UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The Store of a Thousand and One Useful Christmas Gifts
Be practical, get something useful. Come to our store to make selection. Space permits only a partial mention from our immense stock: Coffee percolators, Chafing dishes, Glass and China ware, Silver table ware, Mirrors, Gas lamps of all kinds, Brass jardinieres, library tables, Aluminum ware of all kinds, Dolls, and children's toys by the hundred.
To appreciate the immensity of our stock you must come in and see it at your service for delivery of goods bought here.
ECKE'S
Dancing
Mrs. J. L. Newhouse's Dancing School Saturday
morning at 9 o'clock, Ecke's Hall. Private lessons by appointment.
Francisco & Co.
Livery, Hacks and
Garage
812 Vermont Phones 130
When calling for a good brand of 5c CIGARS SMOKE
Robert Hudson, Pierson's Hand Made
At all first class dealers
Pennants, Pillow Tops
Boyles, 725 Mass. St.
All new stock. All prices.
In large assortments to suit
all tastes. Come in and get
some to take home for
Christmas.
ED. W. PARSONS
Jeweler
Diamonds, Watches. Jewelry Cut Glass and Silver Novelties
The Season's Greetings to You
We await your return with our usual line of Superior Pictures.
GRAND
AURORA
"The Passin'-On Party"
By Miss Effie Graham
An ideal Christmas gift in Holiday binding
$1.00
In its second edition For sale at Book Stores
SAM S. SHUBERT THE LURE
AMUSEMENT
It's enough to simply announce the coming of "Mutt & Jeff in Panama." The house will be packed as it always is when Bud Fisher's brain folks come to town, therefore the manager asks, "Do you know you" when he advises you to secure seats in advance and avoid disappointment at the box office. It'll be here Friday, December 19.—Adv.
PRINCETON STUDENTS
EARN TWENTY THOUSAND
The second annual report of the Bureau of Students Self-Help of Princeton University given out last week shows an increase of nearly $3,000 in the amount of money which is made possible for students to earn during the year. The total amount which passed into the hands of the students through the medium of the bureau was $20,161.50.
In addition to the common means of helping, men received places as caretakers for homes, delivering invitations, potting plants in the fall, washing windows, wheeling invalid chairs, and many other jobs.
During the year there were 169 men enrolled in the bureau. Half of these had less than $200 when receiving a Princeton, and 44 had $100 or less.
The Kodak is the most esteemed Christmas acquirement. Be it "give or take"—see that it comes from Woodward's—every Kodak there is a recent arrival with every new attachment. Adv. 64-3
My Dear Santy:
I want a job as a coach. One like
Arthur.
I do very nicely.
THE DAILY KANSAN'S SANTA CLAUS LETTERS
Bert Kennedy.
Dear Sanyt:
All I want is "Just Someone to
Lay Me"
Student Council.
Dear Santa Claus:
Please bring me a dozen boarders with moderate appetites.
Mrs. Boarding House.
Dear Saint Nicholas:
I want four more roomers for my third floor. Will not take Laws.
Ladlady
My Dear Santy;
Send me chaperons. I need all the chaperons you can furnish. The dances for which I am responsible must have elderly, married people to sit quietly and look on while the young folks enjoy themselves. If you will favor me with a supply of chaperones of assorted styles and sizes you will relieve me of worry and will insure that University dances are properly conducted. Yours for the uplift of society,
"Pat" Murray.
Dear Sally:
We don't want anything for Christmas, but we would like to suggest a gift for the eligibility committee.
The Kansan Board.
Dear Santy:
Dear Santa:
Please send me a few dozen pairs of ball and chain to attach to magazines in the library.
Hon. S. Claus:
Carrie Watson.
Sir: This is to inform you that you are ineligible to remain longer in the position which you now hold. You are hardly a fit myth for the modern child, and, moreover, the records in the registrar's office show that you failed to deliver the goods in the recent Arctic quiz.
Therefore, on behalf of the Spurs and the faculty committee on eligibility I hereby demand that you immediately refrain from the performance of any work connected with your office which is hereby declared vacant until your record has been cleared. Faithfully.
Arthur Jerome Boynton.
Dear Santa:
do this.
Send us some scheme to get students to attend chapel.
Chapel Committee.
Dear Santy:
Dear Santy:
All I ask for Christmas is that Coach Mosse choose his own assistant.
Jay Bond.
Dear Sanity Claus:
Since November 22 I haven't had any tail feathers. Please send me some new ones.
Dear Santy Claus:
Jayhawk.
Dear Santa Claus:
Please send me a copy of Arnold Bennett's 'How to Live on 24 Hours A Day.'
Geo. O. Foster.
I felt that I must write this note lest you forget to visit my abode here on the campus. I have three small orphans under my care and they will be badly injured if they them something. They have no stockings to hang up for they wear none and I implore you to fill the basket which I shall place outside my door. They like fruits, candy, nuts, and bright things to play with; but please bring them to the Christmas morning and find no cheer. Sincerely, G. H. V., Keeper of Darwin, Kate, Huxley.
The Cage; Dec. 16, 1913.
Dear Santa Claus;
Please give the boys all they want so they can pay their laundry bills when they come back.
Dear Old Santa:
Uncle Jimmy.
Laundry Grafter.
Dear Prol. sany:
Please send me a revised copy of that book entitled, "How To Predict Football Victories."
Dear Sammy,
What I want for Christmas is a book illustrating the latest dances.
Faculty Chaperon.
Dear Santy:
Dear Santa:
Please send me a bunch of com-
nunications so I will not have to write editorials.
Dear Sandy Claus:
Please send me an all-victorious team for 1914.
Arthur St. Leger Mosse.
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K. U. CHRISTMAS TREE (SUGGESTIVE GIFTS)
S. G.
A, stuf-
fed dates; a
new ax, Geo.
O. Foster; Stu-
dent Council, a lil-
tle bag of pepper; eligi-
bility committee, a new
nervous system; Glee Club, a
little harmony; orchestra, ragt-
time; Conch Mosse, a muffier;
The Aquarium, 100 new ideas;
Oread Magazine, Quirk: "How to
Write a Short Story"; fraternities, less
publicity; Lawrence water, a filter; Lawr-
rence pantatoriums, permanency; debating
societies, a lid; Daily Kansan, a new editor and some paste; girls, a dean of women; student cor-
pendents, tango dances; the University, mill tax.
W.
N. B. corrections: This was too much for the linotype man, who says the "new ax" belongs to the eligibility committee, and the "nervous system" to Geo. O. Foster.
SECRETARY REDFIELD
FAVORS HAND TRAINING
The result of adequate industrial education will be "peace, precision, and prosperity in industry; happiness and hope in our homes," is the opinion of Secretary of Commerce Redfield.
The University of Texas has scheduled two baseball games with the team of the University of Hiawawa, composed entirely of Chinese, to be played in the latter part of March.
Fancy cutlery at Woodward's, suitable for gifts. Safety razors. -A
EIGHTY SEVEN OUT OF
1256 FRESHMEN PERFECT
Statistics of physical standard of the freshman class at the University of Pennsylvania just compiled by Dr. McKenzie and his staff during the physical examination, show that there are only eight-seven men out of a total of 1256 who are free from physical defects. More than one-third of the class have some apparent defect of the eyes.
Ladies skate free at Auditorium. Tuesday night none but gentlemen and ladies admitted.-Adv.
Send the Daily Kansan home.
Gifts of Quality
The College Jeweler
Do It Now
Merry Christmas
A Merry Christmas
and
A Happy and Prosperous
New Year
We await your return with our regular line of Superior Meals and Superior Service
Lee's College Inn
Cluett, Peabody & Co., Inc. Maker
Johnston's—Milwaukee Whitman's—Philadelphia and other popular brands of Box Chocolates, Nuts and Fruits in great variety [at
Wilson's Drug Store
25c to $5.00
A GOOD PLACE TO EAT AT
ANDERSON'S
OLD STAND
JOHNSON & TUTTLE
715 PROPS. Mass.
See the New Parker Self-Filling Fountain Pen Office Supplies, Typewriters F. I. CARTER
1025 Mass. Bell phone 1061
ROYAL ROCHESTER
PROTSCH The College Tailor
KENNEDY & ERNST
826 MAS8. ST.
PHONES 341
8854 Bell
6456 Red Home
Chafing dishes, casseroles, coffee machines and percolators. The finest line of metal and wood serving trays in the city.
PURE MILK
From a Sanitary Dairy
ROY DAY
6456 Red Hex
We have a few of the Wilhelm campus pictures left for Xmas presents. We save you money on framing.
J. a. Keeler
WATKINS
NATIONAL BANK
Capital $100,000
Surplus and profits $100,000
The Student Depository
939 MASS.
LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas.
Largest and best equipped business college in Kansas. W. H. Quakenbush, Pres.; E. S. Weatherby, Supt.
K. U. View Books
The best book of K. U. views ever shown. Nothing nicer for a present. Your friends will appreciate it.
Boyles Book Store 728 Mass. St.
A KODAK for Christmas We have a full line
RAYMOND'S Drug Store
FeaturingMilk Chocolates "SWEDE" Phones 540
W. A. Guenther
Phones 226 721 Mass
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