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BUSINESS COLLEGE
Lawrence, KANSAS
Sam S. Shubert
MAT. WEDNESDAY & SATURDAY
Passing Show of 1913
Return Next Week,"Peg o' My Heart"
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NATIONAL BANK
Capital $100,000
Surplus and profits $100,000
The Student Depository
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THE COLLEGE BARBER
On 14th Street
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6 STUDENTS FELLED BY CLUBBED PISTOLS OF ANGRY SHOWMEN
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street car. The police started toward the station with their victim. The mob, now a thousand in number, objected, vocally and physically. Owing to the congested condition of Massachusetts street at this point, the police halted at the Eastern Star Bakery with their prey. The students passed on, criticizing the officers, until the latter, after some growth hickory. Several "innocent bystanders" were beamed by the excited constabulary, but the prisoner was successfully convoiled inside the bakeshop.
Prisoner Was Retaken
Five hundred strategists executed a flank movement and swiftly invested the best of their skills in the meantime the rest of the army deployed in front of the citadel and the officers, game to the last, but hopelessly surrounded, yielded up their prisoner, while the triumphant studies excalled to the core of "What's the matter with the cops?"
But one of the vanquished generals took his defeat with ill grace, and retreated, angrily murmuring dire threats. The gang took his insulting
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epithets to heart and pursued him to the stairway south of Weaver's store, where he faced about and began to harangue the enemy. His remarks were ill-timed, and a company of sharpshooters armed with hen grenades, supplied by Commissioners of eggriculture shelled the orator, forcing hi mto beat an albuminous retinue up a stairway.
At Sword's Points
Flushed with victory, the army of occupation moved to the animal show at Innes' corner, where they had been repulsed previously. Here they met organized resistance. A company of carnival outstautburs, armed with bludgeons, cavalry sabres, six-shoters, and iron tent stakes, were entrenched behind the ticket stand. Twice the crowd advanced, and twice the show gunmen repulsed the attack, wielding their rtw-o-h-fours, clubbed revolvers, and swords with deadly effect. Several students were hurt. The showmen were unscathed, as the students were not armed.
847 Mass. Street THE REXALL STORE.
At the third attack, the carnival ruffians fell lapon the students with a savage frenzy, and Dodge was felled by the onslaught of two gunmen. His head and face cut by a clubbed revolver. When assaulted he was standing on the curb, watching the fracas.
Paul Dyer, another student, was cut in the back of the neck with a sword, and had to be carried to Dr. Keith's office for treatment.
Peace Dove Hovers Two Eggs
Peace Dove Hovers Two Eggs
The manage of a nearby merry-go-round, offered the boys free rides, but they declined with thanks. Observing the advantages of arbitration over animal cruelty, the manager of the unattributed animal show, sent a hurry call for the diplomat. The plenipotentiary mounted the barker's arena and suave addressed the students.
But Colonel Altmann, the proprietor of the row, who had led the troops in the attack, was killed.
temperizing measures. He sprang to the rostrum, and emitted exactly sixteen words. On the first syllable of the seventeenth, there was an egg. It failed of its mission, but a second egg did not succeed, its ruddy cheek of the fery Colonel. The sword-slashed students was avenged. The Colonel beat it.
Showman in Jail
The students were indignant at the spirit of intolerance and resentment shown at the animal show, the murder of the animal, and their opponents did not part the best of friends. The brutal attack of Dodge was too much for undergraduate sense of humor, and a warrant was sworn out for the arrest of the oJoyobleable wwordplay. Four students are named as witnesses.
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PINAFORE MAY BE SHIPWRECKED; CAST HASN'T PRACTISED
The "Pinafore" the outdoor air, which was to have been given by the W. S. G. A. April 27 will not be given until May 9. owing to the management not being able to get the cast together for practice.
The director of the chorus left town directly after Easter, on business, and did not return until this week. "We are going to give this opera at any cost," said Maudie Lourrey, of the W. S. G. Jr. morning. "Everything is fixed up now and we have arranged to hold several all-night practices, so we can have everything ship-shape by May 7th."
This "yellow" Kansan is surely a 'hot' one, but for a "cold" one take a bottle of Mnish's Nisha water.—Adv.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Special: Caramel nut ice cream at Wiedemann's—Adv.
First rehearsal of the Hawk club will be held Thursday night, April 23, in Room 110, Fraser, at seven o'clock sharp.
Final Hawk Club tryout Wednesday night April 22, Room 110, Fraser. Everybody turnout. Seven o'clock sharp.
Was Your Head Hurt in the Riot?
We have a complete line of anoitments--egg stains easily removed.
Raymond's Drug Store 817 Masss. St., our new location
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS PRESCRIBE, AND HOSPITALS USE, OUR WINES AND LIQUORS.ON ACCOUNT OF THEIR SUPERIOR MEDICINAL PROPERTIES AND PURITY.
"GOOD THINGS TO DRINK"
Direct From the Vineyard and Distillery to You
We Specialize in Absolutely Pure WINES and BRANDIES for Cooking Purposes
Our Great Premium Offer. Absolutely Free!
AS AN INDUCEMENT TO GET YOUR TRADE, WE WILL FROM NOW UNTIL THE FIRST OF JANUARY, GIVE YOU A COUPON WITH EACH PURCHASE. WHEN YOU RETURN US COUPONS, SHOWING PURCHASES AMOUNTING TO TEN DOLLARS ($10.00) YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CHOICE FREE, OF ONE OF OUR FAMOUS DECORATED CHINA OR CLASS SETS. THE RETAIL PRICE OF THESE SETS BEING $3.50. THEY WILL BE A SPLENDID ORNAMENT FOR YOUR SIDEBOARD OR PLATE RACK. THESE SETS ARE CAREFULLY PACKED, AND CAN BE SHIPPED OR DELIVERED ANYWHERE WITHOUT DANGER OF BREAKAGE, AND WILL APPEAL TO YOU BOTH FOR THEIR BEAUTY, AND PRACTICAL USE.
We Retail at Wholesale Prices.
We Retail at Wholesale Prices.
Our Own otting of High Grade Whiskies, Aged in Bond and Purity
Gingerbread.
These whiskies must not be confused with the ordinary average brands, either in price or quality, they are just the thing for you "side-board" or "medicine chest." Jones Pure Malt Whiskey . . . The Quart $0.75
Our Own Bottling Pure White Corn Whiskey . . . The Quart .75
Our Own Bottling "Pure White Corn Rye Whiskey . . . The Quart .75
J. Monk's Famous Farm Sour Mash Whiskey . . . The Quart .1.25
"Kinsey" Pure Pennsylvania Rye Whiskey . . . The Quart 1.00
"Famous Aristocracy" Rye Whiskey . . . The Quart 1.00
Our Own "Stanley" Whiskey . . . The Quart 1.00
Genuine "Old McBrayer" Whiskey . . . The Quart 1.00
Original "Elk Brook" Whiskey . . . The Quart 1.00
"Pure Springs" Real Whiskey . . . The Quart 1.00
Woolner & Co.'s "Famous Rock Cave" Whiskey . . . The Quart .75
"Old Nelson" Whiskey . . . The Quart .75
"Our Monk's Farm" Whiskey . . . The Quart .75
"Famous Red Elm" Whiskey . . . The Quart .65
Special Bottling. Very Old "Private Stock" Whiskey . . . The Quart 1.50
BOTTLED IN BOND WHISKIES
By Uber Under Government Supervision
Bottled Especially For Us Under Government Supervision.
Good Old Gugenheimer Pure Rye. The Quart 8.100
Clarke's Pure Rye. The Quart* 1.00
Clarke's Pure Mash. The Quart 1.00
Old Belle of Anderson. The Quart 1.00
Extra Old O. F. C. The Quart 1.50
Genuine Old Crow. The Quart 1.50
McBrayer's Famous Cedar Brook. The Quart 1.00
Old Sunny Brook Bourbon. The Quart 1.00
Old Bond and Lillard. The Quart 1.25
We are "Specialists in Pure Drinkables."
A Little Wine For "Thy Stomach's Sake"
FINE DOLD SCOTCH WHISKIES.
"The King" Scotch Whiskey, direct Importation from Glasgow...The Quart 1.50
"Old Smuggler" Scotch Whiskey, direct Importation from Stirling...The Quart 1.50
"SOCIETY BRANDS" COCKTAIES
The Ingredients Are Guaranteed Absolutely Pure and Correctly Blended, the Result Being a Perfect "Cocktail"
Superfine Quality "Martini" Cocktail. The Quart $1.00
Superfine Quality "Manhattan" Cocktail. The Quart 1.00
BRANDIES—Pure Fruit—Distilled From the Fruit.
Genuine Old Abbey Apricot Brandy. The Quart 1.00
Genuine Old Abbey Apricot Brandy. The Pint .50
Genuine Old Abbey Apple Brandy. The Quart 1.00
Genuine Old Abbey Apple Brandy. The Pint .50
Genuine Old Abbey Peach Brandy. The Quart 1.00
Genuine Old Abbey Peach Brandy. The Pint .50
Genuine Old Abbey Blackberry Brandy. The Quart 1.00
Genuine Old Abbey Blackberry Brandy. The Pint .50
Plermont ("The Star") Brandy. The Quart 1.00
J. & P. Martell "Very Old" French Brandy. The Quart 1.50
J. & F. Martell "Very Old" French Brandy. The Pint .75
Eureka California Grape Brandy. The Quart 1.00
Eureka California Grape Brandy. The Pint .50
Eureka California Apple Brandy. The Quart 1.00
Eureka California Apple Brandy. The Pint .50
Eureka California Peach Brandy. The Quart 1.00
Eureka California Peach Brandy ... The Pint .50
"Eureka" Brand Superior "Old Vintage" Wines.
Port, Sherry Angelica, Muscatel and Catawba ... The Quart $0.75
Special Bottling California "Fruit Wines."
Apricot Wine ... The Quart $0.75
We Call Particular Attention to Our Line of Spanish Ports and Sherries.
We Wish to Stimulate You. Not Inbate Beer.
Our "Coupons" Are Valuable. Ask for One With Each Purchase.
Direct Importation, choice of Spanish or French. The Quart 1.00
Direct Importation, Spanish or Khamba$.
Sherry Wine. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart 1.00
Assorted Brands, Special Bottling, "Scupernong" Wines.
Bear's Pure "Scupernong" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart .50
Sweet Valley Wine Co's "Puritan Belle" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart .50
Garnett & Co's "Virginia Dare" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart .50
Grantville Brand's Powder Infused "White Catawbia"
Victory Juice, a Genuine Unadulterated Grape Juice. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Grape Juice, a Genuine Unadulterated Grape Juice. The Quart .50
SWEET AND DRY WINES
Aged and Bottled in Our Own Wine Cellars.
In putting up these wines we use only the highest type of American vintages, especially adapted for wine tasting. "Three Star" Brand Pure California Wines Port, Sherry, Muscat, Angelica and Catawbia . . . The Quart . . . 35 "Gold Label" Brand "Old Vintage" Wines. Port, Sherry, Muscat, Angelica, Catawba, Malaga
The Quart . . . 50
DRY (SOUR) WINES
These Are Real "Banquet" Wines, Properly Aged and Bottled for That
Purpose
Extra Old Bottling Fine Table "Sauterne" (White),
two ages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart $0.75
Extra Old Bottling Fine Table "Sauterne" (White),
two ages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart 1.00
Special Bottling Fine Table "Burgundy" (Red),
two ages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart .50
Special Bottling Fine Table "Burgundy" (Red),
two ages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart .75
"Old Alzheimer" Rhine Wine, Bottled in Germany
(White). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart 1.00
Extra Bottling California "Riesling" (White).
two ages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart .50
Extra Bottling California "Riesling" (White),
two ages. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart .75
"Good Digestion Waits on Good Appetite."—We Can Help Your Appetite.
We Conform With all "Pure Food Laws" Both State and National.
Fine Smooth California "Claret" (Red), two ages. . . The Quart . . . 35
Fine Smooth California "Claret" (Red), two ages. . . The Quart . . . 50
Real Old California "Zinfandel" (Red), two ages. . . The Quart . . . 75
Real Old California "Zinfandel" (Red), two ages. . . The Quart . . . 75
also Your Digestion
An Extraordinary Assortment of Very Superior Quality.
Extra Old Bottling, Imported Jamaacia Rum. The Quart $1.50
Extra Old Bottling, Imported Jamaacia Rum. The Pint .75
Fine Old New England Rum. The Quart 1.00
Fine Old New England Rum. The Pint .50
Gordon & Co.'s Dry Gin. The Quart 1.00
Sir Richard Bruce Extra Dry Gin. The Quart 1.00
Gauston's Extra Quality London Dry Gin. The Quart 1.00
Acorn Brand Buchu Gin. The Quart 1.00
Superfine Quality Sloe Gin. The Quart 1.00
GINS AND RUMS
Bitters, Champagne, etc.
Mumm's Extra Dry Imported Champagne . . . The Quart $4.00
Mumm's Extra Dry Imported Champagne . . . The Pint 2.00
Cook's Imperial Champagne . . . The Quart 2.00
Cook's Imperial Champagne . . . The Pint 1.00
Italian Vermouth . . . The Quart 1.00
French Vermouth . . . The Quart 1.00
Pepsin Stomach Bitters . . . The Quart 1.00
Fennet Braun Italian Bitters . . . The Quart 1.00
Dr. Koehler's Magen Bitters . . . The Quart 1.00
Boonekamp Magen Stomach Bitters . . . The Quart 1.00
Pale Pure Distilled Orange Bitters . . . The Quart 1.00
Imported Italian Ferro China Bitters . . . The Quart 1.00
We Believe in Use, Not in Abuse. Temperance in all Things is Always
Royal Crown Gin. The Quart .75
Direct Importation Seahorse Holland Gin. The Quart 1.50
Direct Importation Seahorse Holland Gin. The Pint .75
Extra Quality Posthoorn Gin. The Quart 1.00
Extra Quality Posthoorn Gin. The Pint .50
Steinhager German Style Gin. The Quart 1.50
Victoria Brand Extra Distilled Dry Gin. The Quart 1.00
Our Very Complete and Very Choice Assortment of Liauees, Cordials.
Temperance in all Things is Always Best.
All Goods Are Sold Subject to Inspection, and With Privilege of Return.
Germania Getreide Kummel . . . The Quart 1.00
Pernod's French Absinthe . . . The Quart 2.00
Direct Importation, Stockholm "Arraks Punsch" . . . The Quart 1.50
Garnier & Co., Imported French Creme de Menthe . . . The Quart 1.50
Liqueur Benedictine . . . The Quart 1.50
Imported Italian Chiniati Wine. . . The Quart 1.00
Imported Italian Chiniati Wine. . . The Quart 1.00
Goverd Fet & Chardonnay . . . The Quart 2.00
Faust Brand, Large Red Cherries, in 'Marachino' . . . The Quart .75
Faust Brand, Large Red Cherries, in 'Marachino' . . . The Quart .40
Silver Shield Extra Dry Champagne . . . The Quart 1.50
Silver Shield Extra Dry Champagne . . . The Quart .75
Ripin's Special Champagne . . . The Quart 1.50
Ripin's Special Champagne . . . The pint .75
Original Red Label "Sparkling Burgundy" . . . The Quart 1.50
Original Red Label "Sparkling Burgundy" . . . The pint .75
Old California Peach Cordial . . . The Quart .75
Old California Cordial . . . Thequart .75
Old California Apricot Cordial . . . The quart .75
Old Panama Banana Cordial . . . The quart .75
Old California Blackberry Cordial . . . The quart .75
Crystallized "Rock & Rye". . . The quart .50
Crystallized "Peach & Honey" . . . The quart .50
Organs and Rock Candy) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart. .75
Our Own Bottling "Peach & Honey" (Pure Peach Brandy and Rock Candy). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart. .75
Full Proof Pure Grain Alcohol, Bottled Soley for
Full Proof Pure Grain Alcohol, Bottled Soley for Medicinal Use. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart 1.00 Medicinal Use. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Pint .50
Absolutely Pure Wine Vinegar (White or Red)
Absolutely Pure Wine Vinegar (White or Red) Quality Guaranteed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Quart. .25 Quality Guaranteed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Per Gal. .75
A splendid "Salad Vinegar," and the only genuine Wine Vinegar on the Market.
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