UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN He's on the water wagon now. Who? Why, McNish, of course. And how's that? Why, because the people are drinking aerated distilled water. Phones 198. Griffin Coal Co. COAL, WOOD, LIME, CEMENT Model Steam Laundry Model Steam Laundry FRANK W. BROWN, Propr. and Mgr. 11-13 WARn Warren Bell Phone 156. Home Phone 145. The Popular Drug Store The reason why? We strive to please. J. R. WILSON 110 Mass. St. For Kodak Finishing of the better sort LAWRENCE STUDIO 734 Mass. St. We sell Eastman Films Allegretti Chocolates CITY DRUG STORE Across from Eldridge House CLARK, C. M. LEANS LOTHES. ALL Bell 355, Home 160 730 Massachusetts LAWRENCE Founded in Business College 1809. Forayvore Lawrence, Kansas. of a century a leader in best business college in the state. Graduate; sent to all business bookkeeping, banking and civil service. For catalog, address Eat Your Meals at Ed Andersons CLYDE'S cleaning plant. Clothing cleaned, pressed and repaired. Ladies' work a specialty. Bell 1090; Home 1107. 1017 Mass. St. The Brunswick Billiard Parlor Everything new and first class. 710 Mass. HE ASKED 'EM: WHY IS A HANDKERCHIEF? Leavenworth Principal Propounds Chatauqua Salute Problem By Walter Hill. Leavenworth High School, Jan. 20 "Handcrichers" are causing the students of the high school here more than an usual amount of activity this week. Professor Carrothers, principal of the high school, has asked every student in the school to write a theme on the handcrichief, and has started a rush for all kinds of information on that subject. The essay must not exceed 125 words. It makes no difference along what line the theme is written, just so it is about the handkerchief. When all of the themes have been handed in they will be examined by a committee of the faculty and the ten best from each class will be compared. The best of these will be published in the June Bug. It is frequently said that the freshmen in the high school and college write better essays than those of the classes higher up. One of the purposes of the contest here is to ascertain the truth of this statement. ALL MEADE STUDENTS WILL TAKE COURSE IN SPELLING Meade High School, Jan. 20—At the beginning of the second semester, Meade high school will have two new teachers, one for the business course and one for music. Five new typewriters have arrived and everything is in readiness for the business course. Besides the business and music courses, three others are to be added—spelling, art and penmanship. Every student will be required to take spelling. El Dorado Loses. By Edwin Rider Bv Francis Fuhr El Dorado High School, Jan. 20.—El Dorado high school was defeated by the second team of the Newton Athletic Club, 30 to 21. The game was a rough one, with poor team work on both sides. Before the game the seniors were humbled by the sophies and freshmen, 6 to 5. The file for the Daily Kansans has been received. Bucklin Upperclasses Humbled. Bucklin High School, Jan. 20.—A game of basketball was played Friday between the junior and senior classes on one side and the sophomore and freshmen classes on the other. The game ended in a score of 20 to 2 in favor of the sophomore and freshmen classes. Inspiring to The Young Man are the stories of achievement in Civil Engineering Graduates of the School of Engineering of the University of Kansas have had an important part in many of the modern marvels of engineering work, from the carrying through of the greatest irrigation projects to the planning and construction of the unique sea-going railroad on the Florida Keys. The Daily Kansan's Educational Department will see that inquiries addressed to it are answered by the ones most competent to give full particulars regarding any vocation and the University courses preparatory for it. Address the VOCATION EDITOR University Daily Kansan Lawrence, Kansas PIP DANIELS TELLS TALES OUT OF SCHOOL Looks Over Campus Christmas Parties and Muses Much Thereon "Pip Daniels" of the Howard Courant took a birdseye map view of the campus just before the last whistle blew before Christmas and this is what he saw: Effect of Xmas Money Stringency Only 37 out of a total of 141 students or about one-fourth of the class, attended the dance given by the sophomore class of the University of Oregon, according to statistics compiled by the Oregon Emerald. Twenty-three sophomore men and 14 second-year women attended a total of 125 couples were present. In looking over the Lawrence papers last week, and reading the guest lists which took place there Christmas week, I found a lot of familiar names, and picked up a lot of news. For instance, at the Beta Theta turpake pull, there were present Mr. Presley, the emperor, and Miss Hazel Allison of Clay Center. When I was in school five years ago Ed. Forde and Miss Allison comprised about the most frequently seen couple on the hill. I was a freshman then, and didn't know who they were, and I thought they were some new married couple, I saw them so often. And they aren't married yet! Ed. always was pretty slow, but I should think five years would do any who has played in the K. U. line. In sharp contrast with Big Ed Forde, I find that Floyd Doubleday and wife and children, visited in Lawrence last week. "Dub" was the hard-hitting, fleet-footed center-fielder on the K. U. baseball team, a good natured, tow-headed young man, marvelously homely, but unusually popular. But that "and children," get that?-and five years ago when Ed. Forde was strolling the hill daily, "Dub" didn't even event a match. But then Dub anyway started quickly when he did the bases, and out a fumble. And then there are Mr. and Mrs. Harold Bozell, also in the list. Harold evidently moved along a little faster than he did when I knew him, although he moved fast enough then. And Ralph Spotts, the peaches and cream, the deep bass cheer leader, the peerless debater, is still holding the sack, supposedly for Miss Delpha Johnson, who promised me faithfully she would be through school last year. And Bill Griesa and Esther Evans—wonder if Bill still plays the flute? Maybe if he'd quit he'd have better luck. Miss Hazel Kelly of Paola, was at the Phil Psi dinner. Miss Kelly is the daughter of Thos. T. Kelly, ex-state treasurer. I've ever asked what the famous Hazel waist that around the Smith house table in the fall of 1908. There were Hazel Kelly, Hazel Butts, Hazel Myers, Hazel Stiles, and Hazel Stevenson, and every time one said anything to Hazel, they all piped up "Witch Hazel?" Snotts Still Waits Pin Was Mistaken. Yep! They Have. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Veatch, of Keokun, Ia., also attended the turkey pull, which reminds me that evidently Tom and Retta have finally gone and done it. The neighbors were getting mighty anxious about them when I left school. Then last week the Phi Sih's had a dinner—of course the Phi Sih's would have to do something every time the Betas did. And among their guests I find that George Bowles is still in school, probably because he can't pronounce French words any better than he used to. Miss Bernice Butts was at the Phi Sih party. Miss Butts has visited in Howard, the guest of Miss Hazel Keifer. And I should surmise by their relative positions in the guest list that Art Haskins and Tess Crithfield are still burning the midnight oil, when I am positive that both of them are old enough to know better. Seven Stanford Vets Out For Nine Seven veterans will try for places on the Stanford baseball team. Practice will start in the near future. The popular "Belmont" notch Collar made in self striped Madras. 2 for 25c ARROW COLLARS Clint, Peabody & Co., Makers Iowa Will Get New Buildings At a meeting of the state board of education held during vacation, it was decided to add several new buildings to the University of Iowa as soon as possible. Among the list is a new gymnasium, a wing for the hospital, a library building, a nurses' home, and a chemistry building. Harvard Gets Bequest A gift of $5,000 has been made to Harvard University by the will of Miss Blanche Shimmin, who died in Boston on December 22. The bequest is in memory of her nephew, Charles Shimmin Jeffries, and is to be used for the foundation of a scholarship. She'd Know How Better Half Lives The dean of women of the University of Minnesota is conducting a thorough investigation of boarding houses in which Minnesota co-eds live. She plans some radical reforms in the rules governing them. How To Win A "W" In the future the requirement for football men to obtain their "W" at Wisconsin will be playing two full quarters of a championship game, or an average of four quarters against Conference teams. Gives Cornell Fortune Sight Unseen The Cornell Medical College has received from an anonymous donor a benefaction which will yield an annual income of $1,000, to be used to endow a fellowship for research in medicine. Sweet Jobs For Hoosiers HARRY REDING, M. D. E. eye, ear, nose, and throat. Glasses fitted. Offic. F. A. A. Bldg. Phones, Bell 513, Home 512. Sweet Jobs For Hosiers Six students in the chemistry department have accepted positions in the sugar laboratories of Porto Rican companies. G. A. HAMMAN, M. D. Eye, ear, and throat specialist. Glasses fitted. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Dick Building. 44 Represented. We Opine 44 Represented, We Opine All except four of the states are represented among the students of Wisconsin University. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. W. HAYNE, Oculist, Lawrence, Kansas. J. W. O'BRYON, Dentist. Over Wilson's Drug Store. Bell Phone 507. J. R. BECHETL, M. D, D. O. 833 B phones, office and residence. B phones, office and residence. DR. G. W. JONES, Physician, Suite 1. F. A. A. Building. STUDENT HELP To persons wishing student help, and students wanting work, the Daily Kansan will give three insertions of twenty words each in this column free: YOUNG MAN wants job to make all or part expenses; will do anything.—G. J. B., Kansan office. WANTED - Position to work for board next semester. An engineer not afraid of work. Address P. K. H. Care Kansan. The University Employment bureau recies many calls for rooms. Those having rooms for men students should call either phone 380. SCHULZ, the TAILOR—811 MASS. How About "If" This Mr. Merchant? If you could hire 20 or 50 or 100 young men and women to speak to every University student and teacher about The advantage of trading at your store. The advantage of trading at your store. The utility or beauty of some new article in your stock, The special values offered today or this week, YOU KNOW that your business would respond instantly to such advertising. But that's a large "IF" with a prohibitive expense hitched to it. It could not be done outside of a dream. You can do the same thing, however, in a different way. You can employ a solicitor who sits down with every student five evenings in the week and has a chumny talk about student affairs—and interpolates any message you care to have delivered. We shall be glad to talk over with you ways in which you can profit by the services of this solitier—the only one in its field—during the present month. You can speak your message—your announcement, your argument, your store news—at trifling cost. You can depend on a hearing at the best time. You can change the story every day. You can get results that will show up in the cash register every night. University Daily Kansan "Getting Your Share of That Million?" Send the Daily Kansan Home Students Help Their Uncle The Seattle postoffice employed seventy students at the university of Washington to assist during the Christmas rush. And The Audience Left For Home The Oregon Glee Club gave its annual concert for university students just before the Christmas holidays. Crowding The Halls of Learning An editorial in the Texan urges the students not to congregate in the corridors. Feb. 8--"Million" Feb. 13—Lyman Howe's Pictures. Feb. 15—Rohoman Girl Feb. 13—Lyman Howe's Pictures. Feb. 15—Bohemian Girl Feb. 20—The Thief Jan. 21—Spring Maid. Following is the list of bookings of Bowersock Theater to date. From time to time changes and additions will be made. Mich. 3—Wm. Faversham, in "Caeh." AT THE BOWERSOCK. Mch. 4-Adeleda Thurston. Mch. 15-Shepherd "of the Hills" Mch. 21-Naughty Marietta. May —"Mrs. Leslie Carter." Little stories of personal wants that produce results at a minimum expenditure. Try them Classified Advertising Bob Stewart's Barber Shop, 83 Massachusetts street. ROOM and board combined at $5 a week or may have either separate. Electricity and gas in rooms. Mrs. Ada Rogers, 1407 Kentucky St. Novelties. FOR CUTLERY, silverware, cooking utensils, sporting goods, safety razors, padlocks, etc., see Chas. J. Aching. Phone 676, 822 Mass. FOR RENT—Two pleasant rooms for girls, in modern house, 1400 Tennessee St. Bell phone 1261. For good country apple butter, dressed poultry, chicken and duck feathers, call Chas. Herington, Home 5826 Red - Adv. The Indian Store, pennants a speciality. 917 Mass. St. Get our prices on printing. Cafes K. U. Pantatorium and Dye Works— 1400 La. Phones 1400. Cleaning and ladies' work a speciality. Stop And Think Good meals and efficient service at moderate prices, K. U. Cafe, 1009 Mass. "We make a specialty of best coffee in town." We depend entirely on student trade. Why take your shoes down town? We make new shoes out of old ones. Bring in your shoes and be convinced. 1400 Louisiana Street. Don't forget the place. LOST—A No. 6 loose leaf note book. Its return will be very much appreciated. Wayne Edwards. Gillham's Sanitary Bakery, 412 W. Warren St. Nothing but the best. Come in and see the shop. Meat Markets. Frank lilif's Barber Shop, 1025 Mass. Street. Caterers specially to University trade. Barbers. See Hess Brothers for the very best fresh and cured meats at the right prices. 941 Mass. Both phones 14. Groceries. S. H. McCurdy, stair and fancy greeties. Lowest prices to clubs and students, 1021 Mass. Both phones, 212. Plumbers. Call Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas and electrical supplies. 937 Mass. Phones 658. Liveries. Francisco & Co., for trunk hauling, auto and hack service. Phones 139. 808-612-814 Vt. Street. The senior finance committee will meet in room 8, Green hall, Tuesday, at 7:00 p. m. sharp. That 1913 Jayhawker Students, lets us save your sole. : S. Forney, first class shoe repairing. 1017 Mass. Street. GET IT NOW! A book costing $5.31, selling before February 1st for - - $2.50