UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University
EDITORIAL STAFF
HARRISN PLANE - JACKIE
HARRISN PLANE - JACKIE
JOHN C. MADDEN - JACKIE
JOHN C. MADDEN - MANAGING EDITE
WILLIAM S. BARNES - MANAGING EDITE
BUSINESS STAFF
EDWIN ABRIL  Advertising Manager
BENNIE C.  Circulation Manager
JON BINION  Advertising
REPORTIAL STAFF
REPORTING STATION
RANDOLPH KENNEDY
LUCY BARGER
8AM DEGEN
J.W. DYSHE
Entered as secno-1-class mail matter
from Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the departments of journalism.
Subscript price $2.50 per year, in
advance; one term, $1.50.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
Address all communications to
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN.
Lawrence, Kans.
The Daily Kamasat aims to picture the Kansas students to go further than merely printing the news by做到 better than just printing it; to be clean; to be cheerful for no failures
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 6.1914
News Editor: Charles Gibson.
Editorial Assistants: Helen Hayes, Leon
Bradley, Hilridge.
Examiner: John M. Heury.
Society reporter, Lucile Hildinger.
Barkis is willin'—Dickens, David Copperfield.
STUDENT UNION AND POOL HAILS
The abolition of pool halls in Lawrence after January 1, 1915, is a move on the part of the city that should help boost the cause of the Student Union and pave the way for action on the part of the legislature.
Students will relax, and pool playing with the proper surroundings is at once a popular and harmless amusement which students take to readily. But if there are no pool halls in Lawrence, what will students who frequent them do?
A Student Union should step in at this point and by furnishing amusements and the right kind of environment, capitalize the idle moments of students into building up student unity and good fellowship. It is a great chance for the Union.
"Kissing and hugging a part of army life."—Newspaper headline. "College students may become real soldiers."—Another headline. Draw your own conclusions.
STILL SMOKING
A Pennsylvania woman committed suicide rather than move. Probably had her rent paid in advance.
The no-smoking rule is being violated around practically every building on the campus, in spite of recent warnings and the announcement by the Student Council that it would see that the rule is enforced. Let the rule be enforced.
NEXT TIME
January 1 is the toper's day of resolutions, but for K. U. students the first of next semester should be much more appropriate.
Well, what are you going to do now that you have flunked? Sore eyes or needed at home with Dad in the store?
Nonsense.
What you need is to work on the section for a few months at $1.25 a day; then you would appreciate how fortunate you are to be lucky enough to go to college, and see how hard you could hit those studies next semester.
N. B. This is a sermon.
"The Devil" is being played at theatres in the East according to news reports and we rise to remark that it is also being played right here in K. U., according to office reports.
"News comes from London that Lady Dufferin practices singing six hours a day." But at that she hasn't anything on the other duffer in the
"Cold Bath Kills Youth."—New York headline. Heavens, people must take baths during the winter back East.
house next door who practices on his cornet sixteen hours a day.
NEXT!
Commencing next Tuesday the Daily Kansan will be in charge of the following officers for the second semester: John C. Madden, editor-in-chief; John Gleissner, managing editor; Edwin Abels, business manager; Joe Bishop, advertising manager; and Frank Henderson, high school editor.
It has been a great pleasure to work with the fellows and especially with the new officers; so that it is superfluous to make flattering predictions about how much better the paper will be in such dependable, loyal and progressive hands.
H. F.
By the way, if a barber takes a frat man's last quarter for a tonic would one call it fratricide or herpiicide?
An up-to-date hymn: "One-step enough for me."-Purple Cow.
GETTING THE "RHINO"
Football is the only sport at K. U. to show a profit. It is believed a revelation of the ancient tournament, whereat a gentleman had the privilege of running his antagonist through long and difficult would take well and might show a balance on the right side of the ledger. What we most want in college athletics is a game that can fetch home the rhino.-Wilson World.
When Dido found Eneas would not come
She mourned in silence, and was di-do-dumb.—Dr. Porson.
There's nothing half so sweet in life
As love's young dream—Moore.
The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. — Amiel's Journal.
Each man is a hero and an oracle to somebody, and to that person whatever he says has an enhanced value—Emerson.
Just for a handfull of silver he left
Just for a riband to stick in his coat.
—R. Browning.
Assume a virtue, if you have it not...Shakespeare, Hamlet.
There is no remembrance which time does not obliterate, nor pain which death does not terminate.—Cervantes.
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it, never in the
tongue
Of him that makes it—Shakespeare,
Love's Labor Lost.
OUR DAILY QUIZ Use honor system and grade yourself
Q—Were there any snap quizzes?
A. No one heard of any.
Q. —What the most important fact about the present quiz week?
A. —No. the Kansan's "Daily Quiz" was not the first to be given on Mt. Oread.
Q. —Where did it originate?
QUIZ WEEK
A. —Worse than smallpox, and spreading rapidly.
Q——What did the professors do
abquit it?
Q—Any cases of “sore eyes” reported yet?
A. —That depended upon three things: the student, the professor, and the course.
the quizzes?
a. They say the other fellow
b. They say the other fellow
A. It was finished today.
Q. Was much crumbling done?
PROTSCH The Tailor
Q —Was there any cheating in the quizzes?
A—Some knew it was going on, and did nothing; others let the offenders off where they went to a few professors under whom no one cried.
J. F. BROCK, Optometrist and Specialist
Office 802 Mass. St.
Ball Phone 600.
W. C. MCGONNELLE, Physician and
Society Member, Incidence, 340 Tenn.
101 Monroe St., Miami, FL 33127.
A. —Well, that is one of the paradoxical problems of this matter of cheating; answer it for yourself; its certainly is true.
Q—Are quizzes necessary evils?
A—Evidently, although some of
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
THEY ARE HERE
HARRY REDING. M. D. Ege, ear, nose
phone 823-971-6025 A. A Bide,
Phone, 823-971-6025 Home 812-514
Q—Are quixi quite, although some of them are pretty much of a farce. Q—When does next quix week come?
A. —Not until Spring. Hurray!
G. A. HAMMAN M. D. E. ear, ear,
A. F. GAVENE Guaranteed. Dick Building.
B. A. GAVENE Guaranteed. Dick Building.
Drug Stores. Beat Phone calls.
212-538-4068. 212-538-4068. 212-538-4068. 212-538-4068. 212-538-4068. 212-538-4068. 212-538-4068. 212-538-4068. 212-538-4068.
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of
anatomy, surgery, and graecology
suite 1, R. E. A. Bldg. Residence, 1201
Ohite St, Both phone 35.
DR. H. W. HAYNE, Ocullat, Lawrenco,
Kansas.
J. W. O'BRYON. Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Belfast Phone 507.
CLASSIFIED Plumbers
DJ.
Bldg. Residence 1190 W. N.
DR. H.B. Studio. Office over Squirrel's Studio. Phooh phone.
DR. BURT R. WHITE
Osteopalg.
Phones. Road. Home 257.
Office. 746 Mass. 88.
Phope Kennedy Plumbing Co. 947, gas
Mazda lamps. 685, Mazda
cars 885.
Prices reasonable, work the best. Let us
know if you have questions.
**Bach & Co.** & **Ibis St. Mass.**
493 1269 8724
Ladies Tailors
Queen's City College. System and sewing
instruction. Mrs. G. Mark Brown, 834 Kyll,
schools. Mrs. G. Mark Brown, 834 Kyll,
Lawrence Sewing School. Ledies' tailoring and dreammaking. Sewing school 814 Masc.
Phones 560. Miss Powers: Miss C. McClarney.
hairdressing, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, half-gifts, "Martello toilet, preparation for Appointment." For appointment See Hair Dress Shop, 927 Mass St.
Miscellaneous
Hair Dressers
Student's Coop Club. $2.50 to $3.00 per
1349 KY. Geo. H. Vein Steward.
W. D. Parsons, Engraver, Watchmaker and
Jeweler of Diamonds and Jewelry. Bell Phone
11. Main 7.1 Main
Barber Shops
Go where they all go
J. C. HOUK
913 Mass.
Hiwatha Cafe for regular meals, lunch and show orders when down town. Open after 11am.
Call Bell 312 for an appointment with Jeffryes, the photographer. Adv.
S. G. Clarke has opened a cleaning and pressing establishment not run on the pantatorium plan. No tickets for sale. He IS BONDED. Call Bell 505. L. M. Chauberoff, Ben—Adv.
SPECIFY any delivery that meets your own convenience-but be sure to
Select the Pattern for your Spring Clothes Today
Then you'll have the pick of
Ed. V. Price & Co.'s entire line of beautiful woolens now being shown by
S. G. CLARKE
Eldridge Hotel Building 707 Mass. St.
Cleaning and Pressing in Connection
Sam S. Shubert
NEXT WED. AND SAT.
The HONEYMOON
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With a company of International Artists
Prices,Parquet $1.50 Balcony $1.00 Second Balcony 75c
MAIL ORDERS NOW
Seat Sale, Woodward & Co., Fri., Feb. 13
Shower-Proof Cheney Bros. Foulands Are Here
The season's smartest and most beautiful dresses will be developed in these adaptable, serviceable and stylish silks. 50 designs and colorings to select from. Price 85c
Price 85c
Printed Silk Poplins, beautiful styles. 65 cent value.Very special at 50c
40 inch Crepe de Chines, full line of shades $1.50--$2.00
Innes, Bulline & Hackman
THE FLOWER SHOP
Everything seasonable in cut flowers MR. and MRS. GEORGE ECKE Leading Florists
825 Mass. Phones 621
The Hyball Ginger-ale that McNish makes has practically driven out all imported ales. Order a case sent to your room. Phones 198.— Adv.
Hoadley's for anything in the way of postals.—Adv.
Our writing paper is the best that can be bought. Hoadley's.—Adv.