SUMMER SESSION KAN'SAN
the SUMMER SESSION KANSAN | Bill through college, are you satisfied with the results?"
The Official Paper of The University of Kansas Summer Session.
Published in the afternoon of Tuesday and Friday by students in the Department of Journalism, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Phones: Bell K. U. 25 and 150.
Subscription price twenty-five cents for the six weeks' session.
Address all communications to The Summer Session Kansan, Lawrence; Kansas.
Advertising Mgr. . . . H. W. Swingle
Circulation Mgr. . . . Earl Potter
TUESDAY, JULY 15, 1913.
Circulation Mgr. ...Earl Potter
The Editor-in-Chief and News Editor will be appointed for each issue.
This issue in charge of Glendon Allvine.
ONLY ONE WEEK MORE
It's an ill wind that blows three consecutive days.
STEALING OPPORTUNITY
No student of the Summer Session would deliberately steal a purse. Yet there are many who do a greater wrong to their fellow students every day. They steal the opportunity of others to gain knowledge.
These students walk into the library, take a book from the shelves, walk out again and return the book when they think about it, which means that the book cannot be found for several weeks. Now the books on the shelves in the reading room are in general use and are not supposed to be taken out.
The student who steals an opportunity does more harm than he who stalks a purse. A purse can be restored but six weeks is a short time at best and the opportunity may be lost forever.
WHY NOT A CAFETERIA?
THE SAD, SAD GRIND OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
The question of a suitable and convenient place to eat at noon during the Summer Session has become of general interest to students in the Summer Schol. It is necessary for every person who wishes to eat a lunch, however light it may be, to walk down the hill to some boarding club, or as a great many prefer to do.go down town to a restaurant. This necessarily takes up a great deal of time and energy on a hot day.
During the regular session a cafeteria was run which paid for itself, and a trifle over, and which gave the home economics students a chance to try out their pies, baked beans, and other dishes on the unsuspecting but neverless willing student. No doubt such a plan could be worked successfully during the Summer Session, and would be patronized heavily by the Summer School students
"Well! Saw my wife off' for the West Indies this morning"
"Jamaica?"
"No. She went of her own accord."
—Princeton Tiger.
English Prof.—Your expression is absurd. How could a man "hatch out" a scheme?
Freshie—Well, he might of set his mind of it.
Pressed for time—The stop watch
—Yale Record.
Worth All It Cost.
"Well, Silas, after you have scrimped and saved to send your boy
"Ye bet I be," answered the old man.
"Learnt something did he?" "Gosh yes," smiled the old man. "I set Bill down in the corn-field durin' his last summer vacation, and what with his clo'es and his collidge yell they warnt a dod-gastid crow dast come near the place all summer."
Harpers' Weekly.
New Boarder—My good lady, the last place I was the landlady wept when I left
Landlady—Yes, but I won't. I always collect in advance.
—Judge.
Summer Sessionist (fearfully)—Professor, before parting I want you to know that I am indebted to you for all that I know.
Edith“Pa is immensely pleased to hear that he are a post. ”Willetts, “be?” by?
Edith“O very. The last of my lovers he tried to kick out was a football player.
"What is the difference between pomme de terre and potatoes?" "About two dollars."
Skeptic—"Are you better off for getting married?"
Victum="Yes, formerly I had good quarters."
good quarters."
S—“Well?”
V.—“Now I have a better half.”
—Chaparral.
Said the nail to the sock: "I'll touch you. I will."
"Ill tear a hole in you." Said the sock to the nail:
Said the sock to the nail:
Said the sock to the man:
"I'll be darned if you do."
—Punch Bowl.
First Flea—"Been on a vacation?"
Second Flea—"Nope, been on a tramp."
Punch Bowl.
ALL ABOARD THE BIG PICNIC WAGON
girl caught breaking this rule will be sentenced to eat alone. We can think of no worse punishment.
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Any fellow found putting ants in his rival's pie will be made get water for the crowd the rest of the evening.
If the grats bother you keep sweet. Think of your friends at the summer resorts.
Don't grab, don't scrap ,don't shout, don’t be rude. In a word, act entirely the opposite of what you do at your boarding house.
The Good to be True
After the apper, you are true,
tastes too good and in the open
un the trees, the Summer Sessionians
are promised a high-class series of
entertainments. They will be given
in such a sprightly fashion that the
spectators are sure to be kept in
delicateness all the while.
Doctor Naismith's spectacular sports and games class, which gave a performance here not long ago, will open the polite vaudille show. There will follow a well-known "speech" that always takes down the house. His name? Oh, you'll find out when you get there. And also will you see and hear half a dozen good acts on the bill. They are arranged for your special benefit.
Following the vaudeville show, the dance hall will be thrown open to the Summer Sessionists—and the faculty. If anyone doubts that the faculty can dance let him hearken back to the "miker" in Robinson gym. Get your partners early gentlemen, the band is tuning up.
The advice is respectfully given notto eat too much. There is dancy in the room.
For those who cannot dance, special entertainments will be provided. You see, the committee is leaving nothing undone to make every person leave feeling that he had a jolly good time.
Paste This in Your Hat.
And for a great big
happy Summer Session.
The Place: Woodland park. The car takes you to the gate.
The Time: Friday evening, beginning at five and ending at eleven.
The Cost: Carefare, 20 cents for two.
The Password: "We'll be there."
Have You Made Your Home Attractive?
We have been told by people who ought to know that Lawrence homes are better decorated than those of any town in the country. There is no question but Lawrence people have superior taste and we have made it possible for them to get the best things. We have also helped in the working our color schemes and in giving a quality of work which cannot be excelled anywhere.
L. L. P HILLIPS & Co.
paper and Paint
814 Mass. St.
Phones 192.
Demand AUG. J. PIERSON Brands of Cigars
Robert Hudson Black Seal Pierson's Hand Made Manufactured at 902 Mass. Street
For Summer Tan
Softens, Whitens, and Belaches.
Sold in 25c Jars at
MCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORE
Eldridge House Barn
E. MOAK, Prop.
MARLBOROUGH COLD CREAM
Taxicab, Hack or
Livery
PHONES
1 4 8
BAGGAGE
HANDLED
For
STUDENTS SHOE SHOP
O. P. Leonard---Tailor
STUDENTS SHOE SHOP R. O. BURGERT, Prop. Headquarters for Shoe Dressing and Shoe Laces. 1197 Mass. St.
1107 Mass. St.
UPSTAIRS 841 Mass. St.
Special Prices on Pressing Tickets for the Summer
CLEANING DYEING REPAIRING
G.W.Jones,A.M.,M.D.
Diseases of the Stomach,
Surgery and
Gymcology.
Suite 1, F.A.A. Bldg. Both Phones 35
DANCING
Residence,1201 Ohio Street
Will Give Private DANCING LESSONS this summer.
For Appointment Phone 938
939 Vermont.
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Mrs. J. L. Newhouse
The Rexall Store
F. B. McCulloch
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847 Massachusetts Srteet.
BOWER & CO.
SELZ ROYAL BLUE
SHOE STORE
820 Mass. Street
Gillham's
SANITARY BAKERY
412 W. Warren St.
Nothing but the best
come in and see the shop
Linn's Cleaning Plant
Clothing Cleaned, Pressed, and Repaired. Goods Called for and
LADIES' WORK A SPECIALTY
Ball 1099 Home 1107
Delivered.
Teter's
1017 Mass
Cash
1033 Mass.
Grocery
THE PLACE FOR GOOD THINGS
SCHULZ
Phone 666
THE TAILOR 911 Mass.
Eat
Meals
Your
Plumbers
Anderson's Old Stand
715 Massachusetts Street
AT
Call Kennedy Plumbing Co.,
For Gas and Electric Supplies.
937 Mass. Phones 658
FORNEY Repairs Shoes 1017 Mass. Try Him
HARRY REDING, M. D.
Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat
Glasses Fitted.
F. A. A. Building.
Phone: Bells 13; Home 512
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Have an extra
YOU can just as well have an extra suit for vacation at a big saving. Here's a fine lot of
812 Vermont Phones 139
ware.
Filters.
Sheet Metal-Workers. Pumps and
Pump Repairing. Van's Clistern
Livery, Hacks and Garage
Phones 654. 621 Mass. St.
CLARK, C. M.
LEANS
LOTHES:
ALL Bell 355. Home 160.
730 Mass. St.
hardwars, Cutlery, Stoves and Tin-
Now is your opportunity of saving $5 on a good suit
Particular Cleaning and Pressing
$27.50 and $25 Suits now $17
Bell 455 1345 Kentucky Home 7892
suits, 1913 models, the latest things at one-fourth off regular prices. Plenty of light-weight summer fabrics, cool and comfortable for July and August.
At Reasonable Price
summer suit
Francisco & Co.
O'Brien & Co.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D.
$22.50 and $20 Suits now $15
12 W. Warren. Both Phones 50
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist
Glasses Fitted, Satisfaction Guaranteed
Phone Bell 1700 Dick Building
LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM
Hart, Schaffner & Marx
Particular Cleaning and Pressing For Particular People.
Mrs. B. J. Schwinley.
Good Board
Raymond's Drug Store
We have the Kodak Line and Supplies
BERT WADHAMS
College Inn Barber
Thin Baler
Will Work Through Summer School
Hours 7 to 1 at 6:30.
Cigars and Tobacco
At the foot of the hill, 20 Adams
J. W. O'BRYON,
DENTIST.
Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Pphone 507.
Best Laundry Work In Town
Model Steam Laundry
G. W. BROWN, Mgr.
11-13 W. Warren Bell 156
C. Edward Hubach
Head of Voice Department will be in Lawrence every Tuesday and Thursday morning during the summer for student who wish to consult him. Bell phone K. U. 67. Residence phone, Bell 372.
J. R. Bechtel,
M. D., D. O.
833 Massachusetts Street
Both Phones 343
We Clean, Press, Dye, and Repair Clothes.
"CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED" Hata Cleaned and Blocked
K. U. PANTATORIUM,
JACK FULLERTON, Prop.
1400 La. Bell·1400.
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