SUMMER SESSION KAN SAN.
The SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
The Official Paper of The University of Kansas Summer Session.
Published in the afternoon of Tuesday and Friday by students in the Department of Journalism, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910; at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Subscription price twenty-five cents for the six week's session.
Phones: Bell K. U. 25 and 150.
- Address all communications to The Summer Session Kansan, Lawrence, Kansas.
Advertising Mgr. . . H. W. Swingle
Circulation Mgr. . . Earl Potter
The Editor-in-Chief and News Editor
will be appointed for each issue.
FRIDAY, JULY 18, 1913.
This issue in charge of Glendon Allvine
"The sun waxed hot."—Exodus
13:21.
S S.
S. S. gentle reader, is an abbreviation for three separate and distinct things, which are widely divergent, being found on land and sea and in summer and winter.
It is fitting that we should first regard S. S. meaning Sunday School or Sabbath School which comes on the first day of the week. Sabbath Schools are conducted by most churches every Sabbath day to instil into youthful minds the rudiments of biblical lore. Most Sunday Schools give away candy eggs on Easter and have a big Christmas tree for the children's entertainment in December.
The great liners which ply the seas are known as steamships, S. S. These are useful in dividing humanity into three great classes of society, known as first, second, and third. A new S. S. is built every few months, and it is always the largest steamer afloat. Whenever a new S. S. is built, daily newspapers set it on end along side of the latest skyscraper which has been erected in New York. Thus it is useful as a standard of linear measurement.
When the month of June comes round S. S. comes into popular use meaning Summer Session. This is an institution of Universities and colleges which is of great help to teachers who wish to brush up or acquire added polish. It is also very useful for students of the regular session who have flunked out or made conditions in their winter work. Thanks to the S. S., they have the opportunity to work out their salvation and repent under climatic condition approaching those of another well known though somewhat legendary region of pennance.
How things do change! Yesterday we saw Lee, Lee Bryant himself, drinking a "coke" in Wilson's drug store.
SWAN SONG.
Ye seekers after truth who have followed our editorial frothings this summer, we bid ye farewell. And as the last word, O Enlightened Stude, permit us to forgive your dullness of perception, your hardiness of heart, your obstinate failure to see the deep meaning, the brilliant thought in these our comments. But in turn, do you forgive us our vanity, our empty foolishness, our dearth of ideas, our poverty of thought, and—humbly we confess it—our sloppy composition. Next year both you and we shall be older and know more. This is our swan song. - Amen. Solah!
Summer students and some are not.
OUR PICNIC
Tonight we meet at Woodland for a joy-feast. We confess great satisfaction. Daily we see about the campus, in the class-room, and around the gym a number of good-looking young men and women who appear interesting and intelligent, with whom we should like to exchange ideas. Furthermore, we made an acquaintance or two at the Mixer a month ago that we should like to follow up. Tonight is our opportunity; we mean to make the most of it. Let's get really acquainted before we separate.
What with the Victor Quartette singing ragtime and the Patti Players putting on melodrama and vaudeville, the good people of the state are not getting a very high-brow impression of the University of Kansas this summer
IS IT HOT?o be a womanly woman under all
circumstances — Australian
Farm
Journal.
No, emphatically no, it is not hot enough for the pest who persists in asking that time worm question, "Is is hot enough for you?" A hotter clime no doubt awaits him and pests in general.
We know it is hot without being reminded thereof. Heat is one of the few commodities that comes to the attention of the public in general without continued advertising. Of course it's hot, but don't rub it in. If you must give vent to your feelings in regard to atmospheric conditions, depart from this ancient interrogation. There is too much sameness in the makeup of many people. University students as a rule have enough ingenuity to vary their phrasiology, and will no doubt find other ways of propounding, if they must propound, that most popular of summer queries, "It is hot enough for you?"
"Hotness merely a condition of mind," says a headline. We have in mind a condition in algebra to be removed during the three weeks session.
THE SAD, SAD GRIND OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
Degrees for the Fair Sex
A.A. — Assertively Argumentative.
A.B. Artificially Bargaining.
A. A.—Assertively Argumentative.
A.B.—Articularly Beautiful
M.A.—Mildlv Affectionate.
B. C.—Bum Coom.
B. Lit.—Literally Brainless.
C. S.B.—Cash Supplied Bountifully
D. D.—Dubious Dinners.
D. L.D.Lit—Da—— little doing in Literature.
M.D.—Muchly Divorced.
Ph.D.—Phriz of Distinction.
Mus.D.—Musically Defective.
A Girl's Complete Education
A girl's education is most incompleate unless she has learned;
To sweep down cobwebs.
To marry a man for his worth.
To read the year book of books.
To be a helpmate to her husband
to keep down of truchy literature
To take plenty of avtice exercise. To take plenty of avtice exercise.
*plate* unless she has learnt
To sew.
To cook.
To mend.
To be gentle.
To value time.
To dress neatly.
To keep a secret.
To avoid idleness.
To be self-reliant.
To darn stockings.
To respect old age.
To make good bread.
To keep a house tidy.
To be above gossiping.
To make home happy.
To control her temper.
To take care of the sick
To take care of the bab
To be light-hearted and feet-footed
To be a gracefully woman under all
Straight Talk
It doesn't make any difference where you buy paint and varnish, whether in Lawrence, Kansas City, or Chicago. The smaller the price quoted you the larger the percentage of profit for the dealer. You get the small end of the bargain and you know that in all straight reliable grades of goods the profit to the dealer is small.
We handle only the best qualities it is possible to get and it is impossible to sell except on a small margin.
L. L. P HILLIPS & Co.
paper and Paint
Phones 192.
814 Mass. St.
For Summer Tan
Demand AUG. J. PIERSON Brands of Cigars Robert Hudson Black Seal Pierson's Hand Made Manufactured at 902 Mass. Street
For
MARLBOROUGH COLD CREAM Softens, Whitens, and Belaches. Sold in 25c Jars at MUCOLOCH'S DRIVER STORE
Eldridge House Barn
E. MOAK, Prop.
STUDENTS SHOE SHOP
R. O. BURGERT, Prop.
Headquarters for Shoe
Dressing and Shoe Laces.
1107 Mass. St.
O. P. Leonard---Tailor
UPSTAIRS 841 Mass. St.
Special Prices on Pressing Tickets for the Summer
CLEANING DYEING REPAIRING
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DANCING
Will Give Private DANCING LES-
SONS this summer.
Mrs. J. L. Newhouse
Diseases of the Stomach, Surgery and Gymcology.
Residence,1201 Ohio Street
G.W.Jones,A.M.,M.D.
For Appointment Phone 938. 939 Vermont.
847 Massachusetts Srteet.
The Rexall Store
F. B. McCulioch
Suite I, F.A.A.Bldg. Both Phones 35
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2 for 25 Cents
Cluett, Peabody & Co.
Arrow Shirts
BOWER & CO.
SELZ ROYAL BLUE SHOE STORE
820 Mass. Street
Gillham's
SANITARY BAKERY
412 W. Warren St.
Nothing but the best
come in and see the shop
Linn's Cleaning Plant
Clothing Cleaned, Pressed, and Repaired. Goods Called for and
Teter's
1017 Mass.
LADIES' WORK A SPECIALTY
Bell 1090 Home '107
Delivered.
1033 Mass.
Cash
Grocery
THE PLACE FOR GOOD THINGS
SCHULZ
Phone 666
Eat
THE TAILOR 911 Mass.
Your Meals
Meals
937 Mass.
Plumbers
Anderson's Old Stand
715 Massachusetts Street
Call Kennedy Plumbing Co. For Gas and Electric Supplies.
Call
Phones 658
FORNEY Repairs Shoes 1017 Mass. Try Him
HARRY REDING, M. D.
Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat
Glasses Fitted.
F. A. A. Building.
Phones: Bell 13; Home 512
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Summer Clearance of Hart, Schaffner & Marx Suits
IF you don't get the benefit of our clearing sale, it is not quite satisfactory to us; it's a sale that we're making for the benefit of our customers.
ware.
Pump Repairing. Van's Cistern
Sheet Metal-Workers. Pumps and
The benefit we get is in cleaning up our season's stock; you can see for yourself that, at such prices, there's no money making side for us.
$27.50 and $25 suits, now $17
22.50 and $20 suits, now $15
We're taking this way of getting spring and summer goods out of the way of fall things soon to come. It's really paying you a premium to buy now; while the buying's particularly good.
Hardware, Cutlery, Stoves and Tin-
Filters.
O'Brien & Co.
At Reasonable Price Bell 455 1345 Kentucky Home 7892
Phones 664. Piters. 621 Mass. St.
812 Vermont Phones 139
Livery, Hacks and Garage
CLARK, C. M.
LEANS
LOTHES.
ALL Bell 355, Home 150
730 Mass. St.
Francisco & Co.
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist
Glasses Fitted, Satisfaction Guaranteed
Phone Bell 1700 Dick Building
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Good Board
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D
PECKHAM'S
12 W. Warren. Both Phones 506
Mrs. B. J. Schwinley.
Particular Cleaning and Pressing For Particular People.
LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM
Raymond's Drug Store
We have the Kodak Line and Supplies
BERT WADHAMS
College Inn Barber
Will Work Through Summer School.
Hours 7 to 1. 3:30 to 6:30.
Cigars and Tobacco.
At the foot of the hill on Adams.
DENTIST.
J. W. O'BRYON.
Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Pbone 507.
Best Laundry Work In Town
Model Steam Laundry
G. W. BROWN, Mgr.
11-13 W. Warren Bell 156
C. Edward Hubach
Head of Voice Department will be in Lawrence every Tuesday and Thursday morning during the summer for student who wish to consult him. Bell phone K. U. 67. Residence phone, Bell 372.
J. R. Bechtel,
M. D., D. O.
833 Massachusetts Street
Both Phones 343
We Clean, Press, Dye, and Repair Clothes.
"CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED" Hats Cleaned and Blocked
K. U. PANTATORIUM,
JACK FULLERTON, Prop.
400 La.    Bell 1400.
1400 La.
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