plan will soon be well known in Kansas. 'It is to the benefit of the town councilmen to become acquainted with the bureau and to rely upon it for aid and suggestions for it gathers experience from the entire country. Chairs are being made to order for Fraser Hall. It is to be hoped that the order is a better one than was given for the present backbreakers now serving as chairs. When the Student Council gets its mill tax machinery going, Governor Hodges can be expected to write to Chancellor Strong that an insidious lobby is busy. The attention of last year's editor of the Daily Kansan is respectfully called to the announcement that 144 new arm chairs have been ordered for Fraser Hall. If the engineers did "Mix, Sing, Shake," as the Kansan headline told them to, there is work for the disciples of Carrie Nation. Fresh and strong from a summer vacation, the University Daily Kansan is once again on our exchange table. John Gleisser is editor in chief. Seven members of the staff did work in newspaper offices during the summer and two of them left early. Yet some people think only the children of the wealthy attend the University-Toronto Republican. Favorite Yarns of Kansas Professors From a desk drawer filled with newspaper clipboards Registrar Foster picked out the books she wished anecdote, and Kamarai porter as favorite bit of wittenism; In a Kansas City club room which was filled with young men, four young Yale collegians were introduced to a quiet young man of rea- The quiet young man dropped off showing familiarity with campuses. "Oh, yes," said the Yale man with cheery condescension. "to be sure, nice little school teacher." We are all from Yale ourselves, you know." "Yes," the K. U. man told them quietly, "I've heard quite a bit about New Haven, I have fourteen Yale men working for me." "Oh," said the leader of the Yale crowd, with a touch of supplication in his voice. "Yes, said the quiet young man, who graduated from K. U. three years ago." Essays Picked Young Freshman caps are Safety First devices which permit a first year student to speed across the campus with comparatively little danger of rest end colllisions with a flock of paddles. The freshmen who originate caps, wore them when they might be forced for seniors. The invention worked so well that it has become a sophomore tradition for every freshman to glue one on the back of his head as a bill of lading. The button on top tells whether he is through freight for the Engineering Building, excess baggage from the Law School, or merchandise College. At football games the caps act as signal lights to prevent a bunch of Kansas Natural Grinds from sending an innocent freshman skyer with the impetus of a 40-hand power blanket. FRESHMAN CAPS Father—Son, these are better cigars than I can afford at home, and I am sending you to college. Chasing the Gloomis Son--Go ahead, Dad, take all you want. This is on me. Yale Record. Promptly he Preclosed—Illinois Siren. Veteran—I was waiting in ambush when a shot was fired and a bullet grazed my head. "Oh Clarence," she sighed, "you may have a mortgage on me." "I'm so sore that I cannot stand or sit." Wee One--It couldn't graze there now, could it? -Columbia Jester. "I heard Jack tell Miss Milton he loved her lots." "If you are telling the truth, you're lying."—Williams Purple Cow. "I think he does"—Williams Purple Cow. Waitress—Do you wish tea or coffee? Mere Man—Do I have to wish for it? Minnesota Minne-ha-ha. C. W. Steeper Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women 10 years K. U.-Satisfactory results Satisfaction Guaranteed Artist Agents. Arts. Satisfaction Guarantee Acf H. Frost and Kari J. Winterson, Agents, www.satisfactionguarantee.com When you want something extra good in bread try Butter-Krust. Dunnies.—Adv. Rest room for tired students—Griggs's—Adv. HOME BAKERY Go to the For Good Things to Eat For Good Things to Eat C. M. Williamson 933 Mass. Ed. When making sandwiches try a loaf of that Butter-Krust Bread, Dunnies.—Adv. "Meet me at Griggs."—Adv. FOR RENT—Two pleasant south rooms for boys, 1301 Tennis SAY FELLOWS send $1.00 for 50 Suit-Case Labels from JCB, or two three, two allie. Put on that travelled look. C. C. BREWER BOX 394 MANHATTAN, KAS Make dates now for the Halloween Ball of the Daughters of the American Revolution. Benefit of the scholarship fund.-Adv. Private telephone booth at Grigg's. Both Phones. - Adv. K. U. Barber Shop and Bath Room The Only Electric Massage Machine in the City 227, Massachusetts Street Razors Honed. Ground and Exchanged W. F. Weise, Prop. A "K. U." affair—the D. A. R. Ball at F. A. A. Hail Oct. 30—$1.50 per couple.-Adv. Reynolds Bros., want to see you drink that next coke—Adv. SHUBERT Matinee Wed. & Sat Sam Bernard meet me in Griggs, the museum of box chocolates Wilson's—AdV. Before drinking that next coke see Reynolds Bros—Aday. NEXT: HENRY KOKLER in "HELP WANTED" Meet me at Griggs."—Adv. When words fail—send a box of Dolly Varden chocolates. Reynolds Bros.-Adv. Private telephone booth at Grigg's Both Phones.-Adv. The Belle of Bond Street $ ^{ \mathrm{I N}} $ She'll appreciate a box of candy if bought at Reynolds Bros. Why? 'Cause its sure to be the best—Adv. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus & profits $100.00 The Student Depository Francisco & Co. Livery, Hacks and Garage 812 VERMONT STREET Phone 139 Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx GO where you like, in any company; if you wear the kind of clothes we sell, you'll be sure your appearance has created the best kind of an impression. Hart Schaffner & Marx have provided us with correct styles in fall wear for men; also some attractive models in men's coats for women. The young woman at the left is wearing Model W 13. It's a single breasted overcoat with a soft front, three buttons through, adjustable collar, raglan sleeves—splendid for smart street wear or motoring. ONE PRICE Penmanship and spelling In fact, a commercial traina- ture can be had at Shorthand and Typewriting Bookkeeping and Banking Lawrence Business College A fresh supply of films -open all day Sunday-Wilson's.-Adv. Mail your want ad with 25 cents enclosed to the Daily Kansan -want ads are payable in advance. Want Ads WANTED—A young woman to iron Fridays or Saturdays. Five or six hours work. Phone 1087 Bell. FOR SALE-An almost new ben- nett portable typewriter. Just the thing for a student. $10 takes it. Phone 1067 Bell. 15* LOST—Cloth bound note book, at or near front entrance to Snow Hall. Please return to Kansan office. The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx good clothes Come in when it's convenient; we can fit you and save money for you The young man wears a single breasted soft front coat, three buttons, two to button; trim, snug trousers that hang "just right." LOST—Between Pi Phi house and Dean Templin's, by way of McCook Field, Pi Phi arrow. Name Hazel E. Carson on back. Call Bell or Home 99. Reward. 19-3* WANTED - Students to sell tickets for the concert course. A cash commission of 5 per cent is paid. Apply to Dean Skilton. 19-3* LOST—An oxford grey hat, marked Hongland & Kuhlman. Return to 1140 La. 16-3* VANTED- Text books in Greek History and Robinson's History of Western Europe. Bell 2532. 3* Rent a No. 5 Oliver in perfect condition three months for $4.00. The Oliver Typewriter Company. Kansas City, Mo. e-o Rooms for Rent FOR RENT—Two rooms with sleep- ing porch, 1022 Ohio. Board in house at $3.50. 14-5 PECKHAM'S PRINTING A. G. ALRICH Frank Koch "The Tailor" Full Line of Fall Suitings PRINTING Binding, Copper Printing, Rubb Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossin Seals, Badges 744 MASS. STREET W. C. M. CONNELL, Physician and Surgeon. Office, 819 Mass. St. Bell 399, Home 9342, Residence, 1346 Tenn. St. Bell 1023, Home 633 J. F. BROCK, Optometrist and Fitting. Office 802 Mass. St. Bell phone 695 HARRY REDING, M. D. Eye, ear, nose and throat. Glasses fitted. Office. F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell 513, Home 512 G. A. HAMMAN M. D. Eye, ear, nose and throat. Glasses fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Bldg. DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas. J. W. O'BRYAN, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 833 Massachusetts Street. Both phones, office and residence. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. M. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynaecology. Suite 1, F. A. A. Bldg. Residence, 1201 Ohio St. Both phones, 35. DR. H. J. TONES, Room 12, F. A. A. Bldg. Residence 1130 Phone 211. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones. S. T. GILLISPIS, M. D. Office corner Vermant and Warren St. Residence 728 Ind. Phones 596. SIX STORES PROFESSIONAL CARDS MRS MELLISON, Dressmaking and LADIES' Tailoring. Evening gowns a specialty. 1032 Vermont. Phone Bell 411 West. drs. M. Brockelsby-Wilson, Kiester college of ladies tailoring and dress-making. Over 909 Mass. St. Bell 109 CLASSIFIED Ladies Tailor. A line of choice fruits at the California Fruit Stand>-Adv. Mrs. Emma Brown. Schulz, Dressmaking and Ladies Tailoring. Suits and dresses. Phone Bell 914. 913 Mass. St. Next door to Anderson's Bakery. MEALS and SHORT ORDERS Sunday Dinners a Specialty Ice Cream Soda Contents MORGAN'S SPECIAL MEAL TICKETS 13 4 5 Mass. St. Bell 2 6 2 Student Headquarters SANITARY CAFE A Nice Clean Place to Eat NICE MORT HORT OLOR Across from Kress St. 916 Mass. Jewelers ED. W. PARSONS, Engraver, Watchmaker and Jeweler. Diamonds and Jewelry. Bell Phone 717. 717 Plumbers PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO., for gas goods and Mazda lamps. 937 Mass. Phones 658. Hair Dressers HAIRDRESSING, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hair goods, "Marinelli" toilet preparations. For appointments call Bell 1372. Home 51. The Select Hair Dressing Shop, 927 Mass. St. Barber Shops Burke Cliffs Go where they all go J. C. HOUCK 913 Mass. GO WHHERE you get the Best Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 838 Mass. St. Cafes For a good clean place to eat, where you don't get "gyped" go to the MARKET CAFE, Room 1, Perkins Building. Millinery WANTED -Ladies to call at Mrs. McCormick's up-to-date millinery parlors to inspect our new line of hats. 831 Mass St. Shoe Shop FORNEY SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass. St. Don't make a mistake. All work guaranteed. Florists A, WHITCOMB & SON, Florisia plants, cut flowers, floral designs, etc., 844 Tennessee St. Phones Bell 275, Home 580.