UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
EDITORIAL STAF
EDITORIAL
OMAR HITE. . . . .
BUSINESS STAFF
JAMES LEE MADEN . Circulation. Mgr.
JOHN C. MADEN . . . Circulation. Mgr.
BUSINESS STAFF
KANSAN
BOARD
L. E. Howe
R. A. MAN
RAY ELDINGE
Joe B. BISHOP
B. HENDRICK
H. B. HENDRICK
HENRY MALOY
OSCAR RIEGER
GUENDON ALLVINE
LANDON LAIRD
LEILAND THOMPSON
JOHN GLEISSNER
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 1913.
Eternal silence is the duty of man.—Carlyle.
In the spring a college man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of—home, vacation and inter-club baseball.
The student contemplating canvassing this summer should bear in mind that it is easier to sell a book to the looking glass in his room than to a farmer whose taxes are two per cent.
CAPTAIN SPROLL AND SQUAD
The basket-ball ball has elected its leader for next season and has chosen a good man, one who has played in practically every game this year and has shown that he has the ability to lead a Kansas team. "Lefty" Sproull is in the game from the word "go," and his style of playing is admired by both players and rooters.
--year round, but the majority are affected only in the spring. Then study is dropped, a disinclination for effort pervades the atmosphere, and the hours of the day are all too few for the enjoyment of life. In most instances added complications arise from a Her or Him to whom careful attention must be given.
But besides having a good captain the University has the best prospects for a winning team next year. Of the seven men who are in line for letters this season, six will be eligible for the team next year, Hite being the only man to receive a degree this Spring. There are also several freshmen who will make strong bids for places. With such a squad as this Kanas should again win the championship of the southern division of the conference and accomplish what she almost did this year—complete the season by defeating the northern champions.
It is again time for some one to pull off: "The freshmen who do not wear blue caps will feel board."
If you want any additional assurance that warm weather is sure to be with us for some time remember the Prom is scheduled for Friday.
SPRING FEVER
In the trail of these delightful days, lurks a deadly plague eager to seize the student and bring about his downfall. The plague has not yet attained its full power, in fact as each day is more beautiful and tempting than its predecessor, the influence of this curse increases.
It is well that words of warning be spoken now, ere many victims are lost beyond all power of reclamation. Along about the first of June many will regret their lack of prudence and will spend weary hours in vain attempts to cure its ravages. The wise will take preventive measures now.
This plague, be it known, is the spring fever. Many persons have chronic cases, which last the whole
When this stage is reached it is only a question of now many hours' work will be flunked.
After enjoying several days of ideal weather we fully understand why that old reprobate Winter lingered so long in the lap of Spring.
We rise to predict that a large number of the Vice-Chancellor's friends will plan to surprise him with a short visit—in 1915.
ROTTEN EGGS
For the comfort of the "rotten egg" squad, now at work, the following expert testimony from Professor Sedwick, of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, is submitted:
"It is true that people believe that if they eat rotten eggs they will be made sick. As a matter of fact, the taste and smell may nauseate a man, but there is nothing whatever to show that a rotten egg contains any dangerous substances, ptomaines or similar poisons."
"The fact is that if a man can get a rotten egg down his throat and forget it, it won't hurt him a bit. So far as their effect on health goes, rotten eggs are not unfit for food."
Most people, however, will take the same view as the bard on the Williams "Purple Cow."
"I never ate a rotten egg,
"I never are a rotten egg,
Such food does not entreat one;
But you can bet your wooden leg
I'd rather see than eat one!"
Some of the classrooms should be provided with couches. It is too much to expect the students to sleep in those straight backed chairs.
We are tired of reading of men being "picked" for offices, and hope for a change that some are elected.
ENOUGH TO PLAY PINOCHLE
The news that the legislature has appropriated money for the maintenance of the School of Mines, not only enthused the citizens of this section of the state, but it seemed to put new life into both the faculty of the institution and the students.
The dark hours that were passed, when the fate of the institution seemingly hung in the balance, have changed and now not only those directly connected with the school are jubilating, but each miner and other citizen wears a smile that even "Kirk's Ivory" will not remove. With the certainty of continuance assured by the appropriation, altho' small, a college athletic society is being organized by the students, assisted and encouraged by the faculty.
Nothing attracts the attention of the public to a school or a town, quicker than a good baseball, football, basketball or other out-door sports. Our citizens will gladly welcome this new organization, as it will not only advertise the school but will at the same time be of great benefit to the city and business interests.
At a meeting last week, it was decided to immediately organize and a committee, consisting of H. Cote, S. Ellis and W. Hamilton, was appointed to draft proper constitution and bylaws for the association, etc. It is intended as part of its work, to encourage such branches in athletics as will best help exercise and develop physical fitness at the school and town. Baseball, football, basketball and all out-door sports will be included in the list.
The name has not been decided upon as yet nor the officers for the first year. These matters will be taken up at the next meeting, which will be held Friday at one of the class rooms.
The people should give this organization every encouragement, as it is worthy and promises returns. The people who work for the entire city—Welr City Journal.
The Weir City School of Mines, at last reports, had three students enrolled.
Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean.
The Daily Kansan will publish in this space favorite verses of its readers. Contributions welcome.—The Editor.
Rise in the heart, and gather to the
east
OLD FRIENDS IN VERSE
In looking on the happy autumn fields,
and thinking of the days that are no more,
—Tennyson.
Tears from the depth of some divine destair
STUDENT OPINION
I am a lover of tennis and wish to congratulate the Daily Kansan for the stand taken to obtain more grounds for this prince of games.
Editor Daily Kansan:
THANK YOU
So often have I climbed the hill and looked down upon the present courts—only to find them occupied—that I have naturally become discouraged. If the athletic management of the University would provide a score or more of courts interest would be awakened and we would have an abundance of material for our tennis teams.
Even the smallest colleges of the state are better provided with courts than is the University. Let students play his game help the movement along.
THE OREAD ORACLE
Oread Oracle:
A Would-be Tennis Player.
I am a young freshman from Missouri, and a senior girl has invited me to go to the Prom. I have never been to a Prom, and I would like to find out something about it.
The word "Prom" is derived from the French word, "promener," and means literally "to walk, to sally forth, to stroll, to walk for pleasure or display." "Prom" is used in its literal meaning at this University. The Promenade usually starts from the Chancellor's residence. All the different buildings on the campus are visited in turn. In case it rains, cabs or hayracks are used. After viewing the University buildings through the business section of the city, this part of the Prom is called the "Grand March." The cortège now tacks and veers back to Potter's Lake, where surf-bathing and clam-digging are indulged in.
The Prom is held late in the year in order to give the water time to heat. The clams are young now, also, and are consequently much more docile and gentle than later on.
(Uneasy).
Norma—What do you think of selling the "Life" number in the Subway?
The Promenaders now prom over to the golf links, where popular games, such as Run Sheep, Run, are played by all. After frisking about for an hour or two, light refreshments of soda water or pickled clam's feet are served, and the Prom breaks up. Following an old precedent, the two largest clams are led home, domesticated, and presented to the managers of the Prom.
THE SAD, SAD GRIND OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
Llewilyn—I think that it's running a good thing into the ground.
Oracle.
She--Our parrot swallowed a watch the other day.
Lampoon.
—Illinois Siren.
He—Well, what of that?
She—Polly-ticks.
If a baker loafs three times a day,
how much time will a shirt waist?
—Illinois Siren.
Athletic Schedule.
U. of K. CALENDAR
Apr. 12 — Emporia Col. vs. K. U,
Emporia
Apr. 17-18 -Uni. of Hawaii vs. K. U.
lawrence
Apr. 19—College of Emporia vs. K.
U., Lawrence.
Great Relay Games at Des
U.
Apr. 25-26 Baseball: M. U. vs. K.
U. at Lawrence.
Apr. 26-Inter-Class Track Meet,
Lawrence.
Future Events
Apr. 24-25—Music Festival.
Apr. 12 French play.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
All announcements for this column should be handed to the news editor before 10 a. m.
The University Orchestra has an opening for a drum player. Apply to Dean Skilton.
The Home Economics Club will hold a special meeting Thursday afternoon at 4:30.
The Oread Debating Society meets regularly on Friday evenings at eight o'clock in room 116, Fraser. Visitors welcome.
The Scoop club will meet at 8:30 Thursday evening at the Phi Delt house. It is important that every member be present.
The Mandolin Club will rehearse Thursday evening at 7:00 in the chapel.
A tryout for the senior play will be held at 7 o'clock Saturday evening in room 116 Fraser hall. Every senior who is interested should be present.
Junior Prom tickets may be purchased from the following juniors: Paul Ross, Florence Fuqua, Clarence Castle, Edna Bigelow, Ruth Buchan, Louis Nofsinger, Margaret Roberts, Howard Marchbanks, and Arthur Chalfont. Ray Eldridge, chairman finance committee.
Sophomore Hop tickets may be obtained from the following: "Rusty" Russell, Vie La Mer, Alan Sterling, Erna Fischer, Clint Bochemohle, Lester Johnson, "Cheet" Francis, "Nuts" Hurst, Margaret Havis, Wearne, Wade Nishio, Rigby, Mademile Nachtmah, Alf Kistler, Her Coleman, Russell Gear, Malcolm McCune, Paul Greever, "Crummie" Williams, "Doc" O'Donnell, Don Joseph, Richard Templin and "Kit" Carson.
Inquisitive
"Why," said he, "does a bride invariably desire to be clothed in white at her marriage?" As no one answered, he explained. "White," said the bride. "and wedding day is the most joyous occasion of a woman's life."
The curate of a large and fashionable church was endeavoring to teach the significance of white to a Sunday-school class.
A small boy queried, "Why do the men all wear black?" — Argonaut.
Fresh (learning to play pool)—But how do you tell the balls apart? Soph.You'll soon get to learn them by their shape.-Punch Bowl.
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From flies and flth to food and fever.
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