UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN . UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF HARRISBROOK PAINT C. M. MAYNARD LANDO LANDMARK LANDO LANDMARK BUSINESS STAFF - Editor-in-Chief - Managing Editor - Sport Editor High School Editor ADNA PALMER TOWNS AWARD RAY BIRDROE JIMBO REPORTORIAL STAFF Business Manager Advertising Manager Circulation Manager Advertising REPORTEORIAL LUCK BARBER GLENDALE ALYINE JENNY MALOT RANDALL RENNEDY RANDALL RENNEDY Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice in Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kanas, from the press of the department of journalism. Subscription price $2.50 per year, in advance: one term, $1.50. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN. Lawrence. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely to study at the university; to be a student who is not nofavorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more knowledge; to be in all, to serve in the best of its ability the students of the University. FRIDAY,OCTOBER 24,1913. "An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down," -George Elliot. Kansas has a chance to beat the Aggies twice tomorrow. BEAT THE AGGIES TWICE The team will deliver one defeat, and you rooters who are going there with the team can administer the other. We can do it by out-doing the Aggies in sportsmanship. If we win, there's a certain kind of sportsmanship on the part of the victors that always lessens the sting of defeat for the losers. If we lose, we can still win by showing the Agnes the way Kansas supports her team, winning or losing. Let's make tomorrow's game a double victory. Overheard yesterday while the Pathe man was snapping the students east of Fraser: First wit—"Why don't he shoot the Physics clock?" Second wit—"G'wan; he only takes movin' pictures." Without wishing to dampen the ardor of the enterprising press agents, we observe that the open season for class memorial talk has started earlier than usual this year. CONDOLENCES We read with regret, Mr. Faculty Man, that the amount of your pay checks has been materially decreased and their number increased. We agree with you that this seems unjust and that you should have the stipend which you have earned and have it promptly. While you must derive a great deal of pleasure out of your association with us in your classes, we are practical enough to understand that you must derive something more material. In short, though we hate to appear mercenary, you have earned your money and you should have it. Still, it is well to bear in mind that this higher education isn't exactly a money making business. This is a Derivative year, and—well, you know business is none the good. Instructions from above are to cut down on expenses, and what the boss says goes. Remember that there is a long, cold winter coming and that a small pay check is better than none at all. Better worry along on your reduced renumeration until you get another job. We hate to see you dissatisfied, but we woud rather see you so than not see you at all. The moving picture man was almost in a class with the boy who cried wolf. We made two dates to pose for him and when he did come we were dateless. It is not the weather cock that changes; it's the wind -Daily Illini. GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE AGGIES An unusually good opportunity for University students to get acquainted with their fellows at the State Agricultural College is open tomorrow when the Jayhawker football team meets the Aggies at Manhattan. Chancellor Strong is to help the Aggies celebrate their fifth birthday this month. His participation signifies in part, a growing spirit of good feeling between the two schools. Students can also do much to make the Aggies feel that we're all good fellows together by making the scool a general call tomorrow besides backing the team in true Kansas style. It would be right fine if, when the annual football contest rolls around each year, one school would visit the other in a body, building up in a day friendship and good feeling between the two institutions that no amount of long distance talk could establish. Let's make the Aggies a social call tomorrow morning, a strictly business call in the afternoon, and at night we'll all be good Jayhawkers together. Although the art exhibit isn't attracting mobs of stu- dents, that's no sign a lot of them aren't pretty artful. It would seem that University students don't care for art unless it is ladled out to them unexpectedly so they can't avoid it. AN AESTHETIC DESERT Just now the free exhibit of etchings, very worthy etchings, too, if Professor Griffith is any judge, is wasting its art on the aesthetic deserts which seem to exist in the minds of most of our students. Last year it was the music festival, imported at great cost, and offering something far above the musical comedy music which gets the attendance. Our suggestion to the art exhibit: give a dance, entrance admission being that every student must spend an hour looking at the etchings. COMMUNICATIONS According to the Nation, the college man, if he is made of the right stuff, can carry his superfluous wealth, and be a man of great power. (Communications to the Daily Kansan must be signed as an evidence of good Smith, though not necessarily for publication. The column is open to all Daily Kansan readers). Editor of the Daily Kansan: Here is a tip to those faculty members who would put their ban on some of the social events of our University life. The curse of these things and the temptation of them are obvious, and always have been. But a good deal, after all, depends upon the boy: "If the root of all evils could be dug out of college life, youth would still have its diseases to run through. And it would continue indifferent or incredulous under solemn preaching about the viciousness of vice. There might be a little hope of success, however, in a sensible man's trying to get it into the heads of reckless college boys that they are making a great mistake in their notice of "fun." It has been the saving of many an impetuous young man to discover that there is no fun in this world equal to doing good honest work and to preparing himself for it." O. B. Editor of the Daily Kanasn: In Wednesday's Kansan some senior made mention of the fact that cheating exists in our University. This is a question that is very vital, not only to the University, but to the state and community at large. To think that young men and women, so far along in their mental and moral development as we students are, would stoop so as to "copy" or "peek into the book" or do some other meaking of stealing is positively appalling. This idea of "getting something for nothing", which is developed in school-room cheating, grows rapidly into harmful and dwarfing results. It is to say the least a poor outlook for our Kansas product, if the state institution is harboring such conduct. It's up to every man and woman of us to see this thing entirely rooted out of school. "Stude." The recording angel couldn't keep his job if men and women were credited with all their good intentions.— Personality. It seems that the two boys, who ran away from Emporia because William Allen White was the only attraction there were justified in their action. George O. Foster, our worthy registrar, while passing through Emporia one day, stopped off for a few minutes at the Santa Fe station and engaged in conversation with a small boy who had come down to see the train go through, a big event in any small town. "This is 'Bill' White's town?" ventured Foster by way of conversation with the native. "Yep," replied the small boy, wearily. "Bill' White's about all there is to this town. 'Bill' White's all I hear. Why, even the quails here say 'Bill White, Bill White, Bill White.'" Shun idleness; it is the rust that attaches itself to the most brilliant metals—Voltaire. Our Progress We walk into our victuals. We run into debt. We rush into print. We step into a practice. We fly into a passion. We spring into notice. We jump into a flight. We dive into a book. We are like an anniversary. We sink into slumber. We leap into notoriety. We break into society. We stumble into intimacy. We fall in love. We precipitate ourselves into wedoc THE CRY OF THE SUFFRAGETTE Life We've heard of how they've made the world; Do anything, they can! But there isn't one of them can touch The deeds of our "Joan." We have heard a lot about the men, Of how they run this earth, Of how there isn't one of them Who's gauged up to his worth. Women have just lots of faults, But men have only two,— Everything they ever say And everything they do. First Baptist Church, 801 Ky. St. O. C. Brown, pastor, 10:30; sermon theme: "The Church Curing Its Faits"; 7:45; sermon theme: "Undeserved Suffering in a Well-Governed World!" Special music by the chorus choir under the leadership of Mrs. Eva Morgan Blackman. S. S. 11:45 to 12:45. Training Teacher Class 9:40, taught by Prof. A. S. Olin, C. E. 6:45, topic: "The Life Work of Wm. Carey." AT THE LAWRENCE CHURCHES Daily Illini. Trinity Church (Episcopal) —Vermont and Berkeley. The Rev. Evan Alexander Edwards, M. A., rector. 7:30 a. m., The Holy Communion. 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