UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the Universit
EDITORIAL STAFF
HERBERT FLUNT - - - - - Editor-in-Chief
GLENSON ALLYNE - - - - Associate Editor
JOHN LAIRD - - - - Sport Editor
JOHN LIAIRD - - - - High School Editor
JOHN GLOSSENER - - - such is the only way a real honor sentiment can come, and the recognition of depth and permanency in the movement should serve to encourage those who are furthering it. Honor sentiment that comes over night is not worth the having.
BUSINESS STAFF
RAY ENERGY . . . Circulation Manager
BAY BIMOOP . . . Advertising
REPORTIAL STAFF
RANDOLPH KENNEDY
SAM DEGEN
Entered as seccon-1-class mail matter September 17, 1916, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Subscription price $2.50 per year, in
advance; one term, $1.50.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
Address all communications to
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN,
Lawrence, Kans.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate further than merely printing the news by standing with students' faces, for instance, to be clean; to be cheerful; to be friendly; to have more serious problems to uen headers; to have an ability to student of the University.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1913
The Department of Journalism is assisting the officers of the Daily Kansan in news gathering, head of the department for six weeks. The student assists from the department today are:
Editorial Assistants; Frank O'Sullivan;
Frank Henderson, Glendon Alline.
News Editor: Henry Maloy; assistants
Joe Howard, John Henry.
Exchange editor, John M. Henry.
Society reporter, Lucille Hildinger.
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for companion. MEMBERSON. MEMBERSON.
IT'S DEAD EASY
If students just realized how easy it is to organize a K. U. county club and hold a Christmas holiday banquet in their home counties, the president of the central organization would be worked to death in the next two weeks.
Moreover, if students only knew how much pleasure the old grades derive from these affairs, and how eagerly high school seniors accept invitations to attend, the rush to start the good work would be increased.
The time for organization is now!
If you didn't attend that meeting this afternoon, don't fail to attend the next and get your county into the "Pull-for-K.-U-class."
Dr. Edna Day advises K. U. girls to save bank accounts. Matrimonial papers please do not copy, as already too few of the University women stay for graduation.
A TRUE NOTE
Perhaps the most encouraging note in the honor sentiment movement at the University this fall is the fact that the movement, instead of flaring up for a day and then dying out, is growing, slowly, but surely.
Although the football season is over, the enthusiasm for "touch-downs" is still evident on the lips (upper) of many young men in the University.
THE SAVING WIFE
The fitful struggle to get money necessary to step higher from single blessedness will have passed forever with the coming of Dr. Edna Day's sweet girl graduates with bank accounts. The "hope box" will no longer contain fine linen spun and woven by delicate fingers, but rather the beginning of a happy home in which the dove of poverty will never enter.
In season and out of season, the quarters, halves and dollars which have heretofore been spent carelessly are to be saved to buy hubby's cigars, pay the downtown club dues, the iceman and the milkman.
the teenagers in the room. No more is matrimony to be faced with gloom. There is a chance for us all. The self-denial endured in detaching themselves from the spending habit will enable our fu-
cure wives to make over the spring hat and gown for use in the fall campaign, so that the latest sanitary device can be secured and hubby's household duties lightened.
Times are certainly growing better.
CHAPEL AT TEN O'CLOCK
CHAPEL AT TEN O'CLOCK
Changing the hour from ten o'clock to eleven and dispensing with two classes a week have not made the new chapel arrangements entirely successful, if one were to judge from the throngs of students leaving the hill at eleven o'clock.
The larger crowd seems to be going down the hill, not to chapel.
The change from five exercises a week to two is undoubtedly a good move. However, when eleven o'clock comes on Tuesdays and Fridays the morning's work is over, and it is indeed a strong chapel attraction that keeps students from loading down the hill until dinner time.
Isn't the eleven o'clock hour a natural handicap to chapel attendance? Why not have chapel at ten o'clock and secure the attendance of students who must remain on the hill for a last-hour class?
TOO TRUE
Waiting for lunch or breakfast
Is a trial so hard to bear;
Waiting for car or carriage;
Makes the victim sometimes swear.
Waiting for a friend or loved one
Makes life a mournful wreck.
But there's nothing racked the system
Quite like waiting for a check.
Daily Illini.
A Bible and a newspaper in every house, a god school in every district all studied and appreciated as they merit—are the principal support of virtue, morality and civil liberty. Franklin.
NOT BLAMING THE COACH!
After the Crimson sunset has faded into the dusk, something can now be heard of the University football team. Its season, with three tie games and two defeats, has of course been too pitiful unsuccessful for the people to call "satisfactory." In points, the team lost to Harvard by a considerable margin, and teams, gratitude, or irrid, is the usual consolation. But, in Captain Evan's eleven, every man of Yale takes just and exultant pride. Its struggle from impotence against Colgate to excellence against Princeton has never been surpassed by any Yale team. Its playing against perhaps the best fotball machine that ever represented Harvard brought more honor to Yale than actual victory at the inferior Harvard teams. Its fight Saturday, though the team "unsatisfactory," was a magnificent embodiment of something implied in the word Yale.
In the memory of that fight, engraved upon the minds of even the Harvard spectators, the bitterness of defeat vanishes. Captain Ketcham ended a most enviable football career by brilliant and spirited playing; and, like him, the other bers of the team gave out elements of their strength. *Electric Yale*'s playing was a tribute to the excelent player of Mr. Howard Jones. A second year under such competent instruction, with the same irreprotable enthusiasm among all undergraduates and graduates, will give Yale a football season that is really "satisfactory."-Yale News.
OUR DAILY QUIZ
Use honor system and grade yourselves
A. —The same species who knows more about baseball and the World's Series than either Connie Mack or Christy Matthewson.
THE BARBER SHOP COACH Q-What is it?
Q. What is the matter when the toaster goes on the game, according to the barber shop computer?
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A.—When the team loses the game.
Q. —What is his season?
Q—When would the barber shop coach have used a different style of cutlery?
Q——What does he do from September to Thanksgiving?
A—Draw his pig, talk football,
B—Walk the dog, talk football.
C—玩 it, play Podunk and Jonesville.
Q—When the second game is lost, what does this indoor coach report?
A. —Lack of training, poor coaching—and a nice little cut on the customer's left jaw.
A. The team is going to pieces—over-trained, or over-confident.
A. The barber shop coach loses another "two-bits" and forthwith commences his search for revenge and reform.
Q. —If the team loses the Missouri game, what then?
So you have come a-courting, boy,
with honnet in your hand
Q—What is his line of reform?
A—New coaches, new plays, new team, new everything—but no new barber shop coach.
THE LAST FORTRESS
And all the little jungle tricks that women understand;
Go off and win your spurs, boy, and then come back to me;
You swear your love is true, lad, and bend your knee so low;
I'll never take a lady's page to tend the hearth with me
And the I will not have you, sir, I
can not say you no .
Now, don't go to whimpering, but set your teeth and win;
And when you come a knocking next,
mayhags I'll let you in.
I love a flashing rapiper that glances in the sun,
A bronzeed and battle-sabred cheek that tells of ramparts won,
A coal-black stallion's ringing feet and straining nostrils wide,
And strength to swing a battle-ax as fast and far we ride.
There is no lady in the land, the fair
auld, proud she be.
Wo would be flattered by a boy, for all his courtesy;
There is no lady rich and grand who would not leave her bower.
air marshal.
But if a knights-at-arms should come
from the bloody blood and shield.
with her. She did not rise.
That she did would not rise,
and feel her, nerved to yield.
To share with love a soldier's cloak
and midnight's darkest hour;
THE FATE OF HAZERS
So when you come from conquering perhaps I may adore you
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Unless a fairer, bolder and snipier my heart before you.—Willard Wattles (K. U. '08) in the Independent.
Four men have been expelled from the University for hazing. Two of these men were able candidates for the swimming team. Some day in the distant future sophomores and freshmen are going to realize that hazing is synonymous with appalishment. Day Illinois will wipe this disastrous, childish practice, and the sophomore class will be able to keep its full membership through the hazing season. May heaven speed the day—Daily Illini.
CLEVER THINGS THE
OTHER FELLOW SAYS
THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN IN K. U.
Henry was at college. He had been spending somewhat too free, and he was sharp. It was near the holidays and he hated to write home for money. As a last resort he pawned his dress suit to tide him over.
When the time came to leave for home the suit was unredeemed. He knew he would need it at home. He hurriedly redeemed it at the last moment, packed it in the grip and was off.
His mother was helping him unpack. She came to the coat. Yes, this is this.
"Henry," she asked, "what is this ticket on your coat for?"
ticket on your coat to be
"Why, mother," he replied,
"I went to a dance and had my coat
checked."
She continued putting away his garments. "They were too tired." They, too were ticketed.
"Henry!" she exclaimed, "what
dance or dance was that?" Kansas
[duolian] literature.
Mistress—"Really, cook, what have you been doing? Seven o'clock—and the rabbit not put on yet!"
Cook—"Can't 'elp it, ma'am; I never knew anything take so long to pluck in my life."—Sketch.
Pinfeathers
To run a newspaper all a fellow has to do is to be able to write poems, discuss the tariff and money questions, umpire a baseball game, report a wedding, saw wod, describe a fire so that the readers will shed their wraps, make $1 do the work of $10, shine at a dance, measure calico, abuse the liquor habit, test whiskey, subscribe to charge you without meals, attract silver, wear diamonds, invent advertisements, snare at snobbery, overlook pumpkin raisins, minister to the officiated, heal the disgruntled, fight to a finish, set type, mold opinions, sweep out the office, speak at the prayer-meetings, and stand in with everybody and everything.-Palestine (Mo.) Wabash Pearl.
Some Versatility
You can lead a woman to the mirror, but you can't make her see herself as others she her. - Smart Set.
Placing Her
"How would you classify a phone
girl giving you information or a profes-
sion? (business or a profession?)
Obvious
"Neither," replied the boob. "It is a calling." -Washington Herald.
"What is your favorite flower, Duke?" asked the heiress. "But I ought to know that without asking."
"The marigold."—Kansas City Journal.
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A GOOD PLACE TO EAT AT
Brunswick Bowling Alley
Four Regulation Allies with
loop-the-loop return.
JOHNSON & TUTTLE
715 PROPS. Mass.
Brunswick Bowling Alley
PROTSCH The College Tailor
714 Mass.
Francisco & Co. Livery, Hacks and Garage
812 Vermont Phones 139
ROYAL ROCHESTER
Chafing dishes, casseroles, coffee machines and percolators. The finest line of metal and wood serving trays in the city.
KENNEDY & ERNST
823 MASS. ST.
PHONES 341
Lawrence, Kansas.
Largest and best equipped business college in Kansas. W. H. Quakenbush, Pres.; E. S. Weatherby, Supt.
FeaturingMilk Chocolates "SWEDE"
Phones 540
See the New Parker
Self-Filling Fountain Pen
Office Supplies, Typewriters
F. I. CARTER
25 Mass.
Bell phone 104
A. Come on Down
to
JIM'S
Tonight
1101 Mass. St.
Particular Cleaning and Pressing
FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE
Lawrence Pantatorium
W. W. Warren  Bath Plunge 5105
F. & G. Cucumber and Elder Flower
CREAM
25c Bottles at
McCOLLLOCH'S Drug Store.
Notice
Students
O. P. Leonard's Panstatorium is on the job again this year.
Best of work, quick.
lowest prices. If agent misses you
call Bell 501, Home 180
We Give Club Rates
841 Mass, St. Upstairs.
Sam S. Shubert
MAT. WED. and SAT.
Broadway Honeymoon
We have a few of the Wilhelm campus pictures left for Xmas presents.
We save vou money on framing.
J. A. Keeler
939 MASS.
W. A. Guenther
Phones 226
BOWERSOCK THEATRE
Give Us a Trial
MON. DEC. 8
721 Liesn
JOSEPH E. HOWARD
IN
Broadway Honeymoon" With EMMA CARUS
FOR TAXI PHONES 12
Knox Wilson Mabel McCone Carl Randall Frances Kennedy Nan Halperin Arthur Deming Geo. Fox
And
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Balcony:
2nd Balcony:
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Next 4 Rows $1.00
First 5 Rows $1.00
Next 3 Rows 75c
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A Few of the Hits in
A BROADWAY HONEYMOON
"An Irish Suffragette"
"Tuning the Strings of My Heart"
"On a Broadway Honeymoon"
"Pity Poor Old Solomon"
"Salvation Glide"
"September Morn"
"Cotton Picking Time in Tennessee"
"When the One You Love Loves You"
"Iust Love Me" and "Dancing Man"
A DELIGHTFUL CHORUS OF DANCING BEAUTIES
BOWERSOCK THEATRE Monday, Dec. 8
SEATS AT WOODARD'S
All want ads must be accompanied with cash. The price is reasonable. Results Sure.
University Calendars!
For Christmas Presents. On sale by the Y.W.C.A.
At Old Check Stand Every Morning
PRICE, FIFTY CENTS
OR PHONE MISS CARROLL, 1735; or MARIE SEALY, 295
The neckties Offer's have on sale special at 25c are sure going fast.— Adv.
A kodak tank will save development money. Get one for Christmas from Woodward's—Adv. 56-3