UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
The official student paper of the University of Kansas.
EDITORIAL STAFF
JAMES LEIDIGH. Adv, Mgr
A. E. PALMER. Asst, Mgr
JOHN C. MADDEN. Circulation Mgr
RICHARD GARDNER. . . . . . Editor-in-Chief
HARLAN THOMPSON. . . . Managing Ed.
WARD MARIS. . . . . . Campus Editor
EDWARD HACKNEY. . . . . . Sporting Ed.
KANSAN BOARD
BUSINESS STAFF
HERBERT FUNT L. E. HOWE
ENWARD HOFFMAN JAMES HOUGHTON
WAYNE WINGART HENRY MALOY
OMAR HITE EARL PLOWMAN
Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the department of journalism.
Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the postoffice at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879.
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 30, 1913.
Excess of wealth is cause of cover
ousness—Marlowe.
A GREETING
Fine view, gentlemen of the ways and means committees of the legislature!
But gentlemen, we'd rather you would look in than out. The view can get along without appropriations. The University must have them.
We want you to see the University, because we know that if you see it as it is you will agree with its students that it ought to have all that it is asking.
Look is over, gentlemen, inspec every department, and then as managers of the state's interests do your level best to cherish and encourage the educational interests which have always been near the state's heart.
Spring's came in Kansas along before the tickle has disappeared from our winter underwear.
The attention of the freshmen is called to the fact that enrollment in the Graduate School will begin Monday.
Two members of the Daily Kansan board, having been elected to membership in the Kansas State Editorial Association, were able to produce the two dollar initiation fee. On behalf of 2403 students, we rise to inquire where they got it?
CAN YOU FIND IT?
Get your esthetic sense down off the shelf and dust it and prepare to give it some hard wear next week when the picture show opens. There will be art for everybody—the dub that likes to put in his time seeing how many files, just as natural as life, he can count on the old white cow's back, and the impressionable young thing who lets go a fainting ah-h-h before some splotch of color that looks as much like one thing as another.
One hundred pictures—all hand picked and warranted to give entire satisfaction to the beholders critical faculty! It will be a reat show. Pass the nickles for a night or two and take a turn at still art. We are told—and more than half believe it—that it doesn't hurt a person's general efficiency to know a thing or two about those things that command the highest admiration of educated society.
Professor Reynant announces a course in banking. A more practical course as far as the campus is concerned would be one in overdrafts.
The Meters seem to take a prominent part in the Blue Diamond production. They also take a lead in poetry and gas.
Some Diogenes is advertising for "five good reliable students" to solicit. Up to date, we had not noticed that Mt. Oread's streets were paved with gold.
The Red Domino press agent emitted a sad story last night when he told of one of the principals stubbing his toe. Which would make any student sore.
STUDENT OPINION
The Editor:
Although I missed your publication during the two days that the Kansan board listened to the Editorial Association, I consider it a boon to the student body in one particular.
It will give you an opportunity to gracefully drop your spring poetry contest.
Thanking you, I am
Yours for K. U., Arthur MacKinnon
To the Kansan:
I notice that there is a movement under way to publish the pictures of the faculty in this year's Jayhawker.
Can't something be done to block it?
J. E. L.
Dear Editor:
I want to be allowed to say a word to the young people of the University community, if I may be permitd.
Just at this time, my friends, I have observed that the majority of you are worried about the examinations, understand, will be hold next week.
I am sorry that I shall not have the opportunity of saying a helping word to each of you personally; but I want to suggest that you all read the 47th psalm. I feel that it will be of untold aid to you.
Andrew W. Spencer, D. D.
THE SAD, SAD GRIND OF OUR COLLEGE LIFE
Farmer Corntasile—Is yer son Hillim a student down to the college.
Farmer Hayseed—No, by heck He's an athlete.
-Punch Bowl.
I see they're thinking of calling the members of this year's Congress minute-men.
"How much postage will this request be mailed? " It is one of my manuscripts.
The freshman approached the post office stamp window.
Because it's the sixty-second.
Bach-"Then she'd better turn over a new leaf."
Goway: "Her face is like an open book."
"Two cents an ounce," smiled the
claw, "that's first class matter."
—The Sphinx.
—Punch Bowl.
The Daily Kansan will publish in this space favorite verses of its reader. Contributions welcome.—The Editor.
OLD FRIENDS IN VERSE
I smile to think, today I envied men
Who only are by wealth and power
blest;
When I come home to you and find you there.
"WHEN I COME HOME TO YOU"
When I come home to you, and love,
and rest.
Because, at dusk, they go not home to you.
The wonder child clasped tight within your arms,
U. of K. CALENDAR
"Anoint him the wreathest of wretly things!"
Tinkle him love, in those losesome riles.
10:00 Chapel.
When I come home to you the way
seems long,
Though weariness and care, which
haves all the day
Have hovered near, are routed by
the song
Of my glad heart, and, vanished,
fade away;
While fancy paints the twilight's
sombre hue
With visions, dear, of coming
home to you.
4:30 El Ateneo Club (314 Fraser).
How poor they seem, I haste my steps again.
Their treasures, after all, are few,
Thursday
—Mabel Stevens Freer in Ainslie's.
'Tis a fair whing whangness with phosphor wings
'And Bridal jewels of fang and stings
'And the bark of a blooming tree'
7:30 Greek Symposium, "A Fascinating Book," Professor Sterling. (1605 Vt. St.) Basket-ball: K. U. vs. K. S.
Friday
10:00 Chapel: Rev. E. C. Smith, of Chicago.
Crouching And holding his breath for weeks and weeks!
Tickle me, Love, in these lonesome ribi!
the days' last glamming,
your hair
And shadowing your tender eyes'
deep charms;
The same joy thrills me as when
I woke.
The glory, dear, of coming home
to you.
Mabel Stravans Freer in Ainslie's
Chicago:
Basket-ball: K. U. vs. K. S.
A. C. at Manhattan.
Saturday
7:00 Amer. Soc. Mechanical Eng.
(180, Ohio)
THE WHING-WHANG.
Basket-ball practice Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, and
Thursday evenings
Athletics
Jan. 30—K. S. A. C. vs. K. U. at Manhattan
1:00 Zoobogaei Semem.
    Embryos," Miss Griffiths.
    Basket-ball; Washburn vs.
    K. U. at Topeka.
And swiping it out with its moogersh arm!
Tickle me, love, in these lonesome ribs!
11:00 Zoological Seminar: "Grafted
Fishmen."
Tickle me. Love in these lonesome ribs!"
"Is it the gibber of Gungs or Keeks?
Tickle me, Love, in these lonesome ribs!
Or what is the sound that the whing whang seeks?"
Jan. 31 K. S. A. C. vs. K. U. a. Manhattan.
Feb. 7—Basket-ball: Washington U. vs. K, at W. Laurence U.
Feb. 14—Basket-ball: M. U., vs. K.
U. at Lawrence.
Feb. 8—Basket-ball: Washington u. K. at Lawrence. v. K. at Lawrence.
As the mildewed whirr of her own dead wings,
Tickle me, Dear,
Tickle me here,
Out where the wing wing loves to stand
Writing his name with his tail in the sand
Feb. 10—Registration in Auditorium
Feb. 14—Epiduraus and the Greek
Feb. 17-21—Lectures: Paul E. More
Rodriguez, Editor of
"The Nation."
Feb. 9-28—Tenth Annual Exhibit of Oil Painting (Adm. blidge.)
'Tis a fair whing whangness with phosphor wings
Feb. 26—Basket-ball: M. U. vs. K.
U. at Columbia
Feb. 28—Basketball: Wash. U. vs
U. at St. Louis.
"Out of the margin of Moonshine Land,
Tickle me, lieve in these lemons grace!
Feb. 26—Basket-ball: M. U. vs. K.
U. at Columbia.
Feb. 10.—Registration in Aud.
Feb. 13.—Club Concert
Pte. 14—Epilogue and the Green Drama, Professor Wilcox.
Take the love, in these lonesome tree.
Out where the whiny whong loves to stand
Feb. 4 — Alice Smith, piano.
b. 4 — Harpist. Alice Smith.
Tickle me, love, in these lonesome ribs!
Ticks are when women with whom we share
Mch. 4—Dorothea North, soprano.
Mch. 7—Lecture: The Rise of Greek Sculpture, Professor Wilcox.
Mch. 8—Lecture: N. D. Hillis.
Mch. 9—Lecture: N. D. Hillis.
Mch. 14-15-Tenth Annual Conference of Kansas H. S. and Academies.
Mch. 14—Lecture: Prof. Jos, Lindsey Henderson, University of Texas. “A More Vital Relationship Between Schools and Colleges,” 8. p. m., Chapel, Fraser hall.
Apr. 4—Lecture: The High Tides of Greek Sculpture, Professor Wilcox.
Mar. 9—Greek Vases Pro.
May 2—Lecture: Greek Vases, Professor Wiloc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
All announcements for this column should be handed to the news editor before 11 a. m.
Sigma Delta Chi meet at Squire's
study Friday at 10:00 o'clock.
Scoop club meet at Squire's studio at 13:00 Friday, January 31st.
The Graduate Club will hold a business meeting in room 205 Fraser t.4:30 Friday afternoon, Jan. 31st.
The Executive Board of the University Exposition will meet in room 110 Fraser hall at 4:30 Thursday. School chairmen take notice.
All Jayhawker receipt books must be turned in at the Jayhawker office either Friday Jan. 31, 1:30 to 3:30 p. m. or Saturday Feb. 1, 9:00 to 12:00 a. m. This is imperative.
The Linn County Club will hold a short business meeting Saturday evening, February 1, at 1108 Ohio. The meeting will begin promptly at 7 p.m. and will last half an hour.
62—Economic Botany: This new course will deal with the economic problems of plant life and is open to juniors, seniors, and graduates. It is offered by Assistant Professor Skull and Mr. Hungerford.
Students wishing to take a two-hour non-credit course in preparations, 8 to 10 or 10:15 to 12:15 Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Oread high school should see Dr. Day at once. No fee will be charged.
Sophomores wanting Home Economics Ia and Ib will get first chances by leaving their names with Dr. Edna Day at once. 16 students only can take Ia, preparation of foods; and 32 Ib, a study of the home as a unit.
Sophomore enrollment—At the College enrollment on February 8th each sophomore is requested to go to the adviser with whom he arranged his studies in September. Those who desire to consult in advance in regard to their elections may make appointments with their advisers for that purpose. The chairman of the committee may be seen, during the remainder of the term, at room 5, Administration building, from 9:30 to 10:15 on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday mornings, or by appointment.
This new course is recommended to the general student who is interested in biology and to the student who is preparing to teach botany, zoology, or agriculture in the high school. It is a general introduction to the life of the insect world. Its aim is to lead the student into a fuller appreciation of nature by a study of the varied and interesting life histories of insects. This course is a combination of lecture and laboratory work, in which an abundance of illustrative material will be used. It is open to sophomores, juniors, and seniors, who have had zoology either in high school or in College. This course is offered by Professor Hunter and Mr. Hungerford.
I—Introductory Entomology
Dean Crumbine Says
One large pock on the arm is better than many small pocks on the face.
You know that the idea of this store is to give valuein every piece of merchandise we sell; whatever the price to see that you get the full worth of your money.
Adding to Your Profit
In other words, the money you spend here for clothes or for other things to wear represents, at our regular price, a good profit to you.
We Want to Clear Them up at Once
right now is your chance; we're taking chunks off the prices on lots of these suits and overcoats that we've been selling all the season.
If You Want to Make Some Extra Money,
Do you want it? This is the time and the place.
When you buy a Hart Schaffner & Marx suit or overcoat worth $25 for $17, you've had extra profit put into your pocket; that is, you get that much more value.
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