UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Texas
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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kans.
The Daily Kaman nims to picture the undergraduate undergraduates go further than merely printing the news by standing for the thesis; they are to be clean; to be cheerful; to be careful; to be serious problems to user heads; to more serious problems to user heads; to ability the students of the University.
FRIDAY, MAY 29. 1914
Tonight the men of the University will be hosts to the women of the institution. The Student Union is open and "all who will may come."
OPEN HOUSE TONIGHT
If the W. S. G. A, really plans to erect a Women's Building next year the girls who are interested in such a project—and that should mean every University woman—ought to see what the men have accomplished this year.
Come one, come all, the latch string is out.
TOO MUCH ANTICIPATION.
"My sentence expires next week," said a student the other day and some two thousand others at least get a parole. Thoughts of home and harvest fields are rampant and mother's strawberry short-cake takes up more space in a fellow's brain these days than calculus or French.
However, we should pause to consider the fact that finals are coming a mile a minute and that we have been here for some four and a half months toiling for this self-same acid test. With this fact in mind the student looks foolish indeed who allows thoughts of coming pleasures, jobs and renewed acquaintances to interfere with this wind-up of school work and general cramming season.
A flunk is a flunk anytime and a flunk caused by this premature anticipation of home, friends and short-cake, counts just the same.
More "pop," more spirit, more enthusiasm, than any other school on the Hill. The one on the west campus.
THE SCHOOL RANKING FIRST.
What other group of students could give entertainments, banquets and parades during the year and have enough money left over for a big, free pre-quiz jollification.
Hats off to the committees, the officers and the students in the School of Engineering. They do things.
A PARADE RENAISSANCE.
Who can say, perhaps the campus parade will materialize after all. Even if the sophomores and the freshmen have had their love feast, the three lower classes might well fall in line behind the departing seniors and end up this most unusual school year with a little ceremony. Bring on the parade and bonfire, but monitor the beheaded orgy.
Bring on the parade and bonfire but guarantee botailed oratory.
INEVITABLE DEFEAT
The long lane will turn. It was too much to expect the baseball team to go through the entire conference season without a single defeat.
And if defeat had to come we are
as glad to lose to our brother Kansans at Manhattan as to any other team in the Valley.
Coach McCarty and his men have had a wonderful season and the University is proud of them. Long may baseball championships rest secure with the representatives of old K. U.
GIRLS BEAT MOTHER.
If you want to have the greatest estimate of the state of Kansas and her future, visit the State University and the State Agricultural College. No one can see the 2,500 young men and women at each school learning how to be of greatest use without realizing the skills excalled to girls will make Kansas. At Lawrence the professions are taught. At Manhattan farming and industrial knowledge is sure and certain. At Manhattan the domestic science girls served to visiting editors a luncheon of Kansas products that was faultless. The women of one of the churches served a banquet that revealed to all present the difference between those who know how to cook scientifically and those who do not. The luncheon food, coffee and tea were good. The school girls are far ahead of mother. A banquet with bad coffee and poorly cooked food belongs to the past. The domestic science girls have reached perfection. - Hiawata World.
And they talk about a senior going out into the cold, cold, world in the middle of June!
ENDS AND ODDLETS
The more one sees of the University and the Agricultural College and gets in touch with the spirit of those great institutions of learning and partakes of their generous hospitality, the pourier he becomes that he is a Kansan and a part owner in them—Marquette Tribune.
HE LIKES US.
We hate to do it but here goes: Is it hot enough for you?
(Compiled by the Daily Kansan's official collector of worthless facts.)
Gump powder was invented by the monk Schwartz in 1330, although used by the Chinese A. D. 80. The Byzantines used Greek fire A. D. 668.
Huerta is said to owe a drink bill of $2,000. Mexico City's water supply must resemble a well known sys tem in Lawrence.
DICTIONARY OF DATES
Hartford Convention (anti-war)
Dec. 15, 1814.
Handkerchiefs. Were first manufactured at Paisley, in Scotland in 1743 Used extensively in America in giving the Chautaqua salute.
Homeopathy. Was introduced into the United States in 1825.
Heraldry. Originated in the year
1100.
Horseshoes. Although the ancients protected the hoofs of their horses with some covering, horseshoes, of the kind now known, were not in general use until the ninth century, back of the chemistry building.
Hour-Grasses. Were invented in Alexandria 240.
Hydrometer. The oldest mention on this instrument belongs to the 5th century, but its invention has been attributed to Archimedes.
Infallibility The dogma of Papai Infailability was promulgated in 1870 For further information use the library.
Insurance. The first fire insurance office in America was in Boston, 1724. The first for life insurance in London, 1772; the first American, in Philadelphia, in 1812. Marine insurance dates back to 1598 in England, and to 1721 in America. Insuring results of final quizzes unknown at the University.
Inoculation For small pox was first traced on criminal in 1721. Vaccines do not exist.
Knives. Were first used in England about 1550
Judiciary Act was passed by Congress Feb. 13, 1801.
Know-Nothing Party (American) arose in New York in 1853 National platform adopted and candidate for the presidency (Fillmore) in 1855. There are several of these parties on the campus.
Jesuits. The order founded by Ignatius Lovola in 1541.
"Sort of a hard wood finish, eh?"
-Vale Record
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sick about 551.袜乳房 is en-
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Interior Department. Was established March 3, 1849.
"Yes, he slipped on the ballroom floor and broke his neck."
No. 1—Mabel says she would rather dance than eat.
No. 2. "Don't blame her. She eats at the same place I do." —Nebraska Awgwan.
He—Have you read "Freekles?"
She—Why, that's my veil.—Ohio
State Sun-Dial.
WITH K. U. POETS
William Allen White, former student.
There's a ball-flattened story or the
same.
THE MAIDEN AND THE PRINCE
That is tamed in the meshes of my memory, and a throng
tross my sittful fancy, while, upon a palisade,
William Allen White, former student.
Of children to be treated within plus in any
infidel parade
Of adults to be treated within plus in any
infidel parade
Of adults to be treated within plus in any
infidel parade
panside,
a wrench of royal radiance, illumines the
earth.
OF the mind behind the trellis and the vice who bicked her hair.
There's a glitter and a glamour in the folly of this tale.
And a golden thread of love is wrap
around the maidens arm.
Till its silky strands seem stronger than
the roof of a house no more.
I fill its suity strings soe strong! than the roof of love we knoow.
"the glory of the sea to make,
on the sunshine on the hill
of long arms."
And so lawers of these latter days look
back with acute despair
Yet the lily lady's lover was a roisterer who fought
Many breast bloody battles for the baby; that they brought.
At the maze behind the trellis and the woman who laided her hair.
lid his heart blemished and callous,
and he looked at her with a demeanor
the breathlessness of Love through
her eyes.
Hope's enchanted chamberbore sleet
Traces the bark of some love that lays
on her skin.
The mud behind the trolls, and the
prince who kissed her hair.
CAMPUS OPINION
BAPTISTS NAMES OMITTED.
To the Editor of the Daily News
Permit me to call attention to the omission of the names of several Baptist professors in the article published Wednesday entitled, "Faculty is Active in Lawrence Churches." The names of omit-titled E. M. Briarger, Geo. Cullinell, E. M. Hopkins, Arvin Olin, E. L. Sisson, F. W. Ainslie.
These names, as well as the accounts of different church activities were printed as handed in to our associate editors for the day, who attempted to get as full accounts as possible.-Ed.
THE MORRIS CHAIR HABIT
Older than the alchemists' search for mystically made gold, or the explorers' search for the fountain of eternal youth, is the everlasting search for happiness. For its possession have been given countless receipts by the philosophers of all ages, even the undergraduate reflects the search, as he reflects all the world without, among them, many studies in study wall. It is found in a myriad ways, most often, perhaps, in health and hard work.
A great college community, being always a replica in miniature of the world outside, presents every type of man, every degree of drone and worker. The art of work may reach a high quality, but the art of loafing may be discovered in its zenith. Nowhere, we fancy, outside of a certain portion of undergraduates, can such highly organized, systematically perfect loafing be discovered. The indictment is not one which can be brought against an older student, the official student works hard, that is, as hard as he knows how to work; another class as described by President Garfield, "loaf's discriminatingly," but the class for which college has no place, the class whose influence is entirely bad, is the class which works neither on the Hill, nor Down Town, the men who are afflicted with the Morris Chair Habit.
The college history of some men is the history of a chair. The Man comes as a Freshman, he finds his home restraints gone and none to take their place. His college course must be difficult or as easy as he pleases. And over there in the corner of his study or in the living room of his fraternity house, he discovers the Chair. Save to eat and sleep, and to perform some absurd tasks. His man does not leave the Chair. His hardest work is his constant planning to evade work. The statement of an Ithaca tutor on the question is decidedly to the point: "If some men worked as hard on their University they do in making plans to avoid it, they would graduate in three years."
for the man who works hard when he works, and plays hard when he plays there is a waiting space in "Who's Who." For the man who does not maintain a position of respect in the undergraduate activities there is probably happiness and some degree of success ahead. For the man who is glued to his chair in the corner, who neither works hard nor "loafs off" happiness, nor happiness; he is neither fish nor fowl. It is better perhaps to be a good "second story man" but a worthless clerk. It is better far that the height of ambition should be to annex your name to the "Roll of Honor" in the college. If you cannot fly nothing, Only that man in college on whom the Morris Chair Habit has achieved a lasting belief is beyond hope.
—Cornell Daily Sun.
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He—The same place your lap goes when you stand up—Illinois Siren.
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