UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1870.
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The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; an emphasis on the history of the University holds; to play no favors; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be likable; to be students; in aJ, to serve in the host of its ability the students of the University.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1913.
NO PRIDE LEFT
Thank goodness Kansas still has a few young men "with no pride left."
If she didn't, what would the city boarding clubs do for waiters and dishwashers? How would we get our morning paper in time for breakfast? Who would build our fires on frosty winter mornings, and keep the lawn cleared up and the sidewalks clear of snow? In short, how could we possibly get along without the student "graffter?"
We know of young men "too proud" to do such work to get through K. U., but from all reports they are more than ever outnumbered this winter. Never before was these such a demand for outside work from students.
A student has just obtained a concession from the Board of Administration to run a lunch stand in Fraser hall—a concession business men down town have never succeeded in getting.
This pride business seems to pay poor dividends around the University of Kansas.
IT PAYS TO ETC.
Because the churches of Lawrence are this fall advertising to attract students, no one need be alarmed. The churches are not doing so as a last resort; student church attendance isn't falling off.
COMMUNICATIONS
Not at all. The students of the University of Kansas are on the whole pretty regular church-goers, and the city churches, realizing this, are merely getting up-to-date and letting students know in the quickest and most economical way, about their facilities for worship .
The use of any communication will, of course, be subject to the discretion of the editor, who hereby guarantees genuine communications in any and all cases. No member of the Kansan board will be permitted to submit a communication unless his name in full is published after it.
The columns of the Daily Kansan will again be open this year to anyone connected with the University for "student opinion" communications, provided the author sign his real name as an evidence of good faith, though not necessarily for publication.
EVOLUTION—By Father Tabb
Out of the dusk a shadow,
Then a spark.
Out of the cloud a silence,
Then a lark;
Out of the heart a rapture,
Then a pain;
Out of the dead, cold ashes
Life again.
"Hank" Maloy has heralded his coming. Nothing less than an illustrated booklet on his summer experiences will satisfy us now.
NEXT!
Speaking of Maloy and his stake-driving with a Chautauqua this summer reminds us that the experiences of University students during vacation, if compiled, would make pretty good reading for many staid faculty members who know their students chiefly for the flunks their students get.
One by one summer vacation stories are making the rounds. Now it is "Crimmy" Williamson with his version of the Patti Players on the Kansas kerosene circuit; next "Miner" Dingman tells how a rock on his foot in the Joplin lead mining district laid him up; and "Newt" Smith relates how he took the place of a man killed the day before he started work in an Arizona copper mine.
And yet,—
And yet,— Lots of us are seriously considering these combination offers about O. Henry. For our part give us more mines and summer Chautauquas and let the laughter wrinkles grow.
CLEVER THINGS THE OTHER FELLOW SAYS
CLEVER THINGS THE OTHER FELLOW SAYS
Since cigarettes seem less provoking
Unto the ones who do the smoking
Oh, won't some power just please compel 'em
To smell themselves as others smell 'em.
One half the University doesn't know how the other half lives, but it has grave suspicions.
Circumstances over which we have no control frequently take the form of wives.
Success demonstrates that it's a long head that has no turning.
We are never too old to acquire the latest wrinkle.
Dare to do right—if you can afford to be left.
The rain it rainseth equally
On the just and unjust feller
But chiefly on the just because
The unjust's got the just's umbreller.
He is a mighty mean man who will snore in church, hereby keeping the rest of us awake.
The bandmaster frequently puts on more airs than the band can play.
A nervous man is easily undone, but the way dresses are now built it is hard to undo a woman.
A family descends from father to son, and sometimes the descent is something fierce.
WHAT EVERY LIAR KNOWS.
That he has lots of competition.
WHAT EVERY LIAR KNOWS.
That he has loss of competition.
That an unconscious liar deserves no credit.
That an unconscious liar deserves no credit.
That lying by the name of diplomacy smells no sweeter.
That most people do not care much for the truth anyway.
That artistic lying is an accomplishment not to be denied.
That the most important part of lying is to know when to tell the truth.
Trinity Lutheran Church: One block east of the court house. E. E. Stauffer, D. D., pastor. Morning worship and sermon at 11:00; evening worship at 7:45; Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. and Luther League at 7 p. m. Mr. Conrad Hoffmann, University Y. M. C. A. secretary, teaches a class of young men and women in the Sunday school. Students are invited to enroll in his class for a study of the Life of Christ. Miss Cora Reynolds, one of the instructors in voice at the University, directs the music. Mrs. B. H. Dale, organist. All students cordially invited.
Unitarian Church - Vermont and Hancock Streets.
Minister E. B. Backus, 1108 Tennessee St. Church service 10:30 a.m., sermon subject "Our Moral Life; Sunday school 11:45 a.m.; adult class topic, "The Ethics of the Labor Unions." Young People's Meeting 6:45 p. m. The minister will give a talk on the social work of the German church. Friday, Sept. 26th, Student Reception, at 8 p. m.
Trinity Church (Episcopal)—The Rev. Evan Alexander Edwards, rector. 18th Sunday after Trinity. 7:30 a.m. The Holy Communion; 10 a.m. Sunday school. 11 a.m. morning prayer and sermon; 8 p.m., evening prayer and sermon. Volunteers are desired for the choir. Rehearsals Saturday at seven. Apply to Mrs. Olin Bell or to the rector.
First Presbyterian Church—At 8 p. m. "The Ideal American's Optimism" will be the theme of Dr. Powell's sermon. At 10 a. 30 m. he will speak on "The Hope Eternal in the Human Breast." Students' Reception, 11: 30 a. m. to 12. Classes for students at the Sunday school under the direction of Rev. Stanton Olinger, University pastor. Christian Endeavor, 7 p. m.
First Methodist Church. Rev. Henry E. Wolfe, minister. Public services at 10:30 and 7:45. A Great Young Peoples' meeting at 7:00 p. m. University classes or
Morning sermon subject "Proving All Things." Don't miss the Sunday night prelude talk on "Should the Kansas-Missouri Foot ball game be played in Kansas City." Evening sermon, "Proving by Experience." Special music by the big chorus choir. In the
The Minister evening Mr. Clyde Smith of Kansas City will assist the choir and sing the offertory.
ganized in the Bible School at 12:00. Seven classes and subjects to choose from.
First Baptist Church, 801 K. St., O. C. Brown, pastor. Sunday will be students' day at our classroom. 10:30 m. a. m. sermon, theme; "What the Old Testament Says to Me." Special University Sunday school classes meet at 11:45; Young People's meeting 7:00 p. m.; Prof. H. B. Hungerford will have charge; evening praise and sermon 8:00 p. m., theme; "Wherein Lies Greatness" Special music. Baptist Young people will have open house at the pastorage, 808 Tenn. St., 4 to 6 p. m., Saturday for new students.
THE METHODIST SUNDAY SCHOOL especially provides all students. We plan this to offer part of our courses at 9:45 and part at 12, the usual hour. On September 21, however, all the classes will meet at 12, in the social room on the second floor, for organization.
Present Day Problems - - - - Dr. H. l. Chambers
Old Testament History - - Miss Mary P. Clarke
Business College Class - International Lessons
Mr. Harbert Dunnie
AT 9:45
The following courses are offered:
AT NOON
Life of Christ - - - - Prof. E. F. Engle
Book of Acts (For Girls) - - Mrs. J. R. Bechtel
International Lessons - - Mrs. E. Smith
The Plan of Salvation (For Men) - Prof. S. J. Hunter
We hope to offer a German class if there is sufficient demand We hope to offer a German class if there is sufficient demand.
"Some folks goes right under when trouble comes, but I carry an mine fur an 'easy.'
Oread Theatre
SAYS:
Friday
TANHOUSER
Drama
"Medium's Nemesis"
AMERICAN
Drama
"Flesh of His Flesh."
MAJESTIC
Comedy
"The Lady Killer"
Saturday
RELIANCE
An extra strang drama in two reels entitled "Success"
TANHOUSER
Unromantic Maiden
A Good Comedy
This is an extra strong program, well worth seeing.
Bowersock Theatre Wednesday, Sept. 24
The United Play Co. (Inc.) Present a Dramatization of
MRS WIGGS OF THE CABBAGE PATCH AND "LOVEY MARY"
Its Optimism Is Inspiring
Its Humor Is Irresistable
The Touch of Nature
That Makes the World Kin
Seats at
WOODWARD & CO.
Sale opens TUES. SEPT. 23
at 8:00 a. m. Prices $1.50,
$1.00, 75c and 50c according
to location.
The Old Reliable K. U. SHOE SHOP
is now open in our new shop located at 1342 Ohio, which we erected this summer expressly for the accommodation of the students. We have also added a pressing and cleaning parlor and the shoe shine parlor exclusive for ladies. We kindly solicit the patronage of the new students as well as the old. All work strictly first-class. W. J. Broadhurst, Prop.-Adv.
Symphony Lawn Box Paper
quality the best
All sizes, colors and shapes.
M'COLLOCH, Drug Store.
Fresh salted almonds at Wiedemann's—Adv.
LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM 11 years at 11 West Warren.
Dick Bros., leaders in all imported and domestic perfumes, creams and toilet articles.—Adv. 3
SATURDAY Students' Bargain Day At the Big Store
SMART WOOL DRESSES of good quality Serge, Fancy Roll Collars, best shades, this fall's models, $6.50 Values at $5.48.
SWEATER COATS, College styles, gray, white or red shaker knit with wide shawl collars. $6.00 value at $5.00.
ANOTHER SWATER heavy cardigan stitch in red, gray or white. Roll collar. $4.00 value at $3.50.
SERGE DRESSES, best shades, contrasting collars and cuffs in Misses' sizes. Very new and stylish, $6.50 and $7.00 values at $5.98.
ANOTHER LOT OF WAISTS, all this Season's styles, voiles, lawns and madras, $1.25 and $1.50 values at 48c.
WHITE SHIRT WAISTS, voilers or lawns in the prettiest of styles, $2.50 to $3.00 values at $1.59.
PURE SILK HOSE. College girls will appreciate this new silk stocking. It's pure Silk from garter top to the double toes and guaranteed for service. White, black, or tan in 65c value at 50c.
ASK for NUMBER 1300 at the HOSIERY CUONTER
A SHIPMENT OF LADIES RAINCOATS
ALL SIZES
Swimming Suits Gymnasium Suits All Sizes
SILKS
The most popular fabric sold today. Silks of all description.
Before you buy a silk waist, skirt, dress, coat, suit, kimono, or for trimming visit our silk department. for your good as well as ours.
We are told every day we show a line of Silk Novelties, Crepes, Brocades, Bulgarians, Orientals, Failles, Ottomans, Messolines, and Velvets equal to any city store.
Come in and shop awhile.
WEAVERS
BACK TO WORK AGAIN
Vacation time is over and all of us are getting back to our duties again. Let us not forget that one of the first duties we owe is to this Church and Bible School. Next Lord's Day will be a particularly appropriate time for both old and new students to enroll in
THE FIRST CHRISTIAN BIBLE SCHOOL Cor. Kentucky and Berkley Streets
Our large student classes extend a most cordial invitation. In preparation for Rally Day Sept. 28, we want a great school next Lord's Day morning. Remember the hour-9:45 a.m. Come and bring your Bible and a friend.
J. W. Kreider, Supt.
E. T. McFarland Minister
Big Special Features Saturday At The Students' Theater AURORA GRAND