UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
TODAY TODAY AURORA
Paramount Pictures Daniel Frohman Presents Henriletta Crossman in THE
UNWELCOME MRS. HATCH IN FOUR PARTS
Swede Wilson's For Billiards Phones 540
FRIDAY: "One Wonderful Night"
Frank Koch "The Tailor" Full Line of Fall Suitings
Send $1.00 for 50 Suit-Case Labels from
the store or two allie. Put on that travelled look.
SAY FELLOWS
C. C. BREWER
C. C. BREWER
BOX 394
MANHATTAN, KAS
Merchants
National Bank
MORGAN'S
Sunday Dinners a Specialty Ice Cream DINNER MAIL MEAL TICKETS
Complete line of Tobacco, Cigars, Pipes ALSO MANUFACTURES OF Pierson's Success, Hand Made, Robert Hudson Cigars Aug. J. Pierson 902 Mass
SPECIAL MEAL TICKETS
1345 Mass. St. Bell 262
Florsheim Shoes FOR MEN WHO CARE
Many years experience in selling and wearing Florsheim shoes has convinced us there is no better line in the world at
New Florsheim
$5.00 the Pair
We have other fine shoes, including the Clapp Shoes at $6.50 a pair.
A big shipment of Florsheim Shoes has just been received.
STARKWEATHER'S
The Home of Good Shoes
Fall Garments Are Ready for You. Styles that are smart and especially designed for College Girls.
We show a most attractive range of the Newest Suit Styles in models designed for small women in Broadcloths, Gaberdines, and Serges. Priced at 15.00, 18.00, 20.00, 25.00, and up to 37.50.
Coat styles that are adapted to the ideas of the younger set.Smart Balmacaaans.Loose Tweed Coats. Belted Russian models and mannish effects. 10.00 15.00 18.00 20.00
DRESSES. Never have we assembled such a clever and varied collection of dresses for every occasion. For street, for visiting or evening wear. Practical dresses of serge at 6.50, 10.00, 12.00, 15.00
Onnes, Dullene & Hackman
FOOTBALL
Big home game at Haskell
Emporia State Normal $ ^{v}_{\mathrm{s}} $ Haskell Indians
Friday, Oct. 2
3 p. m.
Specialseats are being arranged on both sides of field for this game. Plenty of auto space will be reserved.
Admission 50c
See what "Big Bill" Hargiss and his team can do with Bert Kennedy's Red Skins. It will be a good stiff game, and perhaps your last chance to see Haskell here.
Tales Out o' School
During enrollment Prof. C. A. Dykes, glancing over the list of credits of a certain bright junior, suddenly that all of her grades had been one
The Retort Feminine
"Something wrong, here," he said,
frowning. "Don't you know that you have to have 80 hours of ones and twos in order to graduate? You had better get busy and get a few two's. You're shy a good many."
"That will soon be remedied, I think," answered the bright junior, "I've just enrolled in your American Government class."
Pathetic Plight of the Monks
Pathetic Plight of the Monks
Clinging to the wires of their cage,
high upon the walls of 'Fowler
Shops, three monkeys gate with flair
down upon the they pass between the
only reminder left them of their
jungles is the hot sun glaring from
the stone wall.
At one time or another every building on the campus has sheltered them and turned them out. They are now daily threatened with expulsion from the shops. They are not there on account of the affectionate interest of professor or janitor. The satire little animal assures, awaiting such time as Professor Hunter sees fit to inoculate them with the germs of pellagra. They are to furnish the material for the study of death by that disease.
Accuracy First
The following is quoted from the Binghampton Press as an effect of the "recent campaign for journalistic accuracy." Battle scared heroes of war and war棋 objections and the banquet troops in the state armory last night."
"Houses is Houses"
Apropos of the complaint that residences of moderate size are difficult to find in Lawrence, the following highly vivid description is furnished in a student's exercise: "There is considerable similarity of structure in Lawrence houses... They are for the most part two and three story structures, a porch and balcony being common features."
Bible's Universal Appeal
**Bible's Universal Appeal**
"What class of students need the Bible most?" asked a Kunan reporter of the University Y. M. C. A.
"Every class," replied Con. "Every student who comes on the Hills need and can profit by the reading of the Bible. There can be no discrimination between classes in a matter of such great importance as this. The Scriptures have a special appeal when it is applied. No matter what a man's environment may be, he needs what the Bible alone can give him."
This is Horrible!
Instead of the time-honored custom of officially greeting new students by an impressive talk from the college prepares. Miami University freshmen were welcomed this year by talks from the senior president and other prominent studies. Is this a new punishment for the poor freshies?
Short but Sweet
Prof. S. L. Whitcomb found this answer in one of his quizzes: "Dean Swift wrote in a simple sinicre style and finally went insane."
To have a motion failing of passing unanimously because the secretary could not spell the word "unanimously" for the minutes was the experience of the Kansan Board of Publication at its meeting last night. The motion was put to do away with the office of high school editor. Every one present said "I to the affirmative of the question. But the secretary had to change his vote to "No" to escape the embarrassing task of calling on some one to spell "unanimously" for him."
Cap You Spell Unanimnusly
Raspberry ice cream. Reynolds Bros.—Adv.
Make dates now for the Halloween Ball of the Daughters of the American Revolution. Benefit of the scholarship fund.—Adv.
Gym shoes and suits that look right and wear, at Carroll's—Adv.
Get your gym clothes and shoes here and get Spalding's guaranteed goods. Carroll's.-Adv.
Notice Freshmen!
Boats
These autumn days are just right for boating. Boathouse at foot of Ohio Street. 14-4
Vote for TOM MULLOY for Junior Prom Manager...Adv.
Four varieties of cream at our fountain. Reynolds Bros.-Adv.
The finest chocolates and in best condition at Wilson's Drug Store. Adv.
Silk Crepe de Chine $150
Soft, lustrous crepe de chine of pure silk 40 inches wide. So very popular for waists, street dresses and light evening shades for dancing gowns. All the new shades in Russian green, tete de negré, French blue, light gray, brown, Copenhagen, old rose, purple, black, white, ivory, nile, pink, blue and lavender. Before you buy, be sure and see the grade we are selling at $1.50 yd.
WEAVER'S
FOR TAXICAB Call Either PHONE 100 PEERLESS GARAGE
PEERLESS GARAGE
CLARK
LEANS
LOTHES
Phone 355
PUNCH TICKET $1.50 TEN PRESSES
C LARK
LEANS
LOTHES
All Pressing Done by Hand]
CLARK
LEANS
LOTHES
730 Mass St.
CLARK
CLEANS
LOTHES
"Bert" vs. "Bill"
At Haskell next Friday a real football game will be played for the first time in years between Bert Kennedy's Redskins and Bill Hargiss' Normalites. Don't fail to see it.
Go to the
For Good Things to Eat
Francisco & Co.
Livery, Hacks and Garage
812 VERMONT STREET
Phone 139
HOME BAKERY
A. G. ALRICH
PUNITRIG
For Good Things to Eat
C. M. Williamson 933 Mass. St.
PRINTING
Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing,
Seals, Badges
744 MASS. STREET
SHUBERT  Matines
Ved. & Sat.
Dir. & Bert.
The Bird of Paradise
THE DRAMATIC NOVEL OF THE
DECADE
PRICES--25C TO $1.00, WED. MAT. 1
Near Bernard in "The Belle of Bond
Street."
We Guarantee to Save You from $5.00
to $7.50 on Your Suit or Overcoat!
WHY? One price only. $1500 and that price cash ...
Think this over and compare these garments with those selling elsewhere at $20.00 or $22.50.
M. J. SKOFSTAD 829 Massachusetts St.
Lawrence :: Kansas
"England Wakes Up"
Like a thunderbolt came the dispatch. "Two Thousand British Casualties." What happened then is told in a letter from Samuel G. Blythe in this week's
Saturday Evening Post On Sale Thursday
GRIGG'S
827 Massachusetts St.
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