UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL $ John Gleason, BSA Editor-in-Chief John M. Herry, Managing Editor John M. Herry, REPORTORIAL ST J. W DYCNS Business Manager CEO, Global Manager Manager, S.P. SECURITY ADVOCAT LEON HARB GILBERT CLAYTON CHARLERS SWEET ELMER AUNDY ELMER ANNEDY P·BANK B. I. HENDERSON GLENDON ALVINE RHAMMON CLAPER W.M. S. CARDY Entered as second-class mail matter Secretary Kansas, under the order of March 3. Published in the afternoon five times as a Russian, and six times as a Russian. From the press of the departments Phone, Bell K. U. 25 Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kans. Subscription price $2.50 per year in advance; one term, $1.50. The Daily Kanan aims to picture the children of Kanaan in going to further than merely printing the news by scanning them. To be fair, they do not feast on clean; to be cheerful; to be cheerless; to be sick; to be problem-heads in all, to be severe to the best of its ability, the students of the school. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1914. WANTED. SOME PEP. "No definite arrangements for women's dormitories are being made at present"—from last night's Daily Kansan. Why not? Probably no definite arrangements are being made for the Women's Union either. Do you remember what glorious plans the W. S. G. A, adopted last year, and what a spirited campaign they were going to start at the beginning of this year? Why wait? The time to start is now. BUY A TICKET. Those who were fortunate enough to hear the United States Marine Band two years ago do not need to be told that it is the best thing of the kind in the country and is worth going miles to hear. As to those who have never had that good luck—well, anyone who doesn't care for a good band concert is fit for treason, stratagems and spoils. We hope and believe that there are none such among the student body. Everybody will want to hear the band and Madame Gadzki, and for the price of hearing them separately, one can buy a season ticket, thus practically getting the other two concerts for nothing. Do it now! The addition of this concert to the regular series without a raise in price, makes a course ticket too big a bargain to be passed up. Such a number of high class attractions at such a low price seems almost too good to be true, and probably never will be true again, here or anywhere else. EVIDENCE OF TRUST. The University Senate has conferred full disciplinary powers upon the Men's Student Council. The Senate is pleased with the actions of the Council this year, and the giving of disciplinary powers is evidence of trust. And the trust is not only in the Council, but in you, and in every other student, for without student backing the Council is powerless. Students must not betray that trust, and must stand for law and order. K. U. HELPS THE TOWNS The line of state work which has been latest undertaken by the University of Kansas is the direct aiding of small town governments through a Bureau of Municipal Reference. This bureau was established as a part of the Extension Division for the sole purpose of raising the standards of laws and living in rural Kansas towns, and so far it has been quite successful. Its membership is growing and the number of inquiries it receives is constantly increasing. The good the bureau has done, can, of course, be only estimated. It is to say, however, that the money expended by the state has been repaid twice over in the benefits derived by the towns that have turned to the University for expert advice on things about which the layman knows little. The bureau has not been content to act merely as a giver of information. It has been systematically working on various campaigns for the betterment of the general welfare of Kansas. Its fight for pure and bountiful supplies of water has been no less successful because it was carried on quietly through teaching the people the value and opportunities of municipal owned plants, rather than by large publicity campaigns by speakers and newspapers. At present the bureau is quietly scattering information on the value of municipal owned ice plants, and judging from the inquiries it receives on the subject, there is small doubt but that the plan will soon be well known in Kansas. it is to the benefit of the town councilmen to become acquainted with the bureau and to rely upon it for aid and suggestions for it gathers experience from the entire country. Chairs are being made to order for Fraser Hall. It is to be hoped that the order is a better one than was given for the present backbreakers now serving as chairs. When the Student Council gets its mill tax machinery going, Governor Hodges can be expected to write to Chancellor Strong that an insidious joby is busy. The attention of last year's editor of the Daily Kansan is respectfully called to the announcement that 144 new arm chairs have been ordered for Fraser Hall. --- If the engineers did "Mix, Sing, Shake," as the Kansan head told them to, there is work for the disciples of Carrie Nation. Fresh and strong from a summer vacation, the University Daily Kansan is once again on our exchange table. John Glieisser is editor in chief. Seven members of the staff did work in newspaper offices during the summer and then worked outfit. Yet some people think only the children of the wealthy attend the University—Toronto Republican. Favorite Yarns of Kansas Professors From a desk drawer filled with newspaper clipboards Registrar Foster picked out the following anecdote, and turned it into an orator as his favorite bit of wittication: In a Kansas City club room which was filled with young men, four young Yale collegians were introduced to a quiet young man of 25. The quiet young man dropped a see-saw showing familiarity with campuses. "Oh," said the leader of the Yale crowd, with a touch of surprise in his voice. "are you a college man?" "Oh, yes," said the Yale man with cheery condescension, "to be sure, nice little school that. I've been in this class a long time." From Yale yourself, you know all. "Yes, said the quiet young man, "I was graduated from K. U. three years." "Yes," the K. U. man told them quietly, "I've heard quite a bit about New Haven, I have fourteen Yale men working for me." Essays Picked Young Freshman caps are Safety First devices which permit a first year student to speed across the campus with comparatively little danger of rear end collisions with a flock of paddles. The freshmen who originated the caps, wore them for fear they might be mistaken for invaders and so did well that it has become a sophomore tradition for every freshman to glue one on the back of his head as a bill of lading. The button on top tells whether he is through freight for the Engineering Building, excess baggage for the Law School or college, or outside College. At football games the cap acts as signal lights to prevent a bunch of Kansas Natural Grinda from sending an innocent freshman skyward with the impetus of a 40-hand power blanket. FRESHMAN CAPS Father—Son, these are better cigars than I can afford at home, and I am not going to do it. "Oh Clarence," she sighed, "you surely have a mortgage on me." Chasing the Glooms Son—Go ahead, Dad, take all you want. This is on me. Yale-Re ov-ed. Promptly he foreclosed.-Illinois Siren. Veteran—I was waiting in ambush when a shot was tired and a bullet grazed my head. Wee One—It couldn't graze there now, could it?—Columbia Jester. "I'm so sore that I cannot stand or sit." "I heard Jack tell Miss Millyton he loved her lots." "I clink he does"—Williams Purple Cow. Waitress—Do you wish tea or coffee? "If you are telling the truth, you're lying."—Williams Purple Cow. Mere Man--Do I have to wish for it? 7-Minnesota Minne-ha-ha. C. W. Steeper Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women 10 years old. Results satisfied Satisfaction Guaranteed A! H. Frost, and K.J. Wilmshappen, ages 18. When you want something extra good in bread try Butter-Krust. Dunmires.—Adv Rest, room for tired students—Grigg's—Adv. Go to the HOME BAKERY For Good Things to Eat 7. M. Williamson 933 Mass. St. When making sandwiches try a loaf of that Butter-Krust Bread, Dummies.—Adv. "Meet me at Griggs."—Adv. FOR RENT-TWO pliant south rooms for boys, 101 Tenn. SAY FELLOWS Send $1.00 for 50 Sult-Case Labels from the mail and two alike. Put on that travelled look. C. C. BREWER MANHATTAN, KAS Make dates now for the Halloween Ball of the Daughters of the American Revolution. Benefit of the scholarship fund.-Adv. Private telephone booth at Grigg's Both Phones.—Adv. K. U. Barber Shop and Bath Rooms The Only Electric Massage Machine in the City Two Thousand Seconds Razors Honed. Ground and Exchanged W. F. Weise, Prop A "K. U." affair—the D. A. R. Ball at F. A. A. Hall Oct. 30, $1.50 per couple.—Adv. Reynolds Brose, want to see you drink that next coke—Adv. New shipment of box chocolates; Wilson's—Ady. SHUBERT Matinee Wed. & Sat. Sam Bernard IN Before drinking that next coke, see Reynolds Bros.-Adv. The Belle of Bond Street NEXT KOLELR in 'HELP WANTED' "Meet me at Griggs."—Adv. The Belle of Bond Street Watkins National Bank Capital $100.00 Surplus & profits $100.00 The Student Deposit Private telephone booth at Grigg's Both Phones.-Adv. When words fail—send a box of Dolly Varden chocolates. Reynolds Bros.-Adv. She'll appreciate a box of candy if bought at Reynolds Bros: Why? 'Cause its sure to be the best...Adv. Francisco & Co. Livery, Hacks and Garage 812 VERMONT STREET Phone 139 Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx O where you like, in any company; if you wear the kind of clothes we sell, you'll be sure your appearance has created the best kind of an impression. The young woman at the left is wearing Model W 13. It's a single breasted overcoat with a soft front, three buttons through, adjustable collar, raglan sleeves—splendid for smart street wear or motoring. Hart Schaffner & Marx have provided us with correct styles in fall wear for men; also some attractive models in men's coats for women. ONE PRICE Shorthand and Typewriting Bookkeeping and Banking Penmanship and Spelling n fact, a complete commercial train- ing system. Lawrence Business College Want Ads A fresh supply of films—open all day Sunday—Wilson's.—Adv. Mail your want ad with 25 cents enclosed to the Daily Kansan—want ads are payable in advance. WANTED - A young woman to iron Fridays or on Saturday. 10:30 a.m. 10:50 a.m. 10:75 a.m. 10:90 a.m. 11:05 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:35 a.m. 10:55 a.m. 10:75 a.m. 10:90 a.m. 11:05 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:35 a.m. 10:55 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:35 a.m. 10:55 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:35 a.m. 10:55 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:35 a.m. 10:55 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:35 a.m. 10:55 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:40 a.m. 10:60 a.m. 10:80 a.m. 10:90 a.m. 11:05 a.m. 11:20 a.m. 10:35 a.m. 10:5 LOST—Cloth bound note book, at or near front entrance to Snow Hall. Please return to Kansan office. The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx good clothes FOR SALE-An almost new Ben- nett portable typewriter. Just the thing for a student. $10 takes it. Phone 1067 Bell. 19* Fridays or Saturday. 1 The Ic six hours work. Phone 1067 Bell. LOST—Between Pi Phi house and Dean Tempelin's, by way of McCormick to harrow, Harrow. Hazel E., Carson on back, Call Bell or Home 99. Reward. 19-3$ WANTED-Students to sell tickets for the concert course. A cash commission of 5 per cent is paid. Apply to Dean Skilton. 19-3* WANTED—Text books in Greek History and Robinson's History of Western Europe. Bell 2532. 3* Rent a No. 5 Oliver in perfect condition three months for $4.00. The Oliver Typewriter Company, Vansa City, Mo. e-o Come in when it's convenient; we can fit you and save money for you The young man wears a single breasted soft front coat, three buttons, two to button; trim, snug trousers that hang "just right." LOST—An oxford grey hat, marked Hudson & Kuhman. Return, o 140 Lau. FOR RENT—Two rooms with sleeping porch. 1022 Ohio. Board in house at $3.50. 14-5 Rooms for Rent PECKHAM'S PRINTING A. G. ALRICH Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing, Seals, Badges 744 MASS STREET Frank Koch "The Tailor" Full Line of Fall Suitings W. C. M. CONNELL, Physician and Surgeon. Office, 819 Mass. St. Bell 399, Home 9342, Residence 1346 Town 938, Home 939. BROCK, HOCK, Opternist and Specialist in Scientific Glass Fitting. Office 802 Mass. St. Bell phone 695. HARRY REDING, M. D. Eye, car, nose and throat. Glasses fitted. Office, F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell 513, Home 512. G. ANDREW, M. D. Eye, ear and throat specialist. Glasses fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Bldg. DR. H. W. HAYNE, Ocailist, Lawrence, Kansas. J. W. O'BRYON, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 833 Massachusetts Street. Both phones, office and residence. M. D. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. A. Bldg. Residence, 1201 Ohio St. Both phones, 35. DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12, F. A. A. Bldg. Residence 1301 Tenn. Phones 317. DR. H. L. CHAMBERES, Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones. S. T. GLIISPIE, M. D. Office corner Vermant and Warren St. Residence 728 Ind. Phones 596. PROFESSIONAL CARDS SIX STORES MRS ELLISON, Dressmaking and Ladies' Tailoring. Evening gowns a speciality, 1032 Vermont. Phone Bell '411 West. CLASSIFIED Ladies Tailor A list of choice fruits at the California Fruit Stand - Adv. Mrs. Emma Brown- Schulz, Dressmaking and Ladies Tail- oring. Suits and Boats to Baskets Bell 914. 913 Mass. St. Next door to Anderson's Bakergy. MEALS and SHORT ORDERS Sunday Dinnera a Specialty Ice Cream Mrs. M. Brockelsby-Wilson, Kiester College of ladies tailoring and dress-making. Over 909 Mass. St. Bell 2109. MORGAN'S SPECIAL MEAL TICKETS 13 4 5 Mass. St. Bell 262 Student Headquarters SANITARY CAFE A Nice Clean Place to Eat FOR ORT OF HUNTER Across from Kress House 910 Mass. Jewelers ED. W. PARSONS, Engraver, Watchmaker and Jeweler, Diamonds and Jewelry. Bell Phone 717. 717 Mess. Plumbers PHONE KENNEY PLUMBING CO., for gas goods and Mazda lamps. 927 Mass. Phones 658. Hair Dressers HAIRDRESSING, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hair goods, "Marinello" toilet preparations. For appointments call Bell 1372, Dress Shop 51. The Select Hair Dressing Shop. 927 Mass. St. Barber Shops Barber Shop o where they all go. J. C. HOUCK 012 898 913 Mass. GO WHILE you get the Best. Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 838 Mass. St. Cafes For a good clean place to eat, where you don't get "crumped" go to the MARKET CAFE, Room 1, Perkins Buildings. Millinery WANTED-Ladies to call at Mrs. McCormick's up-to-date millinery parlers to inspect our new line of hats. 831 Mass St. Shoe Shop FORNEY SHOE SHOP. 1017. Manas. Stay don't make a mistake. All work with you. Florists A. WHITCOMB & SON, Florists plants, cut flowers, floral designs, etc., 844 Tennessee St. Phones Bell 275, Home 580.