UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
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Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
The Daily Kanson aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students for the ideals the University holds; to play no favors; to be chemis; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be congratuous; to learn more about the University in all, to serve to the best of its ability to students of the University.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
Address all communications to
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANBAN,
Lawrence.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1913.
If your hair is coming out remember Sampson. He made his biggest killing after he lost his hair—Personality.
NICHT WAHR?
Speaking of the Aggie defeat Saturday, no doubt a German would say, "Man hattan sie geboten."
FAIR PLAY
Beat K. U.—that's what everybody is saying and that' just what we are going to do today. We have the best team in the state and just for the fun of it we are goin to prove it to the most skeptical.
In the past the games have been lost by the very closest of margins, but this year the margin is to be in favor of the Aggies.
The Coach suggested at the mass meeting the other night that the rooters should treat the visitors in the best manner possible. When our team goes to other colleges, we are sore if they are not given a fair chance and treated well. Now is a chance to start the custom of "Fair Play from the bleachers." Common courtesy does not cost anything and the visitors appreciate all that we do for them. Let's beat Kansas fairly and squarely and use no "horse play" in doing it.—Kansas Argie.
The Aggies are certainly to be complimented on their treatment of the visitors Saturday. Moreover, the spirit of good sportsmanship they showed throughout the contest was not confined to their courtesy toward the K. U. rooters.
The Aggies were behind their team from start to finish though decisively defeated. Even when the last touchdown was made the Aggies might have made it, judging from the way the Aggie stands cheered the team. To the finish, to the last down, the Farmers backed their team.
Certainly the Jayhawkers cannot claim two victories at Manhattan Saturday.
Haymaker played on the Aggie team Saturday. Make your own joke.
NINE RAHS FOR BENNY OWENS
Kansas has lots of respect for Benny Owens, coach of the Oklahoma Sooners, whom the Jayhawkers play at Norman Friday afternoon.
Coach Owens is an old K. U. football star and has beaten us twice in the last two years. He may do it again this week—maybe.
Whether he does or doesn't, the Jayhawkers always look forward to the Oklahoma game knowing they are meeting dyed-in-the-wool sportsmen led by an old K. U. man. And oddly enough, no matter how the game results, K. U. gets some honor out of it.
Here's our hand to Benny Owens, and a good game t him and us both next Friday.
The world has more use for the cheerful idiot than for the melancholy sage—Personality.
Colleges Wanted
Wanted—Colleges. Owing to the rapid progress in ideas and ideas, facts, figures and functions, the undersigned would like to get into immediate communication with colleges having a speaking acquaintance with twentieth century educational needs. Colleges that specialize in live subjects, live issues, live languages, and live professors preferred. No college carrying excess baggage belonging to the nineteenth, eighteenth, or seventeenth century need apply. In writing please state how many substantial changes you have made in your curriculum in the past forty years and the nature of said changes. State also whether your president considers it more important to have a helpful and truth-teaching institution, or with honorary degrees in each hand, to chase trust magnates for endowments. Address, Anxious Parent, Olacusus Boulevard, N. Y.
—Life.
Freshman caps made their bow several weeks ago; Friday before the paddling-squad freshmen made their bow.
Dreamers, contrary to the general opinion, are the most practical people when they have a mind to be: that is, when they have got hold of something worth while being practical about. And there is nothing that answers that description like a dream. All accomplished things, though they may be made of stone and iron, were dreams once, and as delicate as the rainbow.—Richard Le Gallienne.
Worry is the father of insomnia and the traitor in our camp that dampens our powder and weakens our aim.— Personality.
COMMUNICATIONS
(Communications to the Daily Kansan must be signed as an evidence of good faith, though not necessarily for publication. The column is open to all Daily Kansan readers).
Ever since I heard, the other day, the disturbance of Friday's chapel condoned on the grounds of "thoughtlessness" I have been wondering—unnecessarily, I suppose—at what stage a college student may be expected to begin thinking.
To the Editor of the Daily Kansan:
This, however, I take to be wholly so: that the noisy "thoughtlessness" of two or three hundred paddle-armed upper classmen constituted a discounty toward the distinguished speaker at Friday's service, a guest of the University, which surely the least serious of us cannot now defend and which certainly ought not be overlooked by those in authority, whoever they may be.
Perhaps that is not pertinent.
But, indulgently granting that the spirit of the mob rendered those outside irresponsible, I should like to ask what is to be said of the "courtesey" of those students who left the auditorium in the midst of the address, thereby greatly annoying the audience and flatteringly demonstrating to the speaker the fact that the message of the pine-paddle was of more interest to them than was the one she brought?
To the Kansan:
Thoughtful.
It it seems to me there is something to be said on the other side of this cheating question.
Is it any worse to cheat a little than to tell the paletined lies which most any of us are guilty of? And when a fellow is ill, and an important quiz comes along, what's the harm of fudging a little? He can make it up afterwards, all right.
The trouble is that the whole system of quizzes is wrong. Lots of fellows get III's and really know more about the subject than the girls who reel off the whole thing by memory, and get I's, of course! Give us a quiz based on logical, reasoning processes and we won't have to cheat.
How about a friend of mine who had a straight I in a language course right up to the final, and then pulled a II in the course? Such a thing as that makes the most patient of worms depart from the straight and narrow path. And when some of the most prominent students wink at cheating, why should we common mortals rise to tear our hair?
Finally, just because a few of us do crib once in a while is no sure sign that we'll land behind prison bars. As Plato, or some other P. B. K. once remarked, "Some Crooks are Honest."
Ordinary Stude.
To the Editor of the Kansan:
There are two types of students who cheat—those who want "ones" and those who just want to get through. It is this desire for mere grades, not knowledge, which causes dishonest work.
When they enter the University students are old enough to know that he who does dishonest work loses much more than he gains. Grades are merely a figurative value which the professor gives to a student's work. The real value of a course to a student is what he really learns in it, not what value the teacher places on his work. The professor gives his class the best that is in him and it is not his business to act the policeman and see whether the student hands in his own work or that of others. The professor cannot charge a pupil with dishonesty because he rarely catches him in the art; therefore the matter of cheating or not cheating is wholly a matter of personal honor.
I. S. B.
COLLEGE SPIRIT
College Spirit is a mania, due partly to football and
attly to spiritual liquids.
It is virulent in the Fall, its first symptoms making themselves felt on September 15 and its dernier eri taking effect in the vicinity of Thanksgiving Day.
men have arisen in their might, demanding grand opera in English, but if one were to arise and say: "Give us football in English," he would be cast into outer darkness, and the coroner's jury would say: "There was a nat!"
College Spirit comes over its victims early Saturday afternoons. It causes them to stand in thousands, row on row, lifting their voices in unison, even as does a grand opera chorus, but speaking in a language that even a grand opera chorus wouldn't reject.
College Spirit is that which prompts young men to wreck moving pictures shows and knock holes in the eighn case which stands adjacent to the bar.
SONG
P. S.-His name was McCarthy--Daily Maroon
Once upon a time we were so thoroughly imbued with College Spirit that we implanted our lily white knuckles in the countenance of a minion of the law.
We loved too soon, we met too late;
But sometimes—is it love or hate?—
Your shadow falls across my heart,
And to that robot's song again
My feet run down that little line.
We jeested when we came to part.
But sometimes—is it love or hate?
*We jeested when we came to part.*
A little lane mid shade and sun,
Dewdrops among the shining grass,
A song of April just begun
By mating robins as I pass,
The scent of hawthorn in the air,
And then your shadow falling there.
—Ellen Glasgow.
AT THE LAWRENCE CHURCHES
Trinity Church (Episcopal) -Vermont and Berkeley.
The Rev Evan Alexander Edwards, M. A., rector, 7:30 a.m., The Holy Communion. Service over by 8; 10 a.m., Sunday School Model Kindergarten from 10-12 in charge of experienced teacher. Student classes forming in upper school. Students invited at present to attend Dean Skilton's lectures on Faith and Worship. 11 a.m., Morning prayer and sermon; 5 p.m., evening prayer and sermon. The full choir at both services. All welcome.
J. F. BROCK, Optomartier and Specialist
Telecom Services Office 602 Mass.
Hill phone 6051.
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Thith ith not funny but it filleth spath. —Daily Delphic.
The University of Pennsylvania has three new coaches this year.
Stanley Military Academy has installed the honor system.
Cornell University has a new rule barring freshmen from using automobiles on the campus.
The authorities of Vassar College have decided that cotton mattresses are not conducive to good health.
The Cornell Daily Sun is optimistic because the number of arrests of undergraduates in decreasing, only six having been arrested so far.
Arrangements have been made at the University of Michigan for the free filling of all prescriptions issued by the student infirmary.
With a registration of 10,000 Columbia University is the largest educational institution in the United States.
A movement is under way at Wisconsin for the erection of a church for union services among the students. Other organizations various denominations will preside.
The museum of the University of Pennsylvania has a twelve-ton sphinx and an iron lion for its collection of Egyptian reliies.
A motto used in the domestic science room in the Logan high school is: "We can live without friends, and live without books, but show me the man who can live without cooks."
The official enrollment of the freshmen class at Harvard shows a decrease of 37 from last year's enrol- ment, and the graduate year is 623 as against 600 in 1912.
The University of Wisconsin has a regular course in coaching this year, which the management of football, basketball, and track athletes will be taught.
A freshman co-ed in the University of Illinois, desiring a copy of the Bible, went to the library and filled it with booklets that: Title=Bible; Author=God.
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