UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
EDITORIAL STAFF
RICHARD GARDNER. . . . . Editor-in-Chief
HARLAN THOMPSON. . . . Managing Ed
BUSINESS STAFF
JAMES LEINHORN  LESS STAT *Adv. Mgr*
JOHN C. MADDEN  . Circulation Mgr
KANSAN BOARD
HERBERT FLINT JAMES HOUGHTON
L. E. HOWE OMAR HITE
HENRY MALOY EDWARD HOFFMAN
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 1913.
The rainy season has caused the course in Campusology to be indefinitely postponed.
"Nebraska Clinches Valley Championship." And there are many who claim that Nebraska roughed it in the clinches.
THE LATCH-STRING IS OUT
THE LATCH-STRING IS OUT
The campus is yours, high school students and teachers.
And while your team is not winning from some other five over in the gym stroll around and look the place over. You will find many things of interest besides the panorama in the Museum. Visit every building on the campus and you will not be sorry for it.
Were there any keys to it they would be presented to you with due pomp and ceremony, but we don't believe in locking things up. If there is anything you want to know or see, command us. We shall be more than glad to accommodate you.
Get acquainted with as many of us as you can and then see if you can help wanting to travel in this direction after you graduate.
As you look around remember that we are looking for you next fall or the one after that, or whenever it is that you get your sheepskin.
We hope that your team wins the championship and if the mental strains were not too great would try to learn every yell that echoes through the gym. And if you don't win this year we hope you do on your next visit.
And remember, we want to see you here for that track meet in May.
There is a rumor that several students were seen smoking in one of the University buildings Tuesday and Wednesday.
Week night dates have been abolished at the University of Kansas. Understand? They HAVE BEEN abolished.
CABS AND FLOWERS
The annual renunciation of cabs and gowers for the Junior Prom was staged yesterday by the feminine members of the class of '14. It always happens about this time of year and then comes the Prom, some weeks later, with the diveryman and the florist smiling just the same.
What the junior girls should do instead of merely adopting resolutions is to see to it that no flowers are worn at the Prom, and unless the weather is inclement, that no cabs are used. At present the matter is left in that state of delightful uncertainty where every man gets both cab and flowers because he
fears that everybody else is doing it.
ars that everybody else is doing it. If the girls are in earnest about dispensing with these enemies of the student pocketbook they will take more effective measures than mere adoption of resolutions. We have had resolutions in the past—and we have continued to have cabs and flowers.
The headline read, "Frank Strong for Inter-club Baseball." And it wasn't about the Chancellor at all.
We hope that none of the high school students will depend upon the Physics clock.
LET'S NOT FORGET.
It is up to the students of this University to show a real hospitality to the high school students The University is a pattern and a leader to them. Many of them will doubtless be students here soon The impression that this school makes during the next few days may have a great deal to do with influencing the future for many. Some of these boys and girls have never seen the University. It is up to us to make them leave here with an unbounded enthusiasm for us and for our school.
After all, the time is short since we were members of these same high schools, and we remember the feeling of lonesomeness, maybe, that oppressed us when we were at the University for the first time.
A large body of students like this can easily fall into the habit of thinking and caring only for themselves. Now is a good time to show that we have not done so.
Let's all get together and make this the best time of the year for these hundreds of young people who are visiting us. That's what they would do for us if we were to visit them.
THE SAD, SAD GRIND OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
Hanky—I've had any picture taken.
Panky—Got the proofs?
Hanky--No; you'll have to take my word for it. Yale Record.
Where The Rub Comes
Tiddle -Oh, Binks is all right in is own way!
De Wink—Exactly! But he's always in mine!
Dartmouth Jack-O'-Lantern.
Too True
"Steen—What's your favorite to bacco?
Fifteen—My room-mate's.
Gold—Microscopical iota, who are you?
Sanford Chapparal.
-Stanford Chaparral.
Berg—I'm the guy that put my self in bad.
(They battle.)
Young Blood—That will be unmeasurable, sir. Your daughter has already given me adequate instruction in Osculation as a Fine Art.
"Good morning, ma'am," began the temperance worker, "I'm collecting for the inebriate's home, and—" "Why, me husband out," replied Mrs. McGuire, "but if ye can 'nnd him anywhere we're welcome t)him."-California Pelican.
Irate and Outraged Father—Young man! I'll teach you to kiss my daughter!
Prof. Robbins-McConnell, just what is your idea of a fraudulent conveyance in this part of the country?
Fritz Mac. (Just back from the Cabaret Banquet in Omaha) — Taxi-Cab. sir.—Nebraska Awgwan.
OLD FRIENDS IN VERSE
—Dartmouth Jack O' Lantern.
I never liked the "turkey trot;" But if some girl of merit
College Sutor-All evening I has been waiting to say something to you.
Should tease me to—why like as not,
I promptly grin and "hear it!"
—Dartmouth Jack-O'Lantern.
Damsel (in despair)—It wasn't good night, was it?
The Daily Kansan will publish in this space favorite verses of its readers. Contributions welcome.—The Editor.
—California Polican.
The Moving Finger written, and, having writ.
FROM THE RUBAIYAT
Moves on, nor all your Palsy not Wit
Shall iture it back to calefar half a
Not all your Tears wash out a Word of it.
And sold my Reputation for a Song.
Indeed the Idols I have loved so long
Have done my credit in this World
much wrong;
Have drown'd my Glory in a shallow Cup.
Would but some winged Angel ere too late
Arrest the set unfolded Roll of Fate,
and snake the sternRecorder other-
ly.
Oh, threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise!
Enregister, or quite obliterate!
With them the seed of Wisdom did sow.
And with mine open hand wrought t
make it grow;
And this is all the Harvest that year'd—
One thing at least is certain—This Life flies;
The Flower that once has blown for ever dies.
"I came like Water and like Wind to go."
Editor Daily Kansan:
I am simply curious as to whether the Daily Kansan was too courteous to mention the fact that Referee Hyland, who officiated at the Tuesday night contest, was forced to neither it did not have the courage to suggest it.
The Journal-World came to the front and called our Iowa friend "rotten," and even the distant Topeka Capital hinted to that effect, but the Kansan, the organ of student opinion and the official spokesman for the student body, mildly and simply stated that Nebraska heat us.
There is but one thing on earth worse than a poor sportsman and that is a poor loser. Even if other schools stoop to dirty methods in order to win contests, it is no excuse for either student body or the Daily News; even by lawal by crying like a sick pup over that can not be remedied.
Personally I thought there were six Cornhuskers on the floor; I may have been biased in my views, but judging from the attitude of the crowd I was not entirely alone in thus thinking. If they trimmed us down to six, it just meant that if Mr. Hyland is really an understudy to the notorious "Izzy" Anderson why not let the outside world know it?
Nebraska has been notorious for the bad grace with which she meets defeat and the poor sportsmanship she shows in her efforts to win. Plaintie wails about the color blindness of a referee do no good when she is being called only place in the same class with Stiehm and his cohorts. The real trouble lies in allowing men of that ilk to officiate at all.
L. A. H.
(Editor's Note.)
Dean Crumbine
Says
10:00 Chapel. Prof. J. W. Hudson,
University of Missouri.
Tenth Annual Conference of
Kansas H. S. and Academies.
U. of K. CALENDAR
10:00-12:00 Chapel.
9:00 4:30 Chapel.
The cost of food bears no relation to its nutritive value. ...
Friday
8:00 Lecture, Prof. J. L. Hender-
stein
8:00 Lecture, Prof. J. L. Henderson,
U. of Texas. (Chapel)
4:30 Opening lecture of 9th
institute for Religious
Education.
H. S. Basket-ball
Championship games (A).
Saturday.
Tenth Annual Conference of
Kansas H. S. and Academies
Cent.
9:00-12:00 Fraser hall Chapel.
10:00-12:00 Room 110, Fraser.
10:00-12:00 Room 110, Fraser.
10:00-12:00 Greek lecture room,
(910 Eraser)
12:30 Conference luncheon, (Robinson gym).
H. S. Basket-ball championship games, afternoon and evening.
5:30 Y. W. C. A. Membership banquet. (Robinson gym.)
4:30 Vesper service: Prof. G. B.
4:00 Y. W. C. A. anual election of officers. (Myers hall).
Mch. 14 Indoor Track Meet: M. U.
Athletic Schedule.
Apr. 25-26 Baseball: M. U. vs. K U., at Lawrence.
Mch. 19 Great relay games at Des Moines.
Future Events.
Mar. 14-20 9th annual institute of religious education. Lectures by Prof. Smith of the University of Chicago on "Religion and Social Ideals" at 4:30 p.m. m. in University hall, and by President Sanders of Washburn on "Hebrew Wisdom Literature" in room 206 Fraser at 3:30 p.m.
Apr. 4 Lecture by Prof. Wilcox.
Apr. 4 Ibuism Law
Apr. 4 Junior From.
Apr. 12 French play.
Apr. 24-25 Music festival.
OUT OF THE MOUTHS
OF WISE OLD BOYS
"College doesn't make fools; it makes develop them. It doesn't make bright men; it bevelopes them. A fall will turn out a fool, whether he goes to college or not, though he'll probably turn out a different sort of a fool. And a good, strong boy will turn out a bright, strong man whether he's worn smooth in the 'grab what you want and eat standing with one eye skinned for the dog' school of the streets and stores, or polished up and slicked down in the water order to the waiter and get a sixteen course dinner' school of the professors. But while the lack of a college education can't keep No. 1 down, having it boasts No. 2 up.
"It's simply the difference between 'jump in, rough and tumble, kick with the heels and butt with the head' migder fighting, and this 'grin and look pleasant, dodge and save your wind till you see a chance to land on the solar plexus' style of the trained athlete. Both wins win fights, but the fellow with a little better man, providing he's kept his muscle hard. If he hasn't, he is in a bad way, for his fancy sparring is just going to aggrigate the other fellow so that he'll eat him up.
"Of course, some men are like pigs, the more you educate them, the more amusing little cusec they become, and the funnier capers they cut when they show off their tricks. Naturally, the place to send a boy of that breed is to the circus not to college."
Old Gordon Graham.
SEND FOLDERS OUT
FOR ONE-STUDE CLASS
Monthly report folders are being sent out to the instructors in the College at present. There are 550 of these folders in which the professors will record the grades of their students in each class and then transfer them to Dean Templier office to be recorded on the individual cards.
The largest class in the College is mediaeval history class under Professor Patterson with 108 students, while the smallest is the class under Professor Mitchell in Advanced Logic, which was broken up because the lone student enrolled concluded he would not continue the course.
WANT ARCHITECTURE COURSE
Engineering Faculty Recommends Establishment of New Branch to Help Curriculum.
A course of study in architectural engineering was recommended to the regents by the faculty of the engineering school at their last meeting
At present six students are enrolled in such work at the University and considerable demand for the course exist. Many men have been turned away for want of such a course. Inquiries at the registrar's office indicate that many students desire such work.
In addition to this recommendation several important changes were made in the established course of study in engineering. It was also voted to recommend to the regents the establishment of advanced four year courses based upon a year of College work.
MINING JOURNAL HOLDS
FIRST ANNUAL SNOOZE
"We decided at the Engineers' banquet last night to stay home and sleep this afternoon, so no meeting said Professor Young this morning.
"Snores will have a prominent place on the program of the Mining Journal, due to meet in room 201 Haworth hall this afternoon at 4:30.
There will probably be a larger attendance than usual, since this is a subject in which everyone is vitally interested."
LOST—Alpha Delta Phi pin, edged with pearls and has diamond points. Return 1142 Ind. Reward.
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8 o'clock, p. m.
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K. U. ENGINEER IS
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Seats now on sale by mail only. Orders accompanied by check or money order filled in order of their receipt. Arrival at theahrstur, care E. B, Guild Music Store.
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J. O. Edson, '01, who "spoke at the engineers' banquet last Monday has received word from a classmate, Othr. K. Baker, who is now in Spain. Baker is now with the Pielson Engineering Company at Tremp Leidy in New Jersey and helping them at Portland cement plant. The product of this plant are to be used in the construction of a large irrigation project in Spain.
Phi Delta Theta will give its Founder's Day banquet Saturday night. "Cooperation with the University Authorities" will be the address of the evening.
Miss Gladys Beck, ex '12, and Jean Mitchell ex '10, of Kansas City, Mo., will spend the week-end in Lawrence.
K. U. ENGINEER IS MAKING CEMENT IN SPAIN
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