STATE HISTORICAL SOCIETY UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN KANSAS COPS THIRD IN VALLEY RANKING Jayhawker Victory Sends K U. to Third place—Neb. Claims Championship. The gridiron campaign in Missouri valley conference circles ended Saturday with Nebraska university defeating Oldahoma in a brilliantly played contest and defending its title as champion of the conference. The Ames Aggies won from Drake, while Kansas added another triumph to its long string of victories over Missouri. Drake's defeat by Ames was not unexpected, as the Des Moines eleven entered the game minus the services of Simons, its brilliant halfback, and three other regular players. The Kansas eleven made a discouraging start but developed rapidly as the campaign progressed and, while previously defeated by Nebraska and Drake, proved its superiority over Missouri and won by a fairly decisive score. The ranking of the valley conference teams, based on their games against strong opponents, is: Nebraska, Ames, Kansas, Drake, Missouri, Washington. Both Nebraska and Ames emerged undefeated in conference circles, although Nebraska sustained but one defeat, the latter at the hands of Minnesota, during its schedule of eight games, while Ames lost to Minnesota, and Iowa. Nebraska's suggestion of a post-season contest with Ames to avert all discussion of a muddled title was not approved by the Iowa Aggies, so the claim of Nebraska to the championship rests upon Ames' declination and Nebraska's successful defense of the title achieved during the two previous seasons. 15 TO 3--HAD WEIDLEIN KICKED A LA BERNOULDJ The failure to observe a simple physical law, caused the Kansas team to lose three points in the Missouri game last Saturday. This occurred when Weidlein failed to kick a field goal, since the ball struck the top of the goal post and caromed off to the left. According to Professor Kester of the Physics Department, the observation of the Bernoulli Theorem, which states that wherever the relative velocity of a fluid either gas or liquid in a moving system is least, the pressure is greatest, would have given Kansas the field goal. In football, before the pressure is greatest on the side of the ball which is twisting forward, and the ball is diverted from that side during flight. Weildie apparently toed the bail a trifle to the right, which imparted to it a counter-clockwise rotation, and when it struck the top of the goal post, a flat surface, it fell in the goal. The ball was on the left it would have rotated in a clockwise direction, and would have fallen between the goal posts. The Saturday Evening Post will be on sale on the Hill Wednesday morning.—Adv. An object of interest now is our Overcoat Department. This store is not controlled by any manufacturer. We see all the best clothing and buy the best values. Some manufacturers spend fortunes every year in magazine advertising and every man who buys one of their garments is paying something on the advertising expense. Here are overcoats from $18 to $35, made by manufacturers who put the full money's worth into the coat. REXALL COLD TABLETS Correct Bad Golds 25c boxes at McCOLLOCH'S DRUG STORI The Saturday Evening Post will be on sale on the Hill Wednesday morning.—Adv. FRESHMEN TO PLAY VARSITY REGULARS Bond's Tyros Mix With Tiger Tail Twisters on Tuesday Afternoon There will be regular game between the Varsity and the freshman teams this afternoon at McCook field at 3:30 p. m. The same will the regulation length. Coach Mosse expects to give every man who did not play in the Kansas-Missouri battle a chance to show his worth. The coach wants to see what the second string men will do in a regular game. The Varsity line-up has not been announced and will not be known until the game begins. The freshmen team is composed of the following players: Dalton and Fisk, right halves B;bishop, full back; Botelym, left half; Russel, quarter back; Braden, left end; Burton, left tackle; Priest, left end; Carver, right guards; Reber, and Easley, right guards; James, right tackle; and Ammons, right end. The reason for so many of the injuries of the Varsity this year is that the freshmen have kept their eyes o nthe ball more accurately than the Varsity men. The freshme neteam this season is one of the best that Kansas has turned out in many years. Coach Bond has had a well balanced team of tyros and they have kept the Varsity on the jump all the time. The outdoor scrimmage is bright and heavy team for next year. The freshmen team outweighs the Varsity team ten pounds to the man. The Saturday Evening Post will be on sale on the Hill Wednesday morning.—Adv. To Mother A Gift to Mother is the Best Gift in the World. She is more interested in you and your college course than anyone else. 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NATIONAL AUTHOR'S INSTITUTE 1543 Broadway NEW YORK CITY JAYHAWK FINISHES SEASON GLORIOUSLY (Continued from page 1.) other hand the Missouri backs, fighting for every inch, were continually dressed before und. r way by Kansas linesmen, who had sifted through the Missouri And Kansas had one William Weidline, scored six points for his team, by the field goal route. Out of three chances Williams made two, and the third was so close that luck played a part in the miss. On the last trial the ball hit the top of the goal post, and Mr.Jinks coming to the aid of the vanquished Missourians, ordained that the ball should fall outside the cross-bar. Every man in the Kansas back field played well and Stuewe, Coolidge, and Detweller continually went through for gawls. Wilson, at quarter, again displayed generality of a football team, and in addition to directing the team's attack, ground for Kansas. The Knicks下场 caught up by making him on the end run. Missourians Sprang a Surprise. Missourians Sprang a Surprise. The surprise of the game was sprung in the first quarter, when Sheppard kicked his drop kick for 10 yards and a field goal of series gains by Lemire and Knoble in the open session which sent thruhs through the spines of the Jayhawkers, Knoble spilled the Tigers' chance of a touchdown by fumbling the ball on the Kansas seventeen yard line. Kansas rushed the ball back to the center of the field, where it was again fumbled, and this time the Brewer team profited by the fumble. Kansas strengthened and held the Tiger attack and Sheppard pinned him with one foot. His roots expected him to make it but the kick was true, and Missouri jumped into the beat by a score of 3 to 0. That scare was what Kansas needed and from that point the Kansas attack and defense strengthened. In the second quarter Kansas won the game, Marching the ball down the goal line on a series of gains by Detweller and Couldee, Weidlin tied the score with a place kick from the thirty-yard line. On the next kick, M. Krause made a three-hitter for downs, and taking the ball again, marched down towards the Missouri goal line, where Wilson carried the ball over on a well executed end run from the eight yard line. The half ended with the ball in Kansas' possession on the Missouri's seventeen yard line. The third quarter started with the Tigers fighting desperately, but Kansas smothered their attack, and again scored by Weldine's toe. In 'this aggressive game, being confident to hold the Missouri attack. The fourth quarter was a duplicate of the third. Kansas failed to score on a place kick, by a matter of inches, and the game ended, with the Brewer hopes rushing the ball into Kansas territory with a series of fake plays. Game Cleanly Played One of the big features of the game was the fact that not a substitute was used on either side. But twenty-two men took part in the game, and every man was on his feet, fighting when the whistle was blown. Another feature of the play was the remarkable cleaness which marked the playing of both teams. Only ten penalties were inflicted on both sides. Of this number Kansas received six, and Oklahoma received seven; were all for off-side playing and holding. Not a penalty was given for rough work. Kansas out-rushed their opponents and gained 302 yards to their opponents 189. The largest part of these Jaya-hawkier gains were made in the first half. Missouri did nearly all her gaining in the last quarter. Very little fumbling was done by either side. The ball was handled well by both back fields. Kansas made two fumbles and the Missourians three. Neither side had very much success in the use of the forward pass. In this department the Missourians had a decided advantage, gaining 29 yards opposed to opposing flips that palmed off three successful passes while Kansas was able to make but two. The Missouri stars were Barton, Sheppard, Knoble, and Captain Lemire, For Kansas, Captain Brownlee, Detweiler, Coolidge, and Weidline were the big guns, although every Kansan deserved mention. The Saturday Evening Post will be on sale on the Hill Wednesday morning.—Adv. STATE OF KANSAS DEPARTMENT OF THE STATE BOARD OF HEALTH S. J. CRUMBINE, M. D., Secy. We have tabulated with the report of distilled water the analysis of a good natural water. The substances present are therefore comparable. WATER AND SEWAGE LABORATORY LAWFRANCE E. H. S, BAILEY, Director C. C. YOUNG, Chemist McNish's Distilled Water and a Natural Water. Results expressed in parts per million. Yours very truly, Citizens State Bank Mr. Albert McNish, Dear Sir: I am enclosing herewith a copy of the analysis made at the University of your distilled water. Bacterological analysis made by Miss Greenfield of the Bacterological department, and chemical analysis made by myself. We can but conclude that the distillation effects the removal of practically all bacteria, and positive removal of all disease germs; removal of all objectionable mineral matter and all organic matter that is not gaseous, leaving a pure, sparkling, distilled potable water that can be used also for filling prescriptions and other technical uses such as storage batteries, etc. The one marked advantage of this water over an ordinary distilled water is that the air which is driven out in the boiler is taken up again in the condenser. Lawrence, May 21, 1912. C. C. YOUNG. Lawrence, Kansas. CAPITAL STOCK . . . . . . $25,000.00 SURPLUS . . . . . . 2,500.00 3 per cent paid on savings accounts, $1 opens an account. | | McNish's | Natural Water | | :--- | :--- | :--- | | Color. | None | 55 | | Odor. | None | None | | Turbidity. | Clear | 100. | | Oxygen consumed | .095 | 7.5 | | Nitrogen as ammonia. | .5 | 1.464 | | Nitrogen as nitrates. | None | .001 | | Nitrogen as nitrate. | None | .160 | | Bicarbonates (HCO3) | None | 696. | | Carbon dioxide (free). | 8 | N. D. | | Total solids. | 12. | 698. | | Loss on ignition. | 5. | N. D. | | Fixed residue. | 7. | Not determined | | Bacterial count. | 2. on Agar | Bacteria per cc | | | None | 520. | 824 MASS. STREET M.V.C. HONORS MIXED Valley. In the big game of this section Kansas easily defeated Missouri, by a score of 12 to 3 and was never in danger of danger. The forwards and the backfield of the Jayhawkers played wonderful football. The result was a big surprise to the Tiger supporters as a victory was expected and by dope, the Tigers should have won the game. Nebraska struck a tartar in Oklahoma and only won the game after a hard battle. The score was 13 to 9. The Sooners were the first to score but weight told, and the heavy Cornushkens plowed through the light Sooner line for two touchdowns in the last half. In the middle west the only important game was the Chicago-Minnesota struggle. Coach Stagg's team seeming to be hopelessly beaten before the battle, tore the "Gopher" line to threads. The score was 7 to 0. After the beginning of a very unsuccessful season the Maroons have wound up the season in great style. The victory puts Chicago in second place in the conference standing. Both Ames and Nebraska Claim Championship of the on Gelatine The football season is nearing the end. A few of the games will be played on Thanksgiving day but those games have no bearing on the championship of the different sections. Keep Your Valuable Papers in Our Vault Fire and life intarmustable to bounce are policies are too to fire and thieve. Your other valuable papers need protection, too. We have lock boxes, for small perc year, In the Missouri Valley the champions in muddied up between Ames and Nebraska. The Cornhuskers have the right to claim the champions as they have defeated the stronger teams in the section. Still, when the victory of Ames over Drake is taken into consideration the "Aggies" must be reckoned with. Only a post season game will clear the title and there seems little chance of that. In the east Harvard defeated Yale, 20 to 10, in rather a decisive manner. The Crimson outplayed the "Bull Dogs" at every turn in the game. Yale showed up very weak compared with the games played during the season and if scores count "Old The Saturday Evening Post will be on sale on the Hill Wednesday morning.—Adv. EIL," will have to be contented with third place in the standing. The backfield lost the game for Yale as the fumbles which flynn and Wheeler made, gave Brickley both of his chances for field goals. The star of the game was the playing of Brickley, the spectacular halfback on the Crimson. He scored both the field goals and one touchdown, Brickley, and the greatest playing both in mustering the ball and scoring field goals should be given the captainny of the "All American Team." He certainly deserves great credit and is responsible for the title which is bestowed on Harvard. The Saturday Evening Post will be on sale on the Hill Wednesday morning.—Adv. Bowersock Theatre Wednesday, Nov. 27 Billy "Single" Clifford PRESENTS "HIMSELF" "The Girl. The Man and The Game" A Merry Musical Stampede Bubbling Over With Mirth SING and Melody An Excellent Cast, a Bevy of Dainty Divinities Who Sing, Dance and Delight the Eye Beautifully Costumed Properly Presented PRICES 50 to $1.50 SEATS AT WOODWARD'S LOST or LENT—A red fox muft. 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