UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
SPRING, SWEET SPRING REACHES FAR ALMENA
Vernal Season Arrives; Correspondent Lifts Voice and Sings
By Zelmond Mills.
Almena High School, Feb. 17—Ach Himmel gee! it's badt be on van nusepaper schafft;却 try to写 tru mit all your might 'bout nuddings. Und her haff,—jahs even more af der huge bore of diss schob I defend, liesz in diss truth: me ise but a youth so don't plame me mine friend. Now you who read dese tinks don't need to 'tought dat ve're all ded up in disn neck of voods where Heck did make hiss puppy bed; for we're alive! und how we thrive undt grow fat like infhush! But der hib nduf life we spendt in taggin' edjukhan. Ve spentt our looks on schudy books. We know dime high undt low. We got de dime but not de time to spendt on moofie show. Out only air iss for such fame what to great men to come; so run vunce long undt sing your song undt sell my package gum. You might so vel just ging to --vell-, where people don't wear schuse, so vel las try outd me to pry some uninfeited news.
STUDENTS TO HEAR LECTURES
ON KEEPING HOME CLEAN
By Irene Ruggles.
Mankato High School, Feb. 17—A series of illustrated lectures on "Home Sanitation" will be given each week to the high school students by Dr. Shafer of this city.
When the series of lectures have been completed, Dr. Shaffer will offer a prize of ten dollars to the stu-员盆盆 the best essay on the subject.
The lectures are illustrated by means of the new lantern and reflectcope which was added to the school equipment a few weeks ago.
Co-eds Start Basket-ball.
By William Jennings Weber. Ellinwood High School, Feb. 17. The girls of the Ellinwood high school have caught the basket-ball deer from the boys, and have organized a league.
The games are to be played under a regular schedule the same as the boys league.
Marysville Takes One Scalp. By Myer Hansman.
Marysville High School, Feb. 17—In a double-header basketball game played here Friday evening with the Hanover teams, the Marysville girls lost by a score to 12 to 11, and the boys won 96 to 16.
GREAT BEND TO MAKE
ITS OWN "MOVIES" NOW
By Arthur McDonald.
Great Bend High School, Feb. 17—A Badger stereophone has just been purchased by the entertainment association of this school. This machine is to be used in class work where illustrations are of an advantage. Plans are being made to obtain slides from the University Extension division.
A Victrola will be obtained soon. The girls' glee club has planned a series of concerts, the proceeds of which are to be used in buying the "music-box."
Coffeyville Seniors Tread Boards.
Bn H. Delo, Weston.
By J. H. Baile Washington
Coffeyville High School, Feb. 17.—The senior dramatic club staged the play, "A Public Worries" Monday evening. The high school chorus which went to Parsons to compete in the music contest during the Southeastern Kansas Teachers' meeting was awarded third prize by the judges.
They Saw Caesar. By Ellen Tepfer.
Ottawa High School, Feb. 17.—Principal R. E. Gowans, of Ottawa high school last week delivered a stereotypic lecture on "The Helvetic War" before the members of the Kansas University school chapel. The slides were furnished by the Kansas University Extension department.
New Students.
Call for Gustafson's catalog of K U. and fraternity jewelry. Gustafson, College Jeweler, 911 Mass—Adv.
Let us do your framing. We'll save you money. Con Squires.— Adv.
We frame anything. Let us do your framing. Con Squires..-Adv.
Croissant to Address Quills.
Professor Croissant of the English department will address the Quill club on "The Modern Movement" at its regular meeting Tuesday at 4:30 in room 211. Fraser. All members are urged to be present.
Amusements.
That successful Chicago firm, Manley & Campbell have in their new production of Faust another sure fire hit; judging from the business they are doing and the fine criticisms they are receiving. Theirs is the only Faust Company on the road this sea- They have kept others out of the field owing to the many that have spent on the production and the personnel of their cast, which is headed by the greatest living Mephisto, Mr. Geo. G. Wakefield, America's tallest actor. Another reason for the large business they are doing is the very reasonable scale of prices they offer their production at. Seats on sale at Woodward & Co., next Tuesday. Prices, 25, 35, 50 and 75 cents. —Adv.
A. G. ALRICH
Printing, Binding, Copper Plate Printing
Rubber Plates, Printing
Bombing, Sewing, Badges
ELDRIDGE HOUSE STABLE
Taxicab, Haeks and Livery
W. E. Monk, Prop. Both Phones 148
744 Mass. Street Lawrence, Kansas
The Daily Kansan's Educational Department will see that inquiries addressed to it are answered by the ones most competent to give full particulars regarding any vocation and the University courses preparatory for it. Address the
Wisteria of Japan Talcum The Oriental Odor 25 cent cans
McColloch's Drug Store
World Famous Thanhouser
Shown only at the Oread Theatre
Classified Advertising
Little stories of personal wants that produce results at a minimum expenditure. Try them
For second semester board at the Midway Club, 1042 Ohio $3.50 per week, Phone 2325. H. C. Fiske, steward—Adv.
TAILOR—911 MASS.
The course in the University is complete, and after the necessary practical experience and work in research, leads to the degree of chemical engineer.
SCHULZ,
Students, lets us save your sole
VOCATION EDITOR
S. Forey, first class shoe repair ing. 1017 Mass. Street.
FOR CUTLERY, silverware, cooking utensils, sporting goods, safety razors, padlocks, etc., see Chas. J. Achning, Phone 676, 822 Mass.
Novelties.
We depend entirely on student trade. Why take your shoes down town? We make new shoes out of old ones. Bring in your shoes and be convinced. 1400 Louisiana Street. Don't forget the place.
that merits the investigation of the high school student who is attracted towards science is that of
Chemical Engineering
University Daily Kansan Lawrence, Kansas
FOR SALE—"Fairview Enterprise."
On account of death. A good town; liberal advertisers; five hundred subscribers. Payment down and balance by the month. Address O.
P. Leonard, 733 Mass. Lawrence, Ks.
K. U. Pantatorium and Dye Works— 1400 La. Phones 1400. Cleaning and ladies' work a speciality.
The Indian Store, pennants a speciality. 917 Mass. St. Get our prices on printing.
Stop And Think.
The demand for experts in this line is as keen as the desire of manufacturers for better processes and for the utilization of by-products.
The pecuniary rewards include both large salaries and liberal percentages of the saving which the chemist brings about.
Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 838 Massachusetts street.
See Hess Brothers for the very best fresh and cured meats at the right prices. 941 Mass. Both phones 14.
Groceries.
THE GARDNER Dairy, Sanitary milk and cream. E. T. Gardner, prop., phone 848.5.
Liveries.
S. H. Curdy, *stacie* and fancy groceries. Lowest prices to clubs and students, 1021 Mass. Both phones, 212.
Meat Markets.
Francisco & Co., for trunk hauling, auto and hack service. Phones 139. 808-812-814 Vt. Street.
For good country apple butter dressed poultry, chicken and duck feathers, call Chas. Herington, Home 5826 Red.-Adv.
Barbers.
Frank lliif's Barber Shop, 1025 Mass. Street. Caters specially to University trade.
Gillham's Sanitary Bakery, 412 W.
Warren St. Nothing but the best.
Come in and see the shop.
Cafes.
An Expanding Vocation
Good meals and efficient service at moderate prices, K. U. Cafe, 1009 Mass. "We make a speciality of best coffee in town."
FOR RENT—Two nicely furnished rooms for men. 2247 Bell. 1321 Tenn. St.
Board at $3.50. Have room for eight more in Would's Club (stag). 925 Alabama. Come early--Adv.
Call Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas and electrical supplies. 937 Mass. Phones 658.
Plumbers.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
HARRY REDING, M. D. Eye, ear,
nose, and throat. Glasses fitted.
Office, F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell
513, Home 512.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Eye, ear,
and throat specialist. Glasses
fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Dick Building.
G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Eye, ear.
DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas.
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 833
J. W. O'BRYAN, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507.
Massachusetts Street. Both phones, office and residence.
DR. G. W. JONES, Physician, Suite 1, F. A. A. Building.
Typewriters,
Fountain Pens, and Office Supplies
F. I. Carter
1025 Mass. Bell Phone 1051
How About "If" Mr. This Merchant?
If you could hire 20 or 50 or 100 young men and women to speak to every University student and teacher about
The advantage of trading at your store,
The utility or beauty of some new article in your stock,
The special values offered today or this week,
YOU KNOW that your business would respond instantly to such advertising. But that's a large "IF" with a prohibitive expense hitched to it. It could not be done outside of a dream.
You can speak your message—your announcement,
your argument, your store news—at trifling cost.
You can depend on a hearing at the best time. You
can change the story every day. You can get res-
ults that will show up in the cash register every
night.
You can do the same thing, however, in a different way. You can employ a solicitor who sits down with every student five evenings in the week and has a chummy talk about student affairs—and interpolates any message you care to have delivered.
"Getting Your Share of That Million?"
We shall be glad to talk over with you ways in which you can profit by the services of this solicitor—the only one in its field—during the present month.
University Daily Kansan
Are You Prepared?
LAST CALL!
Have you ordered your official badge, your novelties, ring or stickpin for INITIATION?
The Green Jewelry Company of Kansas City offers a high grade line of all kinds of College and Fraternity pins, rings, novelties, etc., and if you have not yet ordered what you want, we can supply it on short notice.
The Green Jewelry Company 1104 Walnut Kansas City. Mo.
Final Home Games
BASKET BALL
Wm. Jewell vs K.U., Wednesday Evening, 8 o'clock Emporia College vs K.U., Saturday Evening, 8 o'clock
Tickets 25c
Student Reserve 15c