UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University
EDITORIAL STAFF
HERBERT PLINT - - - - Editor-in-Chief
GLEENDON ALYLIE - - - Associate Editor
JOHN C. MADDEEN - - - Managing Editor
LANDON LAIRD - - - High School Editor
High School Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
RAD EVIDENCE ... Circulation Manager
JOE BISHOP ... Advertising
REPORTIAL STAFF
RANDOLPH KENNEDY
SAM DEGEN
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Entered as second-Class matr mastier
Lawrence, Kannas, under the act of Marci
Lawnice.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
Address all communications to
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN,
Lawrence, Kans.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate program of the university further than merely printing the news by standing with students on their knees, to be clean; to be cheerful for students, to be cheerful for students, to leave serious problems to wiser head at it; to be aware of the ability of a faculty member at the University.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1913
Editorial Assistant for today, Leon Harsh.
News editor, Charles Gilson; assistants,
Luc Burger, John Glässer.
Exchange editor, John M. Henry.
Society reporter, Lucie Hildinger.
Talent alone cannot make a writter,
there must be a man who books
the book.
WIN TWICE
Tomorrow at Columbia is the last chance Kansas will have this year to get two victories in one day.
get two RESULTS.
At Manhattan we beat the Aggies in score, but not in sportsmanship; at the Washburn game we had the score but not the sportsmanship; against Nebraska we had the spirit but not the score.
spirit that was At Missouri tomorrow we should end the season right both by winning the game and by outdoing Missouri in sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct.
Place: Special sleeper nearing Columbia, Mo.
Time: 6:00 or 7:00 a. m. Saturday morning.
READ THIS, THEN START
A University Missourian headline reads, "Prof. C. L. Brewer Orders Silence This Week in Haven of Tigers." Sort o' practicing for next week's deep silence, perhaps.
You are going—even if some short-sighted professor did assign a quiz for Monday. Quizzes come often but Missouri-Kansas football games but once a year.
You surely realize that your presence and voice at Columbia will increase our chances of winning the game tomorrow. What does a tenspot compare with the pleasure you will get from the trip?
Here's your hat, now GO IT.
In giving the results of the Jaya-
hawker-Cornhusk game, the New
York Sun reports; Nebraska 9, Missi-
souri Valley 0.
Football is not played at Columbia University. Neither is it played at Washington University.
Thanksgiving is the official home-gathering day and each student can do wonders toward making a success of it in his particular home.
HOME NEXT WEEK
Leave all University activities at the University, go home to visit and do most of your visiting with your parents. Forget your text books and your problems and when you get home talk "sense." Mother doesn't know what a trapezoid is and dad doesn't care whether "doner" is conjugated with "etre" or with nitro-glycerin.
And, too, it might be a good idea to leave that new mackinaw in Lawrence or the hired man when he sees you coming up the lane will think the red cow is out and will start a rock toward you.
In short, let us all, all who can,
journey homeward and for the three
or four days be "just folks."
"At the request of the freshman class, the Student Council granted first-year men permission to wear freshman caps," etc. Oh, ha, ho, hum, how beautiful the Wakarusa Valley looks this morning.
MAKES A WINNING NOISE
This "all-Kansas eleven" is proposed by the Manhattan Industrial.
Bucklin,
Downs,
Andover,
Strong City,
Winfield,
Shields,
Kickapoo,
Somerset,
Dodge City,
Chase,
Rush Center.
OH THAT NOON HOUR!
It is to be hoped that the University Council will not see fit to make a ruling that afternoon classes begin at one o'clock. The main reason for the proposed change, is that sometimes it is necessary that lights be turned on before the end of the afternoon or that some of the Kansas City students have difficulty in catching a train. Should either of these horrid events happen it certainly would be a deadly blow to the University. The light plant is running all day and half dozen passenger trains run to the city after school hours.
No doubt it is nice for the University Council to get home early and go a-puting on the golf links, or bounce the baby on its knees, or perhaps take the old gray mare out for a little exercise. Likewise it is also great for the average student to do a marathon to his restaurant and another marathon back before one o'clock.
Should Missouri chance to beat K. U. at football this year it will be unfair for the Lawrence merchants to blame hard times on the Democratic administration—Kansas City Star.
CAMPUS OPINION
A WARNING TO CHAUFFEURS
Editorial Daily Kansan:
I appeal to the Daily Kansan to help save my life. It is useless to reply that it is of no value to anyone but the owner. It is the only one I have and I would hate to lose it by my own carelessness, let alone the carelessness of another. I have the great good fortune to live on one of the automobile and motorcycle speedways of Lawrence.
Here pass in daily review all the horseless vehicles of the community, from the auto truck which jars the earth and which would have been a splendid feature for old Homer to have mounted Jove in, to the flashing, sputtering, shattering, blare, honking and smell as if I were expending $1.-000 a month. And every chauffeur, whether the owner wearing diamonds or the gentleman wearing his calves in leather chokers, seems to imagine when he reaches her. He knows that crossing of the Styx; he sets his face, throws the ten commandments overboard and turns loose for Hades.
I have succeeded so far in dodging this bombardment of Lawrence autos but it has not been the fault of the drivers. They have done their best and some day they will get me. I am not as spry as I once was and it takes quick work to dodge an auto or cycle which adenly assails you when at 65 miles and that before you have got our breath the machine is out of sight and the sentiments you hurt after it land in the lap of the next one—thought, of course, nothing is wasted.
I am led to make this appeal because last week, as I stepped from a street car in front of my home, I was saved from decorating the front of a buzz car only for the reason that, wary from experience, I cautiously looked behind. As it was I nearly lost the end of my nose.
I should hate to occasion any sorrow to any chauffeur, kid-gloved or leather-shanked, and I know if one killed me he would be sorry, which would be very sad for him; would do me no good and would be but I would be dead and my wife and students would be wearing black.
I have had dogs killed and said nothing. Dogs have no particular value, though much more than some people in autos.
What I propose is to reverse things. I shall try to get the chauffeur first. Then he will be dead and I will be sorry—maybe. I appeal for leniency if such comes to pass.
Facultatus.
Out of the silence, song;
Out of the bud, a rose;
Out of the rose, the scent
The wood wind bellow.
—Independent.
Out of the word, a war;
Out of the steel, a ship,
And,'so we are all going
Out of the germ the grip.
—Denver Republican.
Out of the winter, spring;
Out of the plantlet, grass;
Out of the garden, seeds,
And out of the garden, seeds.
—St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
GENESIS.
Out of the bureau, a hat;
Out of the drawer, a braid;
Out of the closet, a rat;
Out of the house, a maid.
—Saint Post-Intelligencer.
Out of the turkey, some scraps;
Out of the "spuds," a mash;
Out of the head, a lock of hair;
Out of them all, some hash.
—Yonkers Statesman.
Out of the west, a cloud;
Out of the cloud, two teams;
Out of the fight the two put on
The Missouri Tiger's screams.
—University Daily Kansan.
AN OLD FAVORITE
"There was an answer expected,
was there, Mr. Barkis?" said I, opening
m eyes. For this was a new light to me.
"When a man say he's willin'",
said Mr. Barkis, turning his glance slowly on me again, "it's as much as that man 'aawait' for an awasser."
"Nothing come of it," he explained, looked at me sideways. "No answer."
"Well," said Mr. Barkis, carrying his eyes back to his horse's ears, "that man's been awaitin' for a answer ever since."
"Well, Mr. Barkis?"
"Have you told her so, Mr. Barkis?"
"N—no." growled Mr. Barkis, reflecting about it. "I ain't got no call to go and tell her so. I never said you could myself. I ain't ansi-gt to tell her so."
"Would you like me to do it, Mr. Barkis?" said I, doubtfully.
soon or late,
She finds some honest gander for
me.
"Ah!" said Mr. Barkis, with a nod of his head.
"You might tell her, if you would," said Mr. Barkis, with anoth- omber: "the 'that Babies was awaken' for a answer. Sayles was— what name is it?"
Barber (beginning the hair cut)—Have you heard the story about the man that—(resuming business)—it .short. sir?
"Christian name? Or natural name," said Mr. Barkis.
"Oh, it's not her Christian name.
Her Christian name is Clara."
"is it though" said Mr. Barkis. He seemed to find an immense strength in his patience, and sat pondering and inwardly whispering for some time.
—Pope.
Beggar—'Can you help a pore
rent, mister?'
"Well!" he resumed at length.
"Says you, 'peggotty.' Barkis is awatin' for a answer "Says she, for a question what is he to问你, To what I told you," What is that? " says she. "Barkis is willin', says you."—David Copperfield.
RISIBLE REMARKS FOR THE SOMBRE STUDENT
Customer (a tired user)—Yes; a mere synopsis will do!-Tit-Bits.
Passbyer? "Hum! What sort of a
agent do you call yourself
"as?"
"He is in 'Who's Who,' I believe?" "Yes, but he is much more prominent in 'Here's How.'"
There swims no goose so gay, but soon or late.
It was in a schoolroom, and during a review of history since the crea-
Boston Transcript
"Washington," hastily repaired a bright boy, quoting a familiar slogan, "first in war, first in peace, first ___"
When a pretty couette gets busy with her handkerchief, some silly young men is anxious to find out how the wild ways are saying—Popularity.
A proposal never seems just right to a girl unless it is backed up by some moonlight scenery.—Personality.
"Wrong, Adams was the first man."
"Oh, the pupi sniffed disgusted,
"you are talking about foreigner-
"Who was the first man?" the examining teacher asked.
—Puck.
—New York Tribune.
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