UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Published in the afternoon five times a week in Kamas, from the press of the department.
The Daily Kamaas athletics to picture the challenges of going to go further than merely printing them. The students hold to play no favorites; to be clean, to be cheerful to others; to solve serious problems to water hands; in all, to serve to abide by the abilities of the students, at the University.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1914.
Learning by study must be won;
Twas neer entailed from son to
son—Gay's Fables.
THE ROOMING HOUSE PLAN
All champions of student government, and especially those who remember the events of last year in that connection, will be interested in the experiment about to be undertaken by the Women's Student Government Association and the Advisor of Women. The measure of success attained by the proposed rooming-house association will indicate the feeling of the women students in regard to self government and self discipline.
Some kind of so-called house government has been in existence for several years, but there has been no organized effort to establish and maintain standards of conduct among the women. It is this lack which the association is intended to supply. In addition, closer cooperation will be brought about between the body of women and their advisor, and the social life of the University will be more or less unified.
The first step toward realizing the new plan is for the girls to organize in groups of ten and elect their chairmen, who will meet Mrs. Brown at an early date and perfect the organization.
Now is the time for all good women to come to the aid of student government!
CONTROL DRAMATICS.
Dramatics is a legitimate form of student activity, and should be encouraged. Its existence at the University under present conditions, however, is precarious and not altogether satisfactory. Several organizations, active only while the production is being worked up, disappear until someone comes along to re-organize them. Debts are incurred down town, and the instability of the organization does not always enable them to be paid.
Why not make dramatics a University affair, like debate? Until this is done conditions cannot be materially changed. In the old days dramatics was much more important, and it would be important now if subjected to some sort of control.
HOLDING CLASSES.
Although school has been in session a little less than a week, some of the instructors have already begun to hold their classes overtime.
It is not fair. What would happen if a student would be habitually behind time every day? The students dare not complain when class is held overtime.
Walking from the second floor of the Administration Building to the third floor of Fraser in three minutes is not a feat the average student enjoys.
.COMMUNICATIONS WANTED.
COMMUNICATIONS WANTED.
The Daily Kansan urges students to make use of its communication
The paper endeavors to reflect student opinion, and wants to print ideas, suggestions and complaints from students.
Anonymous communications are barred, but the name of the writer will not be disclosed if he asks it to be withheld.
The free exchange of opinion on University affairs is beneficial to the institution.
The big war in Europe should cause the students to regard Company M., K. N. G., with more respect and esteem. For when a war does come which will involve America, it is the men of Company M and their like all over the country that will wage war for the Republic. Oxford students in England formed a regiment to fight against the Germans.
Mrs. Eustace Brown, advisor of women, is pleased with the way the women of the University respond to her suggestions. She has cause to be. Suggestions are more quickly accepted by Kansas students than restrictions on regulations. Mrs. Brown is following the right plan.
One thing certain may be said of he suggested plan of enrollment by nail. It could not be much worse han the system, if it may be called hat, now in use.
Our Own Budding Bards
OWED TO FRESHMEN
Who is this being, young and green,
Who climbs the hill with timid mien
And clutters up the peaceful scene?
The freshman
Who is the grafter's natural prey?
Who throws his father's cash away
on chapel ticket: (so they say)?
The freshman.
Who drives the rhetoric profs to drink?
Who spatters walls and floors with ink
Who puts decorum on the blink?
The freshman.
BUT who will play football next answer?
And with our foes the landscape smear?
Fhy, that's our little brother dear,
the freshman.
L'ENVOI
So let us treat him like a friend, and help his little faults to mend. We'll be proud of him in the end—
—Dennis Dante.
BY ONE OF THE WISE ONES
Ten years ago when a country dub I handled hash in a boarding-club, I had a table of faculty
I had a table of facts.
As worldly wise as they might be.
Whenever a speaker would come to town
I liked to take the discussion down. With sword to death," and "Oh humiliation."
That terrible critical faculty.
They were so wise that my chin would droop
Now, I have travelled some since then
And visited several kinds of men,
And women, too, I have no doubt.
One wouldn't exactly talk about.
Till I noticed their methods of taking soup.
Then all of a sudden they seemed to be
Not very uncommonly just like me.
So now when I hear the wise ones say
The same old things in the same old
I thank my stars that I can see The funny side of the faculty.
"Go Slow" is about the best general advice that can be retained to the class of '18. To be lost in the world, you must have what can happen to the new freshman.
Personal advertising has "queued" more men in the first few days of the college year than have all the other scheduled sins of omission and commission. A good man needs no advertising. If he is a good man advance noticees are neither necessary nor welcome.
GO SLOW, FRESHMAN
For they did keep down the weeds.
—Prossey Bill.
OF SOME USE, ANYHOW No more "fore" upon the campus All the golfers now have fled
For the golfers played on Sunday
And did other naughty deeds
Had they brought their legs up
The trite Wilsonian safety appli
No more hissing balls go flying O'er the green on Oread
ance of "watchful waiting" will save more freshmen than any other policy. After all, it is a much finer thing to be the freshman president. Oberlin Review.
Kansas Classics
ON MOUNT OREAD
Dr. Brixton W. Woodward
Verily, the State University "hath a pleasant seat." What university in all the land hath such an outlook; one embracing such a magnificent scope of country on every hand? The Loupper' damsmen'OME. The Cornell'; but this deponent, knowing naught of Ithaca, "sait not."
By Brinton W. Woodward
Our venerable poet, Holmes, said not long ago—contrasting in reminiscence the outlook from the Harvard of his earlier years with that now circumscribed on every hand by intrusive, neighboring brick walls—that it was a rare good fortune to a boy to be born and reared where he could have the prospect of a natural horizon. If this be so; if the daily contemplation, in early years, of pleasing and inspiring scenery will have its specific effect both inward and outward—in developing a love for the beauty and freedom of nature, and in a correlative widening of the mental horizon—the student at Kansas University are especially blessed in their opportunity. Certainly the natural horizon before them is wide enough to suggest and inspire mental "breadth of view."
The similitude of a morning landscape—looking eastward—to the aspect of human life as seen from the standpoint of youth, is no doubt sufficiently trite, and yet it often comes upon the Lounger with renewed significance, as suggested by the view from this noble hilltop. Fresh and dewy, sparkling yet distinct is the foreground, as its waves of perlure swell upward to his feet. Poor the landscape spreads a fair to his vision, without shadow of cloud upon its face; but its middle distance merges with the haze that lisses over the concealing all but the tops of intervening ridges—the dim landmarks that youth intends to make upon its journey.
Farther on, the broad horizon can scarce be even faintly traced, lost in the effulgent sunlight; the glance of youth radiates the bright future of Youth!
There is no perspective to this picture; the glow of faith has effaced it; youth needs none!
And confident Manhood; it too, scarce the want of "distance." Its landscape is symbolized by the view from the south and west windows of the University, just before noontide. A view of fertile fields and meadows to be tilled; and beyond, of stream, and if need hills to be crossed with easy endeavor to be us—beautiful slopes, graceful and noble "lines of descent" that make and mark the transition from hill to valley. How beautiful it all is; how practicable everything is; how easily accomplished! Everything is to our hand in this view; everything is possible. We reach forth our hand, and lo, it is done! Life, health, strength are ours; Nature, jocund Nature, herself is ours!
Her wreath of summer flowers, her robe of summer green."
"Tis in life's noontide she is nearest seen
And then comes the afternoon of life. The prospect is no longer all sunshine; shadows, clouds, and sometimes the darkness of storm sweeps over it; but afterward comes a "clearing-up," with nature embracing the harms and joys that nature enhanced by the channels of experience are deepened, the springs of life revered fully, even by the storms that pass over us. Life has more significance. The tones of the afternoon landscape are more vibrant deeper; if nature more harden—if we look eastward. There is enough perspective now; the horizon begins to grow distinct and sometimes sharply defined!
Soph. -Let me congratulate you upon being fortunate enough to secure a permanent job.-California Pelican.
Fresh—I have just been appointed to collect your landlord bill.
But now the dancing craze is on.
And now quite the other way,
Candil Waltel.
"He who hesitates is lost."
"Coal Heaver"—"Get die hell out of door."
Was what they used to say.
But now the dancing craze is of
Woman Shopper—I want a pair of socks for my husband.
de way."—Exchange.
Our Flexible Language
socks for my husband. Clerk-What number?
Shopper—He is number Three.—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
Official football score cards are now ready at Carroll's."Adv.
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
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Guaranteed Fit, Color, Wear.
Just received a fresh shipment o Huyler's and Allegretta famous chocolate creams at Carroll's.-Adv
Shorthand and Typewriting Bookkeeping and Banking Penmanship and Spelling
Frank Koch
"The Tailor"
Full Line of Fall Suitings
In fact, a complete commercial training can be had at
Merchants National Bank
Lawrence Business College
Kane Cash Grocery
Rear People State Bank
Clean, Fresh Stock
We buy for cash and sell for cash.
Boarding Clubs, Fraternities, try us.
BOTH PHONES 535
Kane Cash Grocery
Rent a No. 5 Oliver in perfect condition three months for $4.00.
The Oliver Typewriter Company,
Kansas City, Mo.
e-o
Six Stores
Swede Wilson's For Billiards Phones 540
Student Headquarters
Student Headquarters SANITARY CAFE
A Nice Clean Place to Eat
LUNCHES - SHORT ORDER
Across from Kress Store 916 Mass
you get beautiful fabrics and finish your own sleeve length. well shrunk neckband and
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The style represented here is a novelty tucked shirt, up-and-down pleat and crosswise stripe, fast color percale, French cuffs. $1.50 and $2 in a variety of stripes and colors. Emery Shirts only at
ARROW SHIRTS are fast in color and steadfast in service.
$1.50 up.
WANTED—A student barber at once—Kaw Barber Shop, 910 Mass. St. 7-6
WANTED -Student to share nice room, modern home, 1312 Ohio; also member faculty for fine large bedroom, same number. 4-3'
Mail your want ad with 25 cents enclosed to the Daily Kansan—want ads are payable in advance.
Cluett, Peabody & Co., Inc. Makers
FOR RENT—Nice furnished room for girls. Corner 9th and La. St. Bell 2452. 4-3*
FOR RENT A desirable room for young ladies at 1408 Tenn. 4-3*
FOR RENT—One double room, $10
per month; one room, single,
$5 double $6; one small single $3
Student Union—Adv.
LOST—One pair of eye glasses. Return to Kansan office. Reward.
Want Adds
FOR RENT—Eight fine rooms, well lighted and heated, exceptionally well lighted, exceptionally fine frat rooms. J. M. Neville, office in Stubbs' building, across from Court House. B384.
Whiting initial and University of Kansas box stationery at Carroll's. Adv.
Johnson & Tuttle
Proprietors
715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET
A Good Place to Eat at Anderson's Old Stand
715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET
at
Remember That Schulz makes Clothes
913 Mass. St.
Lawrence, Kas.
Bath caps, bath brushes, hand brushes and face brushes; the largest stock in the city at Barber's Drug Store, 909 Mass. St.-Adv.
F. B. McCOLLOCH
Druggist
THE REXALL STORE
847 Mass. St. On the Corner
Francisco & Co.
Livery, Hacks and Garage 812 VERMONT STREET Phone 139
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
W. C. M. CONNELL, Physician and Surgeon. Office, 819 Mass. St. Bell 399, Home 9342. Residence, 1346 Tenn. St. Bell 1023, Home 639.
J. F. BROCK, Optometrist and Speci alist in Scientific Glass Fitting Office 802 Mass. St. Bell phone 695.
HARRY REDING, M. D. E. eye, ear,
nose and throat. Glasses fitted.
Office. F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell
513, Home 612.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Eye, ear and throat specialist. Glasses fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Blidg.
DR. H. W, HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas.
One Price
J. W. W'BRYON, Dentist. Over Willson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507.
G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D., D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gyncology. Suite I, F. A, A. Bldg. Resistance, 1291 Ohio St. Both phones,
J. R. BECHTEI, M. D, D. O. 833
J. R. BECHTEI, M. D, D. O. 833
office and residence.
office and residence.
DR. H, L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones.
S. T. GILLISPIE, M. D. Office corner Vernant and Warren St. Residence 728 Ind. Phones 596.
DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12, F. A. A.
Bldg. Residence 1130 Tenn. Phones
211.
CLASSIFIED Ladies Tailor
Mrs. Emma Brown Schulz, Dressmaking and Ladies Tailoring. Phone: 914-256-3011. St. Next door to Anderson's Bakery.
Spalding guaranteed black gym suits and gym shoes at Carroll's. Adv.
Watkins
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PRINTING
Binding, Copper Plate Printing, Rubber Stamps, Engraving, Steel Die Embossing, Seals, Badges
744  MASS. STREET
National Bank
Capital $100,000
Surplus and profits $100,000
The Student Depository
MORGAN'S
SPECIAL MEAL TICKETS
MEALS and SHORT ORDERS Sunday Dinners a Specialty
SPECIAL MEAL TICKETS
1345 Mass. St. Bell 262
Ice Cream Soda Confectionery
First meeting of Geological Club will be held in Haworth Hall, Room 203. Wednesday afternoon at 4:30.—Adv.
Cleaning, Pressing and Remodeling Club
For up-to-date men and women
10 years old. Results results
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Arl H. Frost and Karl J. Wielmelsen. Agta.
C. W. Steeper & Co.
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Arl H. Front and R. Back Arts.
B434-1024 LA.
COLLEGE INN BARBER
MRS ELLISON, Dressmaking and Ladies' Tailoring. Evening gowns a speciality, 1032 Vermont. Phone Bell '411 West.
Burt Wadhams The
Mrs. M. Brockelsby-Wilson, Kiester College of ladies tailoring and dress-making. Over 909 Mass. St. Bell 2109.
Jewelers
ED. W. PARSONS. Engraver,
Watchmaker and Jeweler. Diamonds
and Jewelry. Bell Phone 717. 717
Mass.
Plumbers
PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING
697 Mass. Phone 6588.
697 Mass. Phone 6588.
Hair Dressers
HAIRDRESSING, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hair foods, "Marinello" toilet preparations. For appointments call Bell 372. Home 51. The Select Hair Pressing Shop, 927 Mass. St.
Barber Shops
Go where they all go
J. C. HOUCK
913 Mass.
GO WHERE you get the Best. Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 838 Mass. St.
Cafes
For a good clean place to eat, where you don't get "ryped" go to the MARKET CAFE, Room 1, Perkins Building.
Millinery
WANTED - Ladies to call at Mrs. McCormick's up-to-date millinery parlors to inspect our new line of hats. 831 Mass St.