UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN HAIRPIN TRIUMPHS AT ALMENA HIGH Handy Buttonhook and Can Opener Floor Garden Variety Pin By Zelmond Mills Almena High School, March 11. On Friday evening, the high school literary society gave a good program to a large audience. Many were turned away from the building. A feature of the program was a debate on the subject, "Resolved: That hair pins are more beneficial to humanity than common pins." One of the affirmative speakers, Miss Gertrude Shields, failed to appear owing to the fact that she was just recovering from an illness and was weak on her "pins." The affirmative won. Another number which caused much laughter and much favorable comment was the rendition of a farce entitled, "The Old Maids Association," the serio comic quartet, "Muffs," or "The Husband's Mistake," won applause. PARSONS PICKS GLADIATORS TO BATTLE WITH CHANUTE By Earl Cooper Parsons High School, March 11.—All of the Parsons contestants for the Chanute-Parsons Literary and Musical Contest have been chosen. Harold Stewart and Ivan Donaldson will represent Parsons in the debate, Arthur Pefey in the essay, and Lee Lockhart in the declamation. Prizes of $25, $15, and $10 were offered for the best work in debate. Harold Stewart ranked first, Ivan Donaldson second and Hildegare dog JUNIOR PROM Have you your dancing gown already? If not, we advise you not to wait until the last week. There never has been a spring season when it took so long to get reorders. WEAVER'S In fact, on many items that are in big demand the manufacturers will not make any definite promises. At this time you will find all stock complete in anticipation of Easter trade. Hewitt twoth. Arthur Pefet won the first prize of $10 in essay, while Walter Idon won the second prize of $5. The declamation also held prizes of $10 and $5. Lee Lockhart was first place and Lois Stevens second. The subject of the debate was, "Resolved: That the United States should grant independence to the Philippines within one year." In each of the two debates, the affirmative won. Season Closes At Dodge By Herbert Schall Dodge City High School, March 11. The basket-ball teams teamed close the season Friday evening by breaking even with Spearville in a double header. The girls lost, 14 to 4, and the boys won, 33 to 20. A big crowd paid to see the game, and some of the deficit was wiped out by the receipts. The girls have won a majority of their games this year, while the boys broke even. ELLINOOK CLASSSES IN BREATHLLE PENNANT RACE By William Jennings Weber Ellinwood High School, March 11.—In the high school basket-ball league, the seniors and juniors are tied for first place. The different teams have been unable to play lately on account of the inclement weather. The standing of the teams is as follows: G.P. W. W. L. Pct. Seniors 4 3 1 777 Injuries 4 3 1 777 Sophomores 4 2 2 500 Freshies 4 0 0 00 1/3 OFF On All Pennants Wall Banners Pillow Covers Fraternity and Sorority Emblems Rowlands College Book Store If you are a High School Student You may be interested in knowing what vocations are open to the Graduate in Pharmacy The two year course and the three year course prepare for the examination in pharmacy by the State Board, admitting to practice as a pharmaceutical chemist. The four year course opens the way to The four year course opens the way to such broader vocations as The number of such positions is steadily increasing. United States Chemist State Food Inspector State Drug Inspector Slater D. D. M The Daily Kansan's Educational Department will see that inquiries addressed to it are answered by the ones most competent to give full particulars regarding any vocation and the University courses preparatory for it. Address the VOCATION EDITOR University Daily Kansan Lawrence, Kansas STERLING RAISES $85 TO SEND GIRLS TO K. U By Neal M. Wherry wife, with the Sterling High School, March 11—The Sterling girls won another victory last night by defeating the Great Bend team at Great Bend by a score of 23 to 18. At a box social held recently for the benefit of the girls' team close to $85 was raised to send the team to Lawrence. WHAT HO! ENTER THE EYE-DEAL COLLEGIAN Drake Girls Describe Him But K. U, Co-eds May Not Agree After a long session last week, the Drake girls decided that he must have the following attributes, but there is some question as to whether the Jayhawker co-eds might not elicit all of the requirements and add others; Members of the K. U. Young Women's Christian Association may follow the lead of the Drake society in preparing qualifications of an ideal college man. If an athlete and meeting other requirements, so much the better, but if not athletic it need not detract. He must make a good appearance, but need not be handsome. Not sit serenely in the street car while an old man or an old woman stands and then arises suddenly and offers a seat to a pretty girl. He must be a good conversation- alist and realize that a girl is not flattered by having nonsense talked at her all the time. Jolly, accommodating, considerate and a true sportman. "Careful in personal appearance, but not a "dandy." Show the same gentlemanliness with men as with women. The young women recognize the young woman's influence over the young man's conduct, but do not hold responsible for the young man's conduct. No smoke or drink or be guilty at theATTENDANCE ofevils. These were meas. wearing dangereous The young women recognize no difference in standards for men and for women. Show respect and reverence to the aged. The young women can only truly know those who live with a princi- ple and understand their needs. Not sneer at religion or joke lightly about it. The young women expect respect for their opinions and respect for the things which others esteem and ANNOUNCEMENTS All announcements for this column should be handed to the news editor before 10 a. m. Regular meeting of the French club, Tuesday, at 4:30, room 306 Fraser. All are invited. The entire annual board will meet Thursday night in room 8 Green hall at 7:15. The regular Y. W. C. A. meeting will be held Wednesday at 4:45 in Myers hall. All girls welcome. Forum-Prof. C. A. Dykstra will speak on Commission Government at the Sunday Forum, March 30, at five o'clock. The American Society of Mechanical Engineers will hold its regular meeting Thursday evening at 1301 Ohio street. First Provisional Company K. N. G. will have its drill in the gymnasium Thursday March 13th instead of Tuesday, 11th. The English Journal club will meet March 12th at 4:30 in 211 Fraser hall. Everyone interested is invited, especially graduate students in English. All seniors who expect to take degrees, either now or in June, should make application at once at the registrar's office on blanks provided for the purpose. Professor Kellermann will give his fourth lecture in phonetics this evening at 7:15 in the German Secondary. The lecture is in German and everyone is invited. Dean Blackmar would like to have the person who borrowed the set of anthropometric instruments from room 204 Adm. building last week return them at once. Der Deutsche Dratamische Verein will hold an important business meeting Thursday evening at 7:15; March, 13, in room 116 Fraser. Attendance of all members is imperative. The decoration committee for the Junior Prom will meet Wednesday, at 12:45 on the basket-ball floor of the gymnasium. Every member should be present as only a little time remains. Richard Gardner, Chairman. Suits, coats, dresses and hats. All the latest styles just received by Mrs. Shearer, 841 Mass.-Adv. Orange ice at Wiedemann's.—Adv. House For Rent A new 16 room house, modern, suitable for fraternity, sorority, club or rooming, for rent. Vacant June 1st. J. C. McCanes, Bell 2208.— Adv. House For Rent To persons wishing student help, and students wanting work, the Daily Kansan will give three insertions of twenty words each in this column free: WANTED—Man to carry Capital route, one hour each morning, $3 per week. Preferably a man without an 8:00 o'clock class. Should have a wheel. Roy Stockwell. STUDENT HELP HARRY REDING, M. D. E., eye, ear, nose, and throat. Glasses fitted. Office, F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell 513, Home 512. PROFESSIONAL CARDS G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. E. eye, ear, and throat specialist. Glasses fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Building. DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas. J. W. O'BYON, Dentist. Over Wilson Drug Store. Bell Phones 507. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 883 Massachusetts Street. Both phones, office and residence. DR. G. W. JONES, Physician. Suite 1, F. A. A. Building. they admire reverence for religion. The women want the same dignity and respect in the men that the men expect and ask for in them. Bowersock Theatre Matinee and Night Gaskill & MacVitty (Inc.) announce The Shepherd of the Hills Harold Bell Wright's Novel Dramatized from PRICES, Night: Parquet, $75-$1.00; 1st Balcony, 50c-75c; 2nd Sherman Wiggins, Mgr. TRACK MEET Matinee Prices: Adults, 50c, Children 25. No matinee reservations Kansas vs. Missouri Kansas City, March 14th THE Official Route Going The Team, Band and Rooters take Train 114, departing 2:21 p. m. Returning A Special Train has been arranged, which will leave Union Depot, K. C. at 11:45 p.m. If not convenient for you to take 114, you can go on No. 10, departing 3:51 p.m., or No. 6 at 5:44 p.m. The Dope Looks Good DO YOUR DUTY by being present and helping the boys win. Classified Advertising W. W. Burnett, Agt. Little stories of personal wants that produce results at a minimum expenditure. Try them SCHULZ, Send the Daily Kansan Home SCHULZ, the TAILOR—911 MASS. Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 888 Massachusetts street. Plumbers. FOR CUTLERY, silverware, cooking utensils, sporting goods, safety razors, padlocks, etc., see Chas. J. Achning. Phone 676, 822 Mass. Cafea. Novelties. The Indian Store, pennants a specialty. 217 Mass. St. Get our prices on printing. O'Brien & Co., Hardware, cutlery, stover and tinware. Sheet metal workers. Pumps and pump repairing. Van's cistern filters. Phones 664. 621 Mass. St. Stop And Think. We depend entirely on student trade. Why take your shoes down town? We make new shoes out of old ones. Bring in your shoes and be convinced. 1400 Louisiana street. Don't forget the place. Call Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas and electrical supplies. 687 Mass. Phones 685. Good meals and efficient service at moderate prices, K. U. Cafe, 1009 Mass. "We make a specialty of best coffee in town." S. S. FORNEY S. S. FORNEY First-class repairing. 1017 Groceries. S. H. McCurdy, staple and fancy greeries. Lowest prices to clubs and students, 1021 Mass. Both phones, 212. Liveries. Francisco & Co., for trunk hauling, auto, and hack service. Phones 139, 808-612-814 Vt. Street. Barbera. Frank Iliff's Barber Shop, 1025 Mass. Street. Caters specially to University trade. K. U. Pantatorium and Dye Works—1400 La. Phones 1400. Celaning and ladies' work a specialty. THE GARDNER Dairy, Sanitary milk and cream. E. T. Gardner, prop., phone 848.5. Gilham's Sanitary Bakery, 412 W. Warren St. Nothing but the best. Come in and see the shop. Meat Markets. See Hess Brothers for the very best fresh and cured meats at the right prices. 941 Mass. Both phones 14. LOST- Between Robinson gymnasium and Lee's College Inn, a bunch of keys. Finder please phone 95 K. U., or Bell 1225.