UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
EDITORIAL STAFF
Omar HITE,
FOREST HOUSE
EDITOR, In-chief
RACHEL FURT,
MANAGING EDITOR
BUSINESS STAFF
JAMES LEIDHEN . . . . . . . Adv. Mgr.
JOHN C. MADDEN . . . . . Circulation Mgr.
KANSAN BOARD
HENRY MALOY
LANOM LAWBED
JOHN GUISNER
JONIUS GUISNER
LESLIE E. ENDAMOS
L. E Howe
EDWARD HOFFMAN
FRANK HENDERSON
H. B. HUTCHINGS
H. B. HUTCHINGS
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism.
Subscription price $2.00 per year, in advance; one term, $1.00; time subscriptions, $2.50 per year; one term, $1.25.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25
Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, Lawrence.
THURSDAY, MAY 1, 1913
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought—Anon.
The editor of the Jayhawker has an advantage over the editor of the Daily Kansan in that he has to appease angry subscribers only once per annum.
FOR CANDIDATES
In pursuance of its policy of absolute impartiality in student politics, the Daily Kansan will print statements from each candidate telling his qualifications for the office and for what things he will stand if elected. Statements will be limited to one hundred words for candidates for the presidency and to fifty words for aspirants to the other positions. If this limit is exceeded, the blue pencil will be used.
In order to insure that no statements shall be crowded out by a rush on the last day before the election, all statements must be handed to the editor before four o'clock on Monday. May 5.
It it said that one freshman is so fond of himself that he thinks he put the "read" in Oread.
THE 1913 JAYHAWKER
That glaring red display on the north side of the journalism building does not represent a printer's devil. It is merely the physiology department's conception of a man.
This morning the Saturday Evening Post boy got your nickle as you passed the mail box by the Museum. Tomorrow the manager and editor of the 1913 Jaiyawker will usurp this spot and will take their turn as salesmen.
The purchase of a Jayhawker each year that you are in school is not only a good investment because of the present interest in the book but because the annual gives you a record of the year's happenings, both the serious and those for which real cash is offered for suppression—a record which will always be of interest to a son or daughter of the University of Kansas.
The book is fully up to the standard set last year. The paper used is of a still higher quality than last year and the binding is equally as good. The cuts are first class; the arrangement is artistic; even the jokes are original and clever. No senior can afford to be without one of the 1913 Jayhawkers and the freshman should begin his collection Friday morning.
OLD FRIENDS IN VERSE
The deepest ice that ever froze
Can only o'er the surface close;
The living stream lies quick below,
And flows, and cannot cease to flow
STUDENT OPINION
Students are invited to express their views through this column. The name of the writer must be signed, not necessarily for publication, but as an indication of good faith.
Editor Daily Kansan;
As a member of the Freshman class, I wish to thank the Librarian for the highly complimentary opinion concerning us recently expressed by Ms. Schoenberg; never saw a book until I had the good fortune to inspect Spooner Library.
Since the Library officials are so extremely anxious to assist the students, of course they will do all they can to gain for us permission to use the books in the stacks after six o'clock.
Freshman.
EDITOR.
To "A Football Enthusiast": It seems that the publication of your communication can do no good and it may serve to stir up former animosities. While communications will not be rejected because they oppose the views of the editor, he reserves the right to exercise judgment as to which communications shall be published.
ADVENTURES OF THE MUNCHAUSEN CLUI
MY CLOSEST SHAVE A. J. Boynton
My blood runs cold when I think of the many narrow escapes I have had. My closest call occurred back in the nineties, when I was still attending the theological seminary. One day I was crossing a pasture, when I heard a frightful bellow. Looking up, I was horrified to see an enormous masculine bovine rushing down upon me. I had always led a wild, adventurous life, but never before had I been in such imminent peril. There was no fence where I could pass, and my waist was springing quickly to one side as the beast thundered past, I grasped his flying tail and braced myself. So great was the brute's momentum that his spine was jerked clean and entirely from his body. I now ran up to the prostrate animal, writhing in agony, and placing one foot on his neck pulled his head off, thus ending the poor brute's suffering.
THE SAD, SAD GRIND
OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
Ex—What makes you think that
Father (visiting at college)—My son, these are better cigars than I can afford.
Wy-1i's called "That Scarlet Fever Rag." - Chaparral.
Ought To Take
C. S.-Ninety-seven dollars and
fifty cents.-Garroville.
Perspective Attendant — What's that?
Cynical Stude—There is just one difference between the J. Hop and an ordinary Fisher party.
Son-That's all right, father!
take all you want; this is on me.
A Finanseer
On The Trolley
Never Met Them
Conductor—Did I get your fare?
Passenger—No, you rang it up.
Tiger
Sekund Phan—Yes, and there's a widow and two children left on basis
Phurst Phan—I see poor old Spitter has twirled his last inning.
U. of K.CALENDAR
10:00 Chapel.
4:30 Atenco club (314 Fra.)
Thursday
4:30 College Faculty Meeting,
195, Green hall.
8:00 Exhibits open in different buildings.
8:00 Final Debate, H. S. Debating League (Chapel hall).
Friday
9:00 Interscholastic tennis tournament.
Holiday: University Exposition.
3:00 K. U. band concert on the campus.
4:00 Annual Kansas Aggie-K. U.
Track Meet, (McCook Field)
8:00 Second Annual Indoor Circ.
(Gym)
Saturday
8:00 Exhibits open in buildings.
1:00 K. U. Band Concert on the Campus.
10:00 Fine Arts recital in Fraser.
11:00 Special Display by Greek department
4:00 Annual State H. S. track and field meet (McCook Field).
7:00 Santa Fe Trail (Pike-Mid-
mont) on Campus.
May 5 Baseball; Lindsborg vs.
K. Ull at Lawrence
Athletic Schedule.
2:00. May Fete on Campus.
ade.
Maypole and Grecian Dances
by University girls.
Refreshment pavilions. Side
shows by student organizations.
4:00 Annual State H. S. track and
May 7 Baseball, K. S. A. C. vs.
K. Hunt. M. McHolt.
May 8 Baseball: K. S. A. C. vs.
H. F.
May 3 Tenth Annual Interscol-
tional Truck Meet
Miss Intellectual—Ave you well acquainted with the classics?
May 9 Baseball: Nebraska vs
Miss Clarissa Spencer, world's secretary of the Young Women's Christian Association will speak in chapel on Thursday May 8. Thursday will be the only long chapel next week.
May 10 Baseball: Nebraska vs.
Kansas. at Lippoo.
May 15 Baseball: K. S. A. C. vs.
K. U. at Lawrence
May 16 Baseball: K. S. A. C. vs
Hawaii Hoover Lions
Mr. Newly Riche -No-er —I guess they ain't in our set. Chaparral.
May 17 Track Meet: Missouri vs
May 21 Baseball; Wm. Jewell vs K. U., at Liberty.
May 6 Recital: Gladys Henry
6 Recital: Gladys Henry.
May 7 Orchestra concert.
Council Election.
All students who can possibly provide more room by doubling up or other means to accommodate Exposition visitors should see L. S. Smith or call Bell 1701. We need more rooms.
May 9 Lecture: Professor Wilcox
Sophomore, Purdue
May 15 Graduate Organ Recital:
Miss Pearl Emley.
Tryout for senior play Monday May 5 at 4:30 in room 116 Fraser hall. A play has been selected.
May 15 Recital: Pearl Emley.
All persons to be in the May Fete parade are expected to be at the Gym. at one o'clock Saturday afternoon.
All announcements for this column should be handed to the news editor before 10 a.m.
The two Glee clubs and orchestra will hold their rehearsal tonight at 7:15 at North College instead of Fraser hall.
Important practice of the Mandolin club tonight in 118 Fraser at 7:00 o'clock.
Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx
YOUR summer
YOUR summer suit ought to be of all-wool fabrics; and well tailored, because thin goods need good workmanship if they're to keep in shape.
Hart Schaffner & Marx
make these clothes in the most perfect manner; the best style; tailored to fit.
Fine suits at $20 and $25 Some at less; and more
PECKHAM'S
This store is the home of Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes Regal Shoes - Emery Shirts
SODAS
City Drug Store
J. A. Keeler
Opp. Eldridge House
sells the new Wilhelm Campus photo,
*x842 inches*. Price framed $3.00.
Picture alone $1.10; sent postpaid. 939
Mast. Street.
Complete Assortment
826 Mass. St.
Complete Assortment Base Ball and Sporting Goods
Kennedy & Ernst HARDWARE
Fine Millinery
Do you hide your money? Of course you don't. Then why not denosit your capital with
N. A. Myers Stubbs Bldg.
Phones 341
WATKIN'S
NATIONAL
BANK
where your deposits are saved.
Capital - $100,000
Surplus - $100,000
HESS BROS.
Meat that is Meat
Tel.14 941 Mass.
For the Girl Graduate
and the other girls, too THERE IS NOTHING MORE ACCEPTABLE THAN AN
Electric Chafing Dish
COOL to cook with even on the hottest day.
READY for instant use whether it be a case of fudge or bacon and eggs.
HANDSOME as an ornament to any room.
Cheap to Buy; Cheap to Run See story at our store
Lawrence
Railway & Light Co.
See them at our store
Raymond's Drug Store For KODAKS and Supplies
719 MASS. STREET
CLARK, C. M.
LEANS
LOTHES.
ALL Bell 355, Home 160
730 Massachusetts
GOOD SOAP and plenty of it.
10 Cents
McColloch's Drug Store
F. I. Carter
Hotel Cumberland
1025 Mass.
Typewriters,
GO TO
Fountain Pens and Office Supplies
Bell Phone 1051
NEW YORK
"Broadway" Cars from Grand Central Depot Seventh Avenue Cars from Penn's Station
NEW YORK
S. W. Cor. Broadway at 54th St.
Near 50th Street Subway Station and
53d Street Elevated
Ten Minutes Walk to Thirty Theatre Rooms with Bath, $2.50 and up
Kept by a College Man from Kansas
Special Teams for College Teams
Special Teams for College Teams
NEW AND FIREPROOF
HARRY P. STIMSON, Manager
Kodak Finishing and Enlarging P. & N. PHOTO CO.
[Headquarters for Kansas
Complete line of Spring and Summer Suitings.
KOCH
Particular Cleaning and Pressing FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE
Lawrence Pantatorium
12 W. Warren Both phones 508
Protch for Spring Suits
Eat Your Meals at Anderson's Old Stand
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