UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF HURBERT FLAINE Editor-in-Chief COLLEGE FAIR Managing Editor LANCOUG LAIBS Music Editor CHRISTOPHER DAY High School BUSINESS STAFF ADNA PALMER Architect / Designer RAY FORD MURPHY Architect / Designer Business Manager Associate / Administrative Circulation Manager Associate / Management REPORTORIAL STAFF REPORTEBOLA LEVY BANGER GLENDON ALLYNE DANIEL HAWKINS HENRY MALOY KANDOLPH KENNEDY KANDOLPH KENNEDY PUBLISHED in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office in Boston. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the university. Published in the afternoon six times a week, by students of the university. Subscription price $2.50 per year, in advance: one term, $1.50. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, Lawrence. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; an institution that offers a university hold; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more than students; to in all, to serve to the best of their ability the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1913. And On Light in the sky! Oh, youth That heeds not truth, But, while the east is grey, Doth cry for day! Light in the sky! Oh, age! Oh, heritage Of pain, tho' day be bright That sees the night! Jolyn Louise Everett. A good many of us who are fairly nimble as to tongue, stutter in the head—Personality. ON TO MANHATTAN Kansas should be well represented at Manhattan next Saturday when the Jayhawkers meet the Aggies. Last year business men, rooters, and faculty from Manhattan came here to see their team take a beating; why can't a thousand of the Thundering Thousand take war into the enemy's camp similarly? Which gives us an opportunity to inquire: how many less than a thousand can be called the Thundering Thousand? If we encounter a man with rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads—Emerson , FOR STATE AND NATION Again the University steps to the front in the service of the state and the nation. Engineers who can't afford college training are to be assisted by the Engineering School through the Extension Department, and the code of legal procedure which at present is a moss of logical inhumanities is being straightened out by another University professor. In the meantime, the crop of long-haired professors continues to thrive. If further proof were needed to show that the code of legal procedure should be reformed, we might remember that for many years "lawyer" and "liar" have been used synonymously. LET'S MAKE HASTE SLOWLY Now that the Student Council has clothed the band boys, the Student Union is next. But let us not go too fast with this Student Union, no matter how urgent its need may be. Experience elsewhere has been that Unions have been launched with too little preliminary preparation, with the result that they have apparently succeeded for a while, and then lost strength. At other places the movement for a Union has been a matter of years, not months; the money for a permanent Union has been gathered from year to year, and was entirely pledged before the building was begun; the Union was not a mushroom growth for the selfish benefit of those then in school, but a great addition to the school which undergraduates and alumni alike looked forward to, not for themselves, but for those that were to follow. Kansas may well benefit from such experience. The chances for success of a Student Union launched here within a few months, when the school is a by-word for hasty and inefficient organizations that rarely live more than two years, do not look any too auspicious. Moreover, if our Union does not proper greatly the future Union which will come in time will be set back just so much more. A progressive merchant out in Kansas advertises: "Outing shirts—soft as a government job—and not so hard to get." WE SURELY HATE OURSELVF If many students turned out to "see" the moving picture man today, it all goes to show that we're more mortals after all, and live largely in the reflection of our own importance. For most of us are generally admitted to be weak on one point—publicity. The newspaper of today thrives upon the fact that a person likes to see his name in print. Maybe you say YOU don't, but wait until your name stares at you from a big black headline and you'll be able to tell better—unless by some unfortunate chance that headline is derogatory to you. So it is with pictures. The photographer makes a living off our desire to see ourselves as no one else sees us; and in print we like to think of ourselves as no one else thinks of us. If we are ever in doubt what to do, it is a good rule to ask ourselves what we shall wish on the morrow that we had done today—John Lubbock. COMMUNICATIONS Communications to the Daily Kansan must be signed as an evidence of good faith, though not necessarily for publication. The column is open to all Daily Kansan readers). In Monday's Kansan, a student questioned the importance of an open discussion in the Y. W. C. A. of cheating and the honor system. This is indeed a most vital question. Perhaps this student has not been in any large classes, where cheating is usually at its worst. To think that some students would have no more honor than to take out notes or even open their text-books, when a professor leaves the classroom during a quiz! Editor of the Daily Kansan: Another phase of cheating is the use of old themes in the rhetoric classes especially. Some of the freshmen seem absolutely unable to write a theme honorably. This indeed is one of the most deplorable conditions o the University, and immediate steps should be taken t remedy it. Senior. ELECTED TO SORORITY Miss Chi Che Wang, of Soochow, China, has been elected to the Tau Zeta Epsilon Society at Wellesley College, being the first American girl ever to enter an American secret society. She is accorded the privilege of wearing the pin and attains the liberty of the exclusive clubhouse of the society which for the current year has admitted only eight members of the senior class—Indiana Student. FOLLY AND DISHONESTY Getting something for nothing, is a bait that has dangled before weak people and has lured them into the shadows where even tadpoles cannot live, ever since Pharasah and the Egyptians originated the game of "craps," on the banks of the Nile. (This historical allusion is not accurate). Getting something for nothing is the tempting morsel, in the shape of your neighbor's paper, that dances before your eyes during these midterm examinations. You pass the examination, if you have no scruples at receiving aid; and, escaping the Students' Affairs Committee, you get credit in the course. But credit is all you get; and credit is not knowledge. So, like the fish which has taken the bait, you flounder in the shallows of ignorance for the rest of your life, when you might have been swimming serenely in some depth of learning. Men have grown in this University to consider the cheater not only a dishonorable but also a thoroughly foolish person. The growth of the honor spirit here, during the students' use of their full authority over cheating, has proved that the authority has been wisely placed, solely with the students—Daily Californian. Inquisitive. Nell—I declare! That woman finds out everything. I never knew any one so inquisitive. Belle—That's right. I believe she would even pump an organ. —Philadelphia Record. THE BEAT How many—they they hear that Fate is heartless—quite believe the rumor, Since they can not appreciate, its sense of humor! The Big Item. "Does it take much money to send a boy to college?" asked the Roob. "No," replied the Cheerful Idiot. "It's keeping him there that takes the coin." Cincinnati Enquirer. WISE MEN AND FOOLS Most undergraduates live on an allowance. They are taught to make a certain amount of money go a certain length of time. It is a necessary lesson and does good when it is properly learned. Some spend more than they are allowed. This fact alone does little harm. It is when they receive more money that the trouble starts. If the providing source was aware of how the money was being spent the allowance might constitute the total receipts until the regular time for another remittance. First of all he should keep an accurate account of the money he spends. "Just as a manufacturer wants to know the cost of each item in the production, so a student should know where his money is going and what he is getting in exchange. This knowledge shows him where to cut down—how to eliminate waste. There would be less extravagance if the spender could see his foolishness in figures. A man handles his own money when he comes to college, perhaps for the first time. He has an opportunity of learning the value of money. This knowledge will be a great asset to him in business later on, and he should gain it while he has a chance. The student who has to work his way through is in at least one respect fortunate. He knows where every penny goes. He not only learns how to make money—he learns how to spend it. He must plan in order to live. The spending of money is to him a business proposition. He never invests either his energy or his money unless he is sure of the income. The big difference between the man who has to plan and the man who spends freely is the difference between a man wide awake and a man with eyes closed. The one who understands what money is and how it should be used will have a long start on the other when they both are out in the world trying to run a business efficiently. Aside from this the thoughtless spender never stops to consider that he, in most cases, is spending some one else's money without rendering an account—Daily Pennsylvanian. Trinity Church (Episcopal) —Vermont and Berkeley. The Rev Evan Alexander Edwards, M. A., rector, 7:30 a. m., The Holy Communion. Service over by 8; 10 a. m., Sunday School Model Kindergarten from 10-12 in charge of experienced teacher. Student classes forming in upper school. Students invited at present to attend Dean Skillton's lectures on Faith and Worship. 11 a. m., Morning prayer and sermon; 5 p. m., evening prayer and sermon. The full choir at both services. All welcome. AT THE LAWRENCE CHURCHES HARRY REDING. M, D. Eyes, ear, nose Blade. Phone, 513. Home 512. Bride. Phone, 513. Home 512. PROFESSIONAL CARDS W. C. MCOONELL, Physydian and Homer Browne, Hounddeidence, 1346 Tenn. Hoe- Home, 1262 W. Browne, 1346 Tenn. Hoe- Home, 1262 W. Browne, 1346 Tenn. Hoe- Home, 1262 W. Browne, 1346 Tenn. Hoe- Home, 1262 W. Browne, 1346 Tenn. Hoe- 6. A. RAMMAN, M. D. E. ear, ear; B. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Building J. F. BROCK, Optometrist and Specialist J. F. BROCK, Office #292 Mass. Phone 806-745-1321 Phone 806-745-1321 J. W. O'BRYAN, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507. DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas. J. B. BKGHETEL, D. D. O. 833 Mase quetteps Street. Both phones, office and G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of juice. J. B. SCHNEIDER, Residence, 1234. DR. H, J. T. JONES, Room 12 F. A. F., Bldg. Residence 1130 Teen. Phone 211. DR. H, L. CHAMBERS Office over Squire's Studio. Both phones. DR. BURT R. WHITE Osteopath, Phones, Bell 938, Home 257, Office, 745 Mass. St. CLASSIFIED Barbers Frank liff's Barber Shop, 1025 Mass. Two good baiters. Satisfaction assured. J. C. Houk's Barber Shop, 913 Mass. Chairs and chairs. Chairs; chairs. never have to wait. Razors honed. Plumbers Phone Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas Mazda lamps. Mazda 937. Mass. phones 805. Ladies Tailors Mrs. Ellison, Drossmaking and Ladies Phone 2411, over Phone 2411, and John & Carl. Ladies Tailoring and Dressmaking. Gowns for all occasions. All work guaranteed. Mrs. B. Daily. 914 Mass. Santary establishment in connection. Phone 421 Bell. Lawrence Sewing school. Ladies' tailoring and dressmaking. Sewing school 814 Mass. Phones 550. Miss Powers: Miss C. McClarnay. Hair Dressers hairdressing, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hair-goods. Macarons, pastries. Appointments call Bell 72. Home. 51. The Vecteh Dress Dressing Shop, 927 Mass St. Sporting Goods D & M sporting goods and athletic supplies. Kennedd & Ernst; 262 Mass. St. Phones. Queen City College. System and sewing taught. Dress-making in connection with school. Mrs. G. Mark Brown, 834 Ky. Bell 1764. Ed. W. Parsons, Engraver, Watch- maker and Jeweler. Diamonds and jewelry. Bell Phone 717. 717 Mass. FALL OPENING LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas ENTER AND MONDAY FOOTBALL MAN HAS ONE ARM Missouri Student Tries For Squad in Spite of Handicap Sometimes a freshman has more school spirit than upper classmen and sophomores. V. P. Carpenter, a freshman in the College of Arts and Science of the University, who has only one arm, his left, responded vestsided to the call for more football players on the field. The freshman team, or aid others in making better football players for Missouri. Carpenter weighs 215 pounds. The freshman coach. Paul Graves, believes that despite the loss of an arm, he can develop to play in football player. "I don't know how he will make it" Graves said last night. "This is his first time out and of course I can't tell what he will be able to do. The loss of that right hand will of course be a great handicap; but he handles himself well," he says, and doesn't seem to be afraid to hit them hard. I tried him at guard a few minutes this afternoon. "I know one thing enough, if some of those big men in school had half the school spirit in them that this freshman is showing, those football instructors on that other field over there wouldn't have to be holding mass meetings and making a house to house canvass to get enough material to try to play football."—University Missouri. The unorganized men students of the University of Indiana have formed a club, which holds meetings with Commons of the Student Building. The senior advisor, plan, adopted at the University of Minnesota this year, by which each senior acts as the advisor for several freshmen, is in charge of success, and both seniors and freshmen are indicating it beneficial. The question of serving alcoholic liquor at class functions was placed before the juniors at Cormel University, the class election hold last Wednesday. NOTE the style in the new LION 'SHADOW.' And the LION comfort features make 'SHADOW' one of the easiest collars smart dressers have ever worn. Has the famous "Slip-Over" button-hole, "Easy-Tile-Slide" space and "Pliable-Points." of 6 for 75c~2 for 25c. UNITED SHIRT & COLLAR CO., Makers, TROY, N. Y Fairfax Hotel and Dining Room Large Cool Comfortable Dining Room with prompt service. Special rates to club "feeds." Buy a commutation ticket. O. E. LEARNARD Manager 708-710 Mass. The WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Corner Mass. and Quincy Sts. Issues its own Letters of Credit and Travellers Checks. The only way to carry your money in safety. Banking of all kinds solicited. Everything in Hallowe'en Novelties Lanterns, Place Cards, Favors and Decorations UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 MASS. ST. PHONE 100 FOR TAXICABS PEERLESS GARAGE, Phone 100. Eldridge House Stable W. E. MOAK, Prop. Taxicabs, Hacks, Livery Baggage Haulé Both Phone 148 See the New Parker Self-Filling Fountain Pen Office Supplies, Typewriters F. I. CARTER 1025 Mass. Bell phone 105 Come on Down to JIM'S Tonight 1101 Mass. St. Lowney's Chocolates McColloch's Drug Store Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, caramel nut, brown bread, is the sweetest of all orders. Reynolds' Bros., 1081 Mass. Bell, 645. House 383-Adv. Charlie Wah Chinese Laundry 7 East Henry St. Bell Phone 626 ASK FOR PRICES Sam. S. Shubert Robert Mantell All this week Eat Your Meals AT Anderson's Old Stand 715 Massachusetts Street All University organizations which wish to be mentioned in the studies of this department shall hand the same and its officers to Registrar Foster at once.