UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THE ANNUAL INVITATION HIGH SCHOOL TRACK MEET McCOOK FIELD 2:30 O'CLOCK SATURDAY,MAY 23 The classiest high school meet of Missouri Valley. Central, Manual, Westport and Northeast High Schools of K. C., K. C. K., Topeka, Lawrence, and Iola, will have full teams. In addition 25 star athletes of the state have been invited to participate as guests of the University. The mile run will be worth the price of admission. Tickets 50c. Student ticket holders 25c. Lawrence High School students ticket 25c if bought at school. WANT ADS FOR SALE—Five room modern cottage, convenient to University and to town, can be bought right and partly on time. Inquire Bell phone 1067 before 8:30 a. m. or after 3:30 p. m. 153-5 LOST—A Hamilton open-faced, 17- jewel watch. Finder return to Kansan office. FOR RENT—June 1st, modern house. 5 rooms, bath and hall; combination furnace, cement cellar, cistern, paved street, east front, 4 blocks cast Fraser. Bell 1428. 151-5* WANTED-Position as matron of fraternity. See X Y at Kansan. Quiz books—5 for 10c at Keelers. —Adv. Champagne Mist—the new drink is great. 5c at Reynolds Bros.— Strawberry ice-cream, made from the fresh strawberries. Reynolds Bros.—Adv. Around Mount Oread A number of the visiting editors looked up the students from home while they were at the Newspaper Conference and incidentally got material for stories about the county people enrolled on the hill. A popular junior girl who lives on Indiana street has discovered a novel and interesting way to beat the mid-week-date rule. She has "him" post a special delivery letter for her, which is time to arrive about eight o'clock. Then she hastily pens an answer which "must be mailed at once." "all newspaper men are brilliant," said a student leaving Fraser Hall at the end of chapel Thursday morning. "The student is maintained with many journalists," remarked one of the visiting newspapers. "Misogynist is a funny word to mean woman-hater," remarked a freshman girl. "I wonder why they don't have a word meaning man- hater." "That's easy," returned a sophomore boy, "bear them aren't any." Paul Dyer, sophomore engineer is nursing several rampageous blisters on his oar hands as a result of a voyage to Cameron's Bluff Sunday afternoon. Paul says that the next time he attempts to navigate a vessel it will be with the aid of padded gloves. Philip Ferguson, junior in the College last term, who has been working on the Ottawa Herald, will leave his home at Olathe this week, for Albuquerque, N. M., where he has a position with a milling company. OLUS The largest stock in the city JOHNSON & CARL Morses, Lowneys and Liggetts, The Best in Chocolate Candy McCOLLOCH'S Drug Store. Sam S. Shubert MAT. WEDNESDAY & SATURDAY Mrs. Fiske in "Mrs. Bumpstead-Leigh" LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Lawrence, Kansas. Largest and best equipped business college in Kansas. Occupies two entire floors on one floor of private Bank Building. Grades must serve to all parts of the U. S. W. for catalogue. SPRING SUITINGS FRANK KOCH TAILOR 727 Mass. PROFESSIONAL CARDS PROFESSIONAL CARDS W. C. MCOONNELL, Physician W. C. MCOONNELL, Physician Henry 9342, Residence, 1346 Term. Tm. Ball 1023, Home 936. J. F. BROCK, Opomistrist and Specialist in Office 892 Mass. Phone: 617-503-4850; Ball phone 605-718-2460. B. A. HAMMAN M. D. Eye, ear, and satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Building. BARKY REDING, M. D. Eye, ear nose hole Phone: 814-567-8300 Home 813-291- Phone: Bells, Bell 813 Home 813-291- J. W. O'BRYON, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Belfort Phone 507. J. R. BEHGHTEI, M. D. M. D. O. 833 Mass Street. Street. Both phones. office and address. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Dianaes of Rutte, Rites, Ruth, Bohn, Residence, 1920, and Roth, Bohn, Residence, 1920. DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas. CLASSIFIED T. GILLIISPIE, M. D. ODICE office Ind. Phones 596 Tel. Phones 596 Ed. W. Parsons, Engraver, Watchmaker and Jeweler and Jewelry. Bell Phones 71. Mass. DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12 A. F. A. Bldg. Residence 1130 Tenn. Phone 2115. DR. H. L. CHAMBERLS, Office over Square's Studio. DR. BURT R. WHITE Oteapocalphe, Phone: 748 Home 257, Phone: 748 Mass St. Jewelers Phone Kennedy Plumbing Co. for gas 853 Manda lamps 853 Masa lamps 853 MRS. MELLISON, Dressmaking and Ladies Venture, 1028 Pine Street, 1052 Vermont. Phone Bollard 2411 West. Ladles Tailors Hairdressing, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hair-fairs. "Martin's Beauty Salon," Martins Street, Suite 139, call Bell 1872, Rome 51; St. Theodore Hair Dressing Shop, 927 Mass. 84. Hair Dressers Barber Shops Go where they all go J. C. HOUR 913 Mass. Student's Go-op Club. Go $3.00 per 1. 1840 K4. Goo H, Vanceli Stewart WEIGHT & DITSON Fine Athletic Goods. Bakendin 10 ديسمبر 1936 Gentlemen: After having worn the several shirts which possess the feature of shirt sleeves turned into drawers—I can with- out hesitancy state that for athletic purposes or every day I consider the Olus the only practical design. Yours very truly, Send for Booklett A. Hamps Jones & Co. 1199 BROAD WAY New York 906 Mass. Strictly Home Cooking CITY CAFE Strictly Home Cooking Ever try our Special 15c Lunch! You'll like it. College Students Earn big money this summer. $50.00 per week easy. Selling guaranteed line of goods. Proft (75%) household necessity saving exclusive territory, free sample. WRITE US TODAY. David Langston is a man of the woods, selling medicinal roots and herbs. But when the girl, comes to this medicine woods, there begins a romance. Read about her in the book, "The Harvester." On sale for 50 cents at Wolf's Book Store.—Adv. 154-2 C. H. Stuart & Co. 17 Stuart Block Newark, New York Mary Turner is unjustly convicted of theft. Upon her release from jail she succeeds because she keeps "Within the Law." Read the book. Costs only 50 cents at Wolf's Book Store.-Advert. 154-2 37 Stuart Block Newark, New York The New Club, at 1016 Ohio, home cooking. Mrs. Buck, manager.—Adv. The Wages of Gin *is* Breath—Lampon. Don't study your lesson, lessen your study. Jester. BOWERSOCK THEATRE MONDAY MAY 25th AMERICA'S FOREMOST ACTOR Direct from Shubeert Theatre, Kansas City ENGAGEMENT EXTRAORDINARY Supported by Margaret Moreland in the three act farcical comedy MR. NAT. C. GOODWIN "Never Say Die" By Wm. H. Post PRICES: 1st 12 rows Parquet . $1.50 1st 3 rows Balcony . 1.00 Next 5 rows Parquet . 1.00 Next 5 rows Balcony . 7.5 All 2d Balcony . . . . . Peggy Vaughn, one of the brightest little entertainers at the 1221 Club, is peeved this morning because of an outdoor supper he attended Sunday afternoon. Vaughn was sick all night and blames his indisposition on some picanic ants with which the potato salad had become imbued. The other club members say the ants were harmless, that the real trouble was Peggy are too much.* Miss Mable Elmore, a freshman in the College, spent the week-end eating family fried chicken at her home in Tecmusch. Allen Brown, McKinley Jones, Verne Holston, and Lawrence Smith, four freshmen in the College, went up the Kaw Saturday on a boating and fishing trip. The result of the fishing was one lone horse-bull head which was given to Bernie Dunham. The results of the boating cannot be expressed except in blisters and exclamation points. "Do you know George Knox?" "Yes, I heard he does."—Minnesota Minne-ha-ha. On Other Campi This week's number of the Oregon Emerald was gotten out by the women of the University of Oregon. It is a sixteen page edition, and a great improvement over the ordinary Emerald. A sophomore at the University of Oregon has written a 5-act drama, which may be presented by a college dramatic organization. Cornell and Harvard contested in lacrosse and golf Saturday. The Cornell Sun advertises a harp典礼 at popular prices. Cornell freshmen are to be allowed on the campus without their coats. Public trials are held for the Cornell Glee Club. An Interclass song contest is being held at Columbia. Such is undergraduate life in the effete East. Coach Stagg of the University of Chicago has prohibited athletes from dancing. Two athletes were suspended recently from the list because they impersonated women in a dramatic production. "I think that umpire hasn't any emotions at all." "The whole crowd thought that home run was a wonderful hit, and he just ran over and said 'fair.'"—Princeton Tiger. Control Control He was the idol of the stands, He was a pitcher great. When knife and fork were in his hands He never missed the plate. Princeton Tiger. Send the Daily Kansan home. Want to combine improvement with pleasure? Attend the Summer Session of the University of Kansas Begins Thursday, June 11. First term (six weeks) ends July 22. Second term (three weeks) ends August 12. Credits may be earned in the Graduate School, College, School of Engineering, School of Law, School of Fine Arts, and School of Education. Also entrance credits may be earned in several departments. There will be sixty-two members of the Summer Session faculty in twenty-seven departments, and they will offer one hundred and twenty-nine courses in: Astronomy, Botany, Chemistry, Drawing and Design, Economics, Education, English, Entomology, French, Geology, German, History and Political Science, Home Economics, Journalism, Latin, Law, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy and Psychology, Physical Education, Physics, Physiology, Public Speaking, Shop Work, Sociology, Spanish, Zoology. No spot in Kansas has better climatic conditions in summer than Mt. Oread, and no university in America has better opportunities for efficient summer work. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION APPLY TO Dean of the Summer Session University of Kansas, Lawrence