NIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University
EDITORIAL STAFF
REAL STATE
JOE GLEIBERMAN **Editor-in-Chief**
GARVIN LAMBERT **Editor Editor**
MENDEY MUNNEY
W. D'YERNE Business Manager
J. WYETH Business Manager
CHAR. S. SVERBYT Advertising Manager
REPORTORIAL STAFF
LEON HARRIS
GILBERT GILBERT
GILDER GLUCKY
GLUCKY CULANT
CHARLES Sweet
CHARLES Sweet
RUX MIDDLE
RUX MIDDLE
FRANK B. HENDERSON
BRIAN HAYES
HELEN HAYES
M.W., S.CAFFY
M.S., CRAFT
HENRY HENDERSON
SAM INGALLS
Entered as second-class mail master Sep-
ter 1948. Received as third-class mail
Kansas, under the act of March 3
Phone, Bell K. U. 25 Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kans.
Published in the afternoon, five times a week. Pamela Kramas, from the press of the department
Subscription price $2.50 per year in advance; one term, $1.50.
The Daily Kannan aims to picture the students in a real-life situation, go to Kansas to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the district elections; be clean to be cheerful; be charitable; be to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable;
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 23, 1914.
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.—Old Proverb.
SENIORS, GET YOUR RECEIPTS
The 1915 Jayhawker needs the support of every senior on the Hill. Financially it starts off in a proseperous condition. Editorially many new features are being added to the book and it looks like a big year for a successful annual.
The business manager and the editor in chief are working hard on the book to make it a little bit different from the common run of annuals, and to make it a success financially. The management can do much in accomplishing this and it is doing so. But not everything can be done by the two men elected by the senior class to get out their Jayhawker.
Every senior should make it his personal business to do what he can in helping the management. Right now is the time to pay the six dollar fee; the business manager will be busy within a few weeks tending to other matters connected with the book, such as printing and engraving contracts and advertising. He would like to get the senior pledges out of the way, and in this manner every fourth-year man can help a great deal.
Seniors, pay your six dollar fee now!
MORE MEN NEEDED
More men must turn out before Wheaton can produce a good team. He cannot make it out of nothing.
Manager Hamilton has issued a call for more football players. The need is imperative. Last night only fourteen men were out for the line.
The fact that players fear they "can't make the team" should not keep them from trying. The University needs men, and they should respond.
And those students who cannot go out-perhaps your roommate, or a good friend is eligible. Send him out.
Manager Hamilton will not have to issue a second call for men. Cooperation between students and coaches is absolutely necessary, he says. Here is a chance to help.
SUPPORT THE TEAM
Manager Hamilton plans to start off the football season with a rush A big parade October third will usher in the first game.
The contest may be comparatively easy, but it is by no means won until the whistle blows on the last play. The fact that the University machine expects an easy victory would make defeat all the more distasteful.
Every student in the school can help. A place is reserved for him in the parade. Think of the impression it would make if fifteen hundred students would come to the field in a body.
The team needs every student's support to be successful and passive support is not apparent. Get in the
parade! Help give the Rock Chalk, and sing the Crimson and the Blue!
According to a Daily Kansan cub, Chancellor Strong and the Board will be followed by distinguished visitors in the parade Saturday, "among them the president of William Jewell, Governor George H. Hodges, and staff."
The Daily Kansan again warns the Ichabods against getting excited over the prospects of defeating K. U. in football. K. U. almost invariably wins all of its practice games.
The Daily Kansan announces that Prof. H. C. will survey Kansas gas. Which one of the numerous candidates will he visit first?
"K. U, Students Fuss While Europe Fights"-Daily Kansan headline. There is considerable fusing in Europe, too.
Professor Flint announced the first of the week that the advertising class would meet on the 5th floor of Fraser. The class went straight up in the air.
"Frowsy Sweetheart Make Frowsy Wives," reads a headline. But, the coptimistic lover wants to know, don't hair dressing styles ever change?
Because the annual has money, a headline concludes that all is well. That's usually the case.
Armageddon
By Willard Wattles.
the gods of war have tossed the apple of death
Into the peaceful laps of reluctant nations
The clock of Europe is set back six thousand years
and the Servian peasants leave un-
rathered harvests
To be mown down in an unnameable garnering.
I see a sorrowing face lifted in a far garden.
hear a voice upon a lonely hill,
I hear a voice upon it* almost ill,
Nay, I see uncountable millions of
Of women and huddled children and helpless old people.
And the pale unafraid faces of strong men going to be cut down.
It is the desperate rally of expiring feudalism,
It is the last crucifixion of the rights of man.
It is the resurrection and the day of judgment
Pronounced upon the war-gods by unescapable wisdom
That men may learn the imperative necessity of avoiding war.
Kansas is justly proud of the fact that hazing has become a relic of the past, with the May Day rush, and other small school customs. At the age of seventeen, the spirit still survives, as the following jusatch from Columbia testifies:
HAZING AT MISSOURI
The sophomores locked up the freshmen to keep them away from sophomore-freshman bag rush. When the mayor and police of Columbia discovered the captive freshmen they said the condition within the silo was such that some of the students at the university were freed by the city officials, including the mayor, chief of police and the chairman of the board of health.
Their arrest by the municipal police was the sequel to the annual lass rush which was held here yesterday. The university and police authorities will make a united cibort o ston all hazing this year.
Because they locked forty freshmen in the state farm silo and held them prisoners there half a day, four sophomores of the University of Missouri yesterday were arrested, fired and suspended from the University.
Forty-five freshmen also were locked up in a corncrib and guarded by seven sophomores. Wasps were released in the crib and the freshman freed themselves by knocking down a side of the crib. A fight then followed and several of the sophomore guards were bruised.
A CHANCE TO IMPROVE
A Kansas woman lecturer has said that "frowsy sweethearts make frowsy wives." Which is probably true. It is also true that waxen-doll sweethearts usually make waxen-doll wives. However, there is evidence for each variety to improve during her married life—Ottawa Herald.
“It's the little things that count,” remarked the kindergarten teacher, as she called the first class in arithmetic—Cornell Widow.
Inez—Did you say you would never marry a cross-eyed man?
Funny Things The College Jesters Say
Priscilla—Certainly. He might put the ring on the hand of the minister.
"I dropped my watch on the floor last night."
Not long ago, I was in a town and wanted a glass of beer. I came to a big building along the side of which I could see all of the other word 'Saloon.' I stepped inside to find that it was some other line of business, but one which is often run in connection with a saloon. I called for a glass of beer, and the prophetator told me how to whether he should shoot me, kick me into the street or call the police.
Did it stop?
"Sure, you boob. Did you think it went right through?"—Cornell Widow.
"Daughter, I was a stranger in that town; I didn't know that man or his business. I merely was guided by his sign. The man who accosted you is a stranger here, and daughter, as I said before, I have studied you and your ways."—Manchester Journal.
"You have changed a lot lately."
"Who told you that?"
"Told me what?"
"The, when you pass a man or a group of men, you giggle, toss your head, and perhaps remark to your girl companion that this is the slowest trick. And if some man accepts your challenge you want him shot.
"That I got a job as cashier."—Cornell Widow.
Don't pull his hair. You might ravel out his brains—Cornell Widow.
Dauton—I know the tangle and all the rest but what is the St. Vitus?
Doyle- It's the one you do with the nurse—Cornell Widow.
He—The doctor says I must cut out smoking.
"That is where I snine," remarked the young man, as he shoved his blue suit to the tailor—Cornell Widow.
She-Oh, dear. Can't you hold out until we get enough coupons for that beautiful dining room rug?—Michigan Tradesman.
FABLES UP TO DATE
By T. A. McNeal
A flock of chickens were tramping around after the mother hen, when one of them seized a good-sized worm and lit out with it in its beak. The chicken started to run after the one with the worm. Then the mother hen called to her offspring, saying: "If you little fools would put in your time digging round here instead of trying to take the worm away from your succeeds, they wouldn't have" your lee-warey and would have| your crabs a lot fuller."
Kansas Classics
Moral: It is a lot better to try to dig up something on your own account than to spend your time figuring on how you can get the best of somebody else and do him out of what he has accumulated.
A young lady, her cheeks flushed with indignation and her eyes flashing fire, burst in upon her parents and demanded, in no uncertain tones, that papa immediately go and lick a sword "smart" young man in that town.
WHO'S TO BLAME?
"Why papa, he flirted with me; he asked me 'which way, little one?' and offered to follow me. I want him whipped. He if I were only a man."
"Daughter," he said, calling the girl to his side, "no one on earth is more interested in you than your old dad. No one quicker to arise to your dense sense. But listen. This very clever person listens to you and this is what I have learned.
"You go down the street very scantily dressed. You deliberately expose as much of your person as is necessary to appeal to the cural in appearance. You put a large portion of your well developed breast, your arms and—by means of a slit in your skirt and transparent hose—a goodly share of your lower limbs are exposed to view. The portion of your body that is covered is such as a wavy and ever curve and angle is brought out in bold relief.
Mamma naturally got dad's hat and told him where the six-shoer lay hidden away. But papa didn't take the hint.
Get Acquainted With Regals
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PECKHAM'S
Frank Koch
"The Tailor"
Full Line of Fall Suitings
Shorthand and Typewriting Bookkeeping and Banking Penmanship and Spelling
In fact, a complete commercial train can be had at
Lawrence Business College
Merchants
National Bank
Swede Wilson's For Billiards Phones 540
Leave your name and guess on total football score at Carroll's, starting tomorrow.—Adv.
Student Headquarters
Student Headquarters
SANITARY CAFE
SANITARY CAFE
A Nice Clean Place to.Eat LUNCHES - SHORT ORDER Across from Kress Store 916 Mass
are fast in color and steadfast in service.
$1.50 up.
Cluett, Peabody & Co., Inc. Makers
Want Adds
WANTED—A student barber at once—Kaw Barber Shop, 910 Mass St. 7-6
FOR RENT-Eight fine rooms, well lighted and heated, exceptionally well lighted, exceptionally fine frat rooms. J. M. Neville, office in Stubbs' building, across from Court House. Bell 834.
Mail your want ad with 25 cents enclosed to the Daily Kansan—want ads are payable in advance.
FOR RENT—One double room, $10
per month; one room, single $5.
double $6; one small single $3.
Student Union — Adv.
LOST—Upon Sept. 17, a silver Z N bar pin. Please return to 1234 Miss. 8-8*
A Good Place to Eat at Anderson's Old Stand
LOST-One pair of eye glasses. Return to Kansan office. Reward.
Rent a Near. 5 Oliver in perfect condition three months for $4.00.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
Kansas City, Mo.
e-o
Johnson & Tuttle
Proprietors
715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET
The old reliable K. U. Barber Shop welcomes you fellows back and will be pleased to meet you and new recruits at the old stand, 727 Mass. St. Call and get acquainted. Adv.
at
Schulz makes Clothes
Remember That
913 Mass. St.
Lawrence, Kas.
Francisco & Co.
Livery, Hacks and Garage 812 VERMONT STREET Phone 139
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
W. C. M. CORNELLE, Physician and Surgeon. Office, 819 Mass. St. Bell 399, Home 9342. Residence, 1346 Tenn. St. Bell 1023, Home 639.
J. F. BROCK, Optometrist and Speci-
tor 802 Mass. St., Belton phone 695.
HARRY REDING, M. D. E. Eye, ear,
nose and throat. Glasses fitted.
Office, F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell
513, Home 512.
G, A. HAMMAN, M. D. Eye, ear
Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Bldg.
Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Bldg.
DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas.
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. A. Bldg. Resi-
sion, 1201 Ohio St. Both phones.
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 883
Both phones,
office and residence.
DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12, F. A. A.
Bldg. Residence 1130 Tenn. Phones
211.
DR. H, L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones.
S. T. GILLISPIE, M. D. Office center
S. T. GILLISPIE, M. D. Office center
St. Residence 728 12d, Phone 5063,
J. W. O'BRYAN, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507.
CLASSIFIED Ladies Tailor.
R. E. Protsch
Mrs. Emma Brown
Schulz, Dressmaking and Ladies Tail-
ing. 914. 913 Mass. St. Next door to
Anderson's Bakery.
The Students' Tailor
HOME BAKERY For Good Things to Eat
C. M. Williamson 933 Mass. St.
PRINTING
A. G. ALRICH
Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing,
Seals, Badges
744 MASS. STREET
Watkins
National Bank
Capital $100,000
Surplus and profits $100,000
The Student Depository
MORGAN'S MEALS and SHORT ORDERS Sunday Dinners a Specially Ice Cream Soda Confectionery SPECIAL MEAL TICKETS 1345 Mass. St. Bell 262
F. B. McCOLLOCH
THE REXALL STORE
Druggist
THE REXALLE STORE
847 Mass. St.
On the Corner
MRS ELLISON, Dressmaking and Ladies' Tailoring. Evening gowns a specialty, 1032 Vermont. Phone Bell 2411 West.
Jewelers
Mrs. M. Brockelsby-Wilson, Kierster College of ladies tailoring and dressmaking. Over 909 Mass. St. Bell 2109.
ED. W. PARSONS, Engraver,
Watchmaker and Jeweler. Diamonds
and Jewelry. Bell Phone 717. 717
Mass.
Plumbers
PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO., for gas goods and Mazda lamps. 937 Mass. Phones 658.
Hair Dressers
HAIRDRESSING, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hair goods, "Marinelli" toilet preparations. For appointments call Bell 1372. Home 51. The Select Hair Dressing Shop, 927 Mass. St.
Barber Shops
Go where they all go J. C. HOUCK 913 Mass.
GO WHERE you get the Best Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 838 Mass. St.
Cafes
For a good clean place to eat, where you don't get "ryped" go to the MARKET CAFE, Room 1, Perkins Building.
Millinery
WANTED - Ladies to call at Mrs McCormick's up-to-date millinery parlors to inspect our new line of hats. 881 Mass St.