UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF OMAR HITE , Editor-in-Chief HERRFELT FUNKT, Manager HERBERT FUNKT, Manager MANUSCRIPT EDITOR BUSINESS STAFF JAMES LEIDH . . . . . . . . . . Adv. Mgr. JOHN C. MADDEN . . . Circulation Mgr. KANSAN BOARD L. E. HOWE EDWARD HOFFMAN RAY ELDRIDGE B. J. BISHOP B. J. BISHOP LUCY BARGER H. B. HUTCHINGS Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism. Subscription price $2.00 per year, in advance; one term, $1.00; time subscriptions, $2.50 per year; one term, $1.25. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN, LAWRENCE. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals The University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to encourage others; to encourage others; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the best of its ability the students of the University. TUESDAY, APRIL 8, 1913. Better be in shame now than at the day of judgment.—Mohammed. Manager Hamilton says that handball is not a sport. That has always been our theory. PROFESSOR HILL Professor Hill's ability to see things from the student point of view made him popular both with the student in the class room and with the undergraduate body of the University as a whole. He was always ready to lend a hand to create enthusiasm at a football rally, and, as a friend of student organizations he showed his genial and sympathetic nature. At the same time he appreciated earnestness in regular school work--considering these other things as incidentals in a college education. To aid in making the School of Law efficient was his aim. the death of Professor Henry C. Hill takes a man from the University of Kansas who in his three years on Mt. Oread won the esteem and respect of both students and faculty. The University of Kansas, and especially the School of Law, has lost an earnest worker. This mail order chess contest, thrilling though it be, is receiving poor support from the bleachers. The most interesting part of the Prom was the spectacle of all the boys trying to look as though they wore full dress every evening of their lives. FUSSING NEXT Now that dances and most other student activities are properly regulated, the next subject for reform will be to have organized control of "fussing." That this phase of the student life has so long escaped the attention of the mighty is a constant source of wonder. There are now some regulations, it is true, with regard to week night dates and the hour at which the caller shall say his last good night, but that is merely an entering wedge and does not begin to reach the root of the problem. The number of hours that may be devoted to daytime "fussing" is absolutely unregulated, and no rules are laid down to break up combinations in restraint of competition. Other student activities come un der the cognizance of the Eligibility committee, and eligibility requirements for those who desire to "fuss" would probably solve many of the mooted questions. It would at least provide an incentive to study for many who never will otherwise give a hang whether or no they stand well with that dreadful foe. When the eligibility committee assumes control, permits, preferably pink, can be issued to all who are safely passed, and these permits can be worn as a badge of honor or an indication that all is well. A code will doubtless be devised that will save embarrassment to men in search of dates; and, save for some few unfortunates, the new order will be regarded as an unbleached good. Applications for a job carrying water for the elephant at the Indoor Circus May 2 are about due. We surmise that protruding ears will be rather noticeable from now on. CLEANING UP There are a few spots on the campus that could scarcely be called things of beauty and a joy forever. Two particularly noticeable spots to those who chance to stroll over to the south side of the hill, are around the heating plant and the repair shop. It would require an optimist of the first water to discern in their surroundings anything more than a blot on the landscape. As a whole the campus is beautiful and every day adds to its beauty. Now that more adequate sidewalks have been provided, it is to be expected that some grass will be allowed to grow in the neighborhood of the thoroughfares and that the appearance of the grounds will be greatly improved in the most traveled regions. The amount of money required to clean up the few eyesores that exist would not be great, and it would add greatly to the pride and satisfaction that students and faculty would feel in the possession of a well-kept campus. SCORES "YALE TYPE" The "Yale Type" of man was recently criticised editorially by the Yale Daily News as "splendidly null." The News says: "Plain people unaided by the supernatural without overpowering insight, often claim to perceive what they call the 'Yale type' over which gushing schoolgirls gently rave. Of this type there are hundreds with no more variation than the eggs of a hen. It is perfectly good, but it offensive in being utterly inoffensive. It never has heretic thoughts because it never thinks. It acquires and give forth ideas with all the precision of a parrot. And it has nearly the mental power of the original Yale bulldog. The most typical of the types are often solutions to complex intellectual intellect to posehate or sort tickets is positively required. But the greatest trouble with the 'Yale type' is not that it encourages "faultily" faultless, iically regular, splendid null mentality, but that it is perfectly satisfied with itself. It skins its few pages. It struggles for its little positions and its little fame. It worries itself into unhappiness. It absorbs the froth of knowledge and gains practically no mental power whatever. And many of this pseudo-Yale type are criticising the institution of Yale when they should be prayerfully improving or critiquing themselves." OU T OF THE MOUTHS OF WISE OLD BOYS Logic is the anatomy of thought —Locke. Thinking is the talking of the soul with itself—Plato. Statement is argument.—Shedd. Music is the inarticulate speech of the heart, which cannot be compressed into words, because it is infinite—Wagner. A man's collective dispositions constitute his character—Atwater. There is an evening twilight of the heart OLD FRIENDS IN VERSE The Daily Kansan will publish in this space favorite verses of its readers. Contributions welcome—The Editor. and the eye sees life's fairy scenes depart. When its wild passion-waves are built to rest. As fades the day-beam in the rosy West. And fondly would we bid them linger Tis with a nameless feeling of regret, 'We气味 upon them as they melt But Hope is round us with her angel-lay. Hailing afar some happier moonlight hours E. H. S. BAILEY Dear are her whispers still, though lost their early power.—Halleck. WHO'S WHO AT K. U. Prof. E. H. S. Bailey was born at Middlefield, Connecticut, September 17. 1848. He was granted the degree of Bachelor of Philosophy at Yale in 1873 and ten years later the degree of Doctor of Philosophy at Yale. He was a student at Strasburg in 1881 and at Leipzig in 1895. Professor Bailey began his teaching career as an instructor in chemistry at Yale in 1873. In 1874 he accepted a position in Lehigh University where he remained nine years. Since 1883 he has been professor of chemistry and metallurgy in the University of Kansas, and since 1900 director of the university chemical laboratories. As a member of the Kansas State Board of Agriculture, the State Board of Health, honorary member of the American Institute of Homoeopathy, president and councillor of the Kansas City Section of the American Chemical Society, a councillor of the Society of the Sigma Xi, Professor Bailey has acquired a wide reputation. He has written several text books and has contributed articles to scientific and chemical journals. THE SAD, SAD GRIND OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE NOT PARTICULAR "You owe one four-bits." "What four?" "Oh, any four." Chaparral. First Blonde—Say that's some loud bit that Jones has on. "Will they have a Virginia Reel at the Prom?" Second Ditto—You should worry—he had to wear a muffler with it. —Williams Purple Cow. "What do you think this is—a moving picture show?" Chaparral. Nellie—The new fashion this spring is to have hats trimmed with rooster feathers. Landlord—I regret to say that your lease has expired. Tenant—I thought something had judging from the odor around the place—Purple Cow. Sally—Oh, won't that be chic? ——Illinois Siren. Wisdom is of many kinds: Natural, long-fibered, we call genius, the college kind is a factory made article, known as learning; common sense is hand made, and generally home made; and there is an imitation known on the street as "bluff", in society as "pretense", and in the Bible as "hypocrisy".-Life. Professor—We shall take up next the study of Keats. -Amhert Four-Leaf Clover. Interested Student—O Professor what are Heats? Dean Crumbine Says Files in the kitchen is as dangerous as Rough-on-Rats in the pantry. U. of K. CALENDAR Athletic Schedule. Apr. 12 — Emporia Col. vs. K. U, Emporia Apr. 17-18 - Uni of Hawaii vs. K. U. Lawrence Apr. 19—College of Emporia vs. K. U., Lawrence. Great Relay Games at Des Mullen. Apr. 25-26 Baseball: M. U. vs. K. U. at Lawrence. Apr. 26-Inter-Class Track Meet, Lawrence Future Events Apr. 12 French play. Apr. 24-25—Music Festival. ANNOUNCEMENTS All announcements for this column should be handed to the news editor before 10 a. m. The Cercle francais will meet Tuesday at 4:30 in room 305 Fraser hall. The home economics club will meet Thursday afternoon at 4:30 in the sewing room of Fraser hall. a tryout for the senior play cast will be held at 7 o'clock Wednesday evening in room 116 Fraser hall. The Camera Club exhibition in the Administration building will be open to students and faculty all this week. Sigma Delta Chi will hold an important meeting at the Alpha Tau house Thursday evening at 8 o'clock. By order of the College faculty class reports will be given out on the last Monday and Tuesday of each month ONLY. Juniors and senior girls who play basket-ball come to a practice game at the Gym on Tuesday, April 8; Match game on Thursday, April 10. The senior class will meet at chapel time Thursday morning in the lecture room of Snow hall. Several important matters, including the question of a class memorial, will be discussed and it is imperative that every senor be present. The Electrical engineers will maintain a power plant in the Gym, and they desire to know just what electricity will be needed for motors, etc., by other departments of the University. Kindly notify the engineering committee at once if you expect to use electricity. Applications for the Mamcella Howland Memorial Scholarship, established to assist junior or senior girls of high standing to complete their collegiate course, may be made before April 19th at the Chancellor's office or to a member of the committee, which consists of Professors Oliver, Hyde and Galloo. Applications for the $100.00 scholarship offered by the Women's Student Government Association to a young woman of the Freshman class for use during her sophomore year, will be received until April 19th by the president of the Association, Miss Lapton, or at room 304 Fraser hall. E. Galloo, chairman of the Scholarship Committee. 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