UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The official paper of the University of RICHARD GARDNER. WAYNE WINGART. WAND MARIE. REWARD HACKENY. EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Campus Editor Sporting Editor JAMES LEIGHING Advertising Mgr A. JE. PALMER, Assistant Advertising Mgr RUSINESS STAFF REPORTORIAL STAFF HEBBERT FLINT JAMES HOUGHTON HARLAN TROMPSON L. H. HOWE EDWARD HOFFMAN Faterned as second-class mail matter Sep- 1985, under the act of March 3, 1879. Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, from the press or the department of education from the press or the department of education Subscription price $2.00 per year, in ad- dress form. Subscription rate $1.25, $2.50 per year; one term. $1.25. Phones: Bell K. U. 25; Home 1165. address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANBAN, Lawrence. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 20. You can't clap hands with one palm — From the Chinese. NOTWITHSTANDING Although the cheering of the men students of the University may take a slightly profane tinge at times, to say that any rooting ever indulged in by students is indecent or vulgar is going just a little bit too far. And to say that the girls have been asked to join in these "awful" yells is wrong. They have, however, been asked to contribute to the rooting, and justly. That they take the same view of the matter is proved by the fact that they are now organizing, and planning to keep up their end of the cheering when Missouri meets Kansas here Saturday. The "Crimson and the Blue," is sung as often as there is occasion for it, and the custom of rising and uncovering when it is being sung is followed by every student. "Rock Chalk," if given too often would lose its effectiveness. Consequently, a few other methods of slowing our spirit are necessary. As to that song, "Hail, Hail, the gang's all here," no red blooded person has any cause to object to it. To say that it is indecent or vulgar does seem rather far-fetched to many—of course if there are persons in the University who object to using a perfectly good english word such as "hell," it may be possible to persuade the rooters to substitute "deuce" for it. Considering, however, how long this profane word has been in vogue, we doubt it. Join in the yells. If you do so in the right spirit, you may rest assured that your moral character will not be tainted by any such "milk and water" profanity as is given vent to the Kansas roots. There will be two tails twisted Saturday. The Tiger's and the Jinx's. Speaking of All-Valley halfbacks, we wish to suggest the name of W. C. Gordon for the position on account of his superb running of interference. AFTERMATH Now that things have begun to resume their accustomed state after last Saturday's battle and before the same things have begun to forsake their accustomed state before next Saturday's victory it might be well to mention a few incidents that happened at Lincoln and their effect upon what will happen in Lawrence. But first, let there be no crying over spilt milk. Granted that the breaks in the luck this fall have been enough to curdle the milk of human kindness as well as spill it, there is still no excuse for bewailing the fact. Nebraska did not win last Saturday. Kansas lost. They were humbled in victory while we were triumphant in defeat. In greater contrast was the conduct of the rooters of the two schools. When Weildlein sent the bal whalling between the crossbars A hush came upon the Nebraska stands. When the frenzied shouts of the Kansas supporters had died away the hush remained. In vain the cheerleader strove to arouse enthusiasm. Not a cheer came from the wearers of the Scarlet and Cream. Nebraska had quit. When the fortunate interference of Gordon made Frank's touchdown possible, the Cornhuskers seemed unable to comprehend what had happened. The victory of which they had boasted came to them after they had given up all hope. They cheered dazedly, as if unable to believe what they saw. When the cheering was over and "Rock Chalk" swelled across the field in even greater volume than before they looked at one another in amazement. "What kind of rooters are these," they asked, "who cheer the most when their team is defeated?" The Kansas Spirit was beyond their ken. But the end was not yet. Another touchdown came and still the handful of Kansans drowned out the thousands of Nebraska roots. With their throats hoarse and defeat staring them in the face the Jayhawkers fought like the boys on the field were fighting—a winning fight against overwhelming odds. And when the final whistle had been blown and the Nebraskans were silently making their way toward the gates that same "Rock Chalk" pursued and overtook them and their parting glance saw the same band of Kansans cheering as fervently as ever for their team and their school. The Kansas Spirit sometimes appears to languish, but it never dies. It is rampant now as it has seldom been before. Somehow, it seems that reverses are necessary to its greatest development. We have it and the team has it. We will have it next Saturday. It looks bad for Missouri. "Preston wants girls' glee club to sing," says a headline. That's what almost everyone wants glee clubs to do. The English may be progressive, but they continue to play cricket. If the football season continued throughout the year, the chances are that there would be no snow fight between the laws and engineers. "The Kansas Spirit." Makes you feel proud, doesn't it Makes. Freshman? WASTING TIME Another educator, Dean Johnston of the Kansas University School of Education, has raised his voice against the waste of time in our school years. He protests not only the unnecessaryinations but also against Saturdays. "The American boy or girl," says the dean, "is a 'whole lot better off in school than on the street. In the long summer vacation the effect of the previous nine months of discipline is almost wholly lost, the children wander the streets and they play with their hands and do get into trouble frequently, and spend entirely too much time in the 'movies.'" This is sound sense and touches a very serious evil in modern city life, the influence of the streets upon children. Educators should move energetically against vacation waste, even though reform would add to their own labor. This addition, however, would give weight to the teachers' appeal for better pay.-Chicago Tribune. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF WISE OLD BOYS The conscience of man can never maintain its supremacy over the passions unless its decisions are enforced by a belief in the existence of such a Deity as the Scriptures reveal—an Omnipotent Being of almighty power, boundless power, immaculate position and inflexibleNothing less than this will hold in check the violence of human passion, and repress the all-grasping tendency of human selfishness. —Wayland. CONSCIENCE The Daily Kansas, will publish in literature about the lives of Contributions welcome--The Editor. OLD FRIENDS IN VERSE Breathes there a man with soul so dead. Who never to himself hath said, "with an imperative leaver." "This is my own, my native land;" Whose heart has ne'er within him As home his footsteps he hath turned If such there breathe, go, mark him well; Eat them up no minstrel; raptures From wandering on a foreign strand? High though his titles, proud his name, grandest his wealth as well can Boundless his wealth as wish can claim: For him no minstrel raptures swell. Depends those titles, power and self, Living shall forecast fair renown. Living shall forecast fair renown. And, doubly dying, shall go down To the vle dye dust from which he drew. A course consisting of lectures, excursions, discussions, and reports of institutions and events about New York City, is offered the foreign students at Columbia. Unwept, unhonored and insung. —Scott. Children here are some questions and answers that you are to memorize. THE SEASON'S REVIEW Of what is the Missouri Valley composed? Cornhuskers, Cyclones, Bull dogs Tigers, Jayhawks and Pikers. They come from the north. They twisted all the hair off the Tigers tail so the Bulldog couldn't get a good hold. Where do the Cyclones come from and what have they done? What is that terrible, ear-splitting noise heard throughout the Valley? They are the bunch that put the ache in Drake. That is the squawk of the Jay- bat has has squawked three weeks in succession. Who are the Tigers? The Bulldogs are the boys that tied the Kan to Kansas. Copped the pie from the Pikers, whipped the imp out of Simpson, and came mighty near putting the tie on the Tigers. Who are the Bulldogs? What is the racket from the west? That is the husky voice of the Nets. Theucks claiming the championship. 1. Never look a gift automobile n the carburator. Who put the brass in Nebraska? Nobody. They always had it.— Drake Daily Delphic. MODERN MAXIMS De Wrike—That's not waste—that's economy.—Dartmouth Jack O'Lantern. 3. Love will find a stay. Tiddle-Pipe the waist on that dame. Fritz. "Why does he wear pumps all the time?" 6. Too many Cooks find the pole —The Purple Cow. "Before we married, you called me an angel." b. It's an ill wind that blows from the infirmary. Hans—Vat dink you uff dies ting ein bärmist? "He has water on the knee."— Stanford Chaparral. 2. A beer in time saves wine. "And I still do. Are you not continually harping?"—Fun. Fritz—Nicht bigamist, Hana Sprechat du nicht der Englash lang- vidge? Er ist ein pig-pig—ein pig- amillus.—Illinois Siren. The owner looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said, "Sold!"—Illinois Siren. Her-I wonder how it feels to have whiskers on one's face? --a leader in business education. Largest and best equipped business college in the state. Courses in shorthand, bookkeeping, banking and civil service. For catalog, address, contact information. A little "Brush" chugged painfully up to the gate at the Elgin races. The gate-keeper, demanding the usual fee for automobiles, called, "A dollar for the car!" Him—Aw, pahaw, I just had a shave—Stanford Chaparral. All K. U. men interested in rifle shooting should sign N. R. A. byaws at Dr. Naismith's office. A meeting will be called soon to organize the University of Kansas Rifle Clbu. Faculty eligible for everything but intercollegiate shooting. The University Health committee working in conjunction with the State Board of Health offers the students and faculty of the University the opportunity to receive free of charge the preventive treatment of typhoid fever. The treatment consists of three or four injections at intervals of one to two weeks and may be begun any Friday afternoon from 3 to 6 in room 203 Snow hall on or after October 25. This treatment is almost an absolute preventive of typhoid fever. All announcements for this col- lection will be to the news ditor before 11 AM. ANNOUNCEMENTS Sunday, December 8.—Philip A. Schwartz, secretary of the Student Volunteer Movement, will address the Y. M. C. A. at 3 o'clock in Myers half. Sunday, November 24.—Dr. Winfield S. Hall of Northwestern University will address the University Y. M. C. A. on "The Young Man's Problem" at 3 o'clock in Myers hall. All girls wishing employment, please see Miss Carroll, the W. Y. C. A. secretary at the rest room in Fraser hall. The Botany Club will need Wednesday evening at 7:00 p. m. in room 208 Snow hall. N. P. Sherwood will speak on the works of the Ness City laboratory in connection with the horse plague. Don't forget the Thanksgiving reception to be given by the W. S. G. A. at Haworth hall, Nov. 28, at 3 o'clock. Please drop your name in the box at the check stand. The officers of the W. S. G. A. wish to meet all district chairmen in room 110 Fraser, Thursday afternoon at 4:30 o'clock. All Cowley County students are asked to meet for a few minutes Friday afternoon at 4:30 in room 116 Fraser, to organize a county club. Don't let Cowley be the last to get in line. Thursday, Nov. 21st. 7:30 p.m. Greek Symposium, at 1129 Louisiana street. Professor Sterling will speak on "A Chapter of Greek Life." All members of K. U. Rifle Cluo come to gym Wednesday evening. Those who have rifles will please bring them along. Members must have dues paid by Thanksgiving. CALENDAR. December 6—In chapel, J. B. Larimer of Topeka. December 13—Concert by the University band in Fraser hall at 8:00 December 20—In chapel, Robert Stone, state senator from Topeka. December 13—In chapel, Hon. C A. Smith, justice of the supreme court. January 10—In chapel, Albert 'I' Karen cartoonist for the Kanea Kansas - January 21—In chapal, Hon. *S. Bolley, state bank commissione of N.J.* January 24—In chapel, Hon. H. F Mason of the supreme court. January 17—In chapel, H. G. Lar imer of Topeka. Wilhelm has a few more of those panoramic pictures of the campus. If you want to get a big dollar's worth, call him at 2033, Home phone—Adv. More Campus Pictures. Saturday, November 16. Kansas vs. Nebraska, at Lincoln. Saturday, November 23 Kansas vs. Missouri, at Lawrence. Saturday, November 16. Drink Hyball Ginger Ale, made from Jamaica ginger with pure water.—Adv. The Annual board will not meet tonight as scheduled. Pineapple ice made from the fruit at Wiedemann's—Adv. 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Mr. Howard enjoys the reputation of being one of America's foremost composers and has a list of over a dozen musical successes to his credit, such as "The Time, The Place, and the Girl," "The Flirting Princess," "A Stubborn Cinderella," "The Land of Nod," "Sweetest Girl in Paris," "The Girl Question," "Henecyon Trail," "The Goddess of Liberty" and many others. Prices 50c to $1.50. Adj. JOE HOWARD COMING TO HIS HOME TOWN Mr. Joseph Howard who appears at the head of his own company at the Bowersock on the night of Friday, Nov. 22, in "The Goddess of Liberty," is known as due of the most prolific of American composers. He is responsible for many of the most successful musical shows in the last decade, among them being "The Time, The Place, and The Girl," "The Flirting Princess," "A Stubborn Cinderella," "The Land of Nod," "The Sweetest Girl in Paris," "The Goddess of Liberty," and many others. Prominent in the support of Mr Howard appears the name of Miss Mabel McCane, an irresistible comedienne who for several months the past season played the leading role in "Madame Sherry," at the Tivoli Theater, London, where she achieved a substantial success. She has also played opposite Howard in "Love and Politics" another Howard success. Prices 50e to $1.50—Adv. Hot tomato soup with crackers, 5c a cup. Fine, try it, at Wiedemann's. Adv. FOR the hair and want of hair Rexall "93" Tonic 50c and $1.00 Bottles McColloch's Drug Store Bowersock Theatre November 22, '12 Jos. E. Howard Amusement Co. PRESENT Lawrence's Own Boy Jos. E. Howard Mabel McCane Chicago's Biggest Musical Hit WE UPHOLD our reputation in every pair of shoes we send out Howard's Shoe Hospital 913 Mass. St The Goddess of Liberty Dialogue entirely rewritten and all new songs of the Jos. Howard kind KOCH, Tailor Fine Line of Fall and Winter Suitings. CLARK, C. M. LEANS LOTHES. ALL Bell 355, Home 160 730 Massachusetts MONEY SAVED C. M. LUTHER 447 MASS. BELL 58 MONEY SAVED on Flowers, Chrysanthemums, Roses or Carnations. Try us and see. The Brunswick Billiard Parlor Everything new and first class. 719 Mass. 850 W. L. Anderson's BAKERY Where K. U. Students Always Go for Their Bakery Goods The College "Chin Hacks" Strictly Sanitary Louis R. Gibbs Foot Ball AND Athletic Goods KENNEDY & ERNST 826 Mass. St. Phones 341 Eat Your Meals at EdAndersons Cleanest Place in Town PROTSCH. Special Ladies Tailoring for University Special in styles and prices Emma D. Brown, the ladies' tailor 914 Mass. St. The Tailor. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas Founded in 1869. For over a quarter Largest and in the state of the U.S. allegiance, address Kas FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE Lawrence Pantatorium 12 W. Warren Both Phone 806 Particular Cleaning and Pressing Our plant is equipped with complete cleaning ladies' and men's wearings apparel. NEW YORK CLEANERS No. 8 E. 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