UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
EDITORIAL STAFF
HERBERT FLAUNT Editor-in-Chief
JOHN C. MADDEN Managing Editor
HARRY W. SWINGLE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Business Manager
RAY ELDINGER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Circulation Manager
EDWIN ABBEL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Advertising
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REPORTORIAL STAFF
LUCY BARGER
HARLANL HUTCHINSON
LANDON LAIBD
GLENDON ALVINE
HENRY MALOY
JOHN GLENNISBERG
EARL FUNNY
BRIENTHAM ROBERTSON
RANDOLP KENNETT
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Knares, from the press of the department of Journalism.
Subscription price $2.50 per year, in advance: one term. $1.50
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
Address all communications to
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN,
Lawrence.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; no gymnasium, no soccer field, no pool; no university holds; no play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to leave more than 10% of your time in school; in all, to serve to the best its ability the students of the University.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1913.
THE TRAIN
Through the pale sky of early night,
Shadowy, sinuous.
With one inquiring eye of light
Steadily luminous,
Over the trestle, past star on star,
It hurries on;
Calls like a friend that shouts afar,
And so is gone!
—Frank E. Hill in The American Mc
Frank E. Hill in The American Magazine.
"K" MEN RUNNING LOOSE
The loss of Captain Bramwell and "Andy" Groff in the same week is enough to take the "pep" out of any one, but by far the most serious question facing the coaches at present is the scarcity of football material on McCook field. The men are not turning out.
Every student who has ever fallen on the pigskin should report at once to Coach Mosse. Many students with the necessary "stuff" in them hang back from trying out for the team thinking they can't make anything the first year.
They are right—so long as they don't go out. But it is safe to say that if a man has the ability in him, he'll get enough workout before the Missouri game to show what he has; and in all probability there are many men capable of making "K's" this fall who have not yet reported on McCook.
There is only one way to get one of those big "K" sweaters, you know: get out and work for it. Let's all get out and help make the team.
AFTER THE WRONG PERSON
It looks as if the tugger were about to be on the other fellow in the case of Homer Hoyt, K. U. Phi Beta Kappa man thrown in jail and held four days this summer by the "police" and "detectives" of Kansas City, Kansas without being charged with any offense.
The police of Kansas City in their time have probably "jugged" a good many itinerant "hoboes" who were unable to strike back, but when they tried their "calabose" game on Hoyt they went one step too far.
The "constabulary" at Kansas City had better "fess up" and get out while the getting out is good.
Hoyt has the backing of a half dozen lawyers in Kansas City who are willing to take his case for nothing and the unqualified endorsement of Prof. H. A. Millis, who went down to see Hoyt voluntarily appear in court and demand a trial this morning.
WORK AHEAD
Last night the first meeting of the year was held by the Men's Student Council. Which reminds us, the Council has a winter's work before it.
What will be done with the Jayhawker question? How about freshman caps, the future of the Student Union, student discipline and a dozen other things?
In the solution of these problems lies a critical test of the Council's worth. It is to be hoped that the Council gloriously meets the test.
I put my heart to school
In the world, where men grow wise,
"Go out," I said, "and learn the rule;
Come back when you win a prize."
My heart came back again:
My heart came back again:
"Now where is the prize?" I cried—
"The rule was false, and the prize was pain,
And the teacher's name was Pride."
I put my heart to school
In the woods, where berries sing,
And brooks run cool and ear;
In the fields, where wild flowers spring,
and the blue of heaven bends near.
"Go out," I said, "you are half a fool,
and perhaps you can teach you here."
"And why do you stay so long,
My heart, and where do you roam?"
The answer came with a laugh and a song,
"I find this school is home."
—HENRY VAN DYKE.
About the first thing a budding young editor bumps into is a realization of his inability consistently to turn out bearbear original humor. Things which in his own mind sound clever enough appear in the paper as if flattened out by the process of printing, and his laboring attempts at jest in time sicken even himself.
CLEVER THINGS THE OTHER FELLOW SAYS.
The other day we printed a number of short editorial suils culed from New York newspapers. Flattering inquiries concerning their authorship compel us to repeat.
In which event, he turns to his contemporaries and clips their jokes.
Man is made of dust and is always 'out for more.
A close mouth maketh a close friend.
A girl is likely to forget a heartache when she has a toothache.
Even a man who has never formed an opinion of his own arrives at a definite conclusion when he dies.
A nest egg in the bank will keep a man from brooding over his troubles.
It is much easier to go to law than to get back.
One good kick will often accomplish more than a lot of kindness.
It's the things we don't get that we should sometimes be most thankful for.
The only thing some people learn from experience is what fools they've been.
Curiosity is merely something that is inspired by things that are none of your business.
Don't trust to luck unless you have a return ticket home.
At any rate, the prodigal son acquired more fame than the virtuous brother who stayed home and was decent.
An optimist is a man who laughs at misfotune, never having had any himself.
The trouble with blessings that come disguised is that the disguise is always so perfect.
Of two evils it isn't always necessary to choose either.
Children should be seen, not heard, but unfortunately all of that description are in the deaf and dumb asylums.
SONG
Give a rouse, then, in the Maytime
For a life that knows no fear!
Turn night time into day time,
With the sunlight of good cheer.
For it's always fair weather
When good fellows get together:
With a stein on the table
And a good song ringing clear!
Wise, at telephone—"Send up three pounds of dog meat."
Butcher—"Yes, sir; who for?"
Wise—"The dog, you blamed fool."
Buchner "The dog, you blamed fool."
Noted Visiting Lecturer-"My mission is saving girls.' Busy Stude (who has just gotten his seat for the show-"Great! Save me a couple."-WIDOW.
Arthur W. (in history)—There is no caste system in Egypt
A poor boy could rise to be queen.
Do tell.
"How old is Ann?"
"How do I know?
Yale—Queen.
An(n) is an indefinite article."
— DARMOUTH JACK-O-LANTERN
Deal—Sharpe looks prosperous; he must have made raise.
Harbard—An undeniably pulchritudinous specimen of the genus femina. —COLUMBIA JESTER.
Columbia—Peach.
Princeton—Pippin.
Shuffle—He did, confound him, and I raised him back when he held four aes. —SUN.
Princeton—Pippin.
County Clerk—“What did you tell that man?
New Office Boy—“That this was not a blacksmith shop.”
Clerk—“What did he want to do?”
N. O. B. — "File a mortgage." — STANFORD CHAPARRAL.
In field or forest, at the desk or toddy.
In roaring market-place or tranquil room;
Lake Como or Lake Erie.
When vagrant wishes beckon me astray,
"This is my work, my blessing, not good."
WORK
Let me do my work from day to day.
no, he is not asking you to doob.
Of all who ever live in whom
This work can best be done in the right way."
Then shall I see it not too great, nor small,
To tell my spirit and to prove my powers
Then shall I cheerful greet the laboring hours,
And cheerful turn, when the long shadows fall
At eventide, to play and love and rest,
Because I know for me my work is best.
—HENRY VAN DYKE.
Colonist Tickets to California
On Sale Daily,
September 25 to
October 10, 1913
Very Low Fare
to nearly all points in California, the Northwest, and many places intermediate. Liberal stopover privileges. Accepted in Pullman Tourist Sleepers and Free Chair Cars carried on Santa Fe Fast Trains.
Three trains daily from Kansas City to California. Personally conducted excursions.
For literature, fare and service from here, apply to
W. W. BURNETT,
Agent
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
Lawrence, Kansas
W. C. M'CONNELL. Physician and
surgeon. Office, 819 Mass. St,
Ball 109. Penn. School of Medicine.
1346 Penn. St. Ball 1023. Home 986.
Kyler University.
HARRY REDING, M. D. Eye, ear,
nose and throat. Glasses fitted.
Office, F. A. B; Aldg. Phones, Bell
513. Home 512.
Specialist in Scientific Glass Fitting. Office 802 Mass. St. Bell phone 695.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. E. eye, ear,
and throat specialist. Glasses fitted.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Dick Building.
DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas.
J. W. O'BRYAN, Dentist. Over-Wilk
507. son's Drug Store. Bell Phone
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 883
Massachusetts Street. Both
phones, office and residence.
of the stomach, surgery,
and gynosuory. Suite I, F. A. A. bldg.
Residence, 1201 Ohio St. Both
phones, 35.
DR. H. T. JONES, Room 12 F. A. A.
bldg. Residence 1130 Tenn.
Phones 211.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' Studio. Both phones.
DR. BURT R. WHITE
Osteopath,
Phones, Bell 938, Home 257,
Office, 745 Mass. St.
CLASSIFIED
Barbers
Frank liff's Barber Shop, 1025 Mass.
barbers. Satisfaction assured.
Phone Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas goods and Mazda lamps. 937 Mass. Phones 658.
Plumbers
4. C. Houk's barber shop, 913 Mass.
Students' whiskers a specialty; 4 chairs; never have to wait. Razors老户.
Ladies Tailors
Ladies Tailoring. 905 Mass.
Phones 2411, over Johnson & Carl.
Ladies Tailoring and Dressmaking.
Gowns for all occasions. All
Ladies Training and all occasions. Gowns for all occasions. All work guaranteed. Mrs. T. B. Daily, 914 Mass. Sanitary cleaning establishment in connection. Phone 421 Bell.
Hairdressing, shampooing, scalp and facial massage, shampooing, hairgoods, "Marinello" toilet preparations. For appointments call Bell 1372, Room 951. The Sefe.t. Hair Dressing Shop, 927 Mass St.
Hair Dressers
Sporting Goods.
D & M sporting goods and athletic supplies. Kennedy & Ernst, 823 Mass. St. Phones 341.
Try our fountain if you like your drinks in clean glasses, Barber's Drug Store-Adv.
FOR RENT—My third floor; suitable for four girls. Mrs. Kinne, 1400 Ohio. Bell Phone 504. tf.
Ed. W. Parsons, Engraver, Watch-
maker and Jeweler. Diamonds and
jewelry. Bell Phone 717. 717 Mass.
Bowersock Theatre
Saturday, Sept. 27
Matinee and Night
Mr. Paul Gilmore And Associate Players in
"The Havoc One Solid Year in New York. Seats on Sale at
Prices
Woodward & Co.
Beginning Friday, 8 A.M.
Prices
Matinee—Parquet 50c, Balcony 25c
Night—$1.50, $1.00, 75c, 50c, 25c
The United Play Co. (Inc.)
Present a Dramatization of
Bowersock Theatre Wednesday, Sept. 24
MRS WIGGS OF THE CABBAGE PATCH AND LOVEY MARY
Its Optimism Is Inspiring
Its Humor Is Irresistable
The Touch of Nature
That Makes the World Kin
WOODWARD & CO.
Seats at
Sales open TUES. SEPT. 23
at 8:00 a. m. Prices $1.50,
$1.00, 75c and 50c according
to code
PROTSCH The College Tailor
SAYS:
"Some folks goes right under when trouble comes, but I carry 'mine fur an' easy."
Let us save your soles.
First class Shoe Repairing. Prices
Right. Just Insure the Shoe Shop,
1107 Mass.
R. O. BURGERT, Prop.
Students
R. O. BURGERT, Prop.
LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM 11 years at 11 West Warren.
Dick Bros., leaders in all imported and domestic perfumes, creams and toilet articles.—Adv. 3
Come on Down to JIM'S Tonight 1101 Mass. St.
Lawrence Sewing School
Ladies Tailoring and Dressmaking.
Sewing School.
Miss Powers Mary C. McClarney
814 Mass. Phone 550.
WILDER BROS., Laundry
Student Agents=--GROFT.SMEE and BOHANNEN.
The Best of Work-Prompt Service
Bell Phone 1093
LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM
11 years at 11 West Warren.
Do it now, Squires for your photo.
Adv.
Spalding gym shoes are the best at no higher price than cheaper makes. Carroll's 709 Mass. St.- Adv.
Try a hot chocolate at our four-
fam.店, an excellent. Barber &
Druggists.
A Graceful High Band Notch Collar.
2 for 28 cents
Cleetts, Peabody & Co., Inc. Maker
Send the Daily Kansan home.
Typewriters Fountain Pens Office Supplies
1025 Mass. Bell Phone 1051
F.I.CARTER
For the hair and want of hair
Rexall 93 Tonic
50c and $1.00
M'COLLOCH'S Drug Store
COLLEGE INN BARBER SHOP
At the Foot of the Hill on Adams
A Real Shop
With Barbers and Service
We Invite Your Inspection
Satisfaction Guaranteed or Whiskers
Refunded
BERT WADHAMS
K. U. PANTATORIUM AND DYE WORKS
Student Rates: See Our Solicitors
Cleaning and Ladies' Work a
Specialty.
JACK FULLERTON
1400 Louisiana
Phones: Bell, 1400; Home, 140
A "Square Deal"
for everybody is the "Spalding Policy." We guarantee each buyer of an article bearing the Spalding Trade-Mark that such article will give satisfaction and a reasonable amount of service.
1120 Grand Ave. Kansas City, Mo.
Send for our Catalogue.
CAMPUS AT YALE
Current periodicals are running clothing advertisements showing cuts of students on the campus at Yale. I make clothes for men on the campus of achievement.
SCHULZ, 913 Mass.
University Book Store
803 Mass. St.
(The Student's Friend)
Saves the student body cash on all purchases.
(The proof of the pudding is the eating thereof)
LOST—Will party who removed rain coat from Library cloak room on Friday, Sept. 19., please return same to Mr. G. B. Schornbern, 1341 Ohio.
See the Angora wool sweaters for women. Carroll's, 709 Mass. St.- Adv.
Cutley, safety razors, blades,
strops, hones, and manicure articles,
a large assortment. Barber & Son,
Drugguists.-Adv.
Reception sticks, all colors and flavors at Wiedemann's—Adv.