UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
EDITORIAL STAFF
HERBERT FLEINT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Editor-in-Chief
JOHN G. MADDEN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Managing Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
BRARY W. SWINGLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Business Manager
RAY ELDHORN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Circulation Manager
EDWINA ABELLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Advertising
ADEW PALMER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Advertising
JOE BIRDSP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Advertising
REPORTORIAL STAFF
LUCT BARRON
HARBAND HUTCHINGS
LANDON LAIRD
BERDEN ALVINE
SAN DOGN
HENRY MALDY
JOHN GLEINERMAN
BRAHMITT ROBERTSON
RANDOLPH KENNEDY
Attended as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postmaster at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of Journalism.
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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANBAN,
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The Daily Kanan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to play an important role in the University body; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more time for life; in all, to serve to the best of its ability the students of the University.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1913
From all the fools who went before I learned a wealth of wit! For over Wisdom's darkest door Some fool a lamp had lit.
Ye shun, O Sages over-wise
Experience's school,
And lose the lore—for which he dies—
Gained by some gallant fool.
—Margaret R. Garvin.
SERIOUS PROBLEMS AHEAD
The opening address of Chancellor Strong in chapel this morning deserves the serious consideration of every student in the University, and especially of the women.
Student union and unity, elimination of superfluous dramatics, the irresponsibility of student government, a lax sense of honor on the part of selected student leaders, the tendency to extravagance in dress and the dangers the moral life of the University is more than ever exposed to all representation. University, but rather, more than ever pressing and urgent.
To the women especially did the Chancellor appeal for aid in maintaining high standards of morality and economy in a year when the state is weakened by a hard summer and the University exposed to the demoralizing tendencies of the
The address was not by any means a perfunctory one. It came direct from the heart of a man struggling under the increasing load of worries bound to come to a growing University in an individualistic state like Kansas. Every student should have been there to hear it.
The Daily Kansan extends a welcoming hand to the new captain of the Jawhaker football team.
GOOD LUCK, "BILL" WEIDLEIN
Here's luck and a winning team to you, "Bill."
We'll always remember the time when "Bill" sat beside us in "German I" and wondered if he could make the freshman team. The modesty that then characterized the big linean is yet one of the most pleasing qualities of "Big Bill," who said little of his chances to make the team but went ahead and made it.
It might well be said that the morals of the University are about to be entrusted to a single man tonight when the university chooses her.
Consider the cheer leader in action. He is able to sway the minds of a thousand students all during the athletic season, and his slightest action may affect the training of years.
The importance of having the right kind of a cheer leader should be plain to every one. He must be the ideal leader a man with the right attitude toward athletics. His homesty and enthusiasm will make his appearance. He must see the right thing and lead toward it.
What if the cheer leader should lead the rooters in hissing the umpire whenever our team is penalized? What if he should call for a triumph shout when the most dangerous player on the other team is laid out?
The pity of it is, there are so few cheer leader
THE IDEAL ATTITUDE
In editorial attitude the college journalist often runs a varied, irregular course.
At first, perhaps, he is intoxicated with the "new freedom" he has—the opportunity to spread his (usually) worthless opinions broadcast with a fair degree of impunity. The first result of this intoxication is usually an attempt to make his column a bright and clever oasis filled with the witty savings of a real humorist.
It usually takes about a week to show the young upstart he isn't a George Ade, and then he discovers another thing—that his powers of criticism are inclined to run away with his usual good intentions. The chance to express opinion leads to license, and he finds himself belaboring everything about which he can evolve an unfavorable thought.
He rarely attains the ideal: to say little that is harsh, except on rare occasions, and then, to say it unmistakably; to be charitable, good-humored, mildly cynical, perhaps, but always, cheerful and full of enthusiasm for anything that will help the school; to be courageous and clean, slow to condemn, eager to assist, and above all, fair and impartial.
The Daily Kansan wishes to be thought striving toward such an ideal, even though its stumbling progress at times seems to be in the opposite direction.
CLEVER THINGS THE OTHER FELLOW SAYS
First Freshman—I got a couple of good cigars for a nickel. Try one?
Second Ditto—Thanks.
Five minutes contented puffing.
First Freshman—I like a cigar. So sweet.
Second Freshman—That's right.
Five more minutes.
First Freshman—This is pretty strong.
Second Freshman—Umph.
Short space.
First Freshman—Let's take a look out of the window.
No response from second freshman. Already looking up of the window.
Stude—"I wonder what makes my hair so thick?" Barber—"Perhaps it's this going around with your head so much."
Lampoon.
"What makes you think that Professor Bones drinks?"
"He gave me an exempt."
—Widow
"A very 'feasible' plan," remarked the sophomore, learning of the price of tuition.
'13—"Well Steve, I just found that girl out."
'14—"How did you do that?"'
'13—"Went to her house when she wasn't home."
—Punch Bowl.
Polly—What material is a Phi Beta Kappa key made
Si—Bone, usually.
-California Pelican
The Point of View Boston—"Perfectly disgusting!" Philadelphia—"Rather suggestive!" New York—"Clean and amusing!"
A man's foresight is frequently wasted on things that never happen.
Punch Bowl.
The faster a man runs in debt the more he gets behind.
What is worth doing at all is worth doing well except when we are being done.
An ounce of prevention is a good antidote for remorse.
The things that come to those who wait are the things to one else wants.
Few of us think about mending our ways until they are pretty badly shattered.
CHURCH NOTICES.
Trinity Church—Vermont and Berkeley, one block west
Aasonic Temple; the Nineteenth Sunday after Trinity; the
two Evan Alexander Edwards, rector.
7:30 A. M.; The Holy Communion; Service over by 8:00;
10:00 A. M. Sunday School; 11:00 A. M. Morning Prayer;
Litany and sermon; Service over at 12:15; 8:00 P. M.
Evening Prayer and sermon.
AI welcome. Volunteers desired for the Choir.
Sunday School hour
At 9:45 the following courses are offered with teachers as named:
Present Day Problems Dr. H. L. Chambers Old Testament History Miss Mary Clark The International Lessons Mr. Herbert Dunmire A German Class
These classes are open to both young men and women.
These classes are open to both young men and women.
At 12:00 the following are offered:
The Life of Christ    Prof. E. F. Engel
The Book of Acts (for girls)  Mrs. J. R. Bechtel
The Plan of Salvation (for men)  Prof. S. J. Hunter
The Life of Wesley and Methodism,
Miss Longenecker
The International Lessons Mrs. E. Smith
A special invitation is extended to all Methodist young people and their friends in the University to identify themselves with one of these classes. Those coming for the 9:45 hour will be met at the church door by ushers and directed
First Baptist Church, 801 Kentucky Street; O. C. Brown,
pastor; Morning Service, 10:30; Evening Service, 7:45.
University Classes meet at 11:45 where students will receive a hearty welcome; C. E. meeting, 6:45.
You are cordially invited to be at home with us in all the services of the church.
Abig attendance, 514, at M. E. Sunday School last Sunday, 193 in Young People's Department, 9 classes organized. Classes in the following courses were organized last Sunday in the First M. E. Sunday School, 4 to meet at 9:45, preceding the morning Church service, and 5 at 12 M., the regular
form the basis of his address.
Had My Life to Live Over." He has answers from more
Dr. Wolfe in the First Methodist Church Sunday Night
begins a unique series of prelude rails on the subject, "If I
than 100 people telling what they would do. These answers
Unitarian Church—Vermont and Hancock; Social evening for the students. Grand Opening of "Nofunkem" College. Remember Friday, September 26, at 8 P. M. All out!
Morning service at 10:30; Sermon subject,—Sincerity;
Sunday School at 11:45 A. M.; Young People's Meeting at
6:45 P. M.; Subject,—Is Prayer Worth While? Leader;
Miss Irene M. Garrett.
Sunday
The Christian Endeavor Union of this city will hold a meeting at the Christian Church, corner of Kentucky and Berkley streets on Sunday evening, the 28th, at 6:45. Mr. Gilbert Fenton of Topeka, a field secretary, will address the meeting. All students and friends cordially invited.
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On Sale Daily,
September 25 to
October 10, 1913
Very Low Fare
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Three trains daily from Kansas City to California. Personally conducted excursions.
For literature,fare and service from here,apply to
W. W. BURNETT,
Agent
Lawrence, Kansas
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
W. C. M'CONNELL Physician and
surgeon. Office, 819 Mass. St.
Bell 399, Home 9342. Residence,
1346 Tenn. St. Bell 1023. Home 936.
J. F. BROCK, Optometrist and Specialist in Scientific Glass Fitting. Office 802 Mass. St. Bell Phone 695.
HARRY REDING, M. D. Eye, ear,
nose and throat. Glasses fitted.
Office, F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell
513. Home 512.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Eye, ear,
and throat specialist. Glasses fitted.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Dick Building.
DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas .
J. W. O'BRYON, Dentist. Over Will
507's Drug Store. Bell Phone
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 833 Massachusetts Street. Both phones, office and residence.
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery, and gynaecology. Suite I, F. A. A. bldg. Residence, 1201 Ohio St. Both
DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12 F. A. A.
bldg. Residence 1130 Tenn.
Phones 211.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squirts' Studio. Both phones.
DR. BURT R. WHITE
Oscopath,
Phones, Bell 938, Home 257,
Office, 745 Mass. St.
CLASSIFIED
Barbers
J. C. Houk's barber shop, 913 Mass.
Students' whiskers a specialty; 4
chairs; never have to wait. Razors
honed.
Frank lillie's Barber Shop, 1025 Mass.
The good barbers. Satisfaction
assistance.
Phone Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas goods and Mazda lamps. 937 Mass. Phones 658.
Plumbers
Ladies Tailoring and Dressmaking. Gowns for all occasions. All work guaranteed. Mrs. T. B. Daily, 914 Mass. Sanitary cleaning establishment in connection. Phone 421 Bell.
Mrs. Ellison, Dressmaking, and Ladies Tailoring. 905 Mass.
Phones 2411, over Johnson & Carl.
Ladies Tailors
Hairdressing, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hair-goods, "Marinello" toilet preparations. For appointments call Bell 1372. Home 951. The Sele t. Hair Dressing Shop, 927 Mass St.
Hair Dressers
Sporting Goods.
D & M sporting goods and athletic supplies. Kennedy & Ernst, 825 Mass. St. Phones 341.
Try our fountain if you like your drinks in clean glasses, Barber's Drug Store.—Adv.
The young people of the First Christian church invite all students to an informal reception in the museum, Friday evening 8 o'clock. 32.
"The State the Campus of the University"
YOU ARE A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT and cannot attend a college or university
or
YOU ARE A COLLEGE STUDENT but are out of school
or
YOUR EDUCATION AT HOME?
YOU ARE A TEACHER and wish to gain further knowledge, what would you think of a chance to continue
Why not learn while you earn?
Through the Extension Department of the University of Kansas. Practically 150 courses of High School and University Grade are now offered through Correspondence
CORRESPONDENCE STUDY DEPARTMENT THE EXTENSION DIVISION
For further information address
THE EXTENSION DIVISION
University of Kansas, :: :: :: Lawrence
MEERSCHAUM PIPES
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GRIGGS
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AMUSEMENTS
Paul Gilmore's Associate Players in their great success "The Havoys."
Mr. Paul Gilmore is no doubt one of the greatest actor-managers in this country and has proven this on several occasions in the past. In 1984 he played the most powerful plays before the American public today. The part of Craig portrays a fine type of the American business man, whose wife is won from him by a treacherous boyfriend. He writes written law, but instead works out the punishment of the pair along new lines and in a manner that makes the play seem not acting but real, throbbing vital life. "The Bowersock Theater, Saturday, Sept. 27, Matinee and night—Ady."
In the modern movement among universities towards rendering digital degrees, a university of Kansas was a leader, having begun such work in 1866.
AMUSEMENTS
The Cullen-Bainbridge's *wildfire* musical comedy success, "Doctor de Luxe," headed by Oscar Figman, as an actor in a company, comes to the Bowersock Theater, Monday, Sept. 29. Not in a decade have the press and public given permission to perform the dorsalment as "Doctor de Luxe" received, and justly so, as it is the cleanest, neatest and daintiest musical comedie that has been produced since 1954. The theater moment in the entire action of the play; it is full of mirth and music, pretty girls, funny comedians, clever dance routines and wonderful electrical effects. —Adv.
The Baptist young people will give a reception in the church parlor of church 700 Ky., Friday night for students and their friends.
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