UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
AURORA TODAY
THE COLLEGE THEATRE
BURNING
DAYLIGHT
Jack London's Interesting Story. - A powerful story of the Klondike. Paramount Production.
Come to the Fashion Show on Thursday night from 8 until 10
The Smart Suits and Coats The Clever Dresses The Handsome Gowns and Waists The Rich Silks and Trimmings
--displayed in the windows and interior of our store will be on sale during Fashion Show days Friday and Saturday.
Innes, Bullene & Hackman
The Christian Bible Chair
MYERS HALL
Arthur Braden,
Ph. D., Dean
The following courses are offered free to all University students;
1. The Life and Teaching of Jesus.
2. Old Testament Characters.
3. The Ethics of Jesus
3. The Ethics of Jesus.
4. The History of Missions.
5. The Church and Social Problems.
6. Elementary Hebrew.
Enroll immediately so that you may get full benefit of the classes.
Mr. Braden may be seen at Myers Hall for personal consultation.
A "K. U." affair—the D. A. R. Ball at F. A. A. Hall Oct. 30—$1.50 per couple..Adv.
STATIONERY
Robidoux linen, an extra fine quality, for 25c the lb. box
Let Us Show You
Raymond's Drug Store 819 Massachusetts St.
A Good Place to Eat at Anderson's Old Stand Johnson & Tuttle Proprietors 715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET
R. E. Protsch
The Students'
Tailor
Francisco & Co.
Livery, Hacks and Garage
812 VERMONT STREET
Phone 139
Tales Out o' School
Counted the Bumps
Counsel the William S. Cady, a junior in the College of Nursing pedometer. Yesterday he rode six blocks on a Lawrence street car. When he alighted, the instrument registered three miles.
Beats Uncle Sam
But Hank Wanted Tough Ones
Hank Maloy, cartoonist for the
Kansas last year, visited the sanctum
yesterday. The first thing he did
was to call the boys around and per-
petrate this one:
Beats Uncle
W. B. W. Brown, superintendent of the Department of Mental Health Press, has a future business man in a small son who was sent to mail three letters and given the money with which to buy the stamps. When he returned home he handed his father the money. "Here dad," he said, "I put them in the box when nobody was looking."
"One day I was putting up cha-tauqun tents and we ran out of stakes." Hank replied. "I went over to a saw mill to get to help said, and made me some square tables. I told him that I preferred a round stake."
round sakes:
"Then go over to the butcher shop," he replied, "they've got some fine ones there."
Not Celts
Two girls were talking the other day, one a freshman. The older one mentioned the Keltz fraternity "Oh," the freshman said, "do they have an Irish club here?"
Thinks Daddy Has a Snap
Thinks Daddy Has a Snap
Frank Strong, Jr., six-year old son of the Chancellor, went to school for the first time the other day. "I've always heard a whole lot about school at home," little Frank told his father when the day was over. "But I don't think there's anything to it."
One on Freshie
When a freshman, who lives on Kentucky street, returned from dinner yesterday, a sophomore in the house told him that a telephone call had come for him while he was out. "Call 1318 and ask for Frank," advised the soph. The freshman called. Chancellor Strong was not at home.
A Conspiracy of Silence
A Conspiracy or Story
Filial training of parents is not being neglected in existence. One girl was relating the events of some escapade with concluded with a retreat from her mother as to where she had been.
"And I told her," was the conclusion, given with grave dignity, "I told her, 'It is best that you should not know.'"
Thus is the innocence of parents guarded from too early a knowledge of the evils of the world.
Does He Drive With One Hand?
There is one young man who drives a Marmor Six around Mount Oread with just one young lady to take up all that space. Why waste all that gasoline on empty seats.
Lefty is a Busy Man Eighteen hours is the maximum amount of work which a student may carry, but here is Lefty Sproul playing basketball, baseball, football, tinkering around McCook, and running for a job. Sometimes he studies a little.
Professor Davis Wasn't Running.
Here's another Alabama yarn by Prof. W, W. D. Lewis of the department of history. Politicians in a small town were trying to pull the wires. They'd told the negroes to buy circus tickets so that they could get into the voting booths when election day came. Instead of registering, the dark gens bought their tickets and when election day came, not a colored man got inside of the polls.
He Knows His Nose is Long
Cromwell had a wart on the end of his nose, and he was not ashamed of it. In fact, he asked his painter to paint him wart and all. Now, Prof. W. W. Davis of the department of history does not claim that he wart on his nose, nor does he say he would be thus distinguished, but he does assert that by actual measurement of the residents of Mobile, Alabama, his proboscis proved to be the largest.
Pimento Cheese with Butter-Krust
Grigg's—Adv.
Pimenta Cheese with Butter-Krust Bread sandwiches make good sandwiches, Dunnires...Adv.
Send the Daily Kansan home.
Complete line of Tobacco, Cigars, Pipes
ALSO MANUFACTURES OF
Pierson's Success, Hand Made,
Robert Hudson Cigars Aug.J. Piera 902 Mass.
Too Bad
That small boy, who after having eaten three pieces of bread and jelly was refused a fourth one by his mother, has always had our sympathy. Now comes Butch Stueve, three years on the Varsity, who cannot play this year because of the conference three-year ruling. He, too should be remembered in our prayers.
Shapeliness
in a garment—be it coat, vest or pants—is its principal merit. But all kinds of garments are liable to lose their shape through the wear and tear of business. If you soil or wrinkle your clothing, send them to us and notice how quickly we will press them back to their original skimpliness and newness. Yet the trifle you pay for the service is wonderful.
BOULTINGHOUSE Cleaners and Dyers
VARSITY
Wednesday Only
Wednesday Only
SHUBERT-BRADY—Four-Reel Feature
"Jess of the Mountain Country"
Featuring Helen and Delores Costella and the Thanhouser Kidlets Wednesday, one day only; Piano and Pipe Organ Music
Made in the Biograph Studio, Complete in Four Reels
FRIDAY—KLAW AND ERLANGER THEATRE ATTRACTIONS
"LORD CHUMLEY"
KAW VALLEY ICE CREAM CO.
470. Fiber Phone 10 W. 9tth
470 Either Phone 10 W. Su.
We specialize on clubs and fraternity orders. Let us handle that next order. ICE CREAM AND OYSTERS
High School Debaters!
Membership in the Kansas High School Debating League closed October 15. Send application to your district director at once.
UNIVERSITY EXTENSION DIVISION University of Kansas, Lawrence
Want Art Editor
The management of the Jayhawker has no art editor yet, and are looking for any student who can take up the drawing work of the annual. Any candidate should apply to Leon Harsh or Blair Hackney.
Rest room for tired students—Grigis's—Adv.
"Meet me at Griggs."—Adv.
Married Men Are Bashful
Married Men Are Bashir
So far the request that all married men students leave their names at the Registrar's office has been ignored. Mrs. Mitchell urges that this be done at once so the K. U. Dames may have a list of all those eligible to membership.
THE Lawrence Merchants' Association Style Show
Have you seen the swell smoking room at Grigg's? Its yours to use. —Adv.
Formal Opening, Thursday Evening, October 8th.
Style Show, Friday and Saturday, October 9 and 10.
FREE ENTERTAINMENT
PLENTY OF MUSIC
EVERYBODY'S COMING
Foot Ball---Kansas vs. Emporia College
Saturday, October 10
McCook Field, 2:45 p. m.