All $1.25 White Waists 98c each. White Waist Sale. 98c Monday and Tuesday we will place on sale all our $1.25 White Waists; choice All have the news sleeve with French Cuff. A. D. WEAVER The Qual. Quiz. He asked us to draw the curves for salt-petre, And how many grams dissolve in a liter. He asked us a lot before he was done But what's on my brain is that C sub 1. Now the C sub 1 was the concentration. Of ammonium in the conglomeration. I was drawing some extra curves just for fun. When I should have been squaring that C sub 1. I showed how that salts give ions in water, And how more dissolves when the solute is hotter. I answered his questions, all but just one. I put the wrong exponent on that C sub 1. He'll give menot even a burial at all But bottle me up in alcohol, And write on the label this sorceric pun, "He forgot to square his C sub 1." The New Eldridge House BARBER SHOP Satisfaction guaranteed. Respectfully, Curbey, Fisher, L. R. Gibbs, and F. M. Tidrow, Proprietor. The Latest Electric Massage Machine. "Banana Specials"are fine, at Vic's. Talks On Advertising. L. N. Flint, editor of the Graduate Magazine, is giving a series of very interesting talks on advertising to the newspaper classes. In discussing the subject Mr. Flint said, "Modern advertising is an art based on psychology. It determines to a large extent what we eat, drink and wear, in fact it decides where our money goes, and perhaps how we get on in the world. One's success in advertising depends on knowing the business and then using a 'follow-up system of cultivation.'" In his next lecture, Mr. Flint will speak on, "The Financial Side of Advertising." Harold D. Burdick, formerly Kansas University 1907, now a midshipman at the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis, has become an expert swordsman. At the recent tournament at Annapolis he was selected as one of the Naval Academy's team of five to meet the West Point team at the annual fencing contest to be held in Madison Square Garden, New York. BE EARLY We would suggest, Sir, that you select your Spring suit early. The choiceest patterns are always found at the Opening of the Season when stocks are unbroken. It will soon be a case of resurrecting something from the garret or closet or coming out in a Spring Suit new, clean, stylish and handsome. They're Masterpieces of Suit making. This will be about the last week you'll see many Men wearing Winter clothes. We have an almost unlimited variety of choice Cheviots, Serges and Scotch Mixtures. We trust you will stop in for a moment's look. We believe that you will be impressed with the reasonableness of our prices as well as with the excellence of our Clothing. People's Clothing House. Dull Leather Oxfords For ladies are the korrect style for Spring. The styles are very new and attractive in welt sole oxfords. Sailor Ties at $3 and Blucher Oxfords at $2.50 Sizes and widths to fit the feet. INTERESTING INQUIRY. Patent Leather and White Oxfords in many styles if you prefer them. Prof. Dexter Examines So Called "Football Injuries." Fischer's An interesting inquiry has been made by Prof. Dexter of Illinois, who believed (as many other football enthusiasts do) that the multitude of injuries ascribed to football are in a great measure only newspaper yarns. In working out this theory, he wrote a personal letter to each man whose name was published as injured by football. Professor Dexter sent out one hundred and thirty five letters. Of these twenty-four were returned marked, "No such person in the directory." To the seventy-eight letters which were sent to college players sixty replies were received. Fourteen of these reported their injuries as false and only five could be described as being seriously injured. Canvassers For Our New Book. To show how unfair are the newspapers one victim of the "game's brutality" was electrocuted while climbing an electric light pole to knock a ball down.—Exchange. For sale, cheap, a registration in one of the best teacher's agencies in the country. See the business manager of the Kansan. The squad that will contest with Baker is working steadily at the question and is building up a strong case on their side of abandoning the Monroe Doctrine. The practice debates they are holding are bringing out good team work from the squad. Fruit and nut sundae, at Vic's. Make large wages selling our new book to retail grocers. Write today for agency, give home address, age, experience, territory and cities desired. "Cost Book Co." 44 Leicester St., Detroit, Mich. SAVE YOUR EYES.—There is nothing more important. To do so, see J. F. Brock. Optician and Specialist, 800 Bl'd, Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. "The Western Standard." Standard." Schmutz's Base Ball Goods. The line which sells strictly on its merits. Catalogue No. 928 shows everything in spring and summer Sporting Goods. SchmelzerArmsCo KANSAS CITY, MO. That Easter Suit Now is the time to call and leave your order for it. CLIFTON T. HIATT, 924 Mass. Tel. Red 30 Bell FINE RUBBER TIRED HACKS Hack and Livery. Telephone 258. 922 Mass St. C. H. HUNSINGER, Lawrence Transfer Company Hauls Trunks Both Telephones 15. 842 Mass, St. Lawrence, Kansas Low One-Way Rates. Washington, $22.50 to Huntington and Nampa, Idaho. $25.00 to Portland, Tacoma and Seattle. $25.00 to Vancouver and Victoria. $25.00 to Ashland and Atlanta. 10.285 to Atlantic and Astoria, Oregon, via Portland. via Portland. $25.00 to San Francisco, Los Angeles and San Diego. Every day from Feb. 15th to April 7th 1906, inclusive, the Union Pacific will sell one-way tickets as follows: $20.00 to Ogden and Salt Lake City. $20.00 to Heleena and Butte, Montana. $22.50 to Spokane and Wenatchee. Correspondingly low rates to many other California, Oregon, Washington, Montana, Utah and Idaho points. Through Tourist cars run every day on Union Pacific between Missouri River and Pacific Coast; double berth $5.75. For full information call on or address E. E. ALEXANDER. City Ticket Agent. Eldridge Block. Both phones No. 5. Moulton Leaves Saturday. Fay Moulton the K. C. A. C. sprinter and a Kansas track man will leave Saturday night for New York where he will join the U. S. Olympic team for Athens. Moulton will be entered in the 400 meter run which is a little less than the 440 yard run. Shick of Harvard will also enter this race. The best record made by Moulton on this distance is 49 4-5 seconds and that of Shick is 50 flat. Last spring Moulton ran the 440 in 50 flat at the K. C. A. C. meet but had already run the 100 and 220 sprints. Lives there a man who has not said, "Tomorrow I'll get out of bed At six o'clock and get things done Before the setting of the sun"? Lives there a man who has not said, At six a. m., "How good this bed does feel," then snored till after 8. Then wonders how he slept so late? —Exchange.