UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF HERBERT FLAINT - Editor-in-Chief GLEMONT ALLIVINE - Associate Editor JOHN LARIE - Sport Editor JOHN LAIRD - School Editor JOHN GLESSNER - High School Editor BUSINESS STAFF Ebruy Amra Aman Advertising Manager Circulation Manager Joe Benion Advertising REPORTIAL STAFF LUCY BARGER RANDOLPH KENNEDY BRODIE SADKOOM HANDELSON Entered in as second-class mail matter lawyer, the Supreme Court of Lawrence, Kanning under the act of March 1970. Subscription price $2.50 per year, in advance; one term, $1.50. Published in the afternoon five times a week by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, Lawrence, Kans. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate and graduate students further than merely printing the news by standing with them. The journal no juniors; to be clients, to be cheerful to leave; to be gentle to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; to be able to students of the University. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1913. Editorial assistants for today's paper, John M. Henry and H. C. Morgan News editor, Lucy Barger, assistants, Leon Howe, Jack Greenlees, Joe Howard. News editor, Lucy Burger; assistants. Howe, Jack Greenwell, Joe Howard. Exchange editor, John M. Henry. Society reporter, Laurie Hildinger. Solomon says: "A fool despiseth his father's instruction; but he that regardeth the truth is prudent." FROM COACH OMAP But Right or Left as straight as the Player goes; he used to down upon them. The Ball no question makes of Eyes and Nose And He that tossed you down upon the Field "YOU ARE VERY WELCOME" He goes it for the Goal, he goes, HE GOES. YOU ARE VERY WELL. Once more the University extends a welcoming hand to all alumni and friends who are our guests this week at the University's second Homecoming. Last year we entertained you by twisting the Tiger's tail. This year we are offering a good old fashioned "Huskin' Bee." Some of you may be here for the first time. We are glad to see you and want you to feel at home. Every K. U. man and woman is at your service. This is an age of propriety. First the good old song, "Hail, hall, the gang's all here" has been toned down to "mustn't say the naughty words now." Now the latest is "Cousin" Smith. NINE RAHS FOR THESE MEN While you're cheering the team on tomorrow, add a cheer for the fellows on the sidelines who, although unable to take much part in the game, contribute in no small degree to the success of the team by their presence ready to go in should a regular be laid out. Nine rahs for the subs! And consider the case of the injured regular on the sidelines, biting his lips from disappointment at being unable to get into the big game of the season because of injuries sustained in one of the preliminary games. Nine rahs for the crippled Let those Nebraskans who are sure of beating K. U. remember Josh Billings's saying, "I don't take no chances. When I mourn for a dead mule I go 'round in front of him to shed my tears." Bankruptcy is too good for the boarding club that announced a "miscellaneous course" to its hungry bardens the other evening and then served hash. FOOTBALL If you are getting on in years—say, to the time when the young follows begin to caution you that it is imprudent to run upstairs—it is a good thing to go out to play. A game with the crowd. A perilous sally thing, a football game, you think as you see the struggling, swaying mass in the middle of the field. And the cheer leader. Did you ever see anything more ous than the fiercest shots of his team, so the sollemly calls for "mine" 'rhs" for So-and-So? But as the game progresses and you see some thrilling runs around the end, and some reckless tackling, and some nerve line bucking, all for the honor of the team and the college—well, you begin to warm up. Before the last quarter is over you have picked your team, if you haven't one to start with and you frantically for it to get the ball afront that stanchly defended goal line. After all, youth is a great thing. The well fought college football game, with its fine abandon and its compelling enthusiasm and its fervid admonitions to the players makes the blood flow faster through the veins of the most sedate person of middle age—Kansas City Times. FOOTBALL IN SHAKESPEARE "Down! Down!"—Henry VI. "Wel] placed."—Henry V. “An excellent pass.”—The Tempest "A touch a touch I do confess,"— Hamlet. "I do comment you to their backs." Macheth. "More rushes! More rushes!"— Henry IV. "Pell mell down with them!"—Love's Laws Lost. "This shouldering of each other." —Henry VI. "Being down I have the placing." —Cymbeline "Let him not pass, but kill him" —Othello. "I'll catch it ite ite ite to round." - Mabceth. "Tis sport to maul a runner" Anthony and Cleopatra. "We must have bloody noses and cracked crowns."-HIV, IV "Worthy air thou 'bleedest; thy exercise hath been too violent"¹ “It’s the first time that ever I heard breaking of ribs was sport.”—Ag You Like It—Boston Transcript. THE ETERNAL SURPRISE Clear the way for the young men. They are entering "the strong flourishing, and beautiful age of man's life." They decree the changes. The map of the world may be rolled up—every acre tramped upon and inhabited. But still they come claiming all the time to be turned their pioneer. Domains must be guarded for them if the old earth has gone stale. If the life of danger and discovery is ended, then they will turn their hand against our secure world and refashion the pleasant places. They will uproot tradition and shatter the institution. We should like it if they were not so scheme, if they were ruddy and cheery and ended there. But they come earnest and critical. They jeer at our failures, reject our compromises. It isn't our idea of youth, our peaceful picture of what youth should be. Poets sing it as if it were a pretty thing, possession of glee, care of beastiness is lusty with power and disastrous to comfort. Men sigh for it as if it had vanished with Old Japan at the hour when it is ramping in their courtyard and challenging their dear beliefs. They are wistful for it in their transfigured memory and the curse it is when their father taught it. Is it what the elders would have it? It does unacceptable things, while age stands blinking and sorrowful. It is unruly, turbulent power on its endless track —Collier's. OUR DAILY QUIZ Use honor system and grade yourself V. LIGHT 1- Is the rainbow produced by moonlight? Yes; but faintly; - it is called a lunar fair. 2. What use has sunlight besides that of giving us light? The light of the sun powerfully affects vegetation. So water can be added to other vegetables; without it plants become white and sickly, as is seen in vegetables growing in a dark soil. Objects presented to the eye have their images depicted on the back part of the eye, called the retina, from which intelligence of the image to the brain. 3-What is the principle of vision? 6-**Do this light come instantaneously** from the sun to the earth? It is that, which is natural to minute animals in the sea, some kinds of fish, certain decaying animal matter, and also the glow worm and fire-flies. 4—What is phosphorescent light? Electricity—Magnetism 5—Mention the source of daylight. No: it is found that light travels at the rate of a hundred and ninety-two thousand miles in a second; according to the theory, it takes eight minutes each the earth. to reach the earth. 7—Name the prismatic colors. 7 - Name the premise colors: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue No; three only are primary, the others being derive, and blue received the name, now red, green, and violet are regarded as the primary colors. Are all these colors primary or elementar? 9—Where are the prismatic colors shown beautifully in nature? By the sun's rays being reflected and decomposed in their passage through the falling snow, they must stand between the sun and the falling shower. 10 - How are the colors of the rainbow produced? Ask The Extension Division A course of lectures on any subject, or single lectures by members of the faculty. Arranged to suit your convenience. The cost is small. For Lectures-for everybody is the "Spalding Policy." 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