UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN To Fraternaties and Boarding Clubs If PRICES, QUALITY[and SERVICE count call us up. We can save you money. To please your palate and give unexcelled service is our motto. Everything in fancy groceries. The best in fresh vegetables in season. No order too small or too large for us to handle. JOHN SEYMOUR J. S. ST. CLAIR THE S. & S. GROCERY 101 West Henry Phones 224 "Be a Tailor-Made Man" Let us make you a suit for $16 to $25 Union Woolen Mills 742 Mass. C.F. Heere, Mgr. This Schedule is published for the benefit of the Students. Notice will be given of changes, if any are made. Lawrence Railway & Light Co. CAR SCHEDULE Afternoon Schedule, Main Line to Park Cars leave Haskell, hr., 12, 24, 36, 48 minutes past the hour. Cars leave Heury and Morrison, 10, 7 the noon Carter Henry and Massachusetts for Santa Fe. 8, 45, 27, 39, and 51 minutes past the hour. 3, 16, 27, 39, and 61 minutes past Cars, leave Henry and Massachusetts for South Massachusetts, 9, 21, 33, 45 and 57 minutes past the hour. To K. U. Cars leave Henry and Massachusetts for K. U. via Mississippi. hour, and 30 minutes past the hour. Cars leave Henry and Massachusetts for K. U. via Tennessee, 20.30 and 50 minutes past the hour Cars leave Henry and Massachusetts for Indiana St. hour and 30 minutes past the hour. Cars leave K. U. via Tennessee St., 5, and 35 min- utes past the hour. Cars leave K. U. via Mississippi Street. 15. 45. minutes past the hour. visit Hasken Institute. Take a ride out to Woodland Park. Concentration Many of the world's greatest scholars say that good tobacco helps the mind to focus its faculties. If that is true, where could you find a more delightful aid to concentration than Made of tender middle leaves, to which long aging has given a temptingly satisfying flavor and a velvety mellowness that wooes your senses and smoothes out the wrinkles of your brain. PATTI PLAYERS BACK FROM KANSAS KEROSENE CIRCUIT After a three month's barn-storming dramatic tour of Kansas, most of the members of the Patti Players, a company of University students with stage ambitions, are back in school, according to "Crummy" Williamson, commedian of the troupe, who arrived at the Kansan office yesterday morning. MARGARET LARSON The inimitable "Crummy's" story follows: "How did it happen? Well, I didn't know I was going until quiz week. You see, I did a little amateur acting in the sophomore farce here last year, that's where I got my start. "We made stands ranging from three nights to a week, depending on the temperament of the audience. At about every town, first night, while we were in our "dressing In the company were Ward Hatcher, who was leading man, Francis Stevens, character part, Nelson Stevens, character part, Miss Patti Haitt, leading woman, Miss Dorothy Parkhurst, character part, Miss Elsie Potwin, soubrette, and Miss Margaret DeForest, ingenuue. AT THE BOWERSOCK. "Seemed like we couldn't get away from people who knew us. There were University students in every town, and we had three months of it. Salary? We'll not talk about salary, but experience—I feel like an old man already." Sept. 23—Bird of Paradise Sept. 24—Mars, Wiggins of the Cab- b rooms" making up with the dramatic pain, wed' hear somebody by the door about to die laughing, and there'd be "Butch" Stuewe or "Bully" Magill or somebody like that looking in and holding his sides. Revised list of bookings for the Bowersock Theater to date. This list will of course be changed from time to time: "Crummy" had several offers to join professional companies during the summer, one of which was to give the rather ominous play, "The Test." "Crummy" decided not to be tested. *bage patch.* Sept. 25 - Edison Talking Pictures Sept. 25 - Paul Glimore in The Havoc Sept. 25 - Oscar Pigman & Co. in Many adventures befell the company during the summer, among which were incidents with the "props" in country town theatres and a three weeks' effort to get rid of their excess baggage. The advertising the company gave the University over the state is considered investimble. Oct. 1—Tik Tik, slan of Oz Oct. 8—Stonewall, slant of New York Oct. 17—Rose Stahl. Oct. 23—Massenett's Grand Opera Herodideia—The English Story of Josephine of Cairo. Nov. 3—Billy Single Clifford in "Believe Me." Nov. 4—Lyman Howe. Nov. 14—Rose Maid. Nov. 29—Peter King. Nov. 28—Little Boy Blue. Nov. 28—Officer 666. Dec. 1—The Thief. Dec. 19—Mutt & Jeff Dec. 27—Olive all in "The Girl Girl" Dec. 29—Mighty & Neath in "The Ham Tree" Dec. 31 Compatripty Jan. 1—Virginian Jan. 5—Quo Vadis Pictures Jan. 6—Quo Vadis Pictures Jan. 8—Ready Money Jan. 9—Stop Thief Jan. 10—Are You a Mormon Jan. 17—Firefly Jan. 20—Jerusalem Howe Jan. 31—Pink Lady Feb. 6—Little Women Feb. 7—Sins of the Father Feb. 11—Leder Lady Feb. 21—Red Rose Feb. 26—Awakening of Helena Richie Mach. 2—Bought and Paid For Mach. 10—The Newly Weds Mach. 16—Al. G. Fields. Westminster Hall, Saturday, Sept. 20, "School Opening." Big feature events are: "Governor's" and "Chancenor's" addresses, athletic events, dramatic tryouts, and physical examinations. KOCH, Tailor Full line of FALL SUITINGS THE CITIZENS STATE BANK Let us handle your accounts. DEPOSITS GUARANTEED Capital $25,000 Surplus and Profit $ 5,400 The Convenient Bank 824 Mass. St. T WAS ALL GREEK TO THIS FRESHMAN New And Odd Varieties Fraternities Confuse Young Arrival The freshman squirmed uneasily and mopped his fevered brow; "I'd like to come and see your bunch, but I can't come just now. I had a date with Ina Rush, a Sigma Nu, you know; but either he's forgotten me, or given me the Go. But maybe I'm mistaken in the name Ina gave me, because I've heard they have two Sugma Nu bunches, or three. Now I don't know which Sigma Nu, friend Inan't hangs about;—Nu Sigma Nu—old Sigma Nu—say, can't you help me out?" All Societies entitled to representation on the debating council should elect representatives at once. When elected, notify E. L. Bennett, Bell 2625. AMUSEMENTS Symbolism and psychology go hand in hand in the romance of Hawaii, Richard Walton Tully's latest play, "The Bird of Paradise," presented by Oliver Morsoca. In it the author has woven out of sunshine, the swish of the murmuring seas, the haunting melodies of the Ukalea, and the languor of the latitude, a heart gripping play of a woman's soul. Tris play of Hawaiian life with its wealth of beautiful scenery, a superb complement of players and brilliant and striking stage effects, will be seen at the Bowersock Theater, Tuesday September 23rd. Prices 50c, 75c, $1.00, and $1.50. Mrs. Wiggis, Lovey Mary, Misi' Hazey, Mr. Stubbins, Little Tommy and other friends of the Cabbage Patch will be here to renew your acquaintanceship real soon. There is mirg and charm about Mrs. Wiggis which makes the play one of the most delightful to stage offerings. At the Bowersock theater, Wednesday, September 24.-Adv. 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