HISTORICAL SOCIETY TOPEKA KAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XI. NUMBER 27. VENTURES ADVICE AND TELLS GOOD STORIES Jerome Beatty, Newspaper Man, Speaks to Journalism Classes INTERVIEWED GABY DESLYS In a spirited and amusing address, Jerome H. Beauty, a former student in the department of journalism, but more recently of the New York Globe and New York World, gave some good advice yesterday afterday afternoon to sixty "cub" reporters, who had gathered to hear him. As a good reporter he "punished" his peers with some entertaining incidents he encountered as a New York City reporter. Noted Dancer Said Little—City Edi tor shocked by Prune Story Instead of Titantic News "Do not be sable," said Mr. Beatty. "Ninety six per cent of your readers won't appreciate your satire. The worst roasting I ever got was occasioned by a beautiful humorous little story proclaimed in the LaCygne club organized for the 'Propagation and Development of Bull Frogs.' "In the second place have confidence in yourself at all times. When you are sent to interview the Chancellor, don't enter with a quivering heart, but tell yourself that you are reputed to be one of the most hardened and come right out and ask him what you are sent for." "Don't be afraid to ask questions. All news is found by asking questions. If you can't think of one bearing directly on the subject, ask a foolish question, ... may get a bit bitter and bigger than the original one." Mr. Beatty then told of some amusing experiences he had in interviewing Gaby Deslys, the dancer who broke King Manuel's heart, Andrew Carnegie on his seventy-sixth birthday, and Thomas A. Edison. When Mr. Edison was asked it there were as many chances for young men today as fifty years ago, he replied that there were many others. He told me to fore "Only this week," said Mr. Edison, "I have had calls for three ten thousand dollar men. I didn't have them. We have lots of three thousand dollars men. Yes, he added, with few tenes. Yes, he added, with lots of十nes but few tens." Mr. Beatty left of his trump with the Champion Woman Prune Eater of the World, Mrs. Beach, who walked from New York to Chicago to show the world how his report became mixed with the reports of the Titanic disaster. While the editors in the Globe office were standing around the telegraph instrument, waiting news from the damned, the captain of a dike. They leaned forward in anticipation but the tension was broken when the operator wrote, "After walking ten miles this morning, Mrs. Beach ate three prunes, two tablespoonsfuls of raw wheat and drank a dick of orange Mr. Beatty leaves tonight fer San Francisco. PROF. HAVENHILL HEADS ORCHESTRA ORGANIZATION At the regular practice of the University orchestra last night, Prof. L. D. Havenhill was elected president of the organization for the coming year, and William Hoyt relected manager. Professor Havenhill succeeds Dr. W. H. Carruth, who left the University last year. Several additions were made to the orchestra last night. There are several vacancies yet to be filled. $ \cdot $ SENATOR STONE TO TALK BEFORE LAW CLUB The Jurisprudence Club of the School of Law will meet tomorrow night at the Phi Gam house. Senator Stone of Topeka and Henry Albach, editor of the Lawrence Democrat will address the club. The meeting will be devoted to current politics. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, OCTOBER 21, 1913. Electricals Meet Tuesday The Electrician of electrical engineering will meet Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. in room 101 Marvin hall Messrs. Forney and Parker, University of New York, presented with the General Electric Co., of Stedtady, New York, will speak. Prof. F. R. Hesser of the sanitary engineering department is to make a tour of Phillipsburg, Eason, and Kensington tomorrow in connection with a waterworks project for each of these towns. TWO BIG MEN SPEAK IN CHAPEL NEXT WEEK Next Tuesday at chapel Dr. Brown, dean of the Yale Theological school will speak and Friday Gov. Simeon E. Baldwin of Connecticut will be the speaker. Dr. Brown is a fine speaker, says the committee. Governor Baldwin will speak Friday. He has held many honorable positions, being ex-president of the American Bar Association, the American Historical Association and the American Historical Association. He is now serving his second term as governor of Connecticut and was formerly chief justice of the same state. Governor Baldwin is also the chairman of the books. He will speak before the National Council of the Congregational churches at Kansas City Thursday. Judge Park Says Profession Must Elevate Itself At Once 'NONE BUT MORAL MEN SHOULD BE LAWYERS' "The profession of law is behind the times in its law of procedure or the adjective law," declared Judge G. Park of Kansas City, Mio., in a chaplain for the town's law offices. "The Procedure is not founded upon present experience but upon the customs of a time when men were full of sophisticated reasoning. The mind of man five hundred years ago was not more imaginings and reasonings than his imaginations and reasonings facilities went wild. "Due to commercialism," he said, "the usefulness of law has been impaired. The legal profession has not risen at it should. The love of money, avarice, and false reasoning have come between the legal profession and its fullest usefulness to mankind. "The moral standard of the bench and the bar should be elevated. Leaves me more careful of the young men admitted to the bar. Only men of approved moral character should be allowed to practice law. Improvement in the personnel of the bar is the first step toward reform. Unless the bar cleanses itself it may be cleansed by elimination." After the address Mrs. Blackman, a student in the College sang "The Woman's Joy" on his encore with Carrie Jacob Bond's negra dialect song, "Happy Lil Sail." ALUMNUS BREAKS ARM Gordon Smith Inlured in Motor Cycle Accident. Gordon Smith, a law graduate of last year, while riding his motorcycle Sunday through the streets of Warrant and Indiana streets and his arm was broken. Smith called his mother by long distance last night and said that the doctors had attempted to set the break that afternoon but had been unsuccessful. They intended to make an incision in the arm today and place a silver plate upon the bone. Gordon Smith is the son of Rev. D, C. Smith living at 416 West Pinkney street of Lawrence. He is now employed by the Ash Grove and Portland Cement and Line Company of Kansas City. The unknown poem, "The House by the Side of the Road," published last night to ascertain its authorship, was written by Samuel Foss. Several students volunteered the task as soon as they saw the poem. Sigma Phi Sigma Entertaina The Sigma Phi's entertained a number of friends at a dinner Sunday Oct. 19. The following were among those present: Miss Cicla Klee, McAulay, Ethel Keeler, Dorothy Keeler, Bertie Dowsen, Hallie Clark, Nita Duncan, and Marguerite Kelsel. "SHORTY DIDNT WRITE THAT ABANDONED POEM CHANCE AT INOCULATION Typhoid inoculation will be continued Friday, Oct. 24 in Snow hall, room 203, between 4 and 5 o'clock. Doctors will examine and P. A. of the School of Medicine will do the work. Inoculation will be free to students and members of the faculty. Louis LaCoss and Ray Russell of Kansas City spent Sunday visiting University Friends. This information not only exonerates "Shorty" from writing it, but shows that our students are furniturely naughty posts, classical as well as modern. STUDENTS HAVE ANOTHER School Of Engineering Plans Broad Extension Work For University WILL TEACH TRADES BY CORRESPONDENCE DEAN WALKER SUBMITS PLAN Tentative Arrangements Go To Board For Approval—Expense Will Be Small For Students An extension course of the School of Engineering has been planned and is now ready to be presented to the board of Administration for ap- The work will be given through the Correspondence Study department of the University Extension Division. The extension coordinator, by Dean Walker, will include courses for machine and shop wokers, carpenter and carpenter. DEAN P. F. WALKER applications, a public utilities employees, an engine, generator, and This system will be of practical benefit to all trades, and the cost is insignificant when compared to that of privately owned correspondence schools. Occasionally someone will be sent a telephone call to them on their work, and in some rities a man may be placed to meet them regularly. Dean Walker says that if the Administration Board approves the plan, he expects it to meet with great favor. There is no doubt that the word would make the University more truly an institution for the people. Dean Walker mentioned the following cities as likely centers for extension work: Wichita, Kansas City, and the rail road ships of Parsons, Tempke, Ottawa, Holton, and Oaosatomie. Samuel McMullan al Chicago University will have charge of the work PASS AROUND $5,385 Joint Board Appertions Student Enterprise Ticket Money Money Six of the leading University organizations, Monday night profited to the extent of $1.856, when the joint board having the Student Enrollment Ticket fund in charge appropriated the amount for each division. The athletic association, through which the 1,077 tickets sold, was the largest beneficiary, receiving 80 per cent of the gross earnings. The other favored organizations and the amounts received were as follows: Band, $4; %2. Debating Group, 6; per cent Glove Club, 3 per cent; Orchid Club, 2% per cent; Mandolin club, 1% per cent. The amount received by the five organizations was further increased by proportionate parts of the remaining one-half per cent. Y. W, C. A. PLANS BIG WEEK FOR MISS BUTLER *Miss E. R. Butler, national secretary of the Y. W. C.A., will be at the University this week. Wednesday and Friday at 4:30 p.m. m. She will conduct meetings at Myers hall on both days. Saturday, October 25 at 5:30 p.m. m., a memorial brunch. Miss Butter will be the guest of honor. Tickets for the banquet will be on sale this week. A recent analysis is that of the water of Ottawa. Ottawa has perished from the city mains, in order to be sure that it is free from bacteria. Chemists Test City Water Samples from the city, water of Kansas are received by the University nearly every day for testing purposes. Chemists Test City Water Send The Daily Kansan Home WILL PLAY BIG GAME ON TIGER'S CAMPUS This Year's Much-Disputed Contest Practically Assured For Columbia CONFERENCE MEMBERS QUIET Hill Says Board Will Not Interfer Now—Kansas Students Sign Petition Favoring Columbia It seems certain now that the Missouri game will be played at Columbia this year. President Hackney, of the Board of Administration, said Saturday that President Hill of Missouri, who also heads the Missouri Valley Conference, had written him that he thought it inadvisable for conference officials to consider the return of the game to Kansas City. This decision is in answer to a letter written to President Hill by Mr. Hackney several weeks ago, in which he asked that a meeting of the Missouri Valley officials be held to determine the official status of the request to maintain location of the president. President Hill said that two members were opposed to such a meeting taking place at all, and that two were indifferent, so that under the circumstances he felt justified in letting the matter stand as it is. Inasmuch as the result of absence, the whole matter is now just where it was before any disturbance was raised. A petition signed by 34 girls and 67 men was received at the Daily Kansan office under the following head this morning: Kansas-Missouri Football Game. Where? We want the Kansas-Missouri Football Game on College Grounds. Do You? We Know What It Means to Have the Game in Kansas City. Do You? We Know What games are being ripped to play fair, and want the game in Columbia this year. YALE SCIENTIST TALKS Sigma Xi Obtains Prof. L. B Mendel for Two Popular Lectures Prof. L. B. Mendel, of Yale University will give two popular lectures Dec. 1 and 2 on "Food Fads," and "Viewpoints in the Study of Growth." Prof. W. J. Bangmparter, the local secretary of Sigma Xi is instrumental in getting Professor Mendel to speak. The authority of Professor Mendel on the subject of fads and their values is unquestioned and he has done a great deal of research work along this line. He is professor of chemistry at Yale, and has been president of American Association of Biological Chemistry. The lectures are open to the public. Private Gail Smith of the National Guard qualified as an expert in the preliminary shoot at the camp at Six Corners last week. Private Moody qualified as a marksman, missing the man he made by a bullet fired the Kincardine Elmore, Henderson, and Piepchen showed considerable skill as markmen. K. N. G. MEN QUALIFY AS EXPERTS AND MARKSMEN Twenty men reported to Lieutenant Utterback Friday afternoon and remained until Sunday afternoon when they hiked back to town. The D. A. R. will give a party at the Fraternal Aid hall on the evening of October 31 for the benefit of the University scholarship fund. The students of the mission of the University authorities to give the party, which will be open to all students. Ray Hall's orchestra will furnish the music. D. A. R. GIVES PARTY FOR STUDENT SCHOLARSHIPS Emsley T. Johnson was elected president, Frank McCafferty vicepresident, and Byrd O. Powell secretary-treasurer at a meeting of the Pharmaceutical Society last week. The society meets every two weeks. Pharmics Choose Officers. The chemistry department has received new apparatus for the detection of alcohol in other liquids. The amount is obtained by comparing the boiling point of water with that of alcohol. The Botany club will hold a regular meeting Wednesday Oct. 22, at 4:30 p. m. in Snow hall lecture room for the election of officers. GERMAN STUDENTS SING, TALK, AND DRINK-COFFEE That the students in the German department might have more practice in German conversation, the meeting of the Deutscher Verein held yesterday afternoon in room 313 Fraser was of a social order, German songs and games being the diversion. Professor Engel was in charge. Coffee was served to a large number. Next Monday at the regular meeting of the society, Prof. Alberta Corbin will speak on "Berlin." SPECIAL TRAIN MAKES AGGIE TRIP SATURDAY "Uncle Jimmy", Band, Team And Rooters All Go Together The Jayhawker rooters will have a special train to carry them down to Manhattan for the game Saturday. This was decided yesterday when the Union Pacific announced that a special train had been set up to take the trip to and from the Kansas State Agricultural College could be made in one day. A special rate has been provided for the rooters, and the trip can be made both ways for $3.20. The band is to be there, the cheer leader will accompany the team, and the athletic authorities will be disappointed if at least one thousand students do not make the trip and root for the Jayhawkers on their opponents' battle field. The Aggies played at Lawrence last year, and students, professors, Manhattan merchants, all accompanied the team. If they could save up their money and gather together 750 students to make the trip, why cannot Kansas raise one thousand men and women, in truth a. "Thundering Thousand," and surprise Manhattan with their enthusiism next Saturday? Come on, fellows. Dig down in your jeans for that necessary $8.20 and join the gang! BACTERIA HAVE BIG FAMILIES Saprophytes and Parasites Increase Rapidly, Says Prof. Billings. That a single bacteria, all conditions being favorable, will raise a family numbering upward of 1,000,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, in a period of forty-eight years. In the fall, of the department of bacteriology, in a lecture to Dr. Jas. Naismith's hygiene class yesterday afternoon. This total is obtained by simpleiviation based on basis splits every thirty minutes. "There are two kinds of bacteria," said Dr. Billings, those that live on dead organic matter, suphrophytes, and those that live on living organic matter, parasites. "Common belief about bacteria is that they are all harmful when as a matter of fact only a few are injurious to the welfare of man. Without saprophytes to decompose the dead plant and animal, life so that it can return to the soil that it can reenviron. Neither could be he eat butter or cheese or a number of other things were it not for bacteria." MATH CLUB ELECTS—PLANS WORK FOR YEAR Officers for the ensuing year were elected last night at the regular meeting of the Mathematics Club in room 109. D. Administration chose President, Wendell M. Latimer, vice president, Florence M. Shade, secretary-treasurer, and John Coors publicity agent. Miss Dingee appointed a program officer in the board of Eds in Wood, chairman, Miss Ducker, and Chas. F. Green. After the election Prof. J. N. Van der Vries gave an interesting talk on subjects relating to the work of the society. To Entertain The Girls To Encourage The All women students of the University must ordinarily invited to attend a tea to be given by the ladies of the faculty Thursday afternoon from three to five-thirty, Haworth hall. Sigma Phi Pledges The Sigma Phi Sigma fraternity announces the following pledges: Sam Johnson, Troy; Glent Alt,唐丹; and Jesse L. Teeters, Goodland. The freshman of the Kappa Sigma fraternity will entertain with a dance at the chapter house. The freshman of the freshman from each fraternity will be present. H. C. Simpson and daughter, Nora, of Kansas City, spent the week-end at the Kappa Sigma house. BAND BOYS OBTAIN LONG DESIRED SUITS Boost From Enterprise Tickets Solves Problem of Uniforms APPEAR AT WASHBURN GAME Brass Buttons And Bright Hued Braid Will Come in Two Weeks Says Leader McCanles The apportionment of nearly $400 from the sale of the student enterprise tickets, by the joint board controlling the same at a meeting last night, permanently assured the appearance at an annual University event in nobly new uniforms. A big factor in securing the long desired uniforms was the fund raised through the dance given last Saturday night. For the help secured at that time Manager J. C. McCanes of the band thanked Mr. Strong, the Board of Administration, and the Student Council. The band boys will have their measurements taken at once and it is thought that the uniforms will arrive within two weeks. The new uniforms, however, will not be available for the trip to Manhattan, and the boys will have to go to the Agricultural school in civilian dress. The entire orchestra will be on the trip. The uniforms should arrive in time to permit the band to appear in full regalia at the Washburn game. MOVIE" MAN COMES TOMORROW SURE Students Have Another Chance To Look Pretty In Picture "The movie" man, after being delayed by J. Pluvius twice last week, will appear in the campus tomorrow (weather permitting) to attend a weekend which is shown all over the United States. Between ten-thirty and noon tomorrow make it a point to get your likeness into the film, if you have a girl—Oh, well bring her one at home will not recognize you. Another thing—act unconcerned make out as though you have posed for movies all your life and act natural. Patsy's Weekly will have a feature picture that will be a credit to you as well as the University. The football team may pose before the camera. Miss Butler in Chapel The speaker for Friday chapel is Miss Eliza Rhees Butler of the National Board of the Y. W. C. A. She is a sister of Nicholas Murray Butter and she will be guest of honor at the Y. W. C. A. membership banquet on Saturday, Oct. 25 at 5:30 o'clock in the gymnasium. German Dramatics Begins adolescents in Huntsville. The Council of the School of Law will meet in Green hall tomorrow afternoon. The question discussed will be whether or not Mrs. Emmeline Pankhurst should be admitted to this country. Discuss Mrs. Pankburst Der Deutsche Dramatische Verein will meet Thursday evening at 7 p.m., in 116 Fraser. Important business and all members are requested to be present. Frank Spreier, manager. A meeting on the school of law will be held Friday morning at 11 o'clock to formulate plans for the Law team annually for the football team. Prof. Wm L. L. Burdick will open a lecture course given by Bethel Collage at Newton this evening. He is on "Nathan Hate, the Marty Spry." The Weather Old Sol is doing the work of the gas man and warmer weather is coming. Or at least this is the outlook for the next few days. A report from Washington states that a cold wave is due here by Thursday. Fair tonight and Wednesday. Warmer tonight. Temperatures today: 9 p. m. ... 49 7 a. m. ... 32 2 p. m. ... 56