UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
HOME THE CONQUERING HEROINES CAME. BANG!
Rose Then the Roof of Sterling in Honor of State Champions
Sterling High School, March 26.—The Champion Girls' Basketball team of Kansas was welcomed home here last week by a crowd of over 1500 enthusiastic admirers. Met at the depot they were hauled up the main street by the 1st and 2nd boys' teams in carriages decorated brown and white, to the high school building preceded by the city band and followed by their loyal friends. At the high school building speeches were made by representatives of the city commercial club, school board, the team, by the coaches and others. Then an immense bonfire was lighted in the embers of which wenies were roasted.
By Neal M. Wherry
Not satisfied with this the students went to the opera house and occupied the stage, voicing their enthusiasm in high school yells.
PUT UP YOUR GUNS!
DEBATERS ORDER WORLD
By Ruth Bartholomew Jewell High School, March 26.—The Jewell and the Esbon debate squads met Friday night at Jewell, to debate the question, "Resolved, that the armaments of the world should be reduced to the minimum necessary for police duty." The Jewell team, consisting of Harve Frank, Arthur Gray and Vernon Frank, argued for the affirmative. Although the Ebson boys put up a good fight the judges decided unanimously in favor of the affirmative.
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The high school has been making its first attempt at editing an annual, to be called, "The Jewel." After many weeks of hard work, the book has finally been placed in the hands of the printer.
TREGO STUDENTS HEAR
A BIRD OF A PROGRAM
By Leonard H. Acre
Trego County High School, March 26...A "Bird" program was given here last week. Several short talks dealing with the habits, appearance, and value of many native song birds were given by the several members of the agriculture class. The argument of the speakers was to "protect the birds."
To further increase the interest in this program, a case of birds sent by the University Extension Department was placed in the auditorium for inspection and study.
STUDENT COOKS ENTERTAIN
AT SCIENTIFIC DINNER
By Francis Fuhr
By Francis Poir
Meade High School, March 26.—The domestic science class entertained the directors, their wives, and
Have you these for JUNIOR PROM?
HAIR ORNAMENTS: We show a complete line in Ribbon and Rhinestone Bandeau.
RIBBONS for Sashes in the wide soft kinds:
a yard, 50c.
SILK HOSE in the guaranteed Phoenix brand,
all shades, a pair, 25c to $2.00.
WEAVER'S
the high school faculty at a six o'clock dinner, last week. The color scheme was carried out in green in honor of St. Patrick, and a delicious six course dinner was served by the girls.
FOOTBALL STAR PREACHES
IN METHODIST CHURCH
By Francis Fuhr
Farming Class Travels By Louis Tapp
Meade High School, March 26--John Hantla, star football player and member of the Meade basket-ball team, who was recently licensed to preach by the Methodist conference filled the pulpit at the church in this city Sunday evening. Every available seat in the large audience room was filled. Hantla is not yet twenty years of age.
Cheyenne County High School, March 26.—The Agricultural class, which consists of thirty-four members, accompanied by the instructor, Miss Glasgow, took a "hike" yesterday and will be preserved in the laboratory. The girls served a lunch at a grove nearby.
Vaults Nine Feet. By Paul Hoffman
FOR SALE—Very cheap and on easy payments, one typewriter in first-class condition. Will take some payments in work. Call phone 1913.
Ellsworth High School, March 26.
—Now that the basket-ball season is over, track work has begun in earnest. Ray Bradshaw has vaulted nine feet alerably this season. An interclass track meet will be held April 25. A medal will be given to the student scoring the most points.
FOR RENT -Cheap, fine 20 acre farm, house and barn, half mile from University. Suitable for instructor or students. Inquire, K. U. 105 B. 12 to I.
In everybody's mouth. Black walnut taffy. Get it at Wiedemann's.— Adv.
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Inspiring to The Young Man are the stories of achievement in Civil Engineering
The Daily Kansan's Educational Department will see that inquiries addressed to it are answered by the ones most competent to give full particulars regarding any vocation and the University courses preparatory for it. Address the
VOCATION EDITOR University Daily Kansan Lawrence, Kansas
Graduates of the School of Engineering of the University of Kansas have had an important part in many of the modern marvels of engineering work, from the carrying through of the greatest irrigation projects to the planning and construction of the unique sea-going railroad on the Florida Keys.
Popular College Girl Graduate Learned D. S, as Servant
CUPID FOUND A WAY
For the party or reception, reception sticks, all colors and flavors, Wiedemann's.—Adv.
Ottawa, Kan. Mar. 26—To leave college after obtaining an A. B. degree and enter a private family as a domestic servant in order to learn how to manage a household is hardly what a college girl would be expected to do, but this is what Miss Floria a college girl was in the class of 1912 of Ottawa University, who was married to Glenn Brown, a K. U. engineer last week did,
While in Ottawa University Miss Dring was one of the most popular girls in school, and it was there that the romance which culminated last week, began. However, her university education did not fit her to do the tasks she deemed the most important for the lady of the house, and it was not until after the marriage that the resourceful way in which she acquired her domestic science was learned.—Ottawa Union-
To a post-impressionist, perhaps.
To others the incoherence does not seem "particular," but much like that commonly produced when the desire or need to say something comes upon those who have nothing to say. Certain after-dinner speakers talk that way, and they are always applauded by those who have no ideas about Post-impressionism in the other domains of art. Anyhow, it wouldn't do in the newspaper business.—New York Times.
Maple nut ice cream at Wiede mann's.-Adv.
NOW THEY'RE DOING IT
WORDS.
With "post-impressionism," as exemplified by painting and sculpture done in cubes and the various com sections and higher curves, most of us confess utter inability to deal. It does not look like art as we understand the word, but as it doesn't look to us like anything else, either, there may be merit in it. for all we know, and we are willing to take a sporting chance on a suspended judgment. But the post-impressionists, not content with making pictures and statues of their kind, have now begun to do writing of the same sort and to claim for it the same futurity and the same respect of comprehension from those who can give it no other.
That, according to Gertrude's expositor, is "a coherent totality, produced through a series of impressions which, taken sentence by sentence strikes most people as particularly incoherent." These, we are told, "are strenuous words—words that weigh and qualify conditions; words that hint or sidestep yet are hard words—perilous abstractions, they seem, containing agony and movement and conveying a vicarious livingness."
It is a gnarled division, that which is not any obstruction, and the forgotten swelling is certainly attracting. It is attracting the whiter division, it is not sinking to be growing, it is not darkening to be disappear, it is not aged to be amnoying. There cannot be sighing. This is this bliss.
That is, they are invading literature, concerning which more of us pretend to know a little something, and therefore have a right to speak.
One Gertrude Stein seems to be the best advertised exponent of this movement, or this phase of the general movement. In a Paris studio hung with post-impressionist pictures, Gertrude is putting her post-impressions into words. Here is a specken of her work, declared to be typical by an admirer who writes about her very, very solemly in the March number of Arts and Decoration:
WOULD COMBINE TWO K. U. DRAMATIC CLUBS
Plan To Ally Thespians and Masquers Presented to Student Council
A plan to combine the Masque and Thespian clubs, dramatic organizations, each of which presents an annual play, was put before the Student Council at its last meeting by Mr. Clark, manager of the latter club.
The plan calls for a consolidation of the two organizations, and the presentation of but one play yearly, on a larger scale. The Red Domino Club, which presents a musical comedy yearly is not included in the proposed alliance because of the different nature of its production .
The reason a change is desirable according to Clark, is the fact that three plays annually are too many, and because while the first one usually succeeds from a financial viewpoint, the second and third fare much worse, and are frequently staged at a considerable loss. The plan has been discussed before, but no definite action has ever been taken.
The Student Council referred the matter to the student activity committee, which will confer with the wo clubs and attempt to work out a plan of reorganization satisfactory o both.
Vill Be The "Fellowship" Represerat From Midland.
At a meeting of the Midland faculty last week Karl Krueger, a senior was chosen the "Fellowship" representative at the Kansas State University next year. A fellowship representative has all his expenses paid for one year. In the state of Kansas there are eleven accredited colleges affiliated and each one may send a representative student to the state university—Achison Champion.
KARL KRUEGER TO K. U.
Student Drinks HCl.
The other day a chemistry student being thirsty picked up a bottle which he thought contained water and took a drink. It was hydrochloric acid. He picked up another bottle which he was sure contained water, and started to wash out his mouth. The water was boiling.
Aside from having a sore mouth he was not hurt much after the proper antidote was quickly secured and administered.
Does your wife want the vote
Does your wire want the vote.
No, she wants a larger town house, a villa on the seacoast, and a new living room. How six months. Would be pleased most, to death if she could fix her attention on a small matter like the vote.
Professor—Vacation will be a relief after holding this class.
Student—I wish I could find some class to hold.—"Record."
-Washington Star.
AT THE BOWERSOCK
HARRY REDING, M. D. M. Eye, ear,
nose, and throat. Glasses fitted.
Office. F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell
513, Home 512.
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Following is the list of bookings of Bowersock Theater to date. From time to time changes and additions will be made:
Apr. 4—Modern Eve.
Apr. 9—Little Boy Blue
May 12—Mrs. Leslie Carter.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. E. eye, ear,
and throat specialist. Glasses
fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Dick Building.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. H. W. HAYNF, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas.
J. W. O'BRYAN, Dantis. Over Willem's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507.
J R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 833
Massachusetts Street.
Both phones, office and residence.
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gymcology. Suite I. F. F. A. A. bldg. Residence, 1201 Ohio St. Both phones, 35.
TO MAKE MOONSHINE?
Research Fellows Could If They Dared With New Lacquer Still
Weith, Redman, and Brock, Fellows in the Industrial Research department are going into the distilling business under the supervision of the U. S. government. The still is a small ten-gallon affair, and will be placed in operation in a short time.
It's not a whisky or alcohol still, however. It's merely to be used in the manufacture of the lacquer with which the Fellows have been working. It could be used for the distillation of alcohol, if the condenser changed, but the government is taking no chances. It remains bond and knowledge as to the location and intended use of the apparatus.
The letters are two feet in height and also painted so that they can be seen in day time as well as at night.
The electric sign for the entrance of the University Exposition is now being constructed by electrical engineers. The sign bears the words "K. U. Exposition" and will be suspended on a stretch of wire seventy feet in length between two supports located in positions so the entrance may be seen down both Oread Ave., and Adams street.
FELLOWS GET BIG DRUM
ELECTRIC SIGN WILL
DIRECT OUR VISITORS
On sale—St. Jackson's residence 117 Main St. Bell 1754—Adv.
Black walnut taffy at Wiedemann's—Adv.
A 250-gallon steel drum, weighing half a ton and filled with a liquid solvent, has been received in the Industrial Research department for use by A. J. Weith, L. V. Redman, and Frank Brock, Fellows who are working to prepare an improved lacquer for an eastern firm.
"Redmanite" is the product of their investigations. It forms, in solution, the basis and principal part of the lacquer, and the 250 gallons of solvent are to be used in its manufacture.
Not a musical Instrument, But to Use in Making "Redmanite."
THIS JOLLY GOOD FELLOW
SLEPT AND FORGOT QUIZ
For he's a jolly good fellow. Yes he is, and what's more, he really is a good friend, not only in name but in spirit. Prof. C. A. Dykstra left M. Oread to speak before the Ad Club at Leavenworth. Also he had prepared the nicest little quiz for his Municipal Government section to be given by this fine fellow. No names will be mentioned but if you will look through the student directory you can find it in bold type, and the words inscribed under will be, "He's a good friend, for he overhels."
Small samples of the product are to be sent out shortly to determine the demands of the trade and to interest manufacturers.
If you like the flavor of maple try the maple-nut ice cream, at Wiedemann%.—Adv.
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For Kodak finishing of the better sort, Lawrence Studio, 734 Mass. St. We sell Eastman films.
Call Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas and electrical supplies. 937 Mass.
Phones 658.
Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 838 Massachusetts street
WANTED—Agents to take orders from business men only for a brand new copyright advertising novelty that sells. First agent in first three days took 26 orders and sold them to agents. Agent's commission for that work $9.00. W. F. Hill, Westmoreland Kansas.
FOR CUTLERY, silverware, cooking utensils, sporting goods, safety razors, padlocks, etc., see Chas. J. Achning. Phone 676, 822 Mass
O'Brien & Co., Hardware, cutery,
stove and tinware. Sheet metal
workers. Pumps and pump repairing.
Vans. Filter filters. Phones
664.215 Mass. St.
Stop And Think.
Good meals and efficient service a moderate prices, K. U. Cafe, 100 Mass. "We make a specialty o best coffee in town."
We depend entirely on student trade. Why take your shoes down town? We make new shoes out of old ones. Bring in your shoes and be convinced. 1400 Louisiana street. Don't forget the place.
S. S. FORNEY
S. S. FORNEY
First-class shoe repairing.
Novelties.
The Indian Store. pennants a
Mass. St. Get our
prices on printing.
Best vacant property in Lawrence and some residences, all convenient to University to exchange for Kansas farms. Write or see J. C. McCanles, Lawrence, Kas.-Adv.
Groceries.
S. H. Curdy, staple and fancy greacies. Lowest staple to clubs and students, 1021 Mass. Both phones, 212.
Liveries.
Francisco & Co., for trunk hauling, auto and hack service. Phones 139. 808-612-814 Vt. Street.
LOST—Small pocket "K" book, containing notes and memos of value to loser, before Easter. Will finder please call Bell 2061, and receive reward?
K. U. Pantatorium and Dye Works—1400 La. Phones 1400. Celaning and ladies' work a speciality.
THE GARDNER Dairy,
milk and cream. E. T.
prop., phone 848.5.
Sanitary Gardner
Gillham's Sanitary Bakery, 412 W.
Warren St. Nothing but the best.
Come in and see the shop.
Meat Markets.
See Hess Brothers for the very best fresh and cured meats at the right prices. 941 Mass. Both phones 14.
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