SUMMER SESSION KAN SAN.
The SUMMER SESSION KANSAN
The Official Paper of The University of Kansas Summer Session.
Published in the afternoon of Tuesday and Friday by students in the Department of Journalism, from the press of the Department of Journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post-office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Subscription price twenty-five cents for the six weeks' session.
Phones: Bell K. U. 25 and 150.
Address all communications to The Summer Session Kansan, Lawrence, Kansas.
Advertising Mgr. . . H. W. Swingle
Circulation Mgr. . . Earl Potter
The Editor-in-Chief and News Editor will be appointed for each issue.
TUESDAY, JUNE 24, 1913.
This issue in charge of C. E. Gibson.
GRASPING ONE OPPORTUNITY
One rarely has an opportunity to see anything in the dramatic line similar to the plays presented by the Coburn Players, who will stage classic drama for us in Marvin Grove June 27 and 28.
The absence of a stage and scenery, except that which is natural to the place chosen for the performance, makes the presentation of the Coburn repertoire unique.
The cast for each play is above criticism. The players, chosen personally by Mr. Coburn from the supporters of the leading Shakespearean stars, is sufficient evidence to prove their ability. Other evidence of the fact that the Coburn players possess exceptional talent may readily be seen by looking into their past record. They have played together nine years and have appeared in the largest cities in America. From these places they come highly recommended by men who are recognized among the critics of this country.
The appearance of the Coburn players is the one big thing of this Summer's Session. Those of us who are so unfortunate as to miss seeing them June 27 and 28, will probably not have another opportunity to see classic drama presented under similar circumstances.
One of the things that we are grateful for is the beautiful assortment of hats that adorn the heads of some of our co-eds. They are wonderful beyond expression. They are GREAT. Their beauty is forced upon us. We cannot avoid it. We go to class and crane our necks to get a glimpse of the instructor but the insurmountable foliage is continually before us. We strain our ears to catch a word from the instructor's lecture but it is no use. We consult a doctor concerning our hearing and find it normal. We finally conclude it must be the tropical vegetation of the hats that stops the sound waves.
WE ARE PEEVED
Here it is ten days since the session opened and some of us are beginning to wonder who is our instructor.
Come on, girls, leave off the "creations" tomorrow and give us a glimpse of our instructor.
IN RE ISOLATION
A special effort is being made by the Summer Session faculty to make the time spent in Lawrence by the students pleasant. The instructors do not want the work to become a task to the student. On this account they are planning something for each student to take part in outside of his school work.
Friday night we were all invited to a reception in the Gymnasium which proved highly successful in making us acquainted. Through Dr. Naismith and Coach W. O. Hamilton there are several basketball teams in perfect form for a tournament to be held soon. Beginning this week there will be daily baseball practice on McCook field and at the Gymnasium the swimming pool is open every day, Monday and Thursday for the girls while Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays are reserved for the boys.
With all these opportunities for amusements and healthful exercise the Summer Session student should not become a grind. If you are not interested in basket-ball, baseball, or swimming, Coach Hamilton would not object to you breaking the speed record on the track or to playing tennis on the University courts.
Isolation is a bad thing for nation or individual. Come out and enter some of these various activities. We want to meet you in a friendly contest of some sort besides the eternal race for high standing in class. Maybe you can read Greek better than we can but some of us are willing to tackle you on the hand-ball courts.
Students are invited to express their views through this column. The name of the writer must be signed, not necessarily for publication, but as an indication of good faith.
Mr. Kansan Editor:
Did you ever see a Grind? I never did, but I have heard a good deal about him. He is big enough to be called a Gun, sometimes, and yet he is too little to be seen. In the same class belongs the student who has been injured by excessive study. Personally, I am tired of the overemphasis upon these vanished college types; we doubt if they ever existed. Yesterday I heard a girl say.
"Well, I'm not going to be a grind!"
What did she mean? Why, she was only trying to justify the long list of 3's in the Registrar's office. What are they in danger of becoming a grind?
There are no Grinds around K. U., Mr. Editor; therefore please spare us further warning about them. It is all right to boost the "mixing," and the "walking together under green trees," and Potter's lake—Oh, Mr. Editor! isn't it great to sit on the stone wall and listen to the bull-frog chorus with some-one you're just crazy about? Boost them, Mr. Editor, boost them all. Why, you couldn't make these things unpopular if you tried—but for Heaven's sake Mr. Editor, say no more about Grinds and overworked Studies; we don't believe it.
"Old 'Un."
THE SAD, SAD GRIND OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
Pa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?
Because they are drawing rooms, my son.
—Cincinnati Enquirer.
Student — I see where I gotta good chance to slip something over on the board.
That's easy. We'll just grin and bear it.
What will we do if the chaperon won't let us Boston?
they'll have
Student—I'm a gonna wait on able at the Inn.
-Minnesota Minne-Ha-Ha.
Summer Session Student—Ever read "Looking Backward?"
—Dartmouth Jack-o'-Lantern.
Other Student—Let's have it.
STUDENTS SHOE SHOP R. O. BURGERT, Prop. Headquarters for Shoe Dressing and Shoe Laces. 1107 Mass. St.
STUDENTS SHOE SHOP
NURGERS
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Old Student—Yes, once in an exam, and I was canned for it.
exam., and I was canned for it.
—Stanford Chaparral.
O. P. Leonard---Tailor
Special Prices on Pressing Tickets for the Summer
UPSTAIRS 841 Mass. St.
CLEANING DYEING
REPAIRING
For
Taxicab, Hack or
Livery
PHONES
1 4 8
BAGGAGE
BAGGAGE
HANDLED
Eldridge House Barn
E. MOAK, Prop.
Ladies and Misses
Expert SHAMPOOING and HAIR DRESSING;MANICURING and MASSAGEING, either electric or hand.
Appointments made. Bell 936. Art needlework a Specialty.
ARTS AND CRAFTS BEAUTY PARLOR 739 Mass
737 Mass.
Violin Instruction
Improve your vacation by learning the vollin. Correct method taught.
2309 Vermont St. Bell phone 140
William N. Hoyt
DANCING
Mrs. J. C. Newhouse
Mrs. J. C. Newcombe will give Dancing Lessons this summer every Saturday morning, 9 to 12 Private lessons by appointment
937 Vt. Bell 938
Miss Anna Johnson
Shampooing and Manicuring
Select Hair Dressing Parlor
027 Mass. St. Bell 1372
When the water is questionable why run the risk of typhoid fever? McNish Sanitary Bottling Works will deliver pure distilled water to any part of the city. Both phones 198, 836 Vt.-Adv. 2t.
Absolutely Pure Water
Demand AUG. J. PIERSON
Brands of Cigars
Robert Hudson Black Seal
Pierson's Hand Made
Manufactured at 902 Mass. Street
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with absolute pure water. The City water is bad but McNish Sanitary Bottling Works will deliver pure distilled water to any part of the city. 83 Vt. Phones 198—Adv.
Manufactured at 902 Mass. Street
Quench That Thirst
NOR.FOLKaNew
ARROW
COLLAR
2 Ler Sittie, Caldwell A Co., Nate
Just received a shipment of golf balls and clubs Carroll's, Smith's News Depot.—Adv.
Squires, the photographer, makes from six to twelve different positions for you to select from.—Adv.
Pure, sparkling soda in clean glasses at Barber & Son's Drug Store.—Adv.
Swimming caps $.50 to $1.00 at Barber & Son's Drug Store, 909 Mass. St.-Adv.
Gillham's
SANITARY BAKERY
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SANITARY BAKERY
412 W. Warren St.
Nothing but the best
Some in and see the shop
Linn's Cleaning Plant
Clothing Cleaned, Pressed, and Repaired.
Goods Called for and
Delivered.
LADIES' WORK A SPECIALTY
Bell 1090 Home 1107
Teter's
1017 Mass.
Cash
Grocery
THE PLACE FOR GOOD THINGS
1033 Mass.
Phone 666
SCHULZ
THE TAILOR 911 Mass.
Eat
O'Brien & Co.
Your Meals
Anderson's Old Stand
715 Massachusetts Street
Plumbers
Call Kennedy Plumbing Co.,
937 Mass.
Hardware, Cutlery, Stoves and Tin-
Sheet Metal-Workers. Pumps and
Pump Repairing. Van's Closet.
ware.
For Gas and Electric Supplies.
Phones 664. 624 Mass. St.
Francisco & Co.
Livery, Hacks and Garage
812 Vermont
F. B. McCulloch
Phones 658
The Rexall Store
F. B. McCulloch 847 Massachusetts Srteet.
G. W. Jones, A.M., M.D.
CLARK, C. M.
LEANS
LOTHES.
ALL Bell 355. Home 150.
730 Mass. St.
Phones 139
Diseases of the Stomach,
Surgery and
Gymcology.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D.
Residence, 1201 Ohio Street
Phone Bell 1700 Dick Building
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist Glasses Fitted, Satisfaction Guaranteed
LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM
12 W. Warren. Both Phones 506
Suite 1, F.A.A. Bldg. Both Phones 35
Particular Cleaning and Pressing For Particular People.
HARRY REDING, M. D.
HARRY RODRIGUEZ, M.D.
Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat
Glasses Fitted.
F. A. K. Building.
Phones: Bell 13; Home 512.
We have the Kodak Line and Supplies
Raymond's Drug Store
BERT WADHAMS
BERT WADHAMS College Inn Barber
Will Work Through Summer School
Hours 7 to 1. 3:30 to 6:30.
Cigars and Tobacco.
At the foot of the bill, Adams
Cigars and tobacco. At the foot of the hill on Adams.
J. W. O'BRYON,
DENTIST.
Best Laundry Work In Town
Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Pbone 507.
Model Steam Laundry
11-13 W. Warren Bell 156
C. Edward Hubach
G. W. BROWN, Mgr.
Head of Voice Department will be in Lawrence every Tuesday and Thursday morning during the summer for student who wish to consult him. Bell phone K. U. 67. Residence phone, Bell 372.
J. R. Bechtel,
M. D., D. O.
833 Massachusetts Street
Both Phones 343
Bell 455
SUMMER STUDENTS
K. U. PANTATORIUM, Under New Management
Clothing called for and deliveral Repairing. Dyeing.
We clean and press clothes.
1400 La. Bell Phone 1400
JACK FULLERTON. Prop.
Sold in 25c Jars at M'COLLOCH'S DRUG STORE
For Summer Tan
MARLBOROUGH COLD CREAM
Softens, Whitens, and Betaches.
At Reasonable Price
1345 Kentucky Home 7892
Good Board
Mrs. B. J. Schwinley.
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This Schedule is published for the benefit of the Summer Session Students. Notice will be given of changes, if any are made. Lawrence Railway & Light Co.
CAR SCHEDULE
Afternoon Schedule, Main Line to Park
Cars leave Haskell, hr., 12. 24. 36. 48 minutes past the hour.
Cars leave Henry and Massachusetts for Santa Fe.
3. 15, 27, 39, and 51 minutes past the hour.
Cars, leave Henry and Massachusetts for South Massachusetts. 9.21.33.45 and 57 minutes past the hour.
To K. U.
Cars leave Henry and Massachusetts for K. U. via Mississippi, 20, 30 and 50 minutes past the hour.
Cars leave Henry and Massachusetts for Indiana St. hour, and 30 minutes past the hour.
Cars leave K. U. via Tennessee St., 5, 20, 35, 50 minutes past the hour.
Cars leave K. U. via Mississippi Street. 15, 45.
minutes past the hour.