UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
EDITORIAL STAFF
The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
HERRBERT FANN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Editor-in-Chief
HOBBY ALEXEY . . . . .
RUSINESS STAFF
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REPORTORIAL STATEMENT
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BILLY BROOKS
DR. MARCEWICK
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Retained as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1870.
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The Daily Kannon aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kanagas; to go further horizons; to play no accessories; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courteous; to be brave; to be student; in all, to press to the best of its ability. The students of the University.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1913
Philosophic.—The difference between truth and gossip is that one is true and the other merely true to life.—Fuck.
WE'RE FROM THE HOME OF THE TIGER
If the junior class places on the campus a real, material class memorial in the form of a clock or chimes, it will be a class unlike any other recent class—a class which acted. Other classes have dreamed beautiful dreams, dreams of rustic walls, memorial pillars, and triumphal entrances, but have never awakened long enough to open a pocketbook or write a check.
enough to open a poetic window.
The juniors have even gone so far as to appoint committees to look into the matter. One especially energetic committee had plans drawn and a picture made of a pillar as it would look when completed. It is still a paper pillar.
The junior class is showing the right spirit. Many believe that it means business, but we—well, when we hear chimes on Mount Oread we will be convinced that class memorials are not myths.
The Jayhawker annual this year will certainly be a novelty. It will be a radical departure from books of former years. The editor shows remarkable originality in his announcements that this year's book will be the best ever.
SPANK THE ICHABODS
You have our best wishes, Washburn, and our respect,
and our sympathy. Without wishing to appear revenge-
ful, we want to say right here that tomorrow we aveague
your victory over us last year.
Nor do we want to seem over-confident; over-confidence lost a game for us last week. This is a fair warning; look out for the Jayhawks tomorrow. We tasted bitter defeat at your hands last year, and we are not selfish. To prove our generosity we will let you taste defeat tomorrow.
"Juniors will give smokers" hisses a sibilent head line Sh! Sh!
"Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue"
—La Rochefoucauld
TO WRITE WELL
For a man to write well, there are required three necessities: To read the best authors, observe the best speakers, and much exercise of his own style. In style, to consider what ought to be written, and after what manner. He must first think and exegote his matter, then choose his words and examine the weight of either. Then take care in placing and ranking both matter and words, that the composition be comely, and to do this with diligence, and often. No matter how slow the style be at first, so it be labored and accurate; seek the best, and be not glad of the forward concents or first words that offer themselves to us, but judge of what we invent, and order what we approve.—Ben Johnson
THE KIND WE WANT
In spite of all this proverb can
I think *twill* be agreed
It is a friend in funds we want,
And not a friend in need.
—New York Sun.
A man can keep the secret of another better than his own; a woman, on the contrary, keeps her own better than that of another.—La Bruyere.
To select well among old things is almost equal to inventing new ones—Trublet.
Pa heard him give the college yell
for joy he could not speak,
he murmured, "Mother, listen
To our Willie talkle Greek."
S. C. Student.
Not one bull-dog yet could eat any other bull-dog's meat;
If you have a good-sized bone, let the other dog alone.
—Anonymous.
The man who likes to hear himself talk always has a large audience.—Life.
THE ORDINARY LOT
To know a little sweetness,
A little woe,
A little love and labor,
Then to go;
Remember for a minute,
Soon forget—
This is the ordinary
Mortal's lot.
Lucile Byerly Miller.
COMMUNICATIONS
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among the Daily Kansas:
It is hard to account for cheating by students. It seems incredible that such an evil could exist among a picked class of young men and women, with the advantages of good surroundings, education and training. Heredity or early environment might explain some cases, but the character of the people excludes this explanation for the situation as a whole. It is hard to understand why young people who have no definite moral sense, and are perfectly upright in their relations with all other people should deliberately be dishonorable in this respect. It seems to me that it is because they do not allow themselves to face the question squarely.
It is not so much a question of moral as of intellectual honesty. They avoid the responsibility of deciding whether it is wrong or not. When a student is working hard for a grade I, and in an examination forgets some little point that he could easily have known if he had just thought to look it up, or had had a little more time; if he can get that answer and so gain his grade simply by glancing at his neighbor's paper, it will need years of training and self-direction to have him feel very strongly that such a look would be morally wrong. From such trivial occasions as this the habit of cheating is formed. Perhaps the system is somewhat at fault which makes his standing as a student depend on such trivial points.
F. H.
The Sequel.
First bachelor maid—"I'd rather have a marriage certificate than a college diploma, for it is so much easier to get."
Second bachelor maid—"True; but think of the work after you get it!" —Judge.
UNIVERSITY PRIMER Monosyllabic Expositions For Primitive Minds
NUM-BER TWO
"Most of the stu-dents at the U-nli-si-vet-of Kansas are a-way from home, are they not, Jo-seph?"
"Yes, Su-sie, the vast ma-jor-i-ty are on-ly tem-po-ry resi-les in Law-rence."
they must be-come ve-ry lone-some, then, for home and me-thet."
"Yes, they would, were it not for those pe-cu-il-ari insti-tuitions of col-le-ges, so-ci-e-ties or-gan-called for the pre-vention of home-sick-ness. These are called sor-or-i-ties when the mem-berm-bship is fem-i-nile, but the mascu-line or-gan-i-za-tions are known as fra-ter-nil-ties."
"Do all stu-dents be-long to fra-ter-ni-ties or nor-or-i-
ties, se-oph?"
"Oh, no; some would not, and oth-ers could not. These are called barb-i-r-ans ias dist-disguised from Greeks or frats. They have oth-er means to com-bat lon-lil-nes, of which the most com-mon is a room-mate."
"Room-mates are de-sir-a-ble, then?"
Room-makers are the per-son. As a class, room-mates have their riai-son d'etre: they halve the high cost of liv-ing"
the high cost of inhom-
*Where do the stu-dents come from, Jo-seph?*
"Where do the stu-dents come?" "Most-ly from with in-the-hide of Kan-san. The student pop-u-lation may in-the-hide in-to four class-as to res-ter the man; those who come from the lar-rer of Kan-san, those from out in the sticks, those who live, in Kan-san Ci-ty, and those who hail from oth-er parts of the u-ni-verse."
"What draws this cosmo-pol-i-tan ag-gre-ga-tion to law-research?"
"The de-sire for an ed-u-ea-tion, Su-sie, and for com-ani-on.ship. Man is a gre-gar-ires ani-ai.mal. He likes to roam a-bout com-par-ing notes with oth-rest lessyouths. Through this as-so-ci-a-tion with var-i-iouskinds of peo-ple the sim-ple be·come wise, and the wise be-beome or-wer-wise."
More to the Dollar.—George Adc, at the recent Lamb's gambol in New York, objected to the extravagance of the modern wife. "It is true that the married men of today," he ended, "have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters." —The Mirror.
Met His Match.—Railroad Attorney—"You are sure it was our Flier that killed your mule? What makes you so positive?"
Going Kind.
*positive?*
Rastus—"He dan licked ebry other train on de road."
—Puck.
**Xetor.** "What is it that’s always going from editor to editor?" The kind that’s always going from editor to editor."
—Woman's Home Companion.
lookskimmed- "No one
Editor-" "Then where did you get that black eye?"
-Satire.
Editor—"Have you submitted this poem anywhere else?"
AT THE LAWRENCE CHURCHES
Jokesmith—"No sir."
Trinity Church (Episcopal) — Vermont and Berkeley.
The Rev. Evan Alexander Edward, M. A. rector. 7:30 a.m. The Holy Communion. Service over by 8; 10 a.m., Sunday School Model Kindergarten from 10-12 in charge of experienced teacher. Student classes forming in upper school. Students invited at present to attend Skilton's lectures on Faith and Worship. 11 a.m., Morning prayer and sermon; 5 p.m., evening prayer and sermon. The full choir at both services. All welcome.
Unitarian Church, Vermont and Hancock. Service 10:30 a.m., sermon, "The Church and the Social Question"; Sunday school 11:45 a.m. A class of University students has been formed to study Unitarian thought, under the direction of the minister. First meeting this Sunday. Come and learn what we are doing. Young People's Meeting 6:45 p.m. Leader Dr. A.W. Clark, subject, "Justice and the Law."
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Notice
Students
O. P. Leonard's *Pantatorium* is or the job again this year.
Best of work, quick service, and lowest prices. If agent misses you call Bell 501, Home 180
We Give Club Rates
841 Mass. St. Upstairs.
Particular Cleaning and Disinfecting
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K. U. PANTATORIUM AND DYE WORKS
Student Rates: See Our Solicitors
Cleaning and Ladies's Work a
Specialty.
JACK FULLERTON
1400 Louisiana
Phones: Bell, 1400; Home, 140
SAM S. SHUBERT
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Brunswick Bowling Alley
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When calling for a good brand of
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At all first class dealers
We have some good values in Pennants Pictures & Posters to close out
J. W. Keeler
939 MASS.
ROYAL ROCHESTER
Chafing dishes, casseroles, coffee machine and percolators. The finest line of metal and wood serving trays in the city.
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820 MASS. ST.
PHONES 341
SAVE THE PIECES
We have added Lens Grinding Machinery to our Optical department.
Any Lens Duplicated
Glasses Fitted.
HESTER
Jeweler and Optician
Lawrence, Kansas.
LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas.
Largest and best equipped business college in Kansas. W. H. Quenbak, busz. Pres.; E. S. Weatherby, Supt.
A GOOD PLACE TO EAT
AT
ANDERSON'S OLD STAND
JOHNSON & TUTTLE PROPS.
Fresh Oysters, Regular Meals, Short Orders, Confectionery, Cigars, Etc.
715 Massachusetts Street
McColloch's Drug Store
Lowney's Chocolates
Francisco & Co.
Livery, Hacks and
Garage
812 Vermont Phones 139
Dancing
Mrs. J. L. Newhouse's Dancing School
Saturday
Saturday morning at 9 o'clock, Ecke's Hall. Private lessons by appointment.
Bell 938