UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TODAY TODAY AURORA - Paramount Pictures Daniel Frohman Presents Henrietta Crossman in THE UNWELCOME MRS. HATCH IN FOUR PARTS FRIDAY: "One Wonderful Night" KAW VALLEY ICE CREAM CO. 470 Either. Phone 10 W.9th We specialize on clubs and fraternity orders. Let us handle that next order. ICE CREAM AND OYSTERS $30 TO California Oregon Washington AND British Columbia Low Fares to Other Points Very liberal step-stop-other, pritiques. Tickets good in all locations. Baggage free from Lawrence to all California common points. Rock back trays, insurance, safety. Fare to all locations. On Sale Sept. 24 to Oct.8,1914 W. W. Burnett AGENT Lawrence, Kans. Student Headquarters SANITARY CAFE A Nice Clean Place to Eat LUNCHES - SHORT ORDER Across from Kress Store 916 Mass C. W. Steeper C. W. Steeper Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club For up-to-date men and women 10 years K. U.-Satisfactory results Satisfaction Guaranteed Arl H. Frost and Karl L. Williams, Agents 042 - 024 - 924 LA K. U. Barber Shop and Bath Rooms The Only Electric Mass- age Machine in the City 727 Massachusetts Street Razors Honed. Ground and Exchanged W. F. Weise, Prop. Shorthand and Typewriting Bookkeeping and Banking Penmanship and Spelling In fact, a large number of special train- ing 188C can be had at Lawrence Business College "The Tailor" Frank Koch Full Line of Fall Suitings We Guarantee to Save You from $5.00 to $7.50 on Your Suit or Overcoat! $15^{00} WHY? One price only, and that price cash . . . Think this over and compare these garments with those selling elsewhere at $20.00 or $22.50. M. J. SKOFSTAD 829 Massachusetts St. Lawrence Kansas For President of the Class Francisco & Co. Livery, Hacks and Garage 812 VERMONT STREET Phone 139 Tales Out o' School Prof. George N. Watson, Dean L. E. Sayre, and Prof. L. D. Havenhill were called to Atchison today for testimony in the Dick trial. Pug Ferguson, a former managing editor of the Kansan, is now employed upon the Dala (Texas) Dispatch. In a letter he tells the following story of the way they do things in Texas. Pug says that he was assigned to cover a murder case. The murderer, a negro, was known, and the police were after him. Pug went down to the police station and started out with two detectives who were working on the case. The three took a street car and started to the scene of the crime. On the way out the detectives were telling of the desperate record of the criminal, when suddenly the car came to a jerky stop, and the motorman and conductor ran around to the front end. Being a good newspaper man, Pug followed them to see what was the matter. A negro had been run down and killed and, "the funny thing about him," Pug says, is this; "that negro was the very criminal that we were after." A seven mile walk as a regular daily exercise is not at all unusual for Prof. H, P. Cady of the department of chemistry. Some days his exercise is more difficult than the day that he has walked eight or ten miles. Professor Cady has for some time carried a small pedometer with him in his daily work. Each evening he has looked at the tiny instrument and has recorded its reading so as to get a good average. During commencement week last spring Professor Cady found that he exceeded its seven mile average by three miles a day. His average daily walk during the summer is the pedometer to register seven miles. What would make that in a year? Well, there are 313 working days in the year. Multiply 313 by seven and you will see that he exceeds the 2000 mile standard set by many doctors. Are you afraid of hornets? No? Well, maybe you think so now, but you might not if you discovered a nest of them on your front porch, as the Sigma Nus did the other day. A few of the most daring men approached the enemy cautiously, bearing brooms, door mats, and such engines of war, but their first attack met with such ferocious retaliation that they retired in disorder to the middle of the street. The perfunctory advances and numerous perfunctory advancements were decided to abandon the fort to the enemy, as their position was not a strategic one anyway. All subsequent news from the field has been censored so heavily that there is nothing left to publish. Rest room for tired students.—Grigr's—Adv. Seeing the movies will be one of the features of Dean L. E. Sayre's reception to the faculty and students of the department of chemistry Wednesday night. Dean Sayre has given a reception each year to the workers in his department, but this year he is planning a novel entertainment. During the reception the guests will hold a get-together meeting at the city M. Y. C. A., from which place they will go in a line party to the Grand Theatre. Russell Gear says that "Macron" Gregory of the Student Union must be a smart man. Mr. Gregory claims to know by memory 680 different moves in the game of checkers, and Gear (who) has said that he knows that such a memory should constitute a claim to brilliancy. When you drink McNish's aerated distilled water, you may be assured of the very best. Phone 198.-Adv. Your Drinking Water Have you seen the swell smoking room at Griggs's? It's yours to use. Women students who want to play tennis will have to bear the rigors of outdoor sport for a few days longer, as the indoor courts for the new tennis club are not yet ready for use. Dr. Alice L. Goetz intends to substitute indoor tennis for a part of the regular gymnasium class work this winter. This will be welcome news to a great many of the girls. "Meet me at Griggs."—Adv. Landon Laird, last year's sporting editor of the Kansan, writes from Kansas City that he is content with his position on the Star and will probably not return to school this year. Laird has handled several good stories for his paper, and is making good in his work. Private telephone booth at Grigg's. Both phones.-Adv. The enrollment for the fall term at the Kansas State Agricultural College has reached 2185, as against 2226 at the same time last year. This Will Show With Whom You Vote A new shipment of films at Squires Studio, 1035 Mass. St.-Adv. Below is reproduced Article IV of the rules of the Student Council for tre election of class officers. This will show students with which class they will vote. Election will be held a week from next Friday: Engineering School: All students having credit for 27 hours work, shall vote as sophomores. All students having credit for 76 hours work shall vote as alumni. All students having credit for 107 hours work shall vote as seniors. College: All students having credit for 20 hours work shall vote as sophomores. All students having credit for 50 hours work shall vote as juniors. All students having credit for 80 hours work shall vote as seniors. Law: All students having credit for 17 hours work shall vote as sophomores. All students having credit for 44 hours work shall vote as juniors. All students having credit for 71 hours work shall vote as seniors. Pharmacy: All students having credit for 26 hours work shall vote as sophomores. All students having credit for 62 hours work shall vote as juniors. All students having credit for 84 hours work shall vote as seniors. In the two year course each student shall be given 72 hours additional credit after his first year in the Pharmacy School. In the three year course each student shall be given 36 hours credit after his first year in the School of Pharmacy. This shall not hold if the student enters the Pharmacy School with 17 or more hours credit. Medics; All first year medics shall vote as juniors. All students completing 26 hours work in the School of Medicine shall vote as seniors. Note: This shall not conflict in any way with our own policies. Or use other colleges. Fine Arts: All students having credit for 16 hours work shall vote as sophomores. All students having credit for 40 hours shall vote as juniors. All students having credit for 64 hours work shall vote as seniors. Graduate Students.: All students holding a degree from K. U, or any other college shall vote as seniors. offer college math Students entering K. U. from other schools shall vote in the class i which their credit hours place them. Special Students: All special students shall carry 10 hours work before being classed as freshmen. Special students having 16 hours work shall be classified within the school in which they carry the major portion of their work. If a student changes schools, the director number of hours required between the two schools will be as sophomore, multiplied by the number of years enrolled and added to, or subtracted from his credit hours. All students not having enough credit hours to vote as sophomores shall vote as freshmen. K. U. DAMES WILL CONVENE Wives of Students Will Hold Social Meeting on Wednesday of Next Week K. U. Dames will meet at the home of Mrs. Clarence S. Stewart, 1028 Mississippi on Wednesday afternoon of next week. The K. U. Dames is a branch of the Intercollegiate Association of Dames which has organizations at the Universities of Hardenwood, Yale, Cornell, Princeton Illinois, and Chicopee. All women who and chicopee students of the University are invited to become members of the club. Meetings are held twice a month. A. K. U. affair—the D. A. R. Ball at F. A. A. Hall, Oct. 31st. $1.50 per couple.-Adv. UNIVERSITY WOMEN WILL EAT OF THE JUICY WIENIE All of the university are invited to attend a wienie roast to be given Saturday morning. The crowd will assemble in front of the Gym at nine o'clock and proceed from there to an appropriate place. All of them to go are asked and their name, address, Hakubush or Naomi before Saturday, so that those in charge of the affair will know how many to prepare for. The event of the season—the Halloween Ball of the D. A. R. at F. A. A. Hall, Oct. 31st, $1.50 per couple. —Adv. MRS EUSTACE BROWN WILL RECEIVE FRESHMAN WOMEN A reception to all freshman women will be given by Mrs. Eustace Brown, adviser of women, in her rooms at 114 Fraser Hall,ridge. Mrs. Frank Strong and the sophomore women will assist on the receiving line. Coffee and sandwiches. California Fruit Stand...Adv. TODAY ONLY VARSITY TODAY ONLY Charles Dicken's Immortal Book The Chimes Featuring Tom Terriss and entire David Copperfield cast, produced by the Shubert Theatre Attraction in five reels. FRIDAY: "The Bond of Love" all star Yale student cast by Yale Dramatic Association. PEERLESS GARAGE FOR TAXICAB Call Either PHONE 100 CLARK CLEANS LOTHES Phone 355 PUNCH TICKET $1.50 TEN PRESSES CLARK LEANS LOTHES All Pressing Done by Hand! CLARK CLEANS LOTHES 730 Mass St. "Bert" vs. "Bill" At Haskell next Friday a real football game will be played for the first time in years between Bert Kennedy's Redskins and Bill Hargiss' Normalites. Don't fail to see it. CLARK CLEANS LOTHES Burt Wadhams The COLLEGE INN BARBER Go to the HOME BAKERY For Good Things to Eat C. M. Williamson 933 Mass. St. A. G. ALRICH PRINTING Binding. Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving. Steel Die Embossing. Seals. Badges 744 MASS. STREET SHUBERT Matinee Wed. & Sat The Bird of Paradise THE DRAMATIC COVELOY OF THE PRICES--25C TO $1.50, WED. MAT. 1 Next; Sam Bernard in "The Belle of Bond Dainty Jewelry Adds Much to Your Personal Charm— IF well selected, it imparts an air of good breeding and refinement to both men and women. You will be greatly in- interested in the new designs we are now showing. Their inspection will afford you pleasure and does not oblige you to purchase. Can you not come today? The College Jeweler